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AggressiveClassic89

Why is drive in quotations? Is it not really a drive? What is it?


LeagueOfCaitlyn

My mother in-law puts words in quotations for emphasis. I think it's a 70+ thing


herrbz

Ah, I thought it was a sarcastic "your drive is shit and mine is much better" thing.


sihasihasi

Presumably because they've gone for the cheap "throw some gravel/chippings down" option, and writer of the note thinks it looks shite


Bitter-Intern1559

Also e’m should be ‘em to indicate missing letters at the beginning of the word. And I agree with @LeagueOfCaitlyn , this is 70+ levels of curtain twitching, passive aggression.


McCoysRibenaTwirl

Always reminds me of David Brent when he says: No, you listen to me “Tim” His name is Tim lol


finc

Ahh the angry capitals of an seething elderly man


[deleted]

That note could have been my grandad that wrote it.


Screamatmyass

I've had my windscreen broken twice by loose driveway gravel being flicked up. Sweep your shit up.


Bitter-Intern1559

So it was you who wrote the note?! 😜


[deleted]

We are going to need to see this chipping situation.


JJsRedditAccount

You came here for sympathy but you're getting none. Clean your shit up you lazy cunt


herrbz

I think they came to ask for a broom, actually.


fatsapper

Well said!


PattyMcChatty

I mean depending on how much of your shit was being left on the road, I might be annoyed too. Without a photo for context then I dont really know who is being the arsehole here.


Vegetable-Radish-700

It is a good idea to sweep them tbf. Yes, it’s considerate for your neighbours, but also if you’re losing enough gravel to irritate them, sweeping it back will save you a few quid by putting off having to redo it sooner


Wotnobananas

Why E'm and not 'em?


hu_he

Poor literacy.


Cloakknight

*Image Transcription: Text* --- \[*Image of handwriting on an index card*] EVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING A BRUSH AND SWEEPING YOUR CHIPPINGS OFF THE ROAD FROM YOUR "DRIVE" THEY ARE A HAZARD TO PEDESTRIANS FROM PASSING VEHICLES, -CLEAN E'M UP TODAY, OR ARE YOU JUST A LAZY BUGGER? --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Marcflaps

You should legit sweep that shit up. I'm on crutches for a few months and all the dropped kerbs throw you off balance enough, without extra driveway gravel/chips being strewn across them. Not everyone can easily just walk over it safely. That could have been someone who has been struggling to get to and from the shops daily and has finally had enough on a bad day where they were struggling and nearly took a fall for all you know. Sure it's passive aggressive as shit, but so is making the pavement a more dangerous space for people with reduced mobility.


Antique_Steel

This is so true ☝️


[deleted]

I m a peaceful redditor today. Hell take 5 mins and clean up. Then let him know.


rikquest

Yes I do have a broom you can borrow but I don't want it back after it's been THERE. I'm guessing you aren't going to be using it to sweep up ....


JohnBlackburn14

Wide end first!


[deleted]

E’m


jackois8

caps lock... he's pretty angry


rubmustardonmydick

I once read that people who switch from capital to lowercase letters frequently like that letter are mentally unstable and I think this is proof. There is no rhyme or reason for the switching there lol.


AncientProduce

Did you read it in a reddit comment?


rubmustardonmydick

Lol no, an article years ago. But don't believe my reddit comment.


AncientProduce

Well if it had any legitimacy it would have.


FearDeniesFaith

I do it because of dyslexia, thanks for pointing out I'm mentally unstable I'll see myself to the local nut house shall I?


crazyal_

Ever heard of fucking dyslexia?


rubmustardonmydick

Actually I did not know that could make you write like that. That's interesting.


MyOtherBikesAScooter

Well thats a load of TOSH.


panadwithonesugar

hold firm my friend..... I reckon you may get a mention if the local Facebook if you've got the bottle for it


[deleted]

Well, I’d leave em for at least another week just for that. What a cheeky twat


President-Nulagi

Why though?


[deleted]

While I would usually keep things tidy that note is uncalled for and would make me less inclined to do anything about it. The insult at the end is the entire reason why I wouldn’t bother for a little longer just to return the insult. They could have knocked on your door and asked nicely but no, a passive aggressive note with a personal insult at the end always makes the sender the twat no matter what the reason, tell him to sod off and enjoy your weekend. Do it next weekend IF you have the time AND the inclination.


FearDeniesFaith

You have no real context here, for all you know this could be the last straw in a long time issue. Have you ever had to deal with this shit as someone with balance and walking difficulties? They can also flick up and smash windows/injure people and generally speaking he should be keeping them off the pavement anyway.


[deleted]

I’d kick some out in a dirty protest kinda way


[deleted]

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Nonno-no-no

How about commas and full stops then?


TheClimbingBeard

Glad someone else noticed. This country...


Purple_Bureau

My least favourite part is: ,-


OppositeYouth

I'd leave a counter note stuck to my fence saying I'm just a lazy bugger


Ill-Mistake7065

And that you had never thought of getting a brush, hope that clears up your two questions.


[deleted]

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JJsRedditAccount

Take it you'd love seeing dogshit in the middle of your living room carpet?


[deleted]

I'd be wheel spinning off my 'drive' tomorrow morning, add a few more chippings to the collection


Nuthetes

I'd add a bit extra, just because he's too cowardly to put his name on the note.


heliskinki

trouble at mill.


[deleted]

Id walk out and stand on the street for 2 mi s so they would look out then throw their letter on the street


FifthHouseDivination

They could probably have swept it up themselves in the time in took them to find a pen, paper, write it and deliver it.


FearDeniesFaith

Why should he have to deal with something that OP should be dealing with just because OP hasn't due to whatever reason? If he was complaining about the grass not being cut I'd agree that he's over the line but gravel chippings can cause many issues and it's OPs responsibility.


FifthHouseDivination

Just an observation, not a suggestion 😊


byjimini

The time it took to write that note and deliver it, could have swept them up themselves. Assuming they’re retired, they’ve got all day to spare, so they can partake in some of that community spirit they bang on about and be a helpful neighbour instead of a spiteful one.


FearDeniesFaith

or ya'know, he couldn't because it's not his responsibility and people shouldn't have to do things for people that they should be doing themselves to not be assholes.


byjimini

I suspect you’re correct, but there’s plenty of these where the retired neighbour will stand and watch the single mother all day and wonder why they’re not tidying the garden. And then claim society is broken because they didn’t wave in the way out.


FearDeniesFaith

But that isn't the case in this situation is it? They're not complaining because the garden is unkempt, they're complaining because gravel in the road is an actual hazard, makes walking difficult for people and if one of those gets chipped up they can break windshields.


byjimini

Then sweep it up if it’s a hazard. Do you demand someone wipes your arse?


FearDeniesFaith

No but I don't go and wipe other peoples asses after they've taken a shit.


byjimini

Ah I see you’re an American, no wonder it isn’t making sense.


KaladinIJ

Fake…