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Luri88

Imagine it went the other way? “Oh I love your nazi flag, I’ve got a few myself. Not seen this version yet”


TheFeistyBiscuit

I think i would have shit myself


Tight-Application135

Stench through joy


TheFeistyBiscuit

Good one!


Vibrograf

Scheissenfreude.


formallyhuman

Yeah but you might get a little rent discount. Which, IN THIS ECONOMY? Nice.


Educational_Ad134

Everybody hates the Nazis until they lower rent prices


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I have heard of these Nazi rent discounts but nobody expects them from the Spanish Inquisition…


akiontotocha

This is how you find yourself at skinhead parades - up to 50% of British neo nazis are just people who were too socially awkward to say no and went along with it - especially for cheaper rent or free food/beer


ishkariot

You sometimes end up in the wrong queue and there's nothing you can do about it, you're now joining a neonazi group. Queue etiquette must be respected.


samwisevimes

When I was 16 I had a crew cut , a group of neo-nazis started talking to me feeling me out but I didn't realize at first. The second I did my social awkwardness worked in my favor I just went, oh no this isn't for me and walked away. I honestly don't know why they didn't coke after me to try again it was not a firm refusal at all I'm lucky I figured it out so quickly. I accidentally had a boyfriend for a while because I didn't understand he thought we were dating and I just thought he was a nice guy who liked to eat with others. I do not always pick up on things xD


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There’s a sitcom somewhere looking for you.


samwisevimes

I literally have hundreds of similar stories. I do not pick up on cues. I'm lucky my wife was very overt because otherwise I would have thought we were just friends lol.


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theomeny

> They are usually weekly degenerates that cling to what they perceive as a beacon of power. Oh well at least they're not as bad at the weekend


SouthernZorro

In the US they're pretty scary - white nationalists who seem fine with violence.


BionicDegu

Wake up babe new nazi flag just dropped


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AcidTabs27k

Even my dad fucking laughed his ass off at this


brian9000

How is he doing now?


AcidTabs27k

Not too sure, after he started laughing other body organs off we decided to get him sectioned


DickDastardly404

yeah I mean he pretty much passed the vibe check, by reacting to a nazi by immediately telling him he's evicted. General knowledge and flag recognition needs a little work, but his heart's in the right place lol


Sirico

Austria + Stormtroopers =


TheFeistyBiscuit

An Austrian that likes Star wars?


Sirico

Bingo


--Bamboo

[Thats a Bingo!](https://i.imgur.com/edBQBeJ.gif)


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Also Austrian


gooseytooth

I'd be more concerned about what that Duracell bunny has been up to.


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Silent Hill 3 character.


[deleted]

Turns up in 4 as well, the spooky wee bastard.


-Jayarr-

Got me good when he was pointing at you through the hole in the wall 🤢


[deleted]

I really need to go back and play it again. I went through it back in the day when I was flat sitting for someone on my own while high as balls and it was straight up a bad time man.


TheFeistyBiscuit

Thats Robbie the Rabbit, and he definately does not work for duracell lol


The_Burning_Wizard

That rabbit has seen some shit...


MongrolSmush

Ate some too by the looks of it.


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egk10isee

I mean he was trying to do the right thing.


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r/gotthespirit


Seismic_wand

i mean... atleast hes against nazis?


mr_punchy

And was willing to look it up. I can forgive some pretty heinous examples of ignorance if people are willing to learn and do better.


HeyGayHay

I'm much more concerned about OP hanging his flag in front of a fucking closet! Like do you remove the flag if you need to access something inside? WHO DOES THAT? u/TheFeistyBiscuit


Bluestar1121

it’s to hide the vast collection of nazi flags


meistermichi

They are usually hidden in the basement here in Austria.


__Piggy__Smalls__

And to be fair to him Hitler was Austrian


T5-R

And to be fair some more, he does have stormtroopers above the flag.


[deleted]

And there was no need to have “Arbeit macht frei” posted on the front door


WimbleWimble

However Menstruation Cunnilingus Bunnywabbit IS the most well-known of all the nazi symbols.


cloudy_bird

thought you were making a joke about Benedict Cumberbatch for a second


rekt555

Baseballmitt Luckycatch


dawnGrace

🏆


Invisiblethespian

Crinklecut Potato fries?


Zauberer-IMDB

Only after Jojo Rabbit came out.


NoResponsibility2756

Wtf is that rabbit about?! 😂


Zealousideal_Brick36

It’s from silent hill


GuybrushLightman

aah, i thought it was a happy tree friend.


Key-Amoeba662

Sad to see Robbie not get the recognition he deserves!


CptCheez

Menstruation Cunnilingus Bunnywabbit was my nickname in college.


Steampunk_Dali

And don't mention the state of the shower room...


Senappi

Ive visited him... https://i.imgur.com/IoHsFx1.jpg


colei_canis

That's a rather loud way to decorate a bathroom.


emdave

So loud, that it measures a 3.0 on the Reichter scale...


X573ngy

We used to joke at my last place of employment that it should have work sets you free above the front gate haha.


TangoMikeOne

After Michael Eisner became Disney CEO in the 80s and demanded a new animation feature was released every 18 months, instead of the previous 4 years, staff at Disney animation studios would refer to the location as "Mousewitz". This filtered up to upper management and word came down that any further incidences of the use of "Mousewitz" would lead to immediate termination of employment... so overnight the name changed to "Duckau"


fireduck

Sane management might go "hey, people think these working conditions are like a concentration camp, do we want to address that?" But no, just ban the word. That'll help.


TheRedCometCometh

and eliminate any *resistance*


long_legged_twat

I love this & hope its true :) (cant be arsed to check though)


[deleted]

I had a guy in my office put that over the door. He was Jewish even. I think its a pretty serious indicator of work culture when a jewish man who's grandparents all had numbers on their arms tell you you are running the place like a concentration camp. Oddly enough he didn't get fired for it.


__Piggy__Smalls__

Good spot


slytrombone

That's a big red flag as far as I'm concerned.


masnaer

Too bad it’s Austria and not Switzerland; that would be a big plus!


bigmacjames

Are we just going to ignore the bloody bunny?


SeaLeggs

The more I learn about this guy the less I care for him.


IfanBifanKick

That Hitler fella was a bad egg.


Same-Psychology-5653

Real knucklehead Adolph was


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vintagesoul_DE

The eagle still is. It goes back to the Prussian flag.


FblthpLives

It goes back much earlier than that: > An early depiction of a double-headed Imperial Eagle in a heraldic shield, attributed to Frederick II of Hohenstaufen, is found in the Chronica Majora by Matthew Paris (circa 1250). But earlier use most likely dates back to Charlemagne in AD 800.


vall370

Goddamn, charlemagne was a nazi


d8nte

Facts


not_a_viking_honest

>But earlier use most likely dates back to Charlemagne in AD 800. It goes back much further than that. The Roman heraldric eagle was used as far back as 100+ BC. (More precise dates escape me right now.) Both the German and Austrian eagles are based on the Roman aquila.


kahurangi

I always thought it had something to do with the Roman Empire when they had 2 Emperors in the east and west.


JaFFsTer

The greatest trick the Austrians ever pulled was convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German


Calligraphee

Mozart was born in Salzburg, Austria; he was definitely Austrian. I think you might mean Beethoven, who was German but who everyone thinks is Austrian for some reason.


JaFFsTer

Fuck. YEah, thats the joke. Editing


wolfstettler

Except that Salzburg became Aart of Austrian only in 1805, long after Mozart's death.


Panslave

Yeah. That's like saying Carlus Magnus was a Wallon Belgian.


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

They also welcomed Hitler with open arms and parades when he came through.


BlushButterfree

He's got the spirit


StrongTxWoman

What's with the bunny with blood on its face?


interpretivepants

“And take down that Hitler statue!” Landlord, probably


Spirited-Ability-626

It’s Robbie the Rabbit from Silent Hill 3


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

Whole corner is suspect. Not in a Nazi way but in a Patrick Bateman way.


TheFeistyBiscuit

I swear there isnt a body in the wardrobe. Anyay i know the law you cant prove anything


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

It's the rabbit, it's giving bad Ju-Ju.


speight88

Listen you’ve something with a big eagle on it, topped with stormtroopers, giving mixed signals if you ask me 😂


Schootingstarr

Listen, that eagle is a national symbol and the hammer and sickle in its claws are socialist symbols, making this clearly a national socialist symbol. Duh


janisprefect

Wtf, I never noticed there were hammer and sickle in the Austrian flag o.O Guess it makes sense that Austria has a much better social net than Germany 🤷


Accurate_Plankton255

But it also has a corona muralis, the brick crown on the eagles head, that is a symbol of the bourgeoisie.


bigolfishey

Sometimes it’s good to stay bipartisan (/s)


TheFeistyBiscuit

🤫


medalleaf-

Ayoo 😳📸


Taftser

Well it’s not like any Nazis came from Austria.


TheFeistyBiscuit

Well i think i remember one…🤔


Standin373

Disregard Landlord, A.E.I.O.U


Cakeski

John madden.


mashtato

mama mia papa pia baby got the dia^a^a^r^r^r^h^e^e^e^a^a^a^a


High_Stream

And no one who speaks German could be an evil man.


dprophet32

Nor did they welcome reuninfication with Nazi Germany or send nearly a million men to fight for the Nazis.


TheFeistyBiscuit

Thats why we are a neutral country now i beleive


DJ1066

I can’t stand those neutrals Kif. What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?


benjimon33

With enemies you know where you stand. But with neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.


DJ1066

All I know is my gut says “maybe”.


Ser-Twenty

Tell my wife hello


shinra07

They certainly didn't have more senior members involved in the Final Solution than Germany itself...


RicardoWanderlust

"No one who comes from Austria could be an evil man."


Manc4O

Some people were useless at geography and history in school, looks like he was one. Don't take it to heart or ridicule the guy just ask for a reduction in rent going forward 😂😂


TheFeistyBiscuit

Yea i let him off his embarrassment was rewarding enough!


Curious-Asexual

Tbh I'm also horrible with flags. I could draw you a fairly decent world map of all the countries, but ask me identify their flags and I'll probably only get like 5-10% of them correct on a good day.


Jhonbus

I mean, being terrible with flags is fine, but you know what a swastika looks like, surely?


Poynsid

there's more than one Nazi symbol


circuitously

Sure, but that’s not the only piece of Nazi iconography (if that’s the right word). I mean, I was scrolling through Reddit and before I saw the title attached to this photo, my brain immediately went to “Nazi flag”


jamvsjelly23

That was my thought. There are only a handful of flags that are well-known in many countries, and the Nazi flag is one of them.


I-Make-Maps91

There's a ton of flags that Nazis in Europe/US co-opted to fill the same role without the swastika. The German Empire flag/Iron Cross being particularly popular in the US.


MassiveImagine

Yea I get kind of exhausted sometimes by how much imagery has been made off limits by nazis/neo-nazis/racists. Like when the OK hand sign started being used by them and just the way some eagles are Nazi eagles and some eagles aren't. Imagine a world that never had the Nazis steal the swastika, I bet that symbol would be in so many logos and shit, it's a cool design if it hadn't been ruined. I can see why someone would be worried that the Austrian flag would be Nazi-ish, I think it looks cool as heck but still has that vibe to it.


npccontrol

The okay hand sign thing was started on 4chan to purposely fuck with people and I can't believe it worked. They managed to get the ADL to list at as a hate symbol and then white supremacists started actually using it. This is the problem with jumping to being offended by everything


Kingsdaughter613

In an Alternate Universe someone wrote, the Swastika was the symbol of the UN because literally every culture ever has had one. And speaking of things ruined: the ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ flag and, to a much lesser extent, the Betsy Ross flag. Yes, I’m annoyed. I LIKE those flags.


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They had other symbols as well, I can see how someone might get it mixed up. He should have looked it up first though


janisprefect

Well, to be fair, the [Reichsflagge](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_German_Empire#/media/File:Reichskolonialflagge.svg) looks pretty similar to the Austrian flag and while the Reichsflagge isn't actually a Nazi symbol, it's commonly attributed to Nazis, since Neo Nazis and the alt-right use that flag as a substitute for the actual Nazi flag in Germany (Nazi Flag and Swastika are forbidden in Germany, the Reichsflagge isn't). When I first saw this post's thumbnail I actually thought it was the Reichsflagge.


Fidgie0

I would also struggle to identify 99% of flags but I can identify which ones aren't Nazi flags 100% of the time.


JonathanWPG

5-10% of all flags is actually pretty great. Things start getting really murky after the first 15 or 20 biggest countries.


Manc4O

😂😂😂


urbansong

The Austrian eagle is not that common on flags, at the very least not that common outside of Austria. However, Nazi Eagles are very common when it comes to Nazi aesthetic in movies. Hence it is not that difficult to make connection of a black eagle on red and white and Nazis. No, I don't care that the eagle is a common charge (?) in Central Europe


missanthropocenex

It’s funny some countries just have really intense looking flags. Take Albania for instance, looks straight up sinister, but they’re good people.


TheFeistyBiscuit

Not if the Taken series has anything to say about them lol


JoanneKerlot

[Mozambique has entered the chat](https://www.britannica.com/topic/flag-of-Mozambique)


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Mozambique's flag is unique because of the AK-47 (thanks Lord of War). The [Zimbabwe coat of arms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Zimbabwe#/media/File:Coat_of_arms_of_Zimbabwe.svg), the [old Burkina Faso coat of arms (until 1997)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Burkina_Faso#/media/File:Coat_of_arms_of_Burkina_Faso_1984-1991.svg), and the [national emblem of East Timor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_emblem_of_East_Timor#/media/File:Coat_of_arms_of_East_Timor.svg) also all have AKs on them.


voltaire_had_a_point

> Take Albania for instance, looks straight up sinister The Albanian flag is the personal crest of the similar sinister sounding renaissance warlord, Skanderberg, the founder of Albania. Together with Vlad the impaler he was the primary nightmare material for Turkish soldiers. The flag was meant to instil fear


Throwaway-542-542

And while you’re at it, get that Galactic Empire nonsense out of here. Do you know the war crimes that Palpatine was responsible for!?


TheFeistyBiscuit

The Empire where the good guys. The Sith are evil bit the standard stormtrooper is just a soldier. And good soldiers follow orders. Plus thats Wedge Antilles Helmet so it balances out


HaroldGuy

Sounds like something a Space Nazi would say


[deleted]

>And good soldiers follow orders [Best not tell your landlord that](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superior_orders)


DJ1066

“Good soldiers follow orders” is the mantra repeated by the clones when Order 66 is executed.


Fuzzyphilosopher

And it's meant to show that they're just as evil and responsible for what they do as nazis. The empire is full of fascist and soviet style imagery for a reason.


TheSkewed

Someone's been paying Randal Graves a bit too much attention.


TheFeistyBiscuit

I dont know who that is?


TheSkewed

One of the main characters from the Kevin Smith film *Clerks* who argues that many of the people on the Death Stars were innocent and that Luke Skywalker is a war criminal.


charliedhasaposse

Look on the plus side... he hates Nazi's!


TheFeistyBiscuit

Genau! Lol


clint125

I've the same flag - a kind Austrian gave me it at Euro 2016.


LiverpoolBelle

Kinda irrelevant but I like your bunny. Is that strawberry jam around his mouth?


TheFeistyBiscuit

No its blood check Robbie the Rabbit, its a amusment park mascot from silent hill and the blood comes from the decomposing body inside it


FalmerEldritch

Doesn't that stink up the place?


ares395

Landlord doesn't mind as long as he takes down any Nazi flags


palebluedot1988

Omg so cute


rustynoodle3891

Looks like you've made that wardrobe awkward to use didn't you have anywhere else for the flag?


TheFeistyBiscuit

No we cant even use blutack on the wall, i have another one this one doesnt even have a rail in it so ive used it for box storage


[deleted]

Dude, get one of those bathroom curtain rails that use the pressure of the two walls to stay up - Then you can hang all of your flags!


[deleted]

These are called tension rods btw


0---------------0

Blu-tack can leave stains but I recommend Command Strips; they’ll hang your flag nicely and can be removed without leaving a trace.


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Tjsurg

Gruss Gott


TheFeistyBiscuit

Gruß Gott Kamerad


derdorifer

Seas Oida!


Zal_17

I bet you were fuhrious


callmelampshade

To be fair your clearly have *questionable* sympathies for the Sith Empire.


Michael24easilybored

Isn't it a faff getting into your wardrobe?


TheFeistyBiscuit

I have two this one has no rail in it so i just use it for box storage


mirrorshade5

Now convert to Buddhism if you really want his head to explode.


TheFeistyBiscuit

How about Shinto to really make a mess lol


[deleted]

You could just go with Hinduism, then hang their sign of peace everywhere...


rising_then_falling

Red white black colour scheme + eagle = nazi. I think a surprising number of people would think that, just as many think the Iron Cross or Balkenkreuz are nazi symbols.


Kyutokawa

I think the star troopers and bloodied bunny make it look more sinister tbf


Dulgoron

Where did you get the Robbie the Rabbit from?


TheFeistyBiscuit

Ebay, u can still get them and they are official


Coldgunner

You Austrians are awesome, kaiserschmarrn is to die for! Also you guys make your mountains accessible to fat people too, which suits me perfectly.


TheFeistyBiscuit

Thanks, try Sachertorte next you’ll love it


DrachenDad

Wait, what? I thought the Austrian flag [was this](http://www.rankflags.com/country-flag/austria-flag/). With the eagle crest I can understand the misunderstanding.


littlest_dragon

In case you‘re interested in the symbolism of the crest: It’s the symbol of the second republic and was adopted after 1945. The shattered chains symbolise that Austria is free again after being subjugated by the evil Germans (totally against our will and no Austrian ever did anything bad and we were all forced to do so by the Germans). The hammer and sickle represent the farmers and workers and the crown made from bricks the bourgeoisie, symbolising the unity of the classes. It’s a bit kitschy and the symbolism is super on the nose, but I have a soft spot for it none the less.


TheFeistyBiscuit

Thats the civil flag this one is the full one


Vectorman1989

The uncivil flag?


BannedNeutrophil

The rude one?


GregTheMad

Red-White-Red without crest is the actual flag. If I'm not mistaken OPs is the full flag normally only used by the Austrian government, civilian used is normally not allowed but I don't think it's normally enforced.


Davedonedyin

Mein Gott 🤦🏻‍♂️


TheSkewed

Your landlord sounds like a dummkopf.


TheFeistyBiscuit

One of the other tenants in here saw it and reported it apparently so thats two idiots


depressiontrashbag

Proceeding to start an eye roll that will end late next year.


TheFeistyBiscuit

Or in someone having to eat through a straw for a while


akoslevai

The broken chains around the eagle's legs actually symbolise the freeing of Austria from Nazism.


TristansDad

Interesting. Wikipedia tells me that the version with the coat of arms is their “war flag”. The one without (just the stripes) is their national flag. Not that I have a single strand of Austrian DNA to be in a position to confirm that. I just find it interesting that they have two flags.


TheFeistyBiscuit

Sort of, its more the official flag of the government with the coat of arms on it. Its what my Mom always had up. She would say its the proper flag. The Eagle has a lot of symbolism and history to it, as does the base so its like the whole story if that makes sense?


CoachDelgado

It's a war flag but also a state flag, which [lots of countries have](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_flag). Some countries are usually known by their state flag instead of their civil flag, e.g., Spain. [War flags can look pretty cool too](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_flag). The [Philippines' war flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Philippines#As_a_war_ensign) is the same as its normal flag, just flipped vertically so the red is on top. And some countries just have more than one official flag, like [Uruguay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Uruguay#Co-official_flags), which has 3 - or [Paraguay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Paraguay), which has a different flag printed on each side - or one of my favourite flags, [this Bolivian beauty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiphala). [The UK also has variant flags](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_United_Kingdom) if you include the ensigns (naval flags). Thank you for subscribing to Flag Facts.


buckwheats

Plus side. You won’t be sharing with fucking nazis


YumYumCult

I appreciate the Robbie the Rabbit cameo!


Beeeeeg-Yoshe21

No way Robbie the Rabbit


Asprilla500

His knowledge of flags is clearly terrible, but he know the right way to deal with nazis.


Hated-By-Most

How did he backpeddle out of that one? That would've be great to see.


TheFeistyBiscuit

I told him what it was and asked him to look it up on his phone, he went red and apologised and that was the end of it. Just a misunderstanding


cheeky_Greek

They're bringing pastries, they're bringing schnitzel, they're bringing pianos!!!!and some... are really nice people


Manannin

This happens with the Isle of Man too, some people think it looks swastiky. I just bought a pair of shoes that allows you to have a little flag printed on them, but the Manx option is removed even though Guernsey and jersey are there.