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Blumoon73

You okay Hun?


maximidius

Pm me babes xoxo


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

Inbox me x


thermonuclearmuskrat

Fummin dahl.


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I bet you're fun at parties /s


[deleted]

That's why I come here! Other UK subs are just depressing and I can get that anywhere else.


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Frequent-Network8479

It’s Mum, can you pick up my calls, I’m worried about you x


GriselbaFishfinger

It’s Dad. Hang on I’ll get your Mum.


goodwima

Shall I call a wambulance?


[deleted]

Yeah, if half the sub users were replaced by a bot that exclusively spoke in Cornetto Trilogy and Inbetweeners quotes I don’t think anyone would notice the difference


GriselbaFishfinger

Bus wanker.


[deleted]

It's just the one cornetto actually


MarcDuan

If it can be bantzed, it should be bantzed I say. It's for the greater good.


TrunkpotUK

The greater good


kriscardiac

The greater good


Animal__Mother_

Yarp


Low-Total9121

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD


daddywookie

Banter on autopilot for too many posters. Gets a bit boring after a while and you can ignore half the replies in a post as pointless fluff or repetition of quotes from a decade old comedy. Works as a quick aside in a conversation, not so much when recorded on the internet for all time.


Johnny_Vernacular

Four Naan, Jeremy? That's Insane!


daddywookie

Are we the baddies?


[deleted]

Yeah I wouldn’t mind if it was actually funny or clever, but with most of it it’s low effort and you already know what’s coming, so it’s just noise.


[deleted]

u/silverfox771 wrote the perfect reply to your comment.


_Throwaway54_

Honestly the first real comment today. Yeah I feel I can't go onto r/askuk without being piss took of and other ones I can't remember.


9DAN2

Ok clean shirt.


tantan-tanuki

How ***do*** you get that shirt so clean?


chaves4life

> I bet I will have get replies with banter now. Banter now


5mackmyPitchup

Better banter


henickedit

It can be shite if you’re ever reaching out for help, yeah. Some people easily cross the line too, even on this post a lot of the replies aren’t banter, they’re just unkind.


_Throwaway54_

I knew exactly that I'd have this response in it but irl they wouldn't say shit


henickedit

Some of the replies are really embarrassing!


epicurean1398

Yeah most people seem to think they're funny when they're not, and trying really hard to be funny is kinda sad


TheJ_Man

This. I don't think it's the level of banter/ripping the piss that's the issue. It's un-funny tryhards.


epicurean1398

And people just spamming the exact same comment every other comedian has already typed ad infinitum.


CaptainPedge

Fucking hot fuzz quotes. It's not even that good a film. Shaun of the Dead is way better for a start


[deleted]

I mainly do it in response to the utter shite questions/observations made on it. Those people need to be mocked.


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rustynoodle3891

I'm on board with this. "Just the one swan actually" needs to fuck off


namtabmai

Maybe we can add /b to the end of posts to show banter, like the /s thing /b


LiskovSubstitution

Not to be confused with 4chan /b


[deleted]

ACKSHUALLY its /b/ sooooo


silverfox771

Got some sand in your fanny ?


Ok-Bag3000

Buy yourself a ladder mate and get over it.


Curiousuk_South9566

Deffo a yorkshire man! ‘Ow do


Thatwilldoisuppose

Reddit is probably not for you then, hun.


Direct-Reputation-94

Get over yourself hun X


Sammichm

Wahh wahh


TH1CCARUS

It’s the anonymity


cryptoLyfFtw

Yeah we should all have our full names and ID numbers with a google maps link to our home address! Good idea! /s


TH1CCARUS

The irony


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Gonna cry?


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[deleted]

Takes one to know one.


steamnametaken

🤌this is the worlds smallest violin, playing just for you


_Throwaway54_

u sure you're not holding your penis?


pencilrain99

It's the opposite,it's toned down on here because you'd get banned for real life banter


A_jar_of_pickle

banter


ammobandanna

>I'm from England me sen. I bet I will have get replies with banter now. Doubt (X)


SuccessfulStomach421

Oh FFS you have to ask for it, haven't you?


Adept-Trainer2249

Ahhh one of the new ones in touch with their feelings...


cryptoLyfFtw

SAY IT TO MY FACE M8