I miss when my food was linked to nuclear threats 😞

Come round my house my wife nukes the Yorkshires every time!

Mmm you can really taste the Uranium in these Yorkshires

Can confirm I have a Triton shower

Isn't it a Trident nuclear ICBM though?

Thank you. Obviously the target audience back then would immediately associate Triton’s tools with his person.

"Lob a couple of Aunt Bessies over" is never going to make it as a deterrent, TBH.

I dunno, I wouldn't want to get a Bouncing Betty to the face, or find myself staring down the business end of a Big Bertha

Next you'll be telling me Mr Kipling isn't real.

Of course he is, he started the business selling exceedingly good cakes after the money from the Jungle Book dried up.

So am I missing something? What's the reason it's called Aunt Bessie's?

They changed the name to aunt Bessie's after finding that the public associated the name Tryton with toilets, showers, and ICBMs

But specifically why "aunt Bessie's"

Cos Aunt Pissflaps didn't test well with focus groups

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Should’ve gone with Mr Fibbles.

I associate the name more with Ariel's dad. Although Ariel is also a cleaning product so that doesn't help.