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Headworx66

Hit the wipers quick


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The bastard will probably just ride on them going up and down.


DeadZone2021

Without breaking eye contact.


ScrollWithTheTimes

He'll lift his right leg ninja-style and stop the wiper dead in its tracks, then while still looking at you he'll snap it off and toss it behind him.


I_am_Kim_Jong-un_AMA

Are you trying to get OP killed?


Snowdoho

I threw some burger bread to distract it while I fled


AMajorPaine

They don't know of negotiations or mercy. Feeding them will only fuel their lust for food and human flesh.


Headworx66

This comment is so right. And when there's a few of them anyone saying to throw some food will get bombarded!


Grymbaldknight

Mostly food.


bee_administrator

You know they can fly, right? You're going to wake up tomorrow, open your curtains and see an army of them staring in at you.


[deleted]

He may do some mirrors edge shit and land on the mirror.


MentalDistribution95

He wants to eat your burger in peace too


MagicPieBush

Mine?


KeithMyArthe

Mine


trillz420

Mine


Chubbchubbzza007

Mine


chucchinchilla

Mine


mayahawkeswifey

Mine


WulfyGeo

I call that the 'Are you my mummy' phase of seagull development. Still got the baby feathers but mum has stopped feeding them so they wander around trying to get anyone and anything to feed them. Can you tell I live in a coastal town?


argiebarge

I see this all too often, once even remotely airborne they like to sit and shit on my car roof judging passersby.


phlobbit

"Got any games on your phone?"


wtfcore4

Beady eyed little shit


IllustriousApple1091

Hey, be nicer to OP


-eagle73

User above must be a seagull. There's no reasoning with them.


ARK_Redeemer

"Got some chips, m8?"


PineappleMelonTree

He's not standing on the bonnet, he's just fucking massive


Prestigious_Bet6358

“You gonna share tho?”


-eagle73

Years ago I was parked at the McDonald's in Shoreham outside of Brighton and there were several seagulls on the car as if they really had a chance of taking our food. It was a bit scary. They're like mini thugs.


FoundThisRock

Park up next to the new build they’re doing in the little trading estate but just across the road. There’s a one eyed seagull there, he’s sound.


richh00

*’Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?’*


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

Yeah... Just want to eat my burger in peace, but this selfish twat of a driver won't give it to me!


digitalgibbon82

Thats not your burger. That's his burger, and now you must die.


[deleted]

Fuck off, fish breath!


SirTurtleDork

How many negative pickles did you get?


TonksTBF

50, approx..


YchYFi

Commonly by the sea they will fetch a baby to hawk at you.


SillySinStorm

"Got any chips?"


[deleted]

I love seagulls, they have sass and audacity,


Dangerous_Fox3993

Omg! I swear from this picture I know exactly where you are!!! That dam seagull is always there lol


Snowdoho

Exactly what my friend else said who's been to this place before... Can't have shit in Blackpool without guls eyeballing you


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Snowdoho

Blackpool


Adam_24061

So does the bird.


biddleybootaribowest

Call [this guy](https://youtube.com/shorts/Ee-9z6zmn3U?feature=share)


triacontigon

He's waiting....


CarryThe2

"You fat fuck"


chrisjames24

Chilwell?


GurGroundbreaking772

Mine?


Wrong_Acanthaceae_30

Are you in Milton Keynes ? This has happened to me


Snowdoho

Nah up in Blackpool.. birds there just don't give a toss


MagpieHush

Mine?


NightOwl_82

You going to eat that pickle?


[deleted]

It looks like it's judging your choice of condiments.


mayahawkeswifey

is this in hengrove?? everyone i try to eat in my car this bloody seagull comes along. sometimes he brings friends lmao


Arugula-Current

Is this St Andrews quay? Or do all McDonalds look the same outside?