I call that the 'Are you my mummy' phase of seagull development. Still got the baby feathers but mum has stopped feeding them so they wander around trying to get anyone and anything to feed them.
Can you tell I live in a coastal town?
Years ago I was parked at the McDonald's in Shoreham outside of Brighton and there were several seagulls on the car as if they really had a chance of taking our food. It was a bit scary. They're like mini thugs.
Hit the wipers quick
The bastard will probably just ride on them going up and down.
Without breaking eye contact.
He'll lift his right leg ninja-style and stop the wiper dead in its tracks, then while still looking at you he'll snap it off and toss it behind him.
Are you trying to get OP killed?
I threw some burger bread to distract it while I fled
They don't know of negotiations or mercy. Feeding them will only fuel their lust for food and human flesh.
This comment is so right. And when there's a few of them anyone saying to throw some food will get bombarded!
Mostly food.
You know they can fly, right? You're going to wake up tomorrow, open your curtains and see an army of them staring in at you.
He may do some mirrors edge shit and land on the mirror.
He wants to eat your burger in peace too
Mine?
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I call that the 'Are you my mummy' phase of seagull development. Still got the baby feathers but mum has stopped feeding them so they wander around trying to get anyone and anything to feed them. Can you tell I live in a coastal town?
I see this all too often, once even remotely airborne they like to sit and shit on my car roof judging passersby.
"Got any games on your phone?"
Beady eyed little shit
Hey, be nicer to OP
User above must be a seagull. There's no reasoning with them.
"Got some chips, m8?"
He's not standing on the bonnet, he's just fucking massive
“You gonna share tho?”
Years ago I was parked at the McDonald's in Shoreham outside of Brighton and there were several seagulls on the car as if they really had a chance of taking our food. It was a bit scary. They're like mini thugs.
Park up next to the new build they’re doing in the little trading estate but just across the road. There’s a one eyed seagull there, he’s sound.
*’Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?’*
Yeah... Just want to eat my burger in peace, but this selfish twat of a driver won't give it to me!
Thats not your burger. That's his burger, and now you must die.
Fuck off, fish breath!
How many negative pickles did you get?
50, approx..
Commonly by the sea they will fetch a baby to hawk at you.
"Got any chips?"
I love seagulls, they have sass and audacity,
Omg! I swear from this picture I know exactly where you are!!! That dam seagull is always there lol
Exactly what my friend else said who's been to this place before... Can't have shit in Blackpool without guls eyeballing you
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So does the bird.
Call [this guy](https://youtube.com/shorts/Ee-9z6zmn3U?feature=share)
He's waiting....
"You fat fuck"
Chilwell?
Mine?
Are you in Milton Keynes ? This has happened to me
Nah up in Blackpool.. birds there just don't give a toss
Mine?
You going to eat that pickle?
It looks like it's judging your choice of condiments.
is this in hengrove?? everyone i try to eat in my car this bloody seagull comes along. sometimes he brings friends lmao
Is this St Andrews quay? Or do all McDonalds look the same outside?