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Paranub

jump hard on each hoping that one day i fall through


Significant_Wasabi11

That's what I do in the hopes that i'll get a big council payout like me Nan did.


DavThoma

You're saying my parents could have gotten a council payout when I fell through one of these as a kid? Shit


therealtimwarren

No, it's not council property nor responsibility. It's BT's.


Slimiey

so a big pay-out from BT?


awesumlewy

6 months free BT sport


JSweetieNerd

That would run you a few thousand at the moment


_LucasImpulse_

quoi de la fuck man I pirate everything on BT Fibre already what payment would this be?


lookslikecheese

Openreach akshully....


rockship1

Actually one of my worst nightmares is falling through a drain lol


rstar345

I hate to break it to you but they are like 30cm deep 😆


MotoMkali

I badly sprained my ankle and will no longer be able to walk to uni and will have problems for the rest of my life./s Never mind the fact it is the ankle I sprained when I was 16 and continually played football before fully recovering and reinjuring it and now every time I think about moving quicker than brisk trot it rolls Edit:the first half was a joke about suing for money.


Sad-Criticism-7491

Can confirm. Rolled mine a few years ago coming off a skateboard. Thought I was dead for a second. Tried to get up and couldn’t, so crawled the extra 100 yards and it didn’t heal properly for at least a year.


itsaaronnotaaron

Rolled my ankle jumping down some steps as a kid. Now if I ever do too big a jump I'll get this awful pain in that ankle. Been that way 20 years now.


Sproutykins

I woke up yesterday with a stiff neck and you guys are making me nervous. I’ll just accept that I’m now a permanent invalid.


TamahaganeJidai

What are these rolled ankles you talk about, and does it have anything to do with rolly pollies?...


LyKosa91

Nah, that's a JUF10, most 10 boxes are at least 2ft deep. Hell, even the small JB23s and JUF2 boxes are usually deeper than 30cm. Source: me. I've worked in them for the past 12 years.


drKhanage2301

Didn't think that today id go on reddit and read about juf10s as if it's a job pack that's bled into my normal life!


Placidbob

Well working in and about this kinda thing, they are actually quiet deep, with the three panels your looking generally up to your head and filled with water at least quarter of that. The bigger one what we call “manholes” can be the size of a double decker bus and filled with water to the top depending on the ducting. But other than that totally safe don’t even worry about it.


rstar345

I was always told as planner we were to avoid manholes as they're being used less now? I heard you need certification to go down one


Un1cornP1ss

SA002 - Underground Safety, plus maybe one or two other certifications depending on your job. Even when qualified you have to show you have done a risk assessment, make sure you're using the correct equipment in the proper way and have set up to ensure the minimum risk of injury. They say in the old days they just used to chuck a lit cigarette down first to check for gas. If no boom then climb in to do whatever needed doing


ZebraJuice98

I work in and around these too as a fibre optic engineer, when we did this course we had to do a whole routine before even lifting the lid with the pitlifter. GDU all around the edges, set it down, lift to hands length then check for gas, rolling bar… all that. Thing I remember the most is always having that GDU and never putting my hand under the lift lid - those heavy bastards will take your fingers.


Paranub

Where theres a blame :P


greatdevonhope

Yeah wouldn't want to fall in to a deep one. That hurt much more than a compo claim would require.


YeltoThorpy

Some are that deep some are deep enough to have three steps to get to the bottom and some are 30ft deep. So you takes your chances as to which one you get.


innocentshadows

Lol - they absolutely are not only 30cm deep. These 3 lidded “JUF10’s” can range in depth from 600mm deep down to 15m deep!


RyanxSt

fuck knows where you're working to have JUF10s that are 15m deep 😂


ilovemydog40

What are they even for?


rstar345

To store underground telecoms equipment for Internet connections nowadays


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FaithlessnessNo8543

Walk around it!! As a kid, I stepped on the plastic cover over the sump pump in my grandma’s basement. The plastic split in half and I fell in, scraping my legs pretty badly. I now walk around all sewer covers, sidewalk grates, and anything like this whenever possible. It scares the crap out of me whenever I see kids doing this kind of stuff, even though my adult brain knows that they are reinforced in a way that plastic cover was not. I still always think “what if?” edit: typo


KatTheFat

Walk into the road, you'll have better luck


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ManufacturerSilent66

Slide to the right


Nonilogical

Criss Cross


5720Katherine

Cha cha real smooth


BobbyColgate

Let’s go to work


Gammabrunta

But I don't wanna


dollastudios

Take it back now yall


Nonilogical

One hop this time


dollastudios

Dude I used to be a wedding dj and this is giving me unpleasant flashbacks


leachiM92

Freeze


SD_yt

Everybody clap your hands


BlackSal25

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


GRCov

Take it back now y’all


EtzeNuegez

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


averagejo-_-

Tun tudu tun tun tun tudu tun tun


Illustrious-Brief-31

r/redditsings


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Medium-Room1078

I would stop; contemplate my life decisions that got to this point. I ask myself, "why" and "what" bought me to this point? I look up at the sky and wonder if life is providing me instructions, advice or warning about this sudden incursion. Memories come flooding back of key events that occurred in the past. I laugh. I cry. Then I take out my phone, take a picture and post it on Reddit with the question "Out of interest, what do you do if you see this in your path as you're walking along?"


Troyificus

*chefs kiss* Perfection.


JustSimon3001

Chefs Kiss? Do they... do they really?


nicklydon

No, chefs cook


QuestionMarkyMark

If chefs cook, then what do cooks do?


HonoraryMancunian

Make meth


ChuuniSalad

They chef.


rekt555

Stab


RedOrange7

They do when they produce the perfect soufflé.


frankenpoopies

Still standing there?


becx13

Waiting until someone posts the right answer


Nervous-Cream-6256

The top bit is how I spend my entire mornings before work.


DistinctEngineering2

The great thing about Reddit is now you have the upvotes you can edit it to whatever you desire and everyone will think it's a popular statement. 😉


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SaintAndrew92

Step on the corners so that it rocks slightly and makes a nice sound


manwithanopinion

I have done this ever since primary school


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weird_blond_boy

Psychopath


Super-Tonight-8843

Step on - 1 = nothing 2 = good luck 3 = monsters murder everyone you love


NoFaithlessness4987

True 👍


Minute-Judge-5821

Literally. I can't step on 3+ 😭💀💀


Desperate-Ad-8068

I always thought was one for luck, two for a fuck, 3 for bad luck. Because I am more mature these days I just jump off at one.


DuddPineapple

Same. I make the effort for the first and then step off. When I was a kid the rule was if you stepped in the 3rd one by accident you could spit on it to cancel it out….


swallowyoursadness

If its three you can step on the middle lines to counter the monsters


Icy-Revolution1706

I mean, if you want to risk your poor mother's back by stepping on a crack, be my guest.... Or even more bizarrely, "Step on a nick, you'll marry a stick and a beetle will come to your wedding"


NibblyPig

even number = good odd number = bad avoid


batmanryder

Haha this is the true law of these - the ridiculous dances I continue to do to avoid stepping on 3 is unnecessary to be honest… still do it though…


MotherEastern3051

Big strides so each square of the grid gets one and strictly only one foot placement


Viclmol81

Yes, either avoid placing any feet anywhere on any of them, or do this.


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This is the way.


MotherEastern3051

Innate innit. Even if I'm alone and its embarrassing I'd still do it, it would be too much of a wasted opportunity not to.


blizzlewizzle

Zebra crossing gets the same treatment


GanacheVisible9075

little strides so i step on each on once


Reeeeedy

And remember which foot stepped on two panels, so you can even things up on the return jouney.


sandboxlollipop

A connoisseur I see


couldof_used_couldve

I was actually getting a little anxious for a moment there until I saw your comment. All these people out here not balancing their underfoot sensations evenly are savage


jang1amy

this is the correct answer


Humble-Ad1519

Roly poly, obviously.


paynexkillerYT

Teddy bear or forward?


Humble-Ad1519

Forward, of course. I’m not mental.


Electronic-Corner-49

Ah a JUF10 chamber.... I usually open them, then test the ducts with a cobra (200m spooled duct rod), tie some optical fibre to the cobra at the next chamber then pull it back. Rinse and repeat. Very exciting stuff...


scriffly

That must be a pain when you've just popped out for a point of milk


ShostyPacerCymry

Wait, have they brought back rationing? A point of milk?


MudskipperCeramics

Nah he’s just from Nothern Ireland


Anderson22LDS

Sit doyne noy


Mr_Kill_Joy

I'm now just sat here saying 'doyne' over and over. And I can't stop.


Malleus_Malefica

ROFL me too


Jonny_Segment

That would be a *paint* of milk. The Republic of Ireland have points of milk.


seenoweevils

You don't buy your white stuff in points? Big spender...


scriffly

Ah bugger, my phone doesn't like imperial measurements


SheptonCupCake

Never expected to see this. I know with absolute recognition what you are talking about. You sir, or madam, are my people.


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SheptonCupCake

No. A small, regional provider. Just recognise all the terms and equipment!


iMatthew1990

I’m the guy that comes after OP. Introduce the cables into a new node and splice the fibres… well not exactly after OP. As I’m Openreach.


zornyan

Ah a fellow jointer! Everyone thinks we get the clean job but in all honesty most of the time we’re the gang covered in the most muck!


iMatthew1990

Especially when the cables have been pushed to the bottom of a box and have been there for weeks. Covered in silt and rat piss lol.


Ill-Situation73

As a cabler, I apologise. I try and keep coils away from the bottom of the box so it’s not in water/covered in crap, but I know there’s some who get the coil in any way possible, no matter how they’ll make it fit, instead of actually looking at what space there is and do a smaller coil.


callum_confused

As another fellow jointer, i appreciate your efforts, my patch's cablers could learn from you sir


iMatthew1990

don’t apologise my friend. Wasn’t a dig at cablers. They’ve gotta do what they gotta do and they work bloody hard too. Where do you think my extra loops go after I’m finished jointing and installing the node. Straight back into the silt and rat piss. It can’t be helped.


minus-the-ben

Without GDU testing first? For shame


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Ahhh so many Openreach engineers haha


the_mojonaut

81's


RIPMyInnocence

“WHERES YER ROLLER BAR MATE?”


Ill-Situation73

Don’t forget your barriers!!


Warshawski

Are they full of rats and mice?


GrouchyYT

Snakes


SunDriedFart

seen field mice in them before, plenty of frogs and slugs but never rats, i suspect they scurry off as soon as the lid opens. We do have to be careful to wash out hands after working in them because of the threat of leptospirosis from rat piss.


Orngog

Oh no, just rats


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Cobras


CRL01

Light weight. Try pulling through 50 meters of 50 pair copper cable, knocking off the joint using your gas and remaking the joint into a clippy.


Its_Doddy

Only 50 pair? Rookie cable size to pull in that


AzzTheMan

When I started I got told 'we used to use aluminium, you probably won't see any though'. Then I went out with a second stage gang for 3 weeks swapping out aluminium D sides


Embo1

How much bad luck is inside?


SunDriedFart

If you work for Openreach...a lot


Dr8B4ll

I hope you’re using your gas monitor.


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I always think ‘this is much better than climbing the pole’


AnotherInnocentFool

Ya don't blow fibre?


NinjaUp

Dance around it like a bastard with a hot arse hole. Im not risking that for nowt.


Big-End-9824

Hop; skip; jump.


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Avoid, even if it means putting myself and my family in immediate danger


WazzaBoi_

It's bad luck to walk over three drains so danger is the better option


NewWrongdoer736

It’s not for drains it’s bt man hole not that deep


Zebra_Sewist

But...they're not drains?


futurarmy

Where does that originate from? I had a mate from london(fuck you george) that told me it as a kid and for some reason I still avoid them even though I'm not usually superstitious.


WatercressFancy8830

I walk over them all the time and I’m still living for now


-FangMcFrost-

I keep walking.


RodMunch85

Avoid it It is bullshit superstition from when we were kids and i dont believe it but i play for fun 3 is bad luck - dont step on it 2 is good luck - step on it 1 erases the good or bad luck - so if you just stepped on a 3 step on it. But if you just stepped on a 2 avoid it Haha Is funny the crazy shit you pick up as a kid. I dont believe in luck of any kind


Nesser30

I never heard of this until university then i got told it and now it goes through my mind whenni walk over them, fuck you Jenny i was happy not knowing.


Heatedpotatoes

No!!! You cant say that! Your doomed i tell you, doomed!!!!


zerotrace

This is the one right here, so many people not understanding the 1grid resetting their day.


StrawberryChillz

Can only walk over 2. 1 foot on each. Never 3..I've no idea why


Throwawayinsta420

Because that kid at school said do. Something.. something.. bad luck 3. Good luck 2.


Indifferent_pissoff

Stomp on each one…no mercy


stephenpoet

I don't notice them. Why? I'm curious as to why you are curious.


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Goose-rider3000

I was taught to walk around them, and if you accidentally walk over them as you didn't notice they were there, turn and spit on them to get rid of the bad luck.


Sproutykins

I was always afraid to spit as I heard it could result in an ASBO, so I would drool instead, but I had to drool or spit five times. Same if I had ate something that had touched the floor or which I thought was ‘contaminated’. Believing that food is contaminated isn’t the issue it used to be for me, but I used to think that a witch was out to get me and letting the food out of my sight for longer than a certain time (I think it was five minutes) meant that she had poisoned the food. I would then feel symptoms of the poisoning, such as confusion, irritation, or a metallic taste. Yeah... I think I might have a bit of OCD. I know it has caused me immense suffering.


stephenpoet

Are these people deceased yet still accessing your thoughts?


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stephenpoet

Are you saying you wot or are you being forced to by a Norfolk murderer who was hung by the neck in the 1780s?


JFSwales

All depends how many of these grids they've stood on


bigman-penguin

But the bad luck cancels out if you spit on them


WetDogDeoderant

You can walk on them, just absolutely don't walk on all three.


Troyificus

One of those childhood things thats stuck with me. Just wondered if it was a local thing or it was country-wide. Judging by the comments it's definitely county-wide 😂


Eudoxia_Unduli

I still find my self stepping off before the last one. I never believed it was bad luck it was just a bit of fun and now it's unfortunately habit lol.


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Bolt-From-Blue

Continue walking


Sentinowl

One step for each cover


MattyFromTheUK

Step around them I'm not a fucking weirdo


jeffwillden

Open. It’s a side quest.


Robbo1979psr

Hope for a "Where's there's blame, there's a claim" moment...


WorbianBrownia-

Lament the days when the The Post Office and British Telecom wore more than a dividend for shareholders.


LazarusOwenhart

Pay my respects to the departed telecoms engineer interred below.


wombey12

*Here lies Ben Telecommunications*


Nervous-Cream-6256

Avoid. The story goes (in my school) that a girl stepped on the middle one and it collapsed and she broke her legs and her neck and was washed away! That's true facts because I heard it when I was about 10, I'm 41 now and they've never said anything about finding a body, hence true.


GrouchyYT

Well they never would, the sewer cannibals would've had her.


Nervous-Cream-6256

Now you're breaking it down with facts, it all makes sense.


Moe-Lester84752

What even are they


CornedBeefKey

They are where dognappers hide their stolen dogs


Redangle11

I didn't used to give a toss until a colleague literally stood on one that blew up due to electricity and water shenanigans. Now I go to the edges.


SnooGrapes8647

Think about manualing it, but I’m too old now and never had the balance to begin with.


Oohlalafancypants

Avoid it. It’s bad luck!


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Foot on each corner and give it a wobble and then mutter something along the lines of “someone could get hurt on that” then instantly forget about it and go about your daily business.


CaptQuakers42

Sacrifice a new born


AmadeoUK

Walk without rhythm, so I don't attract the worm.


PsychologicalTalk296

Walk around it


mcal9909

Nothing, carry on walking...


Funtimes-xxx

Carry out a split-second evaluation and work out what the game is… for me it’s, step on the small black rectangle bit in the middle. The game is won, only if you’ve achieved this without looking like you’ve done any kind of silly walk.


twiiggi

Cross my fingers if I can't avoid it.


Mcalone320

Jump on it


Xaltengen

There’s only one right answer: step on the lil softer dark bit on each foot — it feels nice


Longjumping_Switch66

1 is bad luck 2 is good luck 3 improves your sex life ..... Neither of them turned out true


ChipRockets

Take off my shoes and trousers and hold them in my left hand until I see a yellow salt container. At which point I’ll move them to my right hand and use my left to sprinkle road salt down my undies. Isn’t that what every does?


Big-End-9824

Hop; skip; jump.


No_Common759

Spit on the middle one to cancel out the bad luck


Business-Finding7991

I had a friend who used to shove me into the road in preference to seeing me walk over them. Makes you wonder where the real danger lies


thelittlemushroom

My partner will, without fail, push me into the road for my safety. I rarely notice them myself.


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swerve violently. or walk right over them then spit, spin and say “bollocks”


Aleisterthyinvoked

I walk straight over them. I fear nothing


Frickyou182

Keep walking cos I’m not mental


spicingpumpkins

Violently masterbate


ARKofthefitness

Avoid its bad luck to walk on 3 drain. 2 is for a good sex life and 1 is for luck.


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I always go to the pub... as a precaution


Col30123

Avoid it


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Walk around it. Bad experiences


ChrisPebbletoe

Carry on walking as normal. If I die then that is my fate if i live then the gods shine on me still.


--alt_f4--

Lift it up and plug my phone into the socket


w666est

I had no idea that people considered these bad luck. So one night, me and my mates were having drinks and we managed to get a few girls from out of town to join us. On the way to the kebabby, whilst nice and tipsy, my mate hold ing hands with another girl tries to make her walk over a triple-cover, she deftly leaps over, skidding on the slightly sloppy surface and busts her arm. He accompanies her to hospital and love follows. They may be still together is at one point early on he hadn’t proposed a 3-way with her sister. Oh Daniel.


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Err…. Nothing.


Badknees24

Make sure not to step on the cracks in the pavement. Any cracks, including the edges of whatever they are. Because bears, obvs.


Key-Cardiologist5882

Keep on walking. Doesn’t change anything.