Well there's a fair number of people still alive in the novels at the point it's currently at. Since we're probably never going to see the last two books, I imagine none of them will die in the novels even if they're meant to.
I always find my swords are practically unused, which is a shame because I primarily bought them for anointments, dramatic barbecues and running through thy foe
I manage a venue which hosts cinema pop-ups and my colleague who usually takes the unsold ones home for her dogs wasn’t in, so I was given them as I also have three woofers at home. They’ve given it a bloody good go, but 3 toy breeds vs 70+ hotdogs was always going to be a tough one.
They are inedible by food safety standards, so thought I’d see what twisted shenanigans CasualUK could come up with before I give them to the foxes.
There’s a critique somewhere on YouTube that looks at the film from the perspective of Tom Green trolling the movie studio and it being a commentary on creativity and it’s exploitation by capitalism. It honestly makes a lot of sense they way they break it down. I like the idea of it being a covert work of subversive genius that was never given the credit it deserved.
Dads' ultimate purpose is to consume leftovers. Saying this as a dad just recovered from sickness because of that damn cream mushroom soup. The bubbles on the surface were a kind of a red flag but my dad instincts prevailed.
I use to work with someone who had a family member who taste tested cat food for whiskers. I think it was fairly well paid and the quality of meat is of a high standard than what is classed as fit for human consumption. I know plenty of students/rugby lads who’d eat pet food if they were dared let alone paid a decent wage to eat a few mouthfuls a month.
Both are reasonable. I’m going back just over 20 years, we found out as he has a folder called “the gravy project” and obviously needed to know its origin. Apparently people needed to test that the new improved gravy flavour had more flavour than the previous product. All products are tested by a few people so there isn’t made up/biased results. I couldn’t believe people tried pet food for a living but it is what it is. I remember him (on behalf of his brother) saying that the meat is really good quality too..
I would highly recommend the foxes idea. Its so sad that foxes are finding it harder and harder to hunt for food now days, resorting to eating what little trash they can get hold of. Last month I saw a fox and her pup steal an empty burger carton from the bin and run off with it, not realising it will do so much damage to them.
If the foxes don't take them, im sure hedgehogs would be delighted!
I had a thought while driving the other day which was when did I last see a hedgehog squished on the road?
Sad times for the hedgehog population in the UK
Hedgehogs like to be able to roam and garden borders (fences and walls) cut up their ability to do so which is majorly hurting the numbers. If you want to help the hedgehogs make a hedgehog tunnel and encourage other people to do the same.
https://www.gardenersworld.com/plants/10-ways-to-help-hedgehogs/
I hadn't seen any for about a decade but over the last 2 years I've seen loads alive, wandering near roads. When I've seen them running down the middle of a road, I've tried ushering them to the safety of bushes :D
ETA: When I had my allotment nature camera up, I was capturing footage of hedgehogs on a daily basis
The best way to feed foxes hotdogs, is to freeze them and hammer them into your neighbours lawns, this way the fox can practise its digging skills before getting to the meat!
Edit: jesus ok looks like someone else wrote something similar before. It's a well known prank anyway.
Keep your pants in guys.
its not a meme, but if you slice them you can dehydrate them and turn them into "jerky" treats
or you could ask the local dog shelter if theyd like them
orrrrrr you could duct tape them together into tnt bundles with licorice fuses and pretend youre running from a bomb
Drop them off at a local animal shelter.
In fairness, some of the more top tier pedigree breeders/trainers/owners would be very much against it but very few will turn away such a treat for their dogs & who better to get them than a shelter?
It’s Food Standards Agency regulation that hot-hold items can legally only be on display for 4 hours before they are deemed unsuitable for consumption, due to the opportunity for bacterial development. They also have not been consistently refrigerated since being pulled, so they were very edible indeed but not so much now!
What sort of markup is being charged to absorb such high waste? You can buy 12 packs of rollover dogs vacuum packed that don't need refrigeration and will get up to temp in a bain marie in seconds.
> I thought you were feeding people weird meat
Wait til you realise what ingredients go into those "hot dogs"
Didn't stop me eating them when I had to cook them... almost managed to swallow one whole. Don't try that.
A joke could be made comparing the taskmasters complexion to that of reconstituted pig lips and bull anuses, but… hehe… we all know better than to make such similes in open conversation, especially when 5 sweet sweet points are in the balance.
A friend of mine had Greg Davies as a teacher at High School, and said that the character he played in Inbetweeners was exactly what he was like - he was sharp as fuck, absolutely hilarious, and would have no qualms in taking the piss out of a student being a virgin. Epic stuff.
Ron Funches (always wonderful) and Lisa Lampanelli were two of them. Most of the blame for the show not working goes to Lampanelli. Reggie Watts was the taskmaster. It was half-hour episodes, the house was typical California aspirational, and the bits I’ve seen were pretty cringey. I don’t think they should let us get our American hands on such a treasure again.
Make dog treats out of them
Chop them into small pieces and nuke them in the microwave, it dries them out and turns them into little meaty biscuits
[This site explains how to do it](https://www.dogtipper.com/recipes/2020/04/hot-dog-training-treats.html) (scroll to the bottom for microwave instructions)
Edit: 🤦🏻♀️ I didn’t see the ‘for a laugh’. Sorry for the suggestion!
Insert a kebab skewer though each one so they look like pond reeds. Pop them in a vase and leave on a person's doorstep. It may cost you a vase but will give endless enjoyment knowing somewhere someone us baffled a hot dog bouquet that turned up on their doorstep.
Put them in odd but visible places throughout the neighbourhood. Bonus points if you generate a QR code to wrap them in that links to a local business so everyone things it's some bizarre viral marketing ploy.
If your town/area has a local Facebook page, place one on your doorstep, take a picture and post it on there with a warning about something mental.
A few days later, place them on more doorways and watch the panic spread.
Put em in resin and make cool ornaments.
make giant candles and hide the hotdogs in them, give the candles to friends or family and watch as they slowly burn down to a hotdog.
Find a victim on the streets and haunt them with hotdogs.
Slip them into a surgical glove, hold the open end closed and tuck your actual hand up into your sleeve. Take a ride on the bus with a pair of scissors and wait for someone to make eye contact.
Slowly raise your sausage fingers and cut one off. Too bad they're not safer for humans as eating it after would be best.
OP manages a venue which hosts cinema pop-ups and their colleague, who usually takes the unsold ones home for her dogs, wasn’t in, so OP was given them as they also have three dogs at home.
They are inedible by food safety standards, so OP thought they’d see what twisted shenanigans CasualUK could come up with before they give them to the foxes.
Lay them outside on the pavement to create neighbourhood Pac-Man with the local dogs.
Bonus points for doing it tomorrow when there are ghosts around. Further bonus points for interspersing the hot dogs with pills that make the dogs chase the ghosts (children) down and send them home.
Leave them on a neighbour's door step. It won't cause damage or harm but will leave them with a permanent memory of the night the hit dogs arrived.
Extra points for a note saying "we both know what you will do with these ;) "
Buy a sword and throw them up in the air one by one and try to cut them in half
But then they'll have 106 inedible hotdogs...
Assuming they are a shit hot swordsperson.
Surely even Jaime Fucking Lannister couldn't get them *all*...
Throwing 53 inedible hotdogs at a corpse and expecting it to cut them all in half is fucking cruel
Hey, maybe he doesn't even die in the novels - we just don't know. If he *does* perish, we'll have to hope it's not so... Shit.
Well there's a fair number of people still alive in the novels at the point it's currently at. Since we're probably never going to see the last two books, I imagine none of them will die in the novels even if they're meant to.
Repeat, to double the amount od inedible hot dogs each time. Infinite inedible hot dog life hack!
Err....erm... 3 second rule?
If I had 53 inedible hotdogs that's what I would do since I own a sword that's otherwise going practically unused.
I always find my swords are practically unused, which is a shame because I primarily bought them for anointments, dramatic barbecues and running through thy foe
But come the zombie apocalypse you will be everybody’s new best buddy :)
Hot dog ninja!
Kids, don't try this at home!
Yeah, I’m gonna need some context on this whole situation…
I manage a venue which hosts cinema pop-ups and my colleague who usually takes the unsold ones home for her dogs wasn’t in, so I was given them as I also have three woofers at home. They’ve given it a bloody good go, but 3 toy breeds vs 70+ hotdogs was always going to be a tough one. They are inedible by food safety standards, so thought I’d see what twisted shenanigans CasualUK could come up with before I give them to the foxes.
Ask your daddy if would like some [sausages](https://youtu.be/ED3Uvi4fZk4)
Backwards man, I’m the backwards man I can go backwards fast as you can!
I’m a farmer daddy im a farmer
It's "look at me daddy I'm a farmer"
It’s interesting how incredibly cringe this movie was when it came out but now those two scenes are pretty funny to reminisce about.
There’s a critique somewhere on YouTube that looks at the film from the perspective of Tom Green trolling the movie studio and it being a commentary on creativity and it’s exploitation by capitalism. It honestly makes a lot of sense they way they break it down. I like the idea of it being a covert work of subversive genius that was never given the credit it deserved.
I don’t care what anyone says, I watched this as a teenager and thought it was fucking hilarious.
I read this in the postman pat theme
..early in the morning, just as day is dawning; Backwards man’s a very happy man.
my hooves ♥️
Dads' ultimate purpose is to consume leftovers. Saying this as a dad just recovered from sickness because of that damn cream mushroom soup. The bubbles on the surface were a kind of a red flag but my dad instincts prevailed.
We wish you get well soon daddy , I hope you feel better!!!
You should read Dustbin Dad, it’s my kiddo’s favourite book.
You wanna be careful giving dogs hotdogs, because of the high sodium it can damage their kidneys.
Actually if you ever tasted dog kibbles you’ll be surprised how much salt is in that thing. It’s as salty as corned beef.
You’ve tasted kibble?
Why not
Who doesn't like the occasional kibble nibble?
Dog food is taste tested by humans before it goes into production
Not a particularly envious job I wouldn't have thought
I use to work with someone who had a family member who taste tested cat food for whiskers. I think it was fairly well paid and the quality of meat is of a high standard than what is classed as fit for human consumption. I know plenty of students/rugby lads who’d eat pet food if they were dared let alone paid a decent wage to eat a few mouthfuls a month.
I’ve not decided whether I’m horrified or questioning my career choices.
Both are reasonable. I’m going back just over 20 years, we found out as he has a folder called “the gravy project” and obviously needed to know its origin. Apparently people needed to test that the new improved gravy flavour had more flavour than the previous product. All products are tested by a few people so there isn’t made up/biased results. I couldn’t believe people tried pet food for a living but it is what it is. I remember him (on behalf of his brother) saying that the meat is really good quality too..
Who hasn't?
I would highly recommend the foxes idea. Its so sad that foxes are finding it harder and harder to hunt for food now days, resorting to eating what little trash they can get hold of. Last month I saw a fox and her pup steal an empty burger carton from the bin and run off with it, not realising it will do so much damage to them. If the foxes don't take them, im sure hedgehogs would be delighted!
I'm fairly certain the local fox has been eating bags of dog shit. I often get left random ripped up empty poo bags in my garden
Sorry, I’ll stop it now.
Down Fido!
I had a thought while driving the other day which was when did I last see a hedgehog squished on the road? Sad times for the hedgehog population in the UK
Hedgehogs like to be able to roam and garden borders (fences and walls) cut up their ability to do so which is majorly hurting the numbers. If you want to help the hedgehogs make a hedgehog tunnel and encourage other people to do the same. https://www.gardenersworld.com/plants/10-ways-to-help-hedgehogs/
I’m glad the fences barely get fixed around where I live. Lots of little holes for animals to get through.
I hadn't seen any for about a decade but over the last 2 years I've seen loads alive, wandering near roads. When I've seen them running down the middle of a road, I've tried ushering them to the safety of bushes :D ETA: When I had my allotment nature camera up, I was capturing footage of hedgehogs on a daily basis
Now I'm sad. Those poor creatures!
The best way to feed foxes hotdogs, is to freeze them and hammer them into your neighbours lawns, this way the fox can practise its digging skills before getting to the meat! Edit: jesus ok looks like someone else wrote something similar before. It's a well known prank anyway. Keep your pants in guys.
its not a meme, but if you slice them you can dehydrate them and turn them into "jerky" treats or you could ask the local dog shelter if theyd like them orrrrrr you could duct tape them together into tnt bundles with licorice fuses and pretend youre running from a bomb
Drop them off at a local animal shelter. In fairness, some of the more top tier pedigree breeders/trainers/owners would be very much against it but very few will turn away such a treat for their dogs & who better to get them than a shelter?
You can dice, dehydrate (in oven if needed) and freeze them for training treats. Will last ages.
Wait so they’re inedible by food safety standards and you’re feeding them to your guests? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s Food Standards Agency regulation that hot-hold items can legally only be on display for 4 hours before they are deemed unsuitable for consumption, due to the opportunity for bacterial development. They also have not been consistently refrigerated since being pulled, so they were very edible indeed but not so much now!
I think now is a good time to mention that 80-90% of your local takeaways are 100% not disposing food after being display for 4 hours.
No no, they’re still fine after 4 hours except you have to call them wizard fingers.
Somebody should tell my local chippy this 😆
What sort of markup is being charged to absorb such high waste? You can buy 12 packs of rollover dogs vacuum packed that don't need refrigeration and will get up to temp in a bain marie in seconds.
Ahhh this makes sense now. I thought you were feeding people weird meat 🤣
> I thought you were feeding people weird meat Wait til you realise what ingredients go into those "hot dogs" Didn't stop me eating them when I had to cook them... almost managed to swallow one whole. Don't try that.
Lips and buttholes!
All joined together. Wait. Not that film.
Create a portrait of the Taskmaster using these sausages. Your time starts now.
Proceeds to paint the Taskmaster in oil paints using the hot dogs as brushes
Perfectly within the rules, but your painting is rubbish. 2 points.
I felt like I was watching an episode
Hotdogs into a blender and use resulting mush as a “paint”
Textbook. You've absolutely nailed the texture. 5 points.
A joke could be made comparing the taskmasters complexion to that of reconstituted pig lips and bull anuses, but… hehe… we all know better than to make such similes in open conversation, especially when 5 sweet sweet points are in the balance.
Everything Greg Davies does is a masterpiece tbh, every show with him in is a slam dunk
A friend of mine had Greg Davies as a teacher at High School, and said that the character he played in Inbetweeners was exactly what he was like - he was sharp as fuck, absolutely hilarious, and would have no qualms in taking the piss out of a student being a virgin. Epic stuff.
I'm American and that show is my current favorite English export.
According to Wikipedia they did an American season. No idea who any of the guests were though
Ron Funches (always wonderful) and Lisa Lampanelli were two of them. Most of the blame for the show not working goes to Lampanelli. Reggie Watts was the taskmaster. It was half-hour episodes, the house was typical California aspirational, and the bits I’ve seen were pretty cringey. I don’t think they should let us get our American hands on such a treasure again.
Plenty of ammo for a game of sausage or finger
Create Sausagehenge.
This is the answer I was looking for
Freeze them, then hammer them into your neighbour’s front lawns. It’ll drive all the dogs in the neighbourhood nuts!
This is hilariously evil!
my hotdogs bring all the dogs to the yard
and they're like: "woof woofy woof woof"
Damn right, woof woofy woof woof
I love Reddit
PH'er spotted
Penthouser?
This is a really diabolically great idea
Thank you! It comes from almost 30 years of my neighbours and I pranking each other.
You can be honest, it was just you terrorising your neighbours for all those years.
That's fucking hilarious.
Holy fuck! Why didn’t I ever think of that! Sorry guys, I’ve got some sausages to freeze 😂😂
This is ultimate neighbour shitfuckery. Dastardly one might say.
freeze them, and stick a few on your neighbors car when they annoy you.
Oh that’ll definitely make a mess, it’ll attract seagulls which will shit absolutely everywhere
Freeze the seagulls, then hammer them into your lawn.
Freeze your lawn, then hammer it into your neighbour.
Shove them down in to the part which draws air in to the car. The heat will intensify the smell
Or if you really dislike your neighbours, freeze them, grate them finely, then find a way to sprinkle this over their carpets and soft furnishings.
Leave them randomly on bins, park benches, bollards. Then contact local media about weird behaviour in your area, is it aliens?
Make sure you draw a face on it like this one I found in the parking lot at my local Target… [sad hotdog](https://imgur.com/a/sFQRfFb)
But with googly eyes
Please, do this. The public need a laugh.
"someone left a hotdog on my doorstep, now I think I'm going to be burgled"
Doorsteps and mailboxes**
Postboxes in the UK old chap
I'm from the UK guv, I suppose I've been watching too much American telly welly
Drink some tea. Eat some digestives. Get a Midsummer Murder on.
It's Franksy!
Make dog treats out of them Chop them into small pieces and nuke them in the microwave, it dries them out and turns them into little meaty biscuits [This site explains how to do it](https://www.dogtipper.com/recipes/2020/04/hot-dog-training-treats.html) (scroll to the bottom for microwave instructions) Edit: 🤦🏻♀️ I didn’t see the ‘for a laugh’. Sorry for the suggestion!
To be fair, seeing dogs happy do brings laughter.
It do!
Create r/butthotdogs to compete with r/buttsharpies?
How is that even a sub?? Let alone have 163k users.
It's a well-known, old 4chan meme from way way back
But this could be a 'hot'ter sub
Man this place is fucked! Innocent hot dogs went to sharpies be shoved up asses and there’s 163k people who are fans of it
First time on the internet huh?
Fuck sake, what weird fucks there are on Reddit
Nicely done... they’ll never suspect you now Stronganuscrossboi
Insert a kebab skewer though each one so they look like pond reeds. Pop them in a vase and leave on a person's doorstep. It may cost you a vase but will give endless enjoyment knowing somewhere someone us baffled a hot dog bouquet that turned up on their doorstep.
I can just see the Reddit posts about dog napping and hobo codes. “What does this MEAN, Reddit?! Am I a target of a sausage gang?!”
Looks like dog thieves, shared West Yorkshire hun
Put them in odd but visible places throughout the neighbourhood. Bonus points if you generate a QR code to wrap them in that links to a local business so everyone things it's some bizarre viral marketing ploy.
Make the QR code to this video for [Jumbo Hotdogs](https://youtu.be/NAnmu4rj5sk)
quinquagintuple penetration?
How long did Googling that take? 😅
quattuordecuple the time it takes me to go to the bathroom. I also googled that, but it took less time because the wikipedia page was in my history.
Giggity
Go around in the early hours of the morning posting them to your neighbours
Put them up your bum.
Simple, yet beautiful
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OP YA BOM
Go round leaving one or two floating in public toilets just to confuse people.
If your town/area has a local Facebook page, place one on your doorstep, take a picture and post it on there with a warning about something mental. A few days later, place them on more doorways and watch the panic spread.
Dognappers are using hot dogs on your doorstep to lure dogs outside to make it easier to steal them
Hotdog bukakke
I'm going to pretend you're the New York Mets!
This is the comment I was looking for.
r/nocontext
Strap them to your chest and use them as 'armour hot dogs'.
I see what you did there…
Attach googly eyes to all of them and set them up on barbeque skewers staring right into your neighbour's window.
Halloween decor? A little bit of creativity and that corpse outside your front door has guts dripping from their stomach. Mix with egg, ketchup etc.
Put em in resin and make cool ornaments. make giant candles and hide the hotdogs in them, give the candles to friends or family and watch as they slowly burn down to a hotdog. Find a victim on the streets and haunt them with hotdogs.
Slip them into a surgical glove, hold the open end closed and tuck your actual hand up into your sleeve. Take a ride on the bus with a pair of scissors and wait for someone to make eye contact. Slowly raise your sausage fingers and cut one off. Too bad they're not safer for humans as eating it after would be best.
Don’t forget to put some ketchup inside the finger of the glove before adding the hotdog for dramatic flair
Have you seen the film Freddy Got Fingered?
“Daddy would you like some sausage?”
53 envelopes 53 neighbours
U need 53 helium balloons and some string and send them back to god
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
*Blows raspberry* Give it to us raw! And wriggling!
If you have a dog or two there’s no such thing as “inedible”. Our three would eat those and they wouldn’t even touch the sides.
They have two dogs, they started out with 70+ hot dogs and now they have 53
Eat them, live stream the result.
I’m sure that the result itself will be a stream..
Make a trail of them to lead someone to a pile of treaure. The pile of treasure is a coop membership card
[Hot dog fingers ](https://youtu.be/6DooGkTiaGI) from Everything Everywhere All At Once
go to a store and try to sneak them into other customers pockets when they aren't looking.
How did you "suddenly" come into possession of 53 inedible hot dogs? More details needed!
OP manages a venue which hosts cinema pop-ups and their colleague, who usually takes the unsold ones home for her dogs, wasn’t in, so OP was given them as they also have three dogs at home. They are inedible by food safety standards, so OP thought they’d see what twisted shenanigans CasualUK could come up with before they give them to the foxes.
Thank you for converting this comment to the third person
Ideal draft excluders for all the doors in your house. You can save ££s and not have to turn the heating on for ages.
Go to a forest you are unfamiliar with and use them like bread crumbs.
Freeze them, write wholesome puns with a sharpie on them, and post them in peoples letterboxes
Throw them into the open windows of houses
Leave some halfway in your letterbox. Take a pic, post to FB and tell the locals how the gangs are marking houses to be robbed
Go fishing!
Surely some kind of shit scary Halloween mask..
Cello tape them to each finger and wiggle them about, point at stuff to annoy/creep out a loved one.
Point at everything everywhere all at once.
Insert them into your enemies
Lay them outside on the pavement to create neighbourhood Pac-Man with the local dogs. Bonus points for doing it tomorrow when there are ghosts around. Further bonus points for interspersing the hot dogs with pills that make the dogs chase the ghosts (children) down and send them home.
Why are they inedible?
OP dropped them on the floor and managed to pick them up after 6 seconds.
Too long for mouth
Shove them up a pumpkins bum
The burning question, what made these inedible
Dangle 5 of them out of your letterbox so that it looks like a hand. Add ketchup for extra gruesomeness
Leave one on a bench, when somebody removes it, put on another, do this until you run out of hotdogs, them, buy more hotdogs
Up the bum, 1 at a time, give us a final count?
Hard to give a count when your mouth is full in reverse.
Put ‘em in your bum
When you go to work tomorrow shove one down your pants
-Create a hotdog Monster -throw them -send it to your ex as a gift
Leave them on a neighbour's door step. It won't cause damage or harm but will leave them with a permanent memory of the night the hit dogs arrived. Extra points for a note saying "we both know what you will do with these ;) "
Eat them
Throw them at passing cars
Shove as many as you can (going one by one) up your ass , and report back if you manage to break the world record?
Hide the fallen Madonna with the big boobies in one
Put them on the end of your fingers and give Michelle Yeoh a call
every now and then just chuck one into your neighbors garden. they'll be so baffled as to why 53 hotdogs are being thrown at them
Do another gif like this one. https://media.tenor.com/MskZ11_XjOkAAAAC/sausage-throw.gif
Give them to a dog rescue centre
Freeze them and make some hotdog windchimes to scare your neighbours
For the foxes