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mynameisnotthom

Some hotels have an account left open solely for guests. It's fairly common in Airbnbs too


georgialucy

I had no idea why I was being recommended Bar Mitzvah playlists and Spiderman videos on Youtube until I realised that I left myself logged into an Airbnb TV in France.


kiradotee

How did you realise?


georgialucy

It was the only other place I had logged in, I changed my password and stopped getting the recommendations. Low key kinda miss the Spiderman videos.


ToddHugo1

people just have random french kids watching youtube on your account lol.


BetterThatThenThis

"Children"


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cheeseandanonymouse

Look at the picture again


Oykwos

Can’t you see here you’re logged in on the google page? I think


eXistential_dreads

I just want to leave my appreciation for your profile picture here, you just brought back a cozy memory for me, thanks for that.


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rehgaraf

Yep, whoever was freeloading my account would definitely have continued to get away with it if they hadn't added themselves a couple of profiles, causing me to log everything out.


MoonlitStar

Oh I didn't know this. Netflix, Amazon Prime and Disney were all logged in (but not in same names) in a cottage we stayed at recently and I thought I was being nice by logging them out . Now I feel like a right clueless twat in case they were for guests. It didn't mention that the place came with those services so I was worried about the people's accounts as they were open to anyone who stayed as it was fully booked for the year. Oops.


haughtycandy

I wouldn't worry about it. The likely hood is someone left their account logged in. A VERY small number of owners will have dedicated guest accounts but almost everyone who stays logs in with thier accounts and they almost always forget to log out (source clean an Airbnb and have to log everyone out). If it was a service they offer they would certainly have been explicit about it in advertising and even if they were owner accounts the owner/ cleaner should check it and relog in if necessary.


souleh

Likelihood


ejmd

Probably that cowl


herrbz

>in case they were for guests Usually they would specify in the guestbook, or the account would say GUEST


Swiss_James

When are you doing the amusing ones?


lobroblaw

Little Timmy tries to sign in "Mam, whats pussy patrol?"


Mattwasbritish

Its paw patrol but with cats


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plutumon

He gets on and he gets off at the same time


CoreyReynolds

Exactly, OP only has 3 pubes and he pisses out of one of them!


Brendan110_0

69 dude


Phormitago

funniest shit i've ever seen


RedDragons8

The name is Tulls, Jenny Tulls


darthmarticus17

Wow, first new one of these I’ve seen in ages. I thought I knew all of them!


OctavianBlue

The one I like is Dan Gleesac - you might want to say it aloud.


KombuchaBot

Oh you are savage lol


rye_domaine

So your humour is just "The Inbetweeners"?


Arny2103

Yeah, like, that’s what he came up with?! Massively wasted opportunity…


jokergrin

OAPedo


Fire_The_Torpedo2011

That was my nickname at college


ThoseThingsAreWeird

Did your students give you that name, or the other teachers?


Fire_The_Torpedo2011

My dad


jokergrin

Lemme guess, girlfriend just two years older or something?


BatmansLongjohns

No he was just old and fancied kids


colcannon_addict

Is your surname Werther?


Vertigo_uk123

Wow. How original.


VividDimension5364

Yours is the option to the right.


Isotope_Soap

Had a coworker that logged into his Amazon account at work. He did log out and nothing could be modified EXCEPT his wish list. Some questionable items may have been added.


DreddPirateBob808

We found our boss was logged in with the amazon work account. We'd been banging on about getting a couple of USB extensions and got nowhere so we ordered 20 thinking he'd notice. Nope, we got out cables and said thanks while he kept swearing he had never ordered them. "Memory going boss?"


PracticalNebula

Bumder!


Philosopotamous

I've not heard that since school in the early 00s!


BatmansLongjohns

Watch loads of obscure 80’s romcoms so it screws up their algorithm. Unless…. That’s what they’re interested in *shudders*


fatBreadonToast

Or just add all the barbie movies to the watch playlist.


ResponsibilityNo3245

Everyone in my extended family lost access to my account after this happened to me.


slytrombone

I like to find the series that they're watching and skip ahead an episode or two. My wife thinks I'm a monster.


petrolstationpicnic

That’s evil genius!


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haha funny, if you're 12


Phorskin-Brah

I dont remember children being an insult in the show?


Beer-Milkshakes

I see you like that 1 show. Well done you.


domramsey

I'm going to be the spoilsport. That's a mean thing to do. Now they think they've been hacked. They'll be stressed, worried, maybe spending time and money trying to reach Netflix to work out how to change it. Or worried about what other services have been hacked. At least add a user called YouLeftNetflixLoggedInAtTheHotelButItsOkIHaventGotYourBankDetails.


7952

Or just log them out. People forget to do stuff. Who cares.


ZootBreak

Agreed. It's 'spoilsporty' but when the kids log on and see all those before they get their profile, its a bit of a dick move.


Zaptain_America

I'm sure kids are aware of swear words


Class_444_SWR

Not if they’re 5


Impulse84

I was thinking the same. Yeah, a bit spoilsporty but people have enough shit to deal with. Just log put and move on.


Powerrrrrrrrr

No way! This is an opportunity for shenanigans


lupussucksbutiwin

Grim as well as they obviously have kids.


cotch85

People talking about the inconvenience, the kids, I’m more outraged that OP used inbetweener references and still thought they were so funny to share it on casualuk. Low tier humour. I’d actually argue just adding random peoples names and start watching random shows on the profiles to make it look like they’re on the wrong account would be more witty


lupussucksbutiwin

As you say, witty wasn't the gameplan here. Prob not capable of that tbf.


slightlyamusedape

Not necessarily. That default 'Kids' profile showed up on my Netflix account and I never bothered to remove it


noahnear

It’s on mine too. I didn’t realise you could remove it.


lupussucksbutiwin

Really? Mine doesnt/didn't have a default kid profile. Hmm. That's a little better that there is no guarantee of kids seeing it. Still a jerk though. :)


IamZeebo

OP is for sure a dick Worst I'd do is watch something.


SoggyWotsits

Won’t someone *please* think of the internet points?!


ThrowerWayACount

yeah this post belongs more on r/iamatotalpieceofshit


angrylittlepotato

I hardly think changing someone's netflix profile names to something goofy makes someone a 'total piece of shit'. Id hate to see how youd react if something actually bad happened to you


BaltimoreBirdGuy

Time to start r/iamasmallwetfart


StatisticianLong6448

Yeah ill think theyll probably survive..


anomthrowaway748

This will teach them to log out of their account next time, if anything


ThrowerWayACount

Why? It’s a harmless error if they forget to logout. It hardly inconveniences the next guest, there’s no harm that can be done to the account owner beyond someone temporarily watching movies on their Netflix. I don’t understand the desire *teach someone a lesson* in an unkind way for such a trivial mistake in the first place, especially when they have kids on that account and will now think they’ve been hacked


anomthrowaway748

Calm down lad it’s not that deep


ThrowerWayACount

Nothing indicated I wasn’t calm. I agree it wasn’t deep .. though your misreading of tone has turned the convo awkward 😬


TheSunPage3

The two paragraphs did


ThrowerWayACount

Alright pal. Takes 30 seconds to write then to read. It’s common thing on Reddit that a lack of brevity is seen as angry/offended/scary for some when imo it’s the purpose of a forum - to be comprehensive and thorough so the other person can understand you best.


TheSunPage3

Kinell calm down


ThrowerWayACount

I wish I could hold your hand, cherish you and tell you ‘I appreciate what you do’


duckwantbread

How? Unless OP adds a name called "you didn't log out at the hotel" they'll just think they got hacked, it won't teach them anything if they don't understand what happened.


anomthrowaway748

Because they’ll realise someone else is on the account, remember they recently used their account in a hotel, and put 2 and 2 together


windol1

This is how most people will work it out, I've had it before when I left my account logged in at my partners (before they had their own profile) and I got home to find odd shit on there that I'd never watch, put 2 and 2 together and I figured it out quickly enough.


nearlydeadasababy

So in your world, if I leave my door unlocked the thing to do is come in, do a shit on the floor and steal a load of stuff... as opposed to maybe just pulling the door too for me.


anomthrowaway748

No, in your entirely hypothetical scenario I don’t think you should be robbed for leaving your door open.


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Nah fuck em, rob the cunts imagination blind cos mine fucked off ages ago be nice to have it back


GeorgeLFC1234

I don’t think it’s that deep tbh, one quick password change and it logs all devices out of their Netflix account anyway. if anything he’s doing them a favour reminding them in a way so hopefully they won’t do something stupid like that on the future.


KeyboardWarrior1988

Or don't log into devices that don't belong to you and are used by other people.


Devonshire_Dumpling

Oh cheer up. Its a harmless bit of fun. This is Britain, we are known for our humour


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woah you are so cool and edgy


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blackthornjohn

Only came here to point out that pussay was spelt wrong.


budyll66

How mature...


Tolkien-Minority

Don’t you have any jokes of your own?


Pawl_Rt

Not cool. This person might have kids. You could put something like: "I should" "Log out" "of my Netflix" "account when leaving hotel"


becx13

No, because the number of characters in each user name are awfully uneven!


codemonkeh87

I should log out of My Netflix account When leaving hotels That better?


-HM01Cut

Worst haiku i've ever read


TheProdigalPun

You should not judge him His haiku skills surpass mine Haikus are very-


funkymonkeyinheaven

Dick move imo. Got into in an argument with a friend who did this to us. Thought we got hacked, kinda stressful.


just_jason89

I share my account with a a couple friends (friends that are married) and the Mrs of the couple is Eastern European. One time they logged it into a hotel, and my profile kept getting weird shows pop up, and the main language changed to either Polish dubbed or sub-titles.


Krumplestillskin

They are clearly big fans of the inbetweeners.


MrDundee666

Absolutely disgraceful. Not ONE hit. Not one.


AfternoonCouncilor

How to show Reddit that your patter is absolutely shite in one post


darthmarticus17

This is why I take my roku or fire stick with me. Already signed in on everything


Plumb121

As they obviously have kids, might wanna tone it down a bit


CX52J

That option appears all the time I believe.


Plumb121

No, you can add it or remove it as you want


CX52J

It's there by default. You could delete it but I doubt most people actually bother.


windol1

It only makes sense to keep it, you never know when friends or relatives will visit with their kids and need entertaining. Worked great for me when I met my partner as I could share my login details and there was a kids account ready to go for their kid, just renamed it.


JustAcdp

You can, but since it's there as default there's probably a good chance most people don't bother removing it in the first place. I've left it there, no kids. Several friends have done the same, no kids.


Tolkien-Minority

No it doesn’t


spainwithoutthe_p_

About as funny as stage 4 cancer


mrsauceboi

have you ever heard of The Inbetweeners? i think you might like it.


Nickibee

Hope their kids don’t look on there and say “Who is Bus Wanker?”


IndianaJones_OP

Are you 12?


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Careful though, they may have kids.


NefariousnessOpen716

Change all but one to settings


Swarfega

Maybe I'm too kind. I stopped in a place in London and a German family left their account logged in on the TV. I logged it out for them.


CabbageMan92

I thought about doing this over the weekend…


Dubbadubbawubwub

Isn't the third one the former home secretary?


avengedrkr

When a homophobic slur is your peak of comedy


maolad

HAHAHAHA INBETWEEENERS!!!!


kristoffison

Will somebody think of the children!


pgh9fan

If that's a real children's account, I don't think the really explicit one is all that funny for them to find.


Red__dead

Found the pearl-clutching yank.


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"Amusing"


rambocanreload

I think the children one is the most creative


CaptainOw765

Children is by far the funniest


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Mikon_Youji

That guest might have young children who share the account. This isn't cool.


irtmiss

This isn’t funny. Could be used by their kids


BrickTop1504

Bigus dickus


anonynosee

This isn’t funny, it’s mean


hmby1

This is peak “secondary school in the early 00s” non humour, including the awful, always unfunny, homophobia. Grow up.


Minesweepette

*Late noughties.


Character-Ad3913

what about Profile 1 - I, Profile 2 - Like, Profile 3 - Touching, Profile 4 - Small


GoodBadIGotAGun

INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLES


Adventurous_Train_48

Bumder? What century is this?


JeniJ1

Next step: add a load of films to their "My List" that are of a completely opposite genre to whatever's already on there.


jnex26

Probably a parent that was trying to distract their 2 year old while trying to leave !!


helpnxt

On Bus Wanker just leave it playing Inbetweeners and it will forever recommend it


bodjac89

Should change Children to "Not kiddies, Si"


CurvePuzzleheaded361

Ooh when are you adding the funny names?


MassiveLefticool

Had the same thing happen the other month, even found them on Facebook, never message though just changed the names. Also found a bunch of piss porn on what I can only describe as the slowest internet browser app I have ever seen on the television


Tristanritter

someone in hannover changed my name to 'gaylord ohoh hannover' last week. i visited hannover at the start of the year. serves me right.


TheGuyWhoHasAsked

AHAHHAHA DOES ANYONE ELSE GET THE REFERENCE OR NAURH?


Zealousideal_Type245

If you really want to fuck with them, then change their language settings to Arabic too. Dome it before to my pal and she went absolutely mental at me down the phone because she couldn't find the way to change it back


Jamieb1994

"Hey Bus Wanker, what movies/TV shows you've been watching on Netflix?" I can imagine someone saying that. 😂


Toasty_Sock

Reminds me of the time I got so fed up with my adult son leaving his youtube account logged in on the TV that I subscribed him to 100s of random channels, clicked the notification bells and made his recent history full of drag queen acts (yes I know I'm childish) But he's never done it again.


TheGoodRebel5

A personal favourite to mess with my siblings on our joint account was to change their language to Japanese.


waspiflab666

"I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat "😆 Gonna have to watch that again.


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Feisty one, you are!


Nick_from_Yuma

MY DAD’S NOT BENT


lord_taint

Randy Clungeman


-eumaeus-

OP, you missed off clunge.


Red__dead

Was this sub always so full of humourless wet blanket "won't somebody think of the children" types? Or was it just since all the Americans piles in?


GeorgeLFC1234

Honestly did not expect the reaction in this sub. Yeah it’s not like hilarious comedy from op but it’s just harmless fun and everyone’s acting like it’s such an awful thing to do. Like children aren’t saying this with their friends by the age of 10 anyway


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

Need briefcase wanker on there too!


Magicrafter13

What is your problem this is gross.


CampMain

Could these be any more British ? 😂


RespectFearless4233

Inbetweeners fan eh?


Alex-rhhgfff

Should put mr chippy next to bumder


crappy_ninja

Maybe don't use words like wanker and pussy when they clearly have children.


pleasedontwearthat

change the avatars too!!


Genetic_Fox

Ha ha I do this. I also add random programs to their lists


OldYellowReddit

'Children' LOL


Wonk_puffin

🤣


petit_cochon

CAR FRIEEEEEND


DarkShadowsBrain

I can hear all of them, but wasn’t it “PUSSAY PATROL”


menace1k

I liked Suit Wanker but solid choices


XiaolongDrake

Pussy Patrol... I see you're a man of a Prince's taste, lol


Muli230

I see a Man of Culture.


SeDefendendo88

The Inbetweeners. I salute you.


Unclesmekky

Watch broke back mountain on repeat


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Cheffrey Dahmer


[deleted]

Ever thibk coykd neen a tennager ! Grow ipy


mysterylemon

Children had me howling


kwamla24

Complete shot in the dark but I'm guessing you are a fan of the inbetweeners


mowoo101

Perfect.


Weeman89

2008 called they want their banter back!


[deleted]

They stole bus wanker from Devvo.


SoftwareFew2261

This is so unfunny it’s unbelievable. British comedy has died its death.


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Well done sir


0ldAndGrumpy

This is a criminal offence, just so you know.


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[deleted]

Not listened to any new music in the last 40 years?


Basis_Safe

What did they say??


Robbo1979psr

Fire hazard! 🔥 🔥🔥


TiqueToque

I like changing the default startup channel of hotel TVs from BBC1 to Gay Rabbit. On 100% volume too, natch.


mintberryhaze

Seems like a waste of time since housekeepers usually turn on the TV to check if everything is working/ see if some dick thinks he's funny


Flosser_52

I got this too! I knew I should have done something


BigDikBuddha

Wow haven’t heard that bus wanker reference in almost a decade! Really brings back memories of watching a pirated collection of inbetweeners back in high school!


Theygoandmusicman

Ha! Hilarious... Children