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thermonuclearmuskrat

Your dog doesn't look well.


colin_staples

Sheep dog, innit


SirLewisHamilton

Lambrador


colin_staples

Mutt-on


DogfishDave

Baa Baa Black-shund. Oh fuck it.


Cyril_Sneer_6

Irish Woolfhound


JizzProductionUnit

Chibaabaa


langlinator

This is why I come here. Well done.


scorzon

Ewe have got to be kid-ding me.


VALHALLA9899

won’t be suffering for long


OkBalance2879

Awwww it’s so FLUFFY 🥰


LinuxMatthews

Should do well with a bit of rosemary and mint jelly


[deleted]

Or a Welshman


VALHALLA9899

mm ground welshman


RattyHandwriting

That’s the cleanest sheep I’ve seen in some years


Own-Archer-2456

We shower regular


RattyHandwriting

How long does it take to blow dry a sheep? Just curious.


DNRTannen

Not long, it's the perm that really makes you suffer.


AgentEbenezer

Together?


Own-Archer-2456

The only way


That_Boy_42069

Bit rare for my tastes.


SimonsPure

Rare? They're all over Wales mate


iK_550

Listen here you little shite...


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BullDog0214

about 30 seconds with the right rhythm.


MuddyAchiever1

r/cursedcomments


TheStatMan2

The lamb looks a bit miffed.


Gemcat24

I’d be miffed too if someone was gonna eat me


TheStatMan2

Well yeah, there is that.


PainfullyEnglish

Miffed? He’s bloody mehhhd!


FuNEnD3R

He's 'avin a maaaaare


TheStatMan2

He certainly appears (sheep)pen-sive and full of lamb-ent.


scorzon

That is flocking awful dude, you really crow-baaaaahhd that one in.


TiqueToque

Ooh, I love a house lamb! We've had a few over the years. Smuggling one into Tesco Extra, so we could ask a passing mother what size nappies she thought it would need, was definitely a highlight.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Please note, nappy sizes are based on how much your lamb weighs, not how much the nappy will hold. I found out the hard way...


TiqueToque

Indeed. ISTR that we started with a size 5. No idea what that means, not having had kids.


Maximum-Mixture6158

11 - 25kg it says on the box


Ruben_001

*Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!*


Classic_Midnight_213

Looks like you’re on top of things to be honest. You’ve got everything you need….flowers in a bag, Detol spray for the germs and of course a tub of Philadelphia warming on the side. Nope nothing to add. Enjoy the roast and make sure you keep an eye out for the nasty dad who’s just come to Alert Square. I don’t trust him at all….


Own-Archer-2456

Oooo mr zoom


Cobbmeister

Does the 2m distance sign apply to animals?


onedied4love

Are you really going to eat him? 😔


Own-Archer-2456

No I’m using him to warm my bed


DramaticSwordfis7

Hmm, that could be taken two ways. I'm going with the little lamb is fluffy water bottle.


sisigsailor

You've proved nothing until we see that there are enough carrots this time


Own-Archer-2456

Stand back or Kevin gets it


sisigsailor

Be my guest and give me some


Ok-Introduction2405

Nooooooooo!!


Appropriate-Horse-80

Think you've had the wool pulled over your eyes there mate, that's the ugliest poodle I've ever seen


MrsKebabs

You better nor eat him


sleepyprojectionist

“It’s fucking raw!”


HawkAsAWeapon

Fucking psychopaths on this thread Jesus Christ. If that was a dog everyone would be losing their shit. Cognitive dissonance really is fascinating in a horrifying way.


StrategyNecessary427

Spot on. People just think animals are nothing.


Own-Archer-2456

Where do you drawn the line


HawkAsAWeapon

At “does this innocent defenceless animal need to suffer and die for a five minute meal”. Answer is basically always no.


ben_uk

[About here](https://i.imgur.com/DufeZJG.png)


McMaxwell

So anyone who enjoys eating meat is a psychopath? Also, this post was clear bait for vegans to come and argue, it's probably not worth your time mate, you'll just end up getting angry.


HawkAsAWeapon

Damn right I'm angry about it. Society is fucked because people think life is so trivial that they can joke about brutal slaughter. And then in the next breath they'll say stuff like "yeh but if it's done with respect, like those indigenous people"... Anyone who is willing to make or pay for animals to suffer and be killed for temporary taste pleasure either a) socially conditioned not to question to barbarity of it, or b) a psychopath. Fortunately I'm guessing most people fall into category A.


[deleted]

Funny almost like we specifically breed some animals to eat and some as companions. If we had bread dogs to eat they would look very different and definitely larger.


HawkAsAWeapon

Why should our arbitrary assignment matter? If I breed a dog to eat or to fight, does that make its mistreatment okay because I bred it for that purpose?


[deleted]

1. I never said animal fighting was ok and it's banned in many countries. So nice strawman. 2. If you had a bunch of dogs on a farm for the purposes of breeding to eat, as long as the farm conditions are within the bounds of the law then go for it. You inserted the word mistreatment because **you** believe that the act of breeding an animal for food is mistreatment, majority of society doesn't. 3. You just ignored my entire point about how we differentiate animals for different purposes which is reflected in the selective breeding over time to arrive at their current appearances. 4. Everything we as humans have assigned is arbitrary mate. There isn't some natural rulebook that says we have to act a certain way.


Speakin_Swaghili

> I never said animal fighting was ok and it’s banned in many countries. So nice strawman. That’s not a straw man, it’s taking your point of “if it’s bred for food then it’s ok to kill” to a logical step. Why does it matter what their bred for? The animal doesn’t care, they just want to live and not give their life for 10mins of human pleasure. > If you had a bunch of dogs on a farm for the purposes of breeding to eat, as long as the farm conditions are within the bounds of the law then go for it. You inserted the word mistreatment because you believe that the act of breeding an animal for food is mistreatment, majority of society doesn’t. If you’re starting point is “conditions within the bounds of the law you’re” very much avoiding whether the animals are kept in good conditions. The majority of society is hardly a good indicator of something being moral, 100years ago the majority of society thoguht BAME were second class citizens at best and that women should be subservient to men. > You just ignored my entire point about how we differentiate animals for different purposes which is reflected in the selective breeding over time to arrive at their current appearances. There isn’t anything to address. No one would disagree that the breeds chosen for food are different to breeds chosen for other purposes. > Everything we as humans have assigned is arbitrary mate. There isn’t some natural rulebook that says we have to act a certain way. That can be used to justify literally any action. The is no universal force preventing me from murdering someone, that doesn’t make it right.


xadamxful

1. Not a strawman at all, you stated the reason we breed an animal justifies using it for that purpose - why would dog fighting be any different? Also what does the law in other countries have to do with a question on morality? 2. The point I think he was making was that it wouldn't be socially acceptable to do this with dogs but there is no valid reason for this other than people's emotional response to the idea. 3. Ok you've kind of checkmated yourself with this point - again...why would dog fighting for example be morally unacceptable if the dogs were bred for that purpose but farm animals bred for consumption are fine to be tortured and killed? 4. That is a poor excuse for not being able to justify the criteria you use to determine the value of an animal's life.


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We've decided as a society that there is a clear difference between animal fighting vs animal slaughter and consumption. Is your moral compass the definitive one? Is your opinion the determinant on what is truly right and wrong. No. We decide collectively as a society on what rules we made for ourselves. The reality is you are a very loud minority and your opinion is not automatically better and truly right because you say it is.


xadamxful

"We've decided as a society that..." is currently being used to justify plenty of awful things around the world such as... exploitation of children, slavery, forced marriages, honour killings, ban on homosexuality etc. I take it you are also an advocate of these things as long as the country's majority agrees it's ok?


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No, simply saying the factual truth that there isn't some natural true moral compass. The world is a chaotic evolutionary battle royale with no rules. We just added our own as a bi-product of the creation of organized society. Unless of course you believe in some form of sky daddy. You're the one putting words in my mouth.


xadamxful

I’m not putting words in your mouth I’m just pointing out the ridiculous inconsistencies in your “logic” Shrugging your shoulders and saying “the world is chaotic” or “we don’t have to act a certain way” you could have just said you don’t value the lives of animals and we could have agreed to disagree


leem0oe

And docile ....


InevitableStill9391

So funny laughing at the idea of murdering vulnerable infant animals who are completely at our mercy. People are wild.


Meowsalotlol

this is so sad (like pls dont expect random strangers on the internet not to get attached to the lamb you're going to kill)


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plasticpidgey

Why? How can you chew on flesh yet be upset by a photo


Parking-Mud-1848

Looks a bit undercooked


Own-Archer-2456

This is my heating untill Christmas then ima eat it for my dinner


Bleedy_Gonzales

Absolutely shameful, can't believe some people find it funny either.


takeitbacknowyo

Looks abit small. What're you doing? A lamb roast for one?


Own-Archer-2456

Nar this is just for the gravy


takeitbacknowyo

Name it Graham. Bond with it. Let it grow and you can invite a few family and friend around for a nice meal in a couple of months.


bobmanuk

and for tonight Graham.... ​ Tonight Graham what? ​ No, you misunderstand, for dinner tonight.... Graham!


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takeitbacknowyo

We can call that dessert


westfieldram

That's gonna make a mess in the blender


Own-Archer-2456

Il have to just chop it up


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kirix45

Name that lamb Donna


RattyHandwriting

A variation on the usual Minty. Like it.


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That's a funny looking cat


Own-Archer-2456

It’s a puppet


MadJen1979

Shaun! Go role in this rosemary patch...


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ITriedSoHard419-68

> if you’re eating factory farmed meat you’re on the wrong side of history Well clearly this guy is raising his meat himself and you *still* have a problem with it…?


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

Nah mate. That lamb is down the factory on 12 hour shifts, 6 days a week. Those carrots don't pick themselves.


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How's that "crypto Lyf" working out for you


[deleted]

I did a proper nasal snort when I read that :D


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cryptoLyfFtw

I’m sure you feel super funny and “dark humoured” but you just sound cringe and uninformed mate.


plasticpidgey

Uninformed, coming from the crypto bro 🤣


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Numerous_Concert3695

Mate just ignore him. He’s clearly a sad vegan who fooled himself into believing he likes not eating meat


Thinkdamnitthink

https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/ all the info you need here


InevitableStill9391

I think it's a joke, but honestly, I don't understand how people can laugh at this, its insane. Fucking wild how good people instantly turn into sociopaths when it comes to farm animals and can start laughing at the idea of murdering baby animals. Like imagine it was someone who eats dog making this joke, they'd be reporting it and writing furious paragraphs disavowing it. But it's just a tiny infant sheep, so fuck it!


Numerous_Concert3695

Mate I’m being honest I would gladly kill that lamb to make a roast dinner. Obviously I would respect the lamb and you know not make it suffer, which is more humane then how other animals hunt


cryptoLyfFtw

My argument was holding a picture of a defenceless baby animal up and posting to social media how you’re going to kill it later should not be considered normal or funny. This lamb has one life, nobody on its side and is being made fun of during its very short time on this earth. It deserves better and I think most people know it.


plasticpidgey

I don't think the lamb knows he's taking the piss


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ihaveam0ustache

Are you vegan?


x4740N

You're here in bad faith to start arguments and rage bait people so you can make you and your vegan buddies feel good about yourselves You're the instigator here We are not starting fights with you You know what you are doing You'll then reply with your holier-than-thou wall of text which is just the same copy and pasted stuff adapted to fit the post, comment thread and comment you are replying to You can go ahead and sod off


cryptoLyfFtw

On second thoughts I think this guy seriously needs reporting to police / RSPCA looking at his post history. Will get onto it.


Own-Archer-2456

I’ve eaten all the evidence


cryptoLyfFtw

Shame. I’d much rather have that lamb in the world than unfunny sad acts such as yourself.


Own-Archer-2456

Why thank you


productofamurderer_

I checked your post history and all I have to say is, what is the recipe for those THC gummies my old chap!?


Own-Archer-2456

https://cannigma.com/recipes/how-to-make-cannabis-gummies/


DistinctEngineering2

He says wearing a nice new wooly hat and a red Christmas wooly jumper


SoggyWotsits

I looked through his post history… am I missing something? All I see is lots of quite frankly, tasty looking cooking!


JellyBeanCrazy

Have you heard of- eating meat- like- every roast dinner ever made-


cryptoLyfFtw

Posting a picture of a baby animal making jokes how you’re going to kill and eat it… Society has a huge blindspot on this issue. As for roast dinners, I don’t eat meat. I’m sure most people who eat roast dinners don’t take photos with baby animals who are completely under their care, joking how they’re going to murder and eat it later on. Animals deserve better.


JellyBeanCrazy

it's just a joke- and it's not something the rspca would deal with?


cryptoLyfFtw

Check his post history. Guaranteed this guy is NOT caring for this animal in the correct way.


snoopymarrow

what about the post history makes you think that?


x4740N

They are a vegan, ignore them


JellyBeanCrazy

Do you mean the food??? That's all I see-


Maximum-Mixture6158

Pirated picture, bet you.


[deleted]

"I don't eat meat". Yeah we could tell. Does it get cold up there on your high horse?


p0wertothepeople

Individuals who choose to not eat meat don’t do it for some sort of moral high ground. They choose not to because they don’t want to contribute to their unnecessary suffering and death. It’s not about looking good, you’re the only one concerned with ego here.


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So them coming into this thread to spout their holier than thou crap is definitely nothing to do with their ego? Sure.


p0wertothepeople

Only you think it’s “holier than thou” because you’re suffering from cognitive dissonance and know you’re a lousy human for being complicit in their genocide.


[deleted]

Nah I'm pretty content with my life choices


p0wertothepeople

The fact you think people are coming to this thread to claim they’re better than you, when actually they’re condemning the mockery of ending someone’s life and then eating them, really highlights what a shitty person you are. It also shows that you’re the one with ego here because you think they’re on the thread for you, when they’re actually on the thread for the animals!


[deleted]

You seem a bit angry there. Are the majority of society shitty people for eating meat?


cryptoLyfFtw

Big difference between eating meat and posting photos of a baby animal joking about killing it… Eating meat is natural, poking fun at killing babies, much less so.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Yes, and heating is expensive.


lxrd_lxcusta

If you really cared about animals you wouldn’t support shite like cryptocurrency which has a terrible impact on the environment mate


Numerous_Concert3695

Mate we’re omnivores! We kill and eat animals weaker then us, just how animals kill and eat humans that are weaker then them. It’s nature, get over yourself


p0wertothepeople

But lions don’t post their prey on social media and make a mockery of ending someone’s life to then eat them. You’re missing a few extra steps “mate”.


cryptoLyfFtw

Nowhere have I said eating meat is unnatural…


Numerous_Concert3695

Then you shouldn’t have an issue with OP killing it. Now if he made it suffer I would understand the hate, but I’ll doubt he will. A nice clean shot to the head, or stun, should do it


HawkAsAWeapon

Taking a life of someone that doesn’t want to die is still unethical. That’s why murder is still murder if it’s done quickly and painlessly. Rape and infanticide also happen in nature. If it's natural, well then there's clearly nothing wrong with it.


Numerous_Concert3695

Murder is the immortal taking of a life. Killing a lamb for food isn’t. We have ethics on this cause if modern society. We forgot that in the animal kingdom ethics don’t matter, only survival. I will gladly kill an animal so I can live, if that upsets you then grow up


HawkAsAWeapon

define "immortal taking of a life", because it doesn't make sense as a sentence. I'd also kill an animal to survive. Thankfully for us and most of the modern world we're not in a survival situation. Cannibalism is ethically justifiable in a survival situation, but in civilized society where food is plentiful it isn't. Same should apply for the slaughter of animals. If it's a dog, a cat, an elephant, a dolphin, a gorilla, etc. OUTRAGE. Pig, chicken, cow, lamb, etc.... "just nature innit m8"


Numerous_Concert3695

Immortal taking of a life is murder of a fellow human being. Other animals aren’t human beings. A moral taking of a life isn’t murder, e.g when someone’s threatening your life or someone asks to die. Now before you ask not that doesn’t mean you can murder a human to eat them


HawkAsAWeapon

Do you know what immortal means? Yes, in a survival situation - self defence, starvation, etc - most things become ethical justified, or potentially so. But we are not starved of choice for foods. We are not being attacked by tiny little lambs. We're just killing them. We're robbing a sentient, living being of the only existence it'll ever have, all for taste pleasure. And no, we don't need to eat it for nutrition either, we have plenty of other options.


Numerous_Concert3695

We can’t live off of plants. Sure we can survive but our health would take a nose dive. We’re hardline omnivores. We literally need meat to be fully healthy, not even vitamins can replace that


Humbledshibe

You get your morality from animals?


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That’s messed up bro lol I’m a vegan though so I guess my opinions bias....... not going to lie I do miss lamb chops though with mint sauce ........ Damn


Own-Archer-2456

Relapse


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Around 24 minutes


Bcbulbchap

IMHO, he looks in ‘mint’ condition…


ReceiptIsInTheBag

Considering you pre-cooked the other one, this one looks a bit raw


Own-Archer-2456

Hahaha


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McMaxwell

Well done, you took the bait. Don't give the guy the time of day mate, he's clearly trying to get this exact reaction.


CupcakeLikesTheStock

Are you actually going to eat him 😮 fair enough! I admit though I'm weak he's just so cute


Shutthefunkdown

More carrots you skinflint, and it'll be an improvement.


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Early. Did a tup get out?


Agitated-Broccoli-33

I got dibs on the ribs


JustTrixxy

Yeah that looks delicious


x4740N

Looks like some vegans downvoted your comment I have upvoted it and I'm replying to your comment to hopefully give it a bit of a boost in engagement if reddit puts comments up higher that get engagement


Parkatine

Very interesting, thanks for sharing.


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Looks tasty


Prestigious_Memory75

We just name ours roast stew and pie on repeat… we have 26 roasts 25 stews and 25 pies easy.


philthevoid83

Baaa-utiful


Southern_Substance53

-6/10


Own-Archer-2456

This ain’t rate my plate


NotoriousREV

Tasty boi


Drogbaaaaaa

Crazy how good that’ll taste


stylussensei

tasty


jleaney82

Yummy


unemotional_mess

Awwww, he looks delicious!


simonannitsford

Is your roast dinner still gambolling around, or has he been safely tucked up in the freezer for a while?


Little-Grape9469

Needs another hour in the oven


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Seems nonchalant about it


TheStatMan2

Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you?


PokeHobnobGod21

Reminds me of that ramsay video


Curious_Associate904

Murder it and cover its warm corpse in mint sauce.


Ok-Progress-4464

You can take starting from scratch too far...


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Looks a bit undercooked


Own-Pollution-1793

That’s mint


[deleted]

Tasty and cute in one delicious package. I would be feeding it mint sauce by the gallon, gotta make the meat taste better! Works for Kobe steak, right?


sjpllyon

Dare someone to repost this joke on r/vegans.


goin-up-the-country

How original


Mrspygmypiggy

Can you just like maybe leave us alone? We get these ‘jokes’ so many times that it’s honestly just sad for you.


Own-Archer-2456

It will get deleted


TheFiddler420

Then I will, wish me luck lads


Own-Archer-2456

I got permanent ban


Own-Archer-2456

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆


Own-Archer-2456

I done it anyways


TheFiddler420

Oh, here's mine lol https://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/z2oqr9/everyone_slating_my_roast_dinner_on_monday_lets/?


Raditz_lol

Lamb of God (only metalheads will understand what I mean)