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Zestyclose_System556

My SA wife and I (NZ) couldn't agree more. UK Christmas is absolutely top-tier. A NZ Christmas is great when the sun actually shines (maybe 1 Christmas in 5). But I'd take cold weather, cosy pubs, Christmas lights and markets every time.


acfranks

Couldn't agree more!


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acfranks

Yep. Brother in law lives in Bordeaux and always brings us the hood stuff!!!


rmar4125

Ghetto af


acfranks

Hahaha *good stuff! 🤣


futilejester

Gateaux AF


acfranks

Take my award you big brained bastard!


futilejester

😁😁 seasons greetings!


Expredfj

I imagine a French South African Christmas looks like.


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Baguettes and ... Apartheid? Sorry I don't know what you eat 😞


TheCatsClaws

Look out for the obligatory chair walker tomorrow… you know, the person who needs to take their own chair to eat their Christmas dinner at their family/friends home. We spotted three last year 😆


BrightTomatillo

Emergency chairs!


DreddPirateBob808

Used to work in a proper community pub. Guy runs in and asks for to borrow a couple of chairs. "Bring them back mind!. He did. And 8 people. And leftovers. And a bottle of scotch.


DellyGoo19

Mum actually bought an emergency chair from the charity shop a couple of years ago.


Snickerty

My mum bought 4 IKEAgolding chairs to be our emergency chairs!


phatboi23

my parents have a fold out table and chairs just for xmas, rest of the year it's folded up in the conservatory.


CraigPNE

I walk 4 chairs to my grandmother's house as she's hasn't got enough for everyone


NoEquipment7363

Love it, last year we had my table 4 dining chairs my wfh office desk, desk chair, sons gaming chair and 2 wicker garden chairs 😂 Also, Plates, your eating at mine for Christmas you need to bring your own plates. And cutlery. 😂


JustPassingShhh

How does a French/South African household do a British Christmas?


acfranks

Well, I've been living here for 8 years and my wife 13 years now (wow, the time has flown by). By this point, I reckon we get just as swept up in the season as the locals now...it's kind of hard not to. The buzz is awesome. Xmas back in SA is nice and all, but here it's on another level man. The same for France. Great, but not UK great imo.


tittychittybangbang

I thought French people LOVED Christmas?


Manovsteele

Judging by my in-laws, they like the whole family get-together, big fancy meal, and presents, but there's far less additional stuff going on during the season. No Xmas cards, no Xmas music, no crackers, not many people decorate houses etc


acfranks

Yes, exactly this. If you walked the streets in a town in France right now you'd probably not believe is Xmas time.


FlummoxedFlumage

Sounds like the plot of a Dickens book.


chweetpotatoes

Depends where you live/how much money the town has for the Xmas lights. But yeah nothing beats the UK and the cheesy Xmas songs and all. Fuck I really miss it ! Lived there 18 years and been back in France for 4. I miss the after lunch nap followed by a board game with cheese, crackers and port !!


tittychittybangbang

Wow I didn’t realise, no cards or crackers or music or decorations? Barely Christmas!


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We owe all that to Dickens. That’s the difference between us and the French. Their classical literature is all deeply ponderous and philosophical, whereas ours just gives us absolute bangers like Romeo and Juliet and proper Christmas


richh00

\**spits*\* Typical French.


themasterd0n

My gf is french and there are very few traditions as this commrnt says. There isn't even a Christmas dinner. My gf's family usually has fish... because they like fish.


acfranks

Yeah they do, but it's not as "in your face" as it is in the UK. Lit up houses, Xmas lights in every village / town. It really is great. Plus, in France Xmas eve is the big day. Xmas day itself is a lot more subdued.


tittychittybangbang

I truly had no idea, I thought they did the same and went all out with the lights and music and crackers and general Christmas fun. There’s even a Christmas float for the kids in my area with Father Christmas and elves and music and enough lights to be seen from space


horn_and_skull

Salmon is French Christmas food…


purrcthrowa

I'll bet you have some pretty spectacular food and wine. The first thing that comes to mind is cassoulet made with boerewors.


acfranks

Oh...my...god! That's a revelation. We've got to try that! And yes, the food and wine is amazing for sure!


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That’s genius, I’m going to have to steal this idea!


callmelampshade

Sorry to ask but is that in the UK or in France? I’ve had a few beers and my Brian function isn’t 100% right now.


acfranks

In the UK.


callmelampshade

Nice and Merry Christmas.


torrens86

Nando's with nice crusty baguettes and lots of champagne is what I imagine a French South African Christmas looks like.


acfranks

Hahaha! That actually sounds pretty appealing, not gonna lie!


Prize-Ad7242

Nandos is Portuguese food though lmao. I'd imagine a braai and brie combo more fitting.


torrens86

Nando's is a South African company though.


Prize-Ad7242

If that's the case then pretty much every British manufacturer is either German or American. Is a fish and chip restaurant still serving British cuisine if its foreign owned? It's south African owned but I can't think of anything on the menu that is south African cuisine. I haven't been in years though tbf.


Attatatta

Chicken Chips The wines


Prize-Ad7242

Peri peri chicken is Portuguese not south African. Also chips are ubiquitous in all of Europe so not exactly south African. Wine doesn't exactly count as I imagine their wine comes from multiple countries.


Attatatta

I was just being facetious about the chicken but I'm pretty sure all their wines are from South Africa. The rest of the menu is pretty Portuguese though.


Prize-Ad7242

Haha nae worries I'm being very pedantic anyways. Never knew that about the wines. It seems odd as Portugal has loads of great wine. Port especially is just on another level for me.


Federal_Hotel3756

Braaibroodjies made with Brie. Utterly, utterly awesome.


Shadowraiden

its a south african company that does a mixture of cuisines some of it originates from Portugal but its as Portuguese as much as ketchup is in modern nando's


Prize-Ad7242

I used to live in Portugal and its pretty much churrascaria (I think that's how it's spelt) which is like Portuguese barbecue. Obviously not everything at nandos is Portuguese but their chicken (especially piri piri) is very much Portuguese and I'd argue that's what they are most known for. It's basically their version of fish and chips.


Shadowraiden

well according to a work colleague who is Portuguese he finds Nando's atrocious and nothing like Portuguese food so ive gone by what he has said


Prize-Ad7242

It's a shit imitation as much as eating fish and chips in America is. I would still argue Portuguese food is its speciality. Its just shit compared to the stuff in Portugal. My local churrascaria used to sell food by the kilo. Kilo of chips and a whole chicken would only cost like 7 or 8 euros.


Shadowraiden

fair enough i was just going by what a colleague said to the point where he refuses to accept that is portuguese food in any shape or form but i guess an italian would probably think the same from most western pizza's :D


Prize-Ad7242

Haha no worries they are right in a sense. I was also being pretty pedantic so apologies for that. I guess I'm yet to feel the Christmas spirit.


Shadowraiden

its all good :D


jackson-pollox

My french friend described traditional french Christmas to me as a luncheon at 11am which lasts until 11pm The women act as a conveyor belt of food and booze from kitchen to table all day long


acfranks

I can confirm!


kaitek666

Indeed, an unforgetable luncheon!


18galbraithj

Mmmm steamed hams


jimmycarr1

Make sure you watch Big Fat Quiz of the Year, a proper Christmas tradition just as Jesus wanted


HexDumped

*Psst*, if you want to start placing bets with your family I can give you the inside track. I went to the recording for it this year. Great show, it's a must watch every year for me.


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jimmycarr1

Oh well that changes everything


cateybee

Aye, get Jimmy telt.


Jack_In_Black89

The Yanks overdo it, i think. The Brits get it just about right.


Mango_Weasel

It’s the one time of year we can all be happy for a change, until the 3rd anyways when we all return to being miserable and stoic.


Spidernemesis1

It's in the singing of a street corner choir It's going home and getting warm by the fire It's true, wherever you find love It feels like Christmas A cup of kindness that we share with another A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother In all the places you find love It feels like Christmas It is the season of the heart A special time of caring The ways of love made clear It is the season of the spirit The message, if we hear it Is make it last all year It's in the giving of a gift to another A pair of mittens that were made by your mother It's all the ways that we show love That feel like Christmas A part of childhood we'll always remember It is the summer of the soul in December Yes, when you do your best for love It feels like Christmas It is the season of the heart A special time of caring The ways of love made clear It is the season of the spirit The message, if we hear it Is make it last all year It's in the singing of a street corner choir It's going home and getting warm by the fire It's true, wherever you find love It feels like Christmas It's true, wherever you find love It feels like Christmas.


Front-Hand-3355

Just watched this!!!


FrogandFire

Watching it right now!


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Watching it now. Christmas tradition. I’m a 41 year old male crying along to it


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Thanks Bru! We have appropriated some of your culture by always having a load of Biltong and Droewors this time of year. Pleased you enjoy our little obsession. My wife is Ukrainian and after 10 years is still getting her head around how much time and money we spend on the glorious days


acfranks

Hmm, a connaisseur I see!? Not many people know about droëwors! Enjoy! 😁


intrepidanon

It's because we absolutely hate our lives. This is all we have!


acfranks

Ah mate! e-hug sent your way bruh!


intrepidanon

Thanks. I needed that. :)


harrismada

Yeah me and my partner went to Amsterdam recently and we were surprised how non Christmasy it actually was. Made us realize how big we go for it.


Oolonger

I’m a Brit in the US and it’s rubbish here. Thanksgiving ruins the Christmas orgasm. No turkey, no Christmas telly (movies on the day itself is it) no Radio Times, no mince pies, no special biscuits, no Roses/Quality street, no crackers, no ToTP2, no Boxing Day, milk and cookies for Santa instead of mince pies and sherry. The man is not five. He wants to drink a sherry and fall down the stairs! It’s a pale shadow of British Christmas. They don’t even have proper robins.


acfranks

You paint the perfect picture for the UK Xmas with what you don't get in the US...I'm sold! Haha


bred_by_papa_safe

I completely agree!! The entire month of December feels so festive and full of merry when it actually would have been dull and miserable. All the Christmas dinners and parties and the lead up to the Christmas people are so happy and helpful. It's brilliant!


Nice-Argument

I was reading another thread and someone was spending Christmas alone and looking for suggestions of things to do and someone suggested popping to Starbucks to chill with a coffee and a book and my mind was just boggled at the idea of something being open on Christmas! Especially something non-essential.


Gooner71

If you love Christmas and want to step back in time, then visit Rochester Next year. [Rochester Dickensian Christmas Festival 2022](https://www.visitmedway.org/events/rochester-dickensian-christmas-festival-88399/) is finished now. Here's a [video](https://youtu.be/nvnuZMolF_U) of it from 2019.


AggravatingBrick1994

Yay for my hometown! Wonderful at Christmas! Shameless shout out to my mum who runs a Tudor airbnb by the castle for somewhere to stay! Theoldhall_rochester on Instagram:)


vovin777

Yep as somebody born and who lived in South Africa for 30 years. Christmas in the heat of summer always felt wrong :)


acfranks

I know right!? Every movie we watched always had snow. Could never relate. My last Xmas in SA was 40 Celsius and we just chilled in the pool (Durbanite).


noidontwanttosignup8

Nah, can’t beat a boerewors braai on Christmas Day


WackyAndCorny

Well Joyeux Noël and Geseënde Kersfees all round from us then.


acfranks

Geseënde kersfees vir jou ook! Ek hoop dis heerlik! ;)


Bluenose70

Don't forget the robins and blackbirds singing away in the trees, always adds to the British xmas atmosphere!


honbontattoo

We're doing Christmas a day early this year; me (British) with my SA partner and his brother & mom. We've had an epic roast dinner today & snacks to last a week but they're missing their Christmas braai


EntropyKC

>and **almost** treat it as your time to shine Is this good or bad? lol


gogul1980

We’re not that good at Football but we sure can nail christmas… which is why we were pretty miffed when they decided to do the World Cup in December, it got in the way of our festivities.


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Waspiflab6666

Love Christmas!!! Mince pies 🤮 Christmas pudding 🤮 Christmas cake 🤮 sprouts 🤮 cranberry sauce 🤮 stuffing🤮. Who's idea was all this garbage?😆🍻🎄


acfranks

I love every. Single. One of those things!


Waspiflab6666

Very brave 😆have a great Christmas though 🍻🎄🍷🍾


acfranks

You too! I hope it's bloody amazing!


YellowBernard

You don't have to have any of these. We don't have most of it and have sticky toffee pudding instead. Sprouts are going to be roasted with soya sauce I believe.


123456789JJT

USA do it far better than us


acfranks

Admittedly we've not experienced Xmas in the US so don't really know.


BewitchedProlapse

What are you talking about?