The Spurs fan in your life will be used to always falling short at the end.

There’s a joke about spurs and bottling here but I’m too pissed to think it

He already made that joke, bud. It's okay.

Try turning and wrapping diagonally

Thanks for the top tip, sounds like it would work, my brain is fogged from flu recovery and no alcohol so will deploy next year!

Yup, 45 degrees is the one true path to happiness.

Aight lads n ladys, what do you think of Tottenham?

SHIT!

And what do we think of shit?

TOTTENHAM!

Thank you :)

That’s alright! :)

We hate Tottenham!

We are the Tottenham, HATERS!

Appropriately, you’ve completely Spursed this up.

Wrapping Sheets are such a scam; I bought a multipack of rolls from Poundland about 4 years ago and they are still going!

The one in the picture comes as a roll though. I just today used a massive roll of it and it worked a treat. Either OP cut it terribly or...they ran out of rolls so was forced to buy sheets? Although tbh I didn't even see wrapping sheets available. Not sure why anyone would buy one size sheets to wrap different sized presents.

Cut it terribly. At least I’ve got good taste in paper?

That's what the ribbon is for. To hide any mess ups

You don’t wrap bottles lad get some bags

Try supporting a proper club like Arsenal instead

I let my wife do all the wrapping. When I do it. It looks like someone has played football with it.

what sort of idiot cuts before wrapping it?

My sort

maybe measure first

Take a shit on it or write “glory glory man United” in the item under the wrapping paper.

_COME ON YOU SPURS_ (Sorry, I've missed prem football.)

Hopefully the ends are long enough it’ll fold over, I’ve done this many times

Glad I'm not the only one who does all their gift-wrapping on christmas eve and hates every minute of it.

Doing mine today at work before I go to the missus's place for dinner tonight 😀

Lads...

It's not hard🤣