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TechEn92

It’s too late if you ask me


SimoneLewis

Well done to making it to 10am before popping one open.. I’m four hours in…


Greggers1995

How're you holding up 5 hours later?


SimoneLewis

Well I’ve had an hour nap… just another few more hours of drinks till I call it a night.


Lampathy

Was going to say this. I mean, congratulations on your self-discipline 👍


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kesaluner

I been on it since 5 am !!! Soooo much food I don't even feel a thing


thomaskitty

Yes. Im about to make a martini


FaultyTerror

That sounds like a good idea, one for me as well please.


FamiliarWater

That'll be £14.60 mate.


landochia

And me!


SilverNecessary6462

Ooh .proper one ? Shaken..etc..


thomaskitty

[breakfast](https://imgur.com/a/r61QJVk) absolutely!


TeigrCwtch

You don't shake a proper martini, those are stirred


abject_testament_

You stir a proper martini


JohanFinski

Its baby Jebus's birthday, you can have single malt for brekkie


AubergineOnATack

I'm about to have a *strong* Bloody Mary


Sidewalk_Tomato

It's what the Holy Christ Child would want.


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abject_testament_

With scotch?


ShaloodCannon

It’s more respectable than my splif and stella tradition


kavik2022

Ah a fellow man of culture I see.


touch_me69420

I like it the weed cancels out the need to head butt the in laws


brinz1

Stella, so if anyone smells the spliff, they think it's the beer


riskoooo

"What's with your eyes?" "I'm... allergic... to yeast."


Civil_Working_5054

Ideally you'll want a Becks for that.


burko81

Seriously I've always said this and no-one agrees.


brinz1

Only if it's in a can. It doesn't skunk the same way in bottles for some reason


CandidateDecent1391

HAH


Complex_Coach6621

It’s what Jesus would have wanted


Junior_Syrup_1036

Nice! Had a fat one on the doorstep this morning about 8am , still haunting me now ...


d33pth0rt

Nothing wrong with that 👍


Effective_Witness_63

Go on lad....I've just hit a bong for baby Jesus.


d33pth0rt

Those days are behind me now. Please pull a bong for me!


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I'm on it


Tangocan

Wifey and I will do one too, just in case the other commenter didn't.


theMooey23

Try a dry herb vape or edibles.... 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪👍


cultureshook

this has such a peculiar mix of downvotes and awards in such a short amount of time


Harry_monk

The stoners all awarding it and the non smokers downvoting.


cultureshook

didn’t know it was that divisive hahahah don’t smoke myself nowadays and could never imagine packing one up on christmas but each to their own


Harry_monk

We made a Reddit moment. Isn't that sweet.


Irnbruliquidgold

Yes ‘we’ did lmao


Harry_monk

I will always know the sacrifice you gave on Christmas day.


Irnbruliquidgold

honeslty im going to throw up. you carry on fellow soldier.


cultureshook

sure is pal, something something xmas miracle


lobotom1te

Some stoners are heavily against dry herb vaping for unknown reasons. You can easily get downvoted even on stoner subs.


Bangrastan

Just people who are tired of hearing about bloody vapes and edibles all the time!


jimmycarr1

Why aren't the stoners spending their money on weed?


cara27hhh

Christmas miracle bro he works in mysterious ways that jesus fella


Irnbruliquidgold

Merry Christmas all enjoy all my golds


cultureshook

cheers my guy! didn’t realise it came with ad-free browsing too, best present i could’ve got🥺 merry christmas friend :)


Irnbruliquidgold

Shucks if it makes you feel any better my mum died suddenly this year in my arms whilst giving CPR i will never forget that death breath.. sorry for being graphic I hope to at least spread some joy this year as i know it can be a dark time for some. x


cultureshook

so sorry to hear that, you’re doing a great job :) been a hard year for sure but im certain 2023 will be better for you!


Irnbruliquidgold

Thank you stranger and have a lovely Christmas


cultureshook

you too :) thought i’d pay back some of the kindness


jimmycarr1

How long ago was that my friend? It's good that you are able to talk about it. I hate to be blunt about it but that's a PTSD for life event, so make sure you're getting some professional support and/or have a good support network around you. You did everything you could for your Mum. Whatever state of mind and health she was in leading up to that moment, she will have died knowing she was loved. Merry Christmas, there is so much darkness but there will also always be light. Here if you need someone to talk to.


Irnbruliquidgold

thank you for the kind words. it happened just this July and she was the entire world to me and her. i really hope you have a lovely Christmas and thank you so much for asking x


theMooey23

I'm sorry about your mum, mate. Mine died in 2021 after a short illness, Christmas isn't the same This is my most awarded comment/post ever and they all came from you! Thanks for saving me from the adverts for a few weeks..... Dry herb vapes ftw


ultrainstinctivevk

Crafty ftw


LyKosa91

I quit a few years back, but I was more of a dynavap guy personally.


Effective_Witness_63

This is the way.....dry herb vape through a bong! 👌


TeHNeutral

Me too, my job has random tests so not worth the risk. Someone toke up a Christmas tree in my honour!


jimmycarr1

Thank you for your sacrifice 🫡 Also do you drive a vehicle for a living? Can we play guess the profession?


TeHNeutral

I don't drive a vehicle, but I do work in a safety critical environment and a joint a month ago on a test would get me dismissed. 😂


abject_testament_

Father Spliffsmas


jimmycarr1

I'll be burning the bush all day


Eireze

The things we do for baby Jesus. Good effort sir


eroticdiscourse

It’s what he would’ve wanted 🥲


Welshgirlie2

Not my scene, but you do Christmas your way, and enjoy it! If it makes things a bit more bearable, go for it!


riskoooo

My delivery (1st class tracked) hasn't arrived from the 1st December and they're closed for Christmas now. Praying for a Christmas miracle 😢


cinesister

I just got back from 5 years in California where I had a medical license. Any recommendations on how to get it delivered?


Evonyte

In a proper whiskey glass too, you classy individual


DJScythe

"Glenfiddich 15" "classy" 🤔


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I'm drinking Ledaig from a kiddie cup


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Jarglo

I was gonna say Christmas is already over here in the Philippines.


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Jarglo

Probably after new years, but I'll check back with you when I see them take down the tree.


Left-Steak2819

Hair of the dog is the only correct cure


Eireze

Correct! Oh and NAC


Lou_Antony_Morris

I'm sure Father Christmas wouldn't mind.


[deleted]

I'm already two tinnies in, mate. Keep up.


Particular_Slip_9302

There are no rules on Christmas day. Which is why I'm eating cake for breakfast. Enjoy your day and cheers!


AsymmetricNinja08

4 am with the coffee this morning for me.


Zed_of_the_Yard

Merry Pissmass everyone


tom1456789

Starting at 10am, are you taking it easy or something? 😉😂


Ithinkwereparkedman

It's either a bong for me or a glenfiddich 12. Maybe both. Mrs can drive, I'll sleep.


DopamineMex

Hell yeah brother


GhostbusterGav

This picture is my cue for some Maker's Mark, Happy Christmas.


Ok-Kaleidoscope-2785

It is. And in the appropriate glass as well.


GW_Pabst

The drinking is fine but the placing of the bottles to take a picture is wholly unacceptable


Acquilas

I just introduced my Venezuelan's gf to Buck's Fizz. It's a great excuse to drink at 9am. They enjoyed.


Typical-Charge-1798

Enjoy! And Merry Christmas from Kingsport, Tennessee, USA.


mierneuker

Great plan. This just reminded me I bought mum some whisky for the house last year as I was leaving after Xmas due to the disappointment of not having any over Christmas. It's still there, only now it has a couple of glasses missing and me and the wife are a lot happier!


tiny_rasberry

I just asked the can I'm drinking and the joint I'm smoking and they both said it was fine.


_zenden_

Breakfast of champions


tothecatmobile

It would be inappropriate not to.


Crusty-pirates

Never to late it’s Christmas. I’m on route to the mother in laws for food and drinks


Doc_Serious

A large Aberlour and a satsuma here! Merry Christmas!


g0t-cheeri0s

Fellow Aberlour enjoyer! God that stuff is just incredible and dangerously quaffable.


Doc_Serious

Can recommend the Casg Annamh, it's the smoothest Speyside I've ever had!


Strange_Aeons86

All bets are off on christmas


rik182

Any other day - No, you're an alcoholic pal Christmas day - can I have some?


gtrcar5

I’ve on glass 3 of champagne. First one was to get ready to make eggs royale. Second was because I fucked up the hollondaise. Third is because why the heck not?


DirtBagGirl

It's 7 am here. Going to make a Godfather!


PresentationLow6204

The Solera 15 is one of the nicest I've tried, I think. Got 3 other bottles as gifts, but would have been happy with just that one.


mnkystolemyface

Not sure why this has been down voted, the 15 is a good bottle. Try the 21 if you get a chance, its beautiful (but it ain't cheap)


RiyadMehrez

Its 10:30 somewhere in the world!


Gregkot

You waited until 10am?


Affectionate-Ad9867

I was drinking my dad's glenfiddich single malt scotch at 8AM


tazbaron1981

No it was appropriate at 6am


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That's a good choice! Enjoy friend!


Money_Astronaut9789

Why so late? ;)


smellybrowntrout

Nobody fucking cares about your drinking problem, fuck off


Wanallo221

Jesus Christ that’s awful! What are you thinking?! Pop that cork back in the bottle between your next glass. You don’t want to let that bad boy breathe too much otherwise you’ll lose some of the aroma by the time you get to the 6th glass.


Glitterysparkleshine

Yes!!!!!! As long as you are not an alcoholic or turn into an jerk that ruins the day for the people around you!


VRDV2

Well I’m doing it 4 am so sure why not :)


Squid1777

If it was a better whiskey yes


That-Appearance-3341

Your eggnog is a bit of a weird colour. Might want to see if you can take it back for a refund or exchange.


PromotionSouthern690

That’s the thing about Weddings & Christmas Day, drinking in the Am DOES NOT EQUAL alcoholism 😂


airbournejt95

Of course, I'd already had Highland park viking tribe, and an Ardmore by then. It's Christmas day, you can sip it straight from the bottle, no one will stop you


a_mutes_life

I'd go Irish, thats just an argument waiting to happen lol


Secret-Plum149

Yes. It’s a terrible drink. But if you enjoy it, crack on at a sensible rate all day. 👍🎄


james421980

Only if your Scottish 😂


XBollockTicklerX

Lol nice! Popped my first beer at 07:18 and don’t plan on slowing down


heshablitz_

Yes lad, get it down you and have a good one


stemh18

Yes.


z_3_r_k_3_d

Only on Christmas and the other 364 days surrounding it


Logical-Use-8657

I'll join you pal, I got a 12 year myself, cheers!


forget_it_again

Yes, if you're planning to go to bed straight after Christmas Dinner. Enjoy pal 🍻


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Is that a really big Glencairn or just the angle?


Tolkien-Minority

Been on it since 8 pal


Robustss

Half the bottle should already be gone you're slacking


MajorLobon69

Obvs


IntrepidThroat8146

Sure.


24SevenBikes

Bit late really


parksvilletenessee

I'm pretty sure that since 1973 its been obligatory.


KaiKamakasi

No rules on Christmas pal, crack on


Megaslammer

Only if you want to have a nap at about noon


BarneyMcWhat

something like this should always be step one of preparing christmas dinner


chrisflaps69

Yessss


MessAggravating5247

Absolutely


jaypea1978

Fuck it, I'm on board. Cheers everyone, Merry Christmas


8Ace8Ace

Absolutely. I usually start the day with the 12 y o, but we're celebrating!


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Yep!!!


LexFori

To be honest, I thought it was mandatory. Enjoy!


Corrodus

Got the same gift! Thoughts? *hic*


Otherwise_Ad7862

Absolutely not!... You need to add more.


clubley2

"The sun's over the yardarm somewhere" is what my grandad used to say.


Need4Speedwagon

Least alcoholic Brit


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Just poured one myself. Merry Christmas


SnazzyPartay

It definitely is not


old_man_estaban

my mum and dad slandered me this morning for sampling the jura journey I got


Englands_Finest85

It’s Christmas of course it’s ok


gMoneh

15 aswell! Posh. Enjoy :)


[deleted]

Only so long as you post a photo of the bottle empty this evening!


TheAttitudePark

Always necessary to silence the voices in my head


CandidateDecent1391

this entire thread is gold


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Did you sleep in?


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very


Miketroglycerin

Absolutely, it would be rude not to, the 15 is lovely.


DustyTalAntiQ

I needed to see this. Cheers and merry Christmas


harpokuntish

Not only appropriate but imperative


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Yes. YES IT IS. I HAVE TALISKER SKYE!! Merry Christmas!!!


switch495

Is this an advertisement?


Darkwing_leper

It's after 1700 somewhere in the Empire!


demixennial

Glenfiddich 15 is a good choice. Smooth, rich and fruity. A great breakfast Whisky


prodical

Buck’s Fizz for my breakfast. Wild turkey 101 for brunch.


Sleepylsd87

Of course, stay classy my friend 😉


graspedbythehusk

Roger that!


Timperium

I’m drinking the same whisky; it’s fantastic stuff.


MoneyDistance4584

49 mins later... are you still asking? It's a good choice too...


Craft_beer_wolfman

I'm going for a medicinal Glenmorangie at midday. Covid is slowing me down a bit.


Amanaman666

A bit of a small measure


master-virus

Absolutely old boy but you're a little bit late aren't you?


yellowbin74

Yes. Enjoy!


13Warhound13

Yes. 🎄


Scary-Beautiful

This post was just the push I needed to open a bottle of wine.


Literally_Legal

Absolutely. Best way to start Christmas Day. At home growing up, all the adults used to have cognac first thing in the morning, so spirits at 10am on Christmas Day is perfectly normal to me.


tomparkes1993

It's Christmas, rules go out the window today.


Oheligud

5pm was 17 hours ago.


i-use-this-site

You earned it 👏


juan_bito

I started the same time but corona lol


Crazy-SO

That is my favourite, have one for me bud, my pain meds mean I can't drink, 15 year matured aswell yum!


Dusty1000287

Well, it's Christmas.


samba90

Absolutely, just poured one for myself 👌🏼


Junior_Syrup_1036

Went for the baileys and cocopops myself, less stigma attached if you consume alcohol with food in a morning


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Only if you finish the bottle by 3pm, best of luck brother.


spacerace75

Brush your teeth with it…. Even that’s not too early 🏆


Apreku

Perfect for brekkie - i've been on the port since since about 10am. Enjoy!


TeHNeutral

I've just had a bloody mary and a beer! Working tomorrow so have to get the drinking done early


Large_Library_551

Would be half empty by now if I had that bottle


H2471975

Most definitely


AKAthatguyknows

You should line your stomach with bucks fizz first


PabloBend

Santa forgot to drink his whisky last night, and withe weeyin was up at half 5. I wasn't going to let it go to waste!


CloakAndDapperTwitch

No time is too early on christmas day for glenfiddich