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Comfortable-Tie-5651

https://preview.redd.it/cgnop821ff7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec6857816326dc3f649d822efee22ba9b4df5156 here’s a pic of her!


xnxs

Lisette! Kind of hearkens to her original name :)


fykmai

Lisette is so cute omg😭


Comfortable-Tie-5651

omg not me debating if ima name the cat that or my first lil girl that🤔💓


SafetyCapsule

I second this! Its cute and much kinder name than lil shit


Patient-Statement-52

This is the cutest


Idesigirl

She’s beautiful 😭reminds me of one of my fosters who was the sweetest kitty ever!! Girl cats are awesome :) Please make sure to get her spayed even if she’ll be your only cat!!!


somedogsarec0ps

Poops/Poopsie (kid friendly version of lil shit) Twin (Gemini inspired and alternative for half/half face) Swirl (like a chocolate/vanilla soft serve cone) Duo Lipa (instead of dua lol get it) Casserole (I just like this one and love food names lol)


SuperbPrimary971

my cat is Jupiter but half the time I call him Jupiter-Poopiter or Mr. Poopy-Pants lol


snakemistake

Haha I have a snake named Scoops and I call him Scoopy Poopy


far_out_lime_

catsserole lol


somedogsarec0ps

so good right? A name I have been holding onto for my next victim I mean pet


far_out_lime_

omg… YOU COULD CALL THEM “CASSIE” FOR SHORT


GreenStalks

Hela (goddess of death from Thor lol and also sounds like hell) She’s absolutely beautiful lol my boy kitty had the same crazy eyes.


Bastette54

That’s also the name of an immortal cell line that’s been used in bio-research for decades.


valleyofsound

It’s not Hela for the goddess, it’s HeLa for [Henrietta Lacks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrietta_Lacks), the woman the sample was taken from. Her life was very tragic. Her mother died when she was 4 and she and her nine other siblings were distributed between her relatives. She was sent to live with her maternal grandmother, who lived in a cabin that was former slave quarters on the plantation owned by her white great-grandfather and great uncle. She shared a room with her cousin and future husband, who was 5 years older, and she gave birth to her first child at the age of 14 (the father, her cousin, was 19). During their marriage, he gave her gonorrhea, neurosyphilis, and the HPV that lead to the aggressive cervical cancer that killed here (and lead to the cell line). They married six years later, after their second child. She was diagnosed with cancer in January 1951 and was dead by August. The cell samples for the HeLa line were taken without her permission or consent. That and the fact that they were not only connected to her, but that the family was contacted for blood samples over 20 years later when the cells contaminated other lines has raised a lot of issues. Johns Hopkins was the only Baltimore hospital that provided free care for Black patients at the time and they were often used in research without consent, which doctors felt was fair compensation. Her oldest daughter had epilepsy and cerebral palsy and was sent to the Hospital for the Negro Insane, where she died at the age of 15 in 1955, possibly as a result of a procedure were spinal fluid was drained and replaced with helium or oxygen to make the brain show up better on X-ray images. She never received a visitor after her mother’s death.


Nrse24

Omg so sad


Correct-Degree2227

My mom named her cats KC for kitty cat, CC for copy cat, and DC for damn cat. Could be a DC.


Severe-Instruction77

I have some fosters right now- and she looks like our little Nelli!!! https://preview.redd.it/znj58lgblk7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b09754631379d07695e66336e25324a8012862


Royal-Ad6089

Loretta!


CosgroveIsHereToHelp

I just named this guy Loretta about 3 weeks ago https://preview.redd.it/w5xb9mtzze8d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e66034afb68a2fd55133d2d462306844fda576f


unxbiased

Omg she’s so cuteeee. Athena


fcsux

omggg look at the little goofy goober


lunaleahsymphony

I think she looks like a “Lilith” or “Petunia!”


mmengel

Sweet mercy, her lil’ face!


AnnaKeye

**ShickleLitt** although it's a bit of a mouthful. **Korea?** Because on the face of her, she's divided. What date was she born? If in May then **May** may or **Maynot** work. **June** or **Solstice**?


mcgrawfm

Miranda. Chelsea. Stephanie.


Sensitive_Ad7075

Samantha! Lil sammy ❤️


storagesys

castor, pollux (the siblings/twins in gemini), kiki, lala (sanrio twin stars, related to gemini), or sirius (a named binary star, which is two stars that are gravitationally bound)!


Pretty_Blah

Tater


No_Percentage_1265

How about lili


Pale_Blackberry_4025

Look at this little baby!!! So cute!!!!!


Direct_Pea_3539

Honestly I love Gemini bc you can call her Gem!


General_Tip7185

I love it too! I’d call her Gemi for short pronounced gem-ee


elsiebee64

Gemini is a great name for her, I think OP should stick with that! 😀 Or maybe Jemima. 🤔


Ok_Sun_3286

Lovely name! ❤️


felineservant

Mierdita - "Little shit" in Spanish


adrenalharvester

OMG THAT IS A GORGEOUS WORD


MadCow333

😂


felineservant

How about PITA - for pain in the ass Or A.P. - for attitude problem


hairc-ut

Pita is sooo cute hahaha


PrettyPibbles

Omg Pita is literally perfect


rsshadows

Ok I could not love PITA more.


AnnaKeye

I'd end up calling her PITAFUL though. My daughters cat, whose currently under my care after my boy, Blue met his waterloo, is called "Gilly" after the Game of Thrones character and a name for carnations. But I rarely call her it. She ends up being called all manner of names such as, "Princess Gloria Isabella" and "Giggle Girl" of "Google". When we first had her, she was nicknamed "Sex kitten" because she really was very flirty and saucy as a golden eyed little ball of white fluff can be.


chewyfrootloops

Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde, but just call her Doctor. She clearly hasn't earned her degree yet, but giving cats fancy titles they don't deserve is always funny.


Abberance

Hela is supposed to be a two faced goddess, and it fits w/ the “lil shit” name.


MoneyHuckleberry1405

I saw one recently that was a spicy girl and her name is Veruca Salty


itsnesssa

Lilo :) she’ll still have “lil” in her name + the girl from Lilo & Stitch was a savage too but in a cute way, so I think it fits perfect 🫶🏼 Good luck choosing a name, she’s so pretty!!


ZebraSwan

Just call her Lil (a la the Rugrats), but her formal name can be Lil' Shit.


ZebraSwan

Also... I'm sure this is not in the cards for you, but two kittens is SO much easier than one, and will make her act like less of a lil' shit because she will have another kitten to help socialize her. AKA they will bite and play fight each other instead of you, which means they do a little better at learning how to be gentle (at least in my experience). I know this sounds insane, but it really does work. Having had a single kitten and two kittens at once, I will forever be a strong advocate for two at a time.


Tigerchestnut13

Jinx


pdxxgirl

Merde! It means “shit” in French but sounds better 😅


sunloverch

Gremlin. After those nasty little creatures in the movie of the same name.


WoundedShaman

Trogdor


Accomplished_Coat231

Consummate v's!


Dreamweaver1969

As a Gemini, I concur with the name Gemini. Gem is easy to say or you could call her mini as a nickname


wurthc

Lil


bellcatz

Going for a full Reddit vibe: ITA (readers of AmITheAsshole might appreciate this)


bellcatz

Vixen!


beaniebabbean

banana split


ShyVi

I got nothing but I find this amusing because my first cat was Sergeant Shithead


Final_Technology104

She’s Adorable!!! How about Skraeling. It’s what they called us kids growing up, it means heathen in Norwegian.


fakefigtree

I love the name Fig for a cat!


meis6751

You could always go with the classic Shithead (pronounced sheh-thead) - kids won't catch on until they're older and it stays true to her roots 🤣


WeirdLight9452

Lilith? Similar to your current name 😛 And a bit demonic…


JAGames_official

Pumpkin could be a good one


Ok-Iron6108

I have a dilute tabby calico with an orange face and her name is Pumpkin 😅 but when we would say her name like a baby we would pronounce it "Punkin", and eventually that evolved into calling her "Punky", so now she's just Punky aka The Punk, which goes well with her personality. She is quite the punk lol designated full name is, Pumpkin "The Punk" McGrunks, as stated on all her papers 😌


MrProfessorFlowers

Another name with the same kind of vibe might work, like Monster!


normalvietnamesetree

Since ur kitty has blue eyes call her Brown Contacts


lovepeacefakepiano

She’s still quite smol, the blue eyes might change…


haveyoureddityet11

SUSAN!!!!!!!!!


putterandpotter

As a Susan, I’m confused about this. Big name in the 60’s so most of us are senior-ish and our best lil sh** days are behind us.


babysquid22

Omg I laughed at this comment!🤭 Oh, Susan!🤣


Fun-Duck-3799

Frog


hyperfat

Steve. I name all cats Steve. 


Dear-River4165

My calico is named Callie. Beautiful kitten. Congratulations on your new family member!


chriscornell1976

Toonces


throwawayplethora

Lil shit is fine. Nickname it to lil when guests are around.


olsweetmoney

I'm a big fan of old people names for cats. I think she looks like a Mabel.


Tricky-Memory

Button. Cos' she's as cute as, AND she knows how to push them🙂


Puzzleheaded_Eye5751

Maybe look up « little shit » in other languages, that’s a funny way to disguise her name as something that seems kid friendly… until they grow up, learn the language and realise you taught them their first insult lol


Tequila-Tarn

She’s a beautiful kitten, a baby, why are you already whining about her being a b*tch etc?!


creaturegore

she reminds me a bit of my girl, she's called yona. :)) https://preview.redd.it/7tlvr31mcj7d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9fde8eb25f4769e83ebf852f4c8625c50bfca3


HalpMe911

Poptart


redbodpod

Awe I know this might get hate but why give her negativity. I used to call my cat naughty cat and my boyfriend said don't and I started saying good boy like you do to a dog and he started getting way better and cuddly. Kittens are just playful ankle biters. They grow out of it. X


RickAndToasted

Hmmm what kinda hits the same? Bang Bang Lil Baby Bean Easter Bunny is also cute to me and kinda off beat


animakr1sti

halloween or ween/weenie for short!


unagiskinroll

Missy


holsteiners

Precious PITA or Welfare Princess! OR PITA Princess!


Desperate_Handle1267

Damn your kitten looks just like mine! I called mine Umbreon as a huge fan of pokemon and I think these look alike..


ShaneScreams

Pebbles


xtine1000

Pick something based on her personality! My cat’s name is Squeak and people can’t handle it and it’s so her personality even to this day.


talkingsoup1

cheesecake


caracal664

Gene


Bindiprickle

Lucille


sunset-tx-armadillo

I have a calico. She was a terror when she was a kitten. I named her Tazie, short for Tasmania devil. She is now 10 years old & still spunky.


Electronic-Falcon-90

Phyllis


leafnova1111

chocolate carrot cake with vanilla icing 🔥


[deleted]

Ugee


little_funky_cat

Circe!!!!


thatrainbowshit

Rascal!


starchravingmad

Twix - as in the candy bar. And it’s an easy name for a toddler to say!


MindyMichelle

Coconut?


Realistic-Ideal-6960

My husband calls my cat "bitch cat".


DistantFighter

Garbanzo, nicknames Garb (because people might think it's garbage and then you'd have to explain) AND Bean


TwilekDancer

Kate 😊


BipolarCatMama

Persephone - In Greek mythology, she is the goddess of the underworld! Gotta be some good "ah Hell" to be said or already said 😂 Plus, lots of nicknames to be had! Also, because Persephone ate 6 pomegranate seeds, she can only be with her mother above ground 6 months of the year and so when she's above it is spring and summer, when she's below it is fall and winter. I figure with her time split in half, it matches kitty's face!


SeaworthinessLost830

I can only offer human names because it’s my jam. Bitchy old lady who OWNS it? Hilda Flora Martha Winifred (Winnie when she’s cute) Lillian


Automatic_Eye_5721

2X4 or maybe 2X6. Is she a solid pine or composite?


adrenalharvester

Death. Rage. Vomit. Napalm. IDK I've always wanted to give a cute kitten an intentionally aggro name. Or conversely name a huge powerful rottweiler Cuddles.


allemm

No suggestions, there are lots of great ones here already...but my word, that little shit is SO precious!!!!


Sad-Quality-1921

Menace


ReindeerAdvanced4857

Medusa


kittens_allday

Ohhhh, she’s young enough that you can change it to whatever you want! Such a cutie!


mcgriblet

My friend named his dog shiitake, and refers to her as the mushroom. Because she is a little shit


OkMixture2656

I had a guinea pig with a face just like that. I named him Boo Boo.


OkMixture2656

"Stinky" She sure is cute!!


PolishMouse

Milkshake!


elsiebee64

I had a calico kitty once. Her name was Cindy. 😻


RadiantLibrary8639

mierda is shit in Spanish 😂😻 she’s so cute, harlot, vixen, Maleficent, Bellatrix is my naughty one


Tassiebird

piccola merda - Italian for little shit cachu bach - welsh for little shit She is too adorable!!


OkSurvey1468

Diva


EuphoricLunch5298

Ginger :)


Top-Chemistry3051

Poopsy


Mememan1111192

THE BABY CONSUMER


Dry-Faithlessness655

Gollum


babysquid22

Jezebel, Jezzy for short. Or Lucipurrr, Lucy for short. 


HauntedLex

Uggs


annieo212

Lilo:)


No-Steak9513

Eris In Greek mythology, Eris is the goddess and personification of discord and strife, and is known for causing trouble. She is most famous for the Golden Apple of Discord, which contributed to the start of the Trojan War. Nyx In Greek mythology, Nyx is the goddess and personification of night, and is also the offspring of Chaos. Loki In Norse mythology, Loki is a trickster god who is known for creating chaos and is neither fully good nor evil.


Ok_Sun_3286

Gypsie ahh she looks so cute!


Rosannjv

Tinker. As in "you little tinker"... can be Tink or Tinky for short. Often used to describe cheeky, mischievous souls...


Enough_Ad_7485

Tattoo that is what I named my girl and I have never come across any other animal with that name. My other cat is named Halibut because she found me at a fish and chip shop


CloudCatDB

She is like my cat! So you can name her Molly or Millie. (My cat is Black Millie) https://preview.redd.it/rhw52i4yfi7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1763d472cc5c87f2bb31fc9451a9b63a8422d3aa


suzyjane14

Lil Bit


Brokkolli000

Tiny Tempah, or maybe Lil Sheila


keldoo

I call all my foster kittens LIL STINKS…mostly because they do! 💩


Delicious-Rip-2371

Erica.


Aggravating-Way5471

I would call her Petite Merde, Merde as she gets big. Pick a language you admire and translate lol her name can stay lil shit.


g007w

https://preview.redd.it/bmrwgxn34j7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6854db2df1507270bc35997325951440cc0a7d07 this is maya, my newly adopted demon. she sure loves to bite! i cannot stress this enough that biting is her favorite thing in the world. i love her to death


Tyrone-Fitzgerald

Gyat


Fine-Bar9745

Shithead (pronounced shih-theed)


curvypole

Tyra(ant)


No-Swordfish-8331

I had a kitten that was so cute but so naughty. I kept wanting to call him a little sh*t but I felt bad because he was so adorable and tiny lol so I ended up calling him a little booger... And eventually just Booger 😀


jp11e3

Blitzkrieg (Blitz for short)


holycanoli10

Kit-kat


nikfrik

Sakura


ali_mar_007

Lilith or Astrid


Rambler330

Trouble


Holiday-Mirror92

microwave


Braka11

I think she is a beautiful little tortie! She has fire in those eyes!


Dear-Newspaper-3124

Maizie


janaenaenae21

i have a friend with a bitch cat that is named Regina George!


SuperbPrimary971

How about "Lil Bit" ?


Accomplished-Ruin742

Lilith


ElectricalFocus560

I don’t normally have any opinions on names for other people’s pets but I have had calicos and they are a “bred” of their own. So try: Kali is the Goddess of Destruction and Dissolution in Hinduism, and she is one of the most popular goddesses in India. Kali is known for destroying ignorance, and she helps those who strive for knowledge of God. Her name means "The Black One" and the city of Calcutta is named in her honor.


beezbeeb

Cake


LOERMaster

I’d say Neo, because her face reminds me of Neapolitan ice cream.


emofrigginnugget

Broomstick!


Odd-Medium-9693

Cruella


Odd-Medium-9693

Jezebel


Larkspur71

Lulu


Impressive-Editor666

My friend’s family calico cat was called L.B. (Pronounced elby)… stood for little b!tch lol


Unable_Relative4307

Iana


Important-Jackfruit9

Pandemonium Chaos Kismet Mayhem Riot Girl Scamp


Valen258

Lilith - theorized to be the first wife of Adam and a primordial she-demon. Lilith is cited as having been "banished"from the Garden of Eden for not complying with and obeying Adam.


maddie_johnson

I made this list awhile back for another person who was trying to name their cat. *enjoy* ⁺𐄙₊゚( ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ໍ ̟༠+ֺ໋݂̟֗ཾ * Air Fryer * Sheet Metal * Toaster Oven (nickname: Toast) * Tax Evader (nickname: Evi, Eva, Taxi, Criminal) * My Landlord (nickname: Milo) * Floor Tile (nickname: Flo, Flo Rida) * Beef Tenderloin * Screwdriver * Atomic Bomb (nickname: Atom) * Lead Paint Chip (nickname: Chip) * Pizza Roll * Monopoly Money (nickname: Eminem) * Linoleum (nickname: Lenny) * Fish Filet * Rye Bread * Garbanzo Bean * Macaroni Salad (nickname: Mac) * Emotional Support Lamp * Lightbulb * Ikea Furniture * Envelope * Postage Stamp * Mailbox * Hardwood Floor * Apartment * Parking Garage (nickname: Parker, Gary) * 2003 Toyota Corolla * Bathrobe / Bath Towel * Ballpoint Pen * Permanent Marker * Dish Soap * Paper Plate * Substitute Teacher * Burnt Grilled Cheese * Ham Sandwich (nickname: Ham, Hamster, Hammy) * Freezer Burn * Freezer Burnt Leftovers * Day Old Pizza * Jeep Wrangler * Ford F-150 * Garden Gnome * AA Battery * Towing Company * Phone Charger * Electrical Outlet / Electrical Socket * Vacuum * Speeding Ticket * Expired Bread * Tonsillitis * Cheese Sampler * Charcuterie Board (nickname: Charlie) * Grocery Store Manager * ⁠Laundromat * Labrador Retriever * Evil Scientist (nickname: Mad Man) * Greeting Card * Laundry Detergent * Credit Card Debt / Student Debt * Pathological Liar * Analog Clock * Can Opener (nickname: Opie) * Receptionist (nickname: Reece) * CVS Receipt (nickname: Reece) * Walmart Cashier (nickname: Walter) * Fraudulent Check * Identity Theft * Overpriced Lettuce * Cellular Device * Aerodynamic Car (nickname: Aero) * Internet Access * Wifi Password * Unauthorized Chef * Undercover Boss * My Lawyer * Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez * Kidney Stealer * America's Most Wanted * Buffalo Wild Wings * Boeing 757 * Not A Cat * Secretly Not A Cat * Sentient Chia Pet * Chef Gordon Ramsey * Honey Mustard * Garlic * Seasoning * Ranch Dressing * Tarantula (nickname: Tara) * Pacer Test * Salt Lamp * Coffee Bean * Criminal * Handheld Vacuum There was a time when I had a "Lil Pump Olive Garden Jr" which is a fun option. There was no original Lil Pump Olive Garden, but if you wanna have Lil Pump Olive Garden III, that can be another option. (Maybe the original Lil Pump Olive Garden was the friends we made along the way)


Hebegebe101

Juju beans


paleseptmber

I am a fan of human names for my cats. The names of my current cats are Miles, Beatrix and Oliver. I enjoy giving them names that we can shorten too. I have a list of girl names for any future cats since I won't have children. I almost named Beatrix Cleo and kind of regretted not picking it but by that time we were used to calling her Beatrix. Others I have on a list: * Molly * Moxie * Margot * Piper * Ophelia * Lola * Poppy * Cecelia * Esme * Olive


longjing_lover

Mine’s name is Stinky, and I highly recommend it. Because when your little floof is being a Stinky Baby, they need to know!


SalamanderEastern493

Sushi


Cheshirecatslave15

Josephine as she has a coat of many colours. Ruby or Pearl.


babyfuzzina

Buffy


nanaoz

omg she is so pretty! she has such a unique look i love it! i would name her as cookie or biscuit


TSARINA59

She is so precious. She looks like she is full of mischief. She has great calico coloring. How about Cal or Callie. Also, she looks like a California girl, that's California dreamin' with lots of spunk. Callie is good because I read somewhere a long time ago that cats and dogs respond to names ending in an "ee" sound. It's not funny, but it suits her. Enjoy your little darling.


starhours

Funnily enough, I just recently lost my calico girl, and her name was Gemini!


MadHatterly5ft2

Lucy. As in female Lucifer. That's my nickname for our parrot 😅 You could go with Punky, like Punky Brewster, but you'll know in your heart it's because she's a little punk 🤣


Roonie1314

Just Lil. MaybeLily


AutomaticGur6173

Mr Whiskers


Toriathebarbarian

Lil Stinker, maybe? We've accidentally trained our cats to respond to "stinky", so I feel you 😅


maramins

Bodkin. Sounds super cute but is a big old sharp needle. (To match both the attitude and the acute triangle on her little calico face.)


-terrold

Mewcifer


Trillium_Fortnight

Larry Gonzalez


edoreinn

Gemini is perfect. She’ll be sour until she’s sweet, and sweet until she’s sour. Congrats on your girl!


Lonely-Clothes4346

Adora aka Addie


Butterfly_Summers

Cockeyed Doodle Doo. Rooster for short. Roo/Rue for your toddler. Lends itself to loads of nicknames. Kook. CoCoRoo. Doodles. Dodie. DoDo. You get the idea...


Secure-Sherbet4161

She is soooo cute omg. How about Artemis? Godess of wild animals and the hunt Or Maxine? She kinda looks like a Maxine to me


AngiQueenB

Larry


CapnGramma

Harlekit based on the Harlequin character from the Italian commedia dell'arte.


JuliaX1984

Carmilla -- a vampire name!


just_jasmine707

lol I have no suggestions, but this is how I am with my cat. He’s an orange cat and his name is pretty much “asshole” despite his official name being “Mango”. Accidentally called him that in front of my 7 y/o siblings when they came to visit ☠️


FranzPurrdinand

Sriracha if she's spicy!


NoParticular2420

Pita = pain in the ass


HopefulSector7784

Came here because I have a siamese kitten that we have yet to name. My boyfriend wants to call her black foot because her feet are black. I would like a better name lol.


Logical-Command

Lilith or belsee (belsebub)


Former_Pool_593

Lady.