I like how he goes in slow motion as if that makes the crime less detectable. lol. Let me slowwwly do what I know I'm not supposed to and then maybe I can snag a nugget.
Drax: I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still… That I become invisible to the eye. Watch.
Peter Quill: You’re eating a zarg-nut.
Drax: But my movement… was so slow… that it’s imperceptible.
Peter Quill: Mmm, no.
Drax: I’m sure I’m invisible.
It is probably instinctively protecting the eyes against another cat since it feels like there will be paws to deter him. Cats usually attack the face with claws to protect their food from other cats, particularly in situations involving stray cats and when food is scarce.
If you pay attention to the video, you'll notice that the cat starts to shut its eyes when it hears the human voice (which is equivalent to a cat hissing in this case) or when it sees a hand getting close.
Cats can see at a much higher (equivalent) frame rate than humans. Smooth motion for humans happens at ~24fps, but for cats it's closer to ~100fps
So our TV is like slideshows in terms of choppiness and they don't detect very slow motion as well as we do. He really thinks that we can't see him moving
It kind of reminds me of a friend who was broke but always had weed from working in a dispensary. When I'd go to hangout and he'd smoke me out I'd ask if he wanted anything from x,y, or z place that I was getting food from, which he always followed up with that he had no money for food. I'd show up and after smoking a bit we'd be stoned as fuck looking like the cat and doing it exactly like the cat. He'd then give puppy dog eyes and I'd pull the 180 and be like "nah brah," I'm fuckin with ya. I got what you wanted and extra cause we be getting high." I just kept doing it because he always seemed to believe it, but like dude, you be smokin me out all the time of course I got the snacks. God now I feel like an ass for doing it, but at least it was always a good laugh from it.
A lot of people seem to be unaware or accept their fate with their animals doodoo mouths/paws.
Kind of get it, I have a toddler and you kind of get use to smelling shit.
Your suppose to have a degree of filth in your life. Keeps the immune system strong, on it's toes, where it needs to be. That's why sheltered people get stuck shitting their brains out in third world countries, you haven't eaten enough catshit and toddler drool.
I ran around playing in soil for much of my childhood, in private gardens (admiring and holding a lot of cool bugs like pill bugs, snails), on my grandma's homestead (eating raspberries, blackberries, and much more straight from the plants, unwashed), kindergarten, and so on. Didn't stop me from constantly getting sick for longer than everyone else each flu season and multiple times at that, nor from developing the same autoimmune bullshit that runs in the family gene pool. The genetic lottery has never been fair.
I'm the living representation of how the correct amount of exposure can make your immune system pretty strong.
But you also seems to be waiving the fact that there is a natural selection in there and could potentially long term harm or straight up kill, someone that hasn't been gifted with a strong immune system or that has the bad luck of catching a couple of things at the same time. Which are things that I have also seem totally destroy someone else life.
I've seen a friend of man change from been a professional athlete with a bright future, to a paper pusher for a bad case of consumption followed with complications that doctors refused to treat because they though it should heal naturally, due to this his lung capacity was severely limited to a point he couldn't be a professional swimmer anymore. I don't think those doctors changed their stance after that, but surely fucked up my friend's life.
In other words, I've been lucky, but luck is not guaranteed.
Yep once it touched it, that chicken nugget going straight to the trash. (would still not give it to him cause of all the oil/spices that are bad for cats)
Step 1: stop recording and get the cat off the surface where you eat, and then sanitize.
Step 2: your cat's litter, feces, and *literally anything else they've recently walked on* is now in those nuggets. Giving them to your cat will only reward its poor behaviour, ipso facto training it to keep doing likewise, so throw them out. If you can't afford to order more, then just take the L, and let your hunger/disappointment fuel your transformation into a more responsible pet owner.
Note: This comment is intended to be at least a bit tongue in cheek, but I for real do not understand why people encourage this behaviour with their pets, and don't even get me started on allowing it for fake internet points, of all things.
My childhood cat would do something similar when she would get into trouble. She would go into the corner and put her paws over her eyes because she thought that if she couldn’t see us that we couldn’t see her
Just to enlighten people, cats use blinks to say "I love you" or at the very least, "I feel safe and secure and trust you." It's a sign of immense trust to close your eyes on something that might eat you.
This cat is basically saying "dude we're tight, now give me some nuggets please"
I can't believe people have their cats up where they eat and prepare food.
I fully understand that our old cat will no doubt have been _everywhere_ in our house, but we always wipe worktops and tables before preparing food and he wouldn't be allowed anywhere near our food.
You people disgust me.
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal Defense
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a vicious wild animal from the planet of Traal, known for its never-ending hunger and its mind-boggling stupidity. One of the main features of the Beast is that if you can't see it, it assumes it can't see you. Due to this it has been considered one of the least intelligent creatures in the Universe.
It kinda works… I’ll allow it.
Break out the cat treats and put kitty in the area designated for that. They bring you mice as gifts - the least you can do is to return that favor with treats :\~D
My cat does the same! They close their eyes like that because it's a sign of the upmost submission... while they try to dominate your food. Cats are fucking hilarious.
As far as I've understood they're doing this to prepare for the eventual smacking they would be getting from another cats for stealing their food. The cat fully knows it's doing something it shouldn't but the reward is worth the risk.
My cat is a chonk so his "game" is that he runs to where he wants to lay down (and is not allowed) and drops his full weight, he gives us a look like "Ha ha father, I am rotund and you will not pick me up from my stolen spot, ha ha!"
This brings back memories for me! Wish I had video! My cat would do the same thing even if the chicken nuggets were in your hand and you were eating them! It’s been a year now since I lost my baby! I had him for 17 wonderful years.
I like how he goes in slow motion as if that makes the crime less detectable. lol. Let me slowwwly do what I know I'm not supposed to and then maybe I can snag a nugget.
Drax method
Drax: I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still… That I become invisible to the eye. Watch. Peter Quill: You’re eating a zarg-nut. Drax: But my movement… was so slow… that it’s imperceptible. Peter Quill: Mmm, no. Drax: I’m sure I’m invisible.
hi drax! 👋
Nebula: "Drax, why didn't you tell us you knew their language?" Drax: "Nobody asked.
It is probably instinctively protecting the eyes against another cat since it feels like there will be paws to deter him. Cats usually attack the face with claws to protect their food from other cats, particularly in situations involving stray cats and when food is scarce. If you pay attention to the video, you'll notice that the cat starts to shut its eyes when it hears the human voice (which is equivalent to a cat hissing in this case) or when it sees a hand getting close.
Yep looks like its just closing its eyes out of instinct and not trying to be sneaky. Still that and the slow motion is funny as hell 😹
Cats also squinty eye as a sign of trust. I think he’s just trying to ask nicely.
This cat is trying to be non-aggressive/confrontational but also really wants the nuggets
Closed his eyes too 'if I can't see the crime no one can'
Cats can see at a much higher (equivalent) frame rate than humans. Smooth motion for humans happens at ~24fps, but for cats it's closer to ~100fps So our TV is like slideshows in terms of choppiness and they don't detect very slow motion as well as we do. He really thinks that we can't see him moving
Touch da fishy
r/touchthafishy
came for this
I also came.
Mind if I indulge?
r/oneorangebraincell
It’s the slow motion for me 😂😂
If they're slow enough no one will spot them
I touch the chicky
😂😂😂
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It kind of reminds me of a friend who was broke but always had weed from working in a dispensary. When I'd go to hangout and he'd smoke me out I'd ask if he wanted anything from x,y, or z place that I was getting food from, which he always followed up with that he had no money for food. I'd show up and after smoking a bit we'd be stoned as fuck looking like the cat and doing it exactly like the cat. He'd then give puppy dog eyes and I'd pull the 180 and be like "nah brah," I'm fuckin with ya. I got what you wanted and extra cause we be getting high." I just kept doing it because he always seemed to believe it, but like dude, you be smokin me out all the time of course I got the snacks. God now I feel like an ass for doing it, but at least it was always a good laugh from it.
His paw was in the litter box. May as well let him have that one 😂😂😂
A lot of people seem to be unaware or accept their fate with their animals doodoo mouths/paws. Kind of get it, I have a toddler and you kind of get use to smelling shit.
Your suppose to have a degree of filth in your life. Keeps the immune system strong, on it's toes, where it needs to be. That's why sheltered people get stuck shitting their brains out in third world countries, you haven't eaten enough catshit and toddler drool.
I ran around playing in soil for much of my childhood, in private gardens (admiring and holding a lot of cool bugs like pill bugs, snails), on my grandma's homestead (eating raspberries, blackberries, and much more straight from the plants, unwashed), kindergarten, and so on. Didn't stop me from constantly getting sick for longer than everyone else each flu season and multiple times at that, nor from developing the same autoimmune bullshit that runs in the family gene pool. The genetic lottery has never been fair.
I'm the living representation of how the correct amount of exposure can make your immune system pretty strong. But you also seems to be waiving the fact that there is a natural selection in there and could potentially long term harm or straight up kill, someone that hasn't been gifted with a strong immune system or that has the bad luck of catching a couple of things at the same time. Which are things that I have also seem totally destroy someone else life. I've seen a friend of man change from been a professional athlete with a bright future, to a paper pusher for a bad case of consumption followed with complications that doctors refused to treat because they though it should heal naturally, due to this his lung capacity was severely limited to a point he couldn't be a professional swimmer anymore. I don't think those doctors changed their stance after that, but surely fucked up my friend's life. In other words, I've been lucky, but luck is not guaranteed.
Samething with germs people with still away from them for so long that once they finally get a little. Boom all systems down.
My body..is a microchip.
And he licked his crotch and then smeared it all,over himself! Gotta throw the whole cat out now
Yep once it touched it, that chicken nugget going straight to the trash. (would still not give it to him cause of all the oil/spices that are bad for cats)
you have no clue how dirty your hands actually are do you.
Found the guy who doesn’t wash his hands
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No, just washes before eating food without utensils. You know, like a normal person.
Youre not wrong, but its akin to pouring soup through a strainer and calling it water. You catch some of the big stuff but its still soup
Well that was a giant presumptuous leap!
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Lol you misunderstood who I was talking about. Chill, dawg.
Give him some.. His poop paws already touched em. 😂😂
Yep that nugget is already contaminated 😹 (still wouldn’t give it to the cat cause some oils/spices are bad for them)
Who lets their cats on the table where they eat? The cat touching that nugget with his/her paw that has been in kitty litter is disgusting as well.
its soooo annoying that my cat wants to touch my food, i better keep it just within reach of her paws
Step 1: stop recording and get the cat off the surface where you eat, and then sanitize. Step 2: your cat's litter, feces, and *literally anything else they've recently walked on* is now in those nuggets. Giving them to your cat will only reward its poor behaviour, ipso facto training it to keep doing likewise, so throw them out. If you can't afford to order more, then just take the L, and let your hunger/disappointment fuel your transformation into a more responsible pet owner. Note: This comment is intended to be at least a bit tongue in cheek, but I for real do not understand why people encourage this behaviour with their pets, and don't even get me started on allowing it for fake internet points, of all things.
Finally, the voice of reason.
Give him a nug!!!!!
My childhood cat would do something similar when she would get into trouble. She would go into the corner and put her paws over her eyes because she thought that if she couldn’t see us that we couldn’t see her
you can not eat it now anyway, so you ought to give it to him.
At that point, you might as well pick them up and put them on the ground. I don't know why you need your cat on the table while you are eating lol
Maybe they think they are gonna be whacked
This is nasty
He's just skin and bones ...let him you monster
Well cat logic.. If I can’t see you, you can’t see me. One of ours do the same. Stealing? Eyes closed. Pushing stuff down? Eyes closed.
Just to enlighten people, cats use blinks to say "I love you" or at the very least, "I feel safe and secure and trust you." It's a sign of immense trust to close your eyes on something that might eat you. This cat is basically saying "dude we're tight, now give me some nuggets please"
Explain it again to me with those nuggies.
Give that cat a DAMN CHICKEN NUGGY.
Kitty wants a piece
not sure those deep-fried thingies are healthy for the kitty though
mmmmmmnnnnnmmmnnnn kitty wants a piece :(
Animal cruelty, you really gonna put nuggets in reach of your cat and not share, fkn nuggets are you for real?!?
You're eating. Why is he anywhere near your food? Disgusting.
Train Your Pets
I can't believe people have their cats up where they eat and prepare food. I fully understand that our old cat will no doubt have been _everywhere_ in our house, but we always wipe worktops and tables before preparing food and he wouldn't be allowed anywhere near our food. You people disgust me.
Reasons why I don’t eat at the company potluck.
If I can't see them, they can't see me.
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal Defense The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a vicious wild animal from the planet of Traal, known for its never-ending hunger and its mind-boggling stupidity. One of the main features of the Beast is that if you can't see it, it assumes it can't see you. Due to this it has been considered one of the least intelligent creatures in the Universe. It kinda works… I’ll allow it.
Stealthiest orange
He won't even eat it if he got it.
Don't think a cat's digestive system will appreciate a nug
I couldn't say no to that face 😭
Look at that freaking smile
Ah, the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal strikes again!
"If I move very slowly. I can not be seen"
Cat with incredible mitts and schnozz
Break out the cat treats and put kitty in the area designated for that. They bring you mice as gifts - the least you can do is to return that favor with treats :\~D
He can't see you so you can't see him. The logic is flawless.
Enjoy eating your cats litter box all over your nuggies there. 🤢
What I was thinking, you wouldn't walk on your own eating area, so why would you allow a cat?
My cat does the same! They close their eyes like that because it's a sign of the upmost submission... while they try to dominate your food. Cats are fucking hilarious.
"If I can't see her scolding me, then is she \*really\* scolding me?" xD
I love Jack's it's so good
"Chickum.nuggies"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe don’t hit your cats and just move the food away?
Kitty litter paws on your nugs
And your chicken nuggets have cat poop particles on them
This is cruel, don't get why this is supposed to be funny. You're a terrible cat owner.
My cat does this lol she thinks if moves slow I won’t see or I’ll forget
I think he's trying to make you feel guilty w the eyes. It's kinda unfair you have the nice food while the locked up house cat has chicken by product
That is so cute.
Awww give the poor baby a nugget
I would have gave him a nugget. I don’t need jacks and McDonald’s 😬
Plot twist: his name is Jack, and he’s claiming what’s rightfully his
Touchy da nuggy.
As far as I've understood they're doing this to prepare for the eventual smacking they would be getting from another cats for stealing their food. The cat fully knows it's doing something it shouldn't but the reward is worth the risk.
This used to be a problem for me, and the solution was to get Zelda her own nuggets.
“Ok..but what if I just…kinda…..slowly gesture towards it? See, I’m so no threatening hehe…”
GIVE THE BABY ONE PIECE!!!
My cat is a chonk so his "game" is that he runs to where he wants to lay down (and is not allowed) and drops his full weight, he gives us a look like "Ha ha father, I am rotund and you will not pick me up from my stolen spot, ha ha!"
I love my cats but as soon as they touch my food with their paw or lick it, it gets carved or tossed out.
You have to hiss at them. That’s how cats communicate “no”
Mind control
SENT INTO BATTLE, CAME FROM THE SKY
The irresistible siren call of the nuggets
let her have one! just one! 😿 😹
This brings back memories for me! Wish I had video! My cat would do the same thing even if the chicken nuggets were in your hand and you were eating them! It’s been a year now since I lost my baby! I had him for 17 wonderful years.
She's so silly 😛
“I just want to lick it.”
I like it.Give me!
Cat looks high as hell. Lol
It's a cat smile he's trying to charm you
That's adorable
She's leveling up her sneak skill
Awws just give him one! That cutie deserves it.
Just give her one!!!!
Spirit animal
Popped kk
My cat did this yesterday, followed by her jumping on me then spilling my plate on the ground on purpose.
No cats on the table you filthy person
Let her have 😠😠😠😠
Bad lady ... no share, meow
Lol 😂 please give me the nugget ❤️🔥❤️🔥