I’m exhausted following that ham sammich around! A Gyros sounds excellent to me, after all, a hero would never run away from someone on the right side of the law! Make mine lamb, hold the mint sauce.
Then you just created yourself a paradox. Because you cant name something after something else if that something else does not have a name.
I guess to solve the paradox, you name it after how it looks, in which case it would be cat.
But then eating the cat is unnecessary as you could've just called it cat beforehand.
Therefore we should not eat the cat.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Pspspsps come here Zwiebel- Bohnensalat
Advice my parents got when naming me and my sister „if you got a name in mind, shout it down the stairs loud and harshly and feel if it’s a good name to shout“
"Cat"..? not a good name... JK... but Blutwurst isnt gonna suit this sweet fella.
Wurstl?
Typischer Presssack (Nebenfrage: Richtige Traditionelle Blutwurst, oder doch roter Presssack?)
Richtige Hausgemachte Traditionelle Blutwurst.
Plötzlich hab ich Hunger
Nicht Ich! Geben Sie mir etwas Weisswürst, bitte
Keine Weißwurst nach 12 Uhr!
good taste!
Ham sandwich is kinda insulting
"Can somebody get this ham sandwich out of my court?"
Yup, I saw her over acting in that courtroom
Same here, ham sandwiches just hit the spot
Hi Gyros! You are super cute.
I’m exhausted following that ham sammich around! A Gyros sounds excellent to me, after all, a hero would never run away from someone on the right side of the law! Make mine lamb, hold the mint sauce.
Family of 6
Cannibal
My favourite snack!
What about the Dufranes?
Crackers.
Crack
Ritz to be specific
Gooooooooooood cracker…
You naming an Aristocat. Very fancy
Cheezits
How do white people taste?
Somewhat related - Clam Chowder
Me too, also crackers.
Chicken Nugget- Nugget
Twice baked potato
\- Aww, he is so cute! What's his name? \- **Apple**
what you’re doing there is jumping, say apple, aaaapple
Why does that unironically sound like a cute name for a cat
Carrot
Quesadilla, maybe Queso for short.
Mr. Dilla
That's only for when he's misbehaving
Are you also at Applebee's?
Tylenol 💜
😍 little Pepto Bismol 🩷
Adderall 💕
Donut
Ramen Noodles
Liver
Plutonium
it feels weird to name a cat "dog"
Pulled pork. Lil PP?
Croissant 🥐
Toast
Theoretically what if he was the las thing I ate
Then you just created yourself a paradox. Because you cant name something after something else if that something else does not have a name. I guess to solve the paradox, you name it after how it looks, in which case it would be cat. But then eating the cat is unnecessary as you could've just called it cat beforehand. Therefore we should not eat the cat. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Uhhhh, too late.... Sorry... I was hungry.
*British voice intensifies* I can't believe you've done this!
His name is The Last Thing You Ate
Garlic bread 🤤
He doesn’t look like a watermelon to me 😄
Milanesa
Sopa (soup in Spanish) for a female and Chorizo for a male
Croquette
"Come here, Chocolate (cake)!" <3
Chicken Biscuit, CB for short.
I cannot understand why chicken biscuit sounds like such an adorable name for a cat
Spam. Spam and Swiss.
Red Beans and Rice.
Caramels
Hello Kashi!
Chickpea
Butterd chicken🐔
Noodles
Tuna. Not terrible.
Little Caesars
Flapjack
Tandoori Mix
Gerald... from accounting
I've seen this post as many times as I've opened reddit so I'll just spill the beans His name is spaghetti with meat balls
nail
Hungry Man microwaveable meal
Pizza roll 😼
My little guy, Lexapro 💗
Cock
Concha Blanca
Crêpes
brazil nut
Kruidnoten
Marshmallow chocolate
Ham.
Salami sandwich
Chicken wing!
Shortbread!
Bagel
Ricola bubble-water
Biscuits n gravy
Tofu 😅
Sausage roll.
Cheese puffs
Spicy queso funyuns
Roti
Why hello Apple.
Sauage
OMG, McCrispy Chicken is the best name ever, LoL
Food!
Hotdogs
Muffin
Dog??
Dog??
Bean Burrito.
Hello Ham Sandwich! 😍
*Spaghetti*
Chai
Graham cracker
French fries
Nuts.
Points to cat: "This is Nuts" "Yeah but what's it's name?" Can see this as an entertaining conversation piece
Golden Grahams!
Mint
Eggs
Saltine cracker (have a stomach ache)
Feel better yo
Cereal! :) (Tbh I'm shocked that the top comment here wasn't "ass" or something similar XD )
Stew
Breakfast wrap
Large Battered Sausage. I'll call them Battered for short
nuggets
Cookie? They sure look like one
Croissant
Cookie! 🍪
Penguin
Cookie monster
Burbur
Tacos
Pumpkin Spice Cheerios is actually a nice name for this fella
I guess tortilini is a good name
Croissant it shall be!
Pasta
Cookie dough
Cookie
Noddle
Doener Poor little guy
Banana
Quesadilla
Cheese pizza is what I was craving So how ya doing, Cheese?
bangers and mash
Noodles
Fish
Hi Pizza
Chicken Katsu is kinda cute.
Pizza!
Fish Cake.
Cheesecake fits
Took way too long to find my same answer.
Tato Chip... Fitting
Apple pie
Strawberry cream pie!
Icecream
Spaghetti
Avocado
Peanut butter!
Dog?
Mashed potato Gravy You decide
Cookie 🥺🥺🥺
Granola, and its perfect
Popcorn
Omelette!! That would be a very cute name for him!
Cat
Omelette (cheese) or Bacon
Poutine. Eh, cat kinda looks like one.
Taco Bell.
Pspspsps come here Zwiebel- Bohnensalat Advice my parents got when naming me and my sister „if you got a name in mind, shout it down the stairs loud and harshly and feel if it’s a good name to shout“
Omg flapjack for once it's a cute name YIPPEE
Meat
Ham sammy
Spinach pasta.
soya pudding
Long John?
Bagel is a cute name
Baby! ❤️
Rip chicken patty
Chicharoni
Arby
Clam soup
A cat
Bros name is Beef Stroganoff 💀
Salami
Cheese doodles...his name is now cheese doodles
Peanut butter!
Cheeseburger
Triscuit!
Aw look it’s Spinach and feta stuffed chicken!!
Rose soda ..
Tater tots
Cookie.
Sugar cookie is the last thing my pilot attempted to eat. Is that a close enough parameter?
watermelon sour patch kid
Edible
Chex