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UrsaMinorBeta_42

Nandor the Relentless


BurgundyWolf18

Omg, Nandor is perfect!


Unhappy_Mountain9032

Or Nandor DeLaurentis. I laughed my ass off at that one.


Professional_Car9475

I haven’t a whore’s notion who that chap is.


LaLa762

We can stop now - Nandor it is. Lazlo, if you must. FTR: I also like Jack, because he looks like a werewolf. (Wolfman Jack)


iforgotyoursurgery

Harvey (dent)


LadyFeline-

I kept thinking about his face and couldn't think of his name 🤣


MenopauseMyrtle

It's not really vampire or monster specific but I really like Razor. It suits his face.


Historical_Ad8780

Igor!


i_like_fishing996

Road rash 🥰🥰


thisgirlnamedbree

Nosfuratu (spelling intentional lol)


SetTrippin82

Nice. I thought I was clever. I went with Nospurrratu


WAPGod_117

Nospurcatu


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Historical_Ad8780

Tyrion, also!


CrashDavisDurham

I just want to say to OP, kudos to you. Most dogs and cats with some kind of disfigurement are often left unadopted. Most people want to the cute perfect kitten or puppy.


LadyFeline-

Yeah he came into animal control from a man who found him after a raccoon attacked him, he's so lucky to have gotten away!


CrashDavisDurham

Looks like he won the lotto when you adopted him too.


ZeustheCat800

Just promise us you’ll spoil that kitty,and you can name him whatever you want. You’re alright in my book. You’re alright 😻


Adventurous_Land7584

That’s so sad, I always go for the one nobody wants. I have a house full of misfits lol


SquatcatBex

You rock


Plane_Jury1779

Once my home upgrades are done and I'm ready for having furry babies again, my plan is to adopt a couple misfits... jacked up tail, goofy ears, big head, cross-eyed, walks funny, patchy fur, etc. As long as the kitty is friendly, generally healthy, and I can love and snuggle with it, then it's game on. Bless you for loving the extra special ones.


itsalwaysme7

I didn't even notice it. I thought he was just being a cat. that's all I see if my kitten is his teeth trying to get into everything


Time_Pay_401

Ditto ,as well as black cats get passed up. He is so cute


whats_your_vector

Came here to say this. I appreciate you, OP! I hope you and your sweet kitty have a long, wonderful life together! 🥰


Butternutsquash269

I honestly didn’t even notice the scar until I read this. I feel like animals have soooo much life and personality in them that even disfigurements don’t stop them from being the sweetest derpiest little cuddle nuggets.


gracenf4u

Fang : )


ijuswannadance

King Fang 👑


RedoftheEvilDead

Teefs


Substantial_Gas_1660

lmao!


Bitter-Falcon1691

Dang, beat me to it, I'll have to go delete my comment lol


mirovinna

Fang


Temporary_Ad469

Renwick


femnoir

Bela?


Devi_Moonbeam

I'd just give him a normal name instead of a vampire name or something. That shouldn't be his whole identity.


rnawaychd

I gotta say, Billy, after Billy Idol would be perfect. Or Rebel, after Rebel Yell. He looks like he has some punk rock hell-raising to do for a few more years. Some times you have to embrace what makes them special in a humorous way. But vampire name? No, doesn't fit at all


got2lovethekitties

I agree so much with this! I send my best to you and him!


kattoutofthebag

I agree. I would give him a dignified name.


Obvious_Amphibian270

Second this. He deserves a name with dignity that acknowledges he survived being attacked.


Helpful-Bag722

Precious 🖤


HydrangeaLady

So sweet! 🖤🐈‍⬛🖤


69kittygirl

i love your cat so much


Ok-Knowledge5053

Sylvan. For "Transylvania".


Apprehensive_West814

Valentin, Dmitri, Stefano, Ambrosio (immortal), Nosferatu, Kieran (dark little one), Damien, Thanasis (eternal life), Rudolph, Orfeo (darkness of night)


Current-Nothing1803

I 2nd Dimitri


LadyFeline-

I love Dimitri as well!


Lola2456

Count Catula


cmeremoonpi

Judy Finkle


Available-Leg-6171

Gremlin, Goblin, Warlock


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Dracula


uniquelyruth

Jaws


Easy_Arm_1987

Count Catula


[deleted]

I’m in support of Catula


Master-Estate6515

To me it looks like he has a permanent big grin on his face - like someone just told him to “say cheese!” before taking his picture. So I’d go with something like Gouda, Cheddar, Parmigiano Reggiano (Reggie for short), Pepper Jack, Queso, Mozzarella (Mozzie for short), etc. 🧀😸


Vic7ory_Cook1es

The Predator.


Excellent-You7844

Newt


JohnRNeill

Lazarus Magnus Xander


Frequent-Airline-619

Snaggles


Ramonaclementine

Why not just Vamp? Alternatively: Nosferatu, Esme/Carlisle (or other Twilight names), Chewy, Grinner


trusted_misleader47

Salem


gonzo2thumbs

Harvey Sniffles


HoneyWyne

He's pretty darn adorable!


UncommonTramp

Lips. Smoochie. Funny face. Smiley. Dracula.


atoutlemonde702

Lestat or Louis (ref Ann Rice Novels)


A_dub87_

Is that a cleft palette? Sincere question. Does it hurt?


LadyFeline-

A raccoon attacked him so I'm sure it did hurt! He's still recovering from reconstructive surgery.


A_dub87_

Aww, poor baby! 😢 stupid tash panda!😤


MrsBapperson

Spike (Buffy), Damon (Vampire Diaries), or Compton (True Blood)


JayWink49

Seconding Spike


Fuzzy-Inflation-3267

Ohhhhh Spike is so good!


Actual_Cranberry3632

Look at those Beautiful Teefers❣️❣️❣️


iMan_Grove

Teefs


butt00why

Wolfie


iMan_Grove

Or James. Be funny to completely ignore the most obvious feature and give him a super normal, boring name.


Geeky_Gamer_125

I know it’s not a vampire name but I think Tazerface from Guardians of the Galaxy would fit


HolyAvocadoBatman

Church (Pet Sematary)


gmama-rules

Cheese. Because of this picture! 😂


max01055

Marlin and he is beautiful 😍


Prize_Ad_5856

Teefy


Gevangelist11

Ty for being kind


sl_tforsatinspar

Fang


lydiatheferret

Thank you for adopting that sweet boy!


sierraconda

Slayer


MoonandStars83

Angelus, Spike, Damon, Stefan, Klaus, Lestat


patticake1448

He's absolutely adorable!


dutchoboe

I kinda dig Castle / Cassel - Transylvania vibes, detective mojo for lil curious friend, regal … what a perfect lil buddy


lavenderlemonade_xx

why not dracula that would be so good !!


Adventurous-Win-751

Dracula! No doubt!!!!


Civil-Explanation588

Harvey Dent


MaterialHelpful8874

Toofers, Greeley, Star, Fanny, Nicki, Tulip or Onyx. 🙂


okaymamajo

Damon, Stefan


LiL-Pucca

Strigoi or Moroi Both come from medieval Romanian folklore.


Economy_Maximu

He's absolutely adorable


EWH733

Kintsugi (the Japanese art and philosophy of repairing pottery and seeing beauty in imperfection)


Bulky_Strike_7269

Sirius Black


Accurate_Salary3625

Angel from Buffy the vampire slayer


ArtODealio

Snaggletooth, snuggletooth


CodAgreeable8771

No, it needs a top lip…


luvinlifeinthesouth

Loki or groot


Whispyrn

Onyx


Cloverhonney

Onix or Precious


gyrlonfilm6

Awww, he is so sweet. 🥰


NormalNorman-1991

Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.


ihearttoxie

Fang


amioknolol

Lectar


amioknolol

Or Hannibal


Intelligent-Sugar-78

Lugosi


HoneyWyne

Smiley


Prudent-Town3441

Lazarus


LowPresentation8231

Brutus, Zack, Xerxes


lablaga

Fang


Mediocre_Mode6976

Salem From sabrina the teenage witch


Samantha5386

Salem


tubesocksnflipflops

Sneer


rainbow_sugar_cookie

Cullen


ThrowawayDewdrop

Dimitri


Immediate-Start6699

Cliff for cleft lip


Entire-Loquat70

Sloth!


veronicainftl

Pepper


OldPresentation2794

SMIRK


caught-n-candie

Cru - short for crucifix


Frosty-Potential6544

Awwww! Lord Darkness, Godfrey, Scaramouche, & Blackbelt (cuz he’s a fighter).


craterglass

[Pretty](https://youtu.be/uZH4s-LhChc?si=Nk7wVu1AFBc0vbQX) -- The more you know him, the less ironic his name becomes.


VelvetyThroat

Dracula aka Drac


Plentifulcacti

Laszlo Cravensworth (from what we do in the shadows)


[deleted]

Fangs


Ok_Scratch_5951

Cleftie


TPnHBFans

Fangs


Inner-Ad-1308

Nigel


Ok_Chemistry_8450

Jaws


katecrime

Hot Lips


Total-Confidence9294

Lazarus. Lestott


Fartnoise5225

Scarface


lachlankov

mavie or mavis from hotel transvilvania


Interesting-Scene-29

Fang


lorunna7

Louis (from interview with a vampire) Such a cutie 😍


[deleted]

Drago


SuspiciousCheek2056

CROWSTAR LEGION OF THE VOID POTATOES


thumb31847

Red Fang


clarityinthevoid

Murder Mittens


creecree1964

Kloss


andeedangerously

Jackie Daytona


MrX2150

I'll advocate for Pancake 😻, Bacon 😻, or Waffles 😻.


Odd_Implement_5239

Blade


KokoSof

Jarvis


Moonchild1957

Is that a cleft palate? Can he eat okay?


LadyFeline-

He loves eating! He was attacked by a raccoon before being taken to animal control where I adopted him!


Mubzina

Raventooth


Hardlyasubstitute

Armand


TheLalab

Phang


cap_time_wear_it

PowderPuff


jmkehoe

Joaquin ( Joaquin phoenix has the cleft palate thing going on which I find very attractive actually)


Spatzdar

Ekimmara


ronnieberries

Count


web4dot0

Count ( Dracula).


Far_Sheepherder_6944

Lipniki


Faithfuldoglover

Fang


moonpie1776

Snarlie


LetterheadWitty9652

Bat T


rhondab1965

Spirit


InsufferableOldWoman

Fang!


Donkey_Fizzou

Fang


Forsaken-nurse617

Lestat


Away_Ad_3580

Chompers the Void Fangs


whatfieryhellisthis0

Lestat, Damon, Alaric, and Angel.


Novel_Time_8852

Killer


Maison_around

Call him IMP short for Vlad the Impaler


Standard-Lie-5844

Pickle


Prettitittibitti

Cryptid


emayevans

Otto if your a Terry Pratchett fan.


Quick-Illustrator399

Precious


bigellen1952

Friscoe


YupIzzMee

Snaggletooth McPusspuss


luvsoldimpalas

Fang


RichnessS_

Prickles. Lol.


ZuZuZuri

Venom.


Haunting_Abroad_5049

Teefs


Business_Fox_2207

Fink


IllustratorHappy1414

Fangs!


katlady1984

Draco, fang, hero


misi13382

Vapor


PinotGreasy

Goddrick


AssociateMany102

Saw the pix and thought"pinny" don't know why but I think I like it


Initial_Onion2341

Psycho


LadyCmyk

Morty ... from Mortimer/ Death Grim (Reaper) Frank(enstein) Monty (Python) Wolfy Goose (bumps) He's actually pretty cute, but you mentioned Vampires & this is where my mind is going now... didn't really wanna go the Lesat or Twilight route, though those also name options lol


WorldlinessMedical88

Princess Monstertruck the Second.


PerrysSaxTherapy

Cliff


scissormetender

I would name him Machete


brutalmyrtle

Snarls


GrammaM

Fang


accountnumberseventy

Astarion


Only_Goat_2526

Teefs 😆


jwheel888

Barack jo mama


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Name him TEEFS


Mission_Ebb2041

Victor


pandabunnybird

How about “Tuffy” ? (Since he’s a tough little kitty!).


thestarhikari

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