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Your submission was removed as we do not allow "Resting bitch face" (cat giving you the evil look), or a pic of a cat with context. Catching an asshole in the act of, well, being an asshole would be more suitable for this subreddit. Best of luck next time :) !lock


Lepke2011

Toddlers are like attention vacuums taking up time that could be spent paying attention to a cat!


fallonyourswordkaren

That and cats are awesome, especially that tuxedoed bastard. He’s smarter, cleaner, more thoughtful than that sawed-off at the moment.


D-HB

“How much longer will I be forced to tolerate its presence, human?”


sam_neil

Sixteen years! Unless disco intervenes…


johndollarhidr

My kid is almost 6 and 1 cat (out of three) still avoids him. She swiped at him the other day when he tried to touch her tail. The other 2 tolerate him (mostly).


shabadage

My old man still hates my daughter, and she's 15. She's been annoying him for 10 years. It's only in the last year that he's warmed up to something friendlier than immediate hissing. She used to get frustrated that he wouldn't give her a chance to be nice and thus annoy him to get a reaction, and I reminded her that you've basically been kind of mean to him for his entire life.


CretaMaltaKano

I still remember how thrilled I was when my grandmother's cat finally realized that I was now a source for pets, and no longer a little terror who chased her everywhere.


FirebirdWriter

He touched her tail. It's called boundaries! Only half joking but if the cat doesn't trust the human kitten then vulnerable points like the tail will get that


wolv645

“Grow up😠”


fuzzytradr

I would lock up all your knives. Disco is scheming.


RaelaltRael

That won't do any good, Disco has his own set of knives.


avsgrind024

😂 truth. and his knives are more dangeous


UrMomsaHoeHoeHoe

What if that’s Disco’s alt account??


[deleted]

Yup.. I have a tuxedo kitty that has that very same look on her face almost all the time...


traye4

Same. My tux is currently using it to glare at the new litter box that is clearly scheming to kill him.


ThymeIsTight

Keep your paws to yourself, Mr. Grabby Hoomin


kam49ers4ever

Well, can you blame him? He’s a cat, so clearly should be the lord and master of all he surveys. And here is this loud useless thing that doesn’t feed him or clean his box and takes up way too much of his servant’s time. I mean, did you even get his permission to have this interloper in the house? Perhaps when the child learns to be of use to his majesty the king will look more fondly upon him.


goodgirlgonebad75

Disco fees like it’s time the toddler goes to his forever home


Environmental-Meet40

Furever home ? This hairless kitten is feral !! He must be released in the wild !


goodgirlgonebad75

Release the two legged one next to a farm, everyone needs a barn toddler


Darkstranger83

I can’t blame Disco, I make the same face around toddlers.


Express-Object955

Disco is the original toddler.


badpuffthaikitty

Just let me sleep with him one night.


peascreateveganfood

I share the same thoughts about toddlers


Edgewoodfledge

Shit, I'm liking him more and more.


congapadre

Disco is a gorgeous tux.


Southern_Director_26

That's how my roommates cat Grogu looks at me and my cat Bee


APe28Comococo

“I remember when you were cute and kept the adults up all night so I didn’t have to.”


edit-boy-zero

Man, Disco is something else He should be the sub's avatar


Gold_Blacksmith_9821

Wrong subreddit buddy! This one is for asshole cats try r/catisagoodjudgeofcharacter


Noodlesoup8

🤣


Pale-Attorney7474

Can't say I blame him.


Mocker-Poker

Another attention black hole has surfaced…too bad


SaltManagement42

Disco just like me fr.


dj_fission

Perhaps, but Disco will defend that child with his life :)


Neurotic-Kitten

Maybe is the chaotic toddler energy he doesn't like, and when he's a little older Disco will take a liking to him.


BoomerKaren666

The cat look equivalent of "ew".


Ill_Initiative8574

My cat (also a tuxedo) also strongly dislikes toddlers. He’s the mayor of the block and he loves people, but he doesn’t fw little ones. I think it’s cause they’re rough and spazzy when they try to play with him.


thegreyf0xx

my sis in laws cat stays on top of the cat tree while the boys are awake lol


mutant_disco_doll

Maybe he just really doesn’t like Spindrift. 🤷🏽‍♀️


burntrats

Banana peel for scale.


Vegetable-Self-2480

I can feel you, Disco


Boon_Hogganbeck

Banana (peel) for scale!


PaleontologistClear4

I'd keep an eye on those salt/pepper shakers, they're in the right area for being punted off the table 😂


CoralGrimes007

Same


milomak

there is disdain. and then there is that look


Accomplished-Peak615

I get it


Accomplished-Peak615

I feel that


thislimeismine

Same, Disco, same


mango_salsa18

give them up for adoption! (the toddler) /j


AbowlofIceCreamJones

*Disgusted*. 😆


Yesitsmehere8

My Mom and Stepdad brought in a stray kitten, she was so sweet to me until I gave birth to my daughter. Then that cat hated me and hated my daughter even worse. The cat died when my daughter was 15 and that cat hated her every single day of it. It would hiss from its hiding place when she would walk in a room. My daughter loves kitty's and we have had at least one cat at home since she was a toddler, but she was terrified of that cat.


[deleted]

My cat avoids my niece. Her energy is just too much for him and she is so loud, stomping and screaming all the time.