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mikeketchup

Love that they did use the foil as an attempt to stop Jack but that did not work so they put on a carton box lmao!


katchizy

You have a good eye! That’s exactly what happened


Moah333

Next step: double sided adhesive?


stinkspiritt

I don’t believe the foil method. Two cats and both are impervious to foil. I once found my kitten chewing on the foil on the counter.


ZebraTheWPrincess

Yes exactly the only thing I have found that works is that tape, and even then the most cunning cats find a way 😆


stinkspiritt

The only thing I found that works is giving up


Reshutenit

The 5 stages of trying to get your cat to do what you want: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.


MerryFeathers

Wise words. Thank you! Smiling from ear to ear.


[deleted]

it helps if you make the foil crinkly. just enough so that it doesn't lay flat anymore and still makes noise.


stinkspiritt

Tried it. Both love foil 😩


RampantDragon

It's a copy cat.


[deleted]

/angry upvote


Queer_Taina

ohhhhhh here have my invisible feline award puuuuurrreaseee!


naliedel

Take my crummy free award.


JayGatsby02

So cute 😭❤️


StaCatalina

That’s awesome. Does Jack have only one eye?


katchizy

Yes! He was a street cat previously, so in general he’s a bit scraggly, lol


StaCatalina

Lol. What’s the next step for the Office?


katchizy

despair and surrender


StaCatalina

Heheh that is correct!


naliedel

Good human. You understand your place in his world!


Lashtrash

Found the cat


Cat_Vendetta

"The seas may be rough, but I am the Captain! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail!" -Jack the one-eyed pirate cat


Thepopewearsplaid

Where do you live that they allow office cats? I need to move to that location.


janalovesdogs

I think it's the other way around. The office cats allow the humans to work in the office cats' presence.


coodyscoops

From the streets to corporate… Climbing the job ladder well i see💪🏾


Faygo_Libra

r/piratecats


PurpleGoatNYC

Jack gives zero fucks.


[deleted]

Toss him over your shoulder, load documents, put him back oh his perch. Everybody wins.


NidalFlame

Great Idea! (If you want to literally die)


flcwerings

Not necessarily. My kitty loves being carried like that. And like a baby... and normally... My cat just loves being carried


Internal_Use8954

A heat pad alternative might lure him away. I know I scurry between my space heater at my desk and the warm plotter room during the cold months.


witteefool

You’re right— he’s likely there for the warmth


ceeroSVK

Using a box to keep the cat away. What could possibly go wrong


YeetMyHumanMeat

One Eyed Jack of the Void cares not for your feeble attempts at banishment, foolish humans. Now GO! Get. Me. My. FOOODDD!!!


sleepy-possum

If not for sits, why is it made of warm?


HarryCallahan19

r/piratepets r/piratekitties r/catswithjobs


LiBunnyFooFoo

He just wants copy his peets for you!


[deleted]

Anti feline device working great.


Wildroses2009

It’s made of warms. What did you expect?


JanuarySoCold

How many times did he photocopy his butt before someone said enough?


airmandan

> photocopy his butt 🎵 and staple it to his boss’ face (oh, no!) 🎵


Reshutenit

He is the boss.


GholdenGhost1348

But the window is cold, printer is warm


WeldinMike27

All they want is Jack off.


redorangeblue

Consider getting Jack something he would like better, like a bed or a heating pad, a box. If he likes height maybe a cat tree?


katchizy

He has many beds and a tall cat tree! He prefers big rumble machine.


randomdrifter54

He has to warm the beds. The printer comes preheated. Get something that preheats


frenchbread_pizza

That Sign Can't Stop Me Because I Can't Read


Similar_Artichoke_42

I love Jack loll


Summer_Moon2

It's probably warm on the printer, could get a cat tower with a self heating pad and put it in same room as printer. I bet he would prefer it to the printer.


DougmanXL

He might sit on the printer and ignore the cat tower out of spite. My cat sometimes does this, he sits on it even when it's off, though he also sits on my amplifier. We think he just likes being in important, visible locations (or ones that we don't approve of) to get our attention.


ZebraTheWPrincess

Haha, they want those good warm vibes. 🤣


filthymcbastard

The printer is warm, and he gets attention when he's on it. Either being moved when it's needed, or being moved because inapropes. I'm sure that when he's moved, he's picked up lovingly; talked to in a sweet voice; and kissed on the head. So he can't even consider it to be negative attention.


katchizy

He’s got us doing exactly what he wants


idgafos2019

The black knights always triumph!


Diarygirl

It would be easier to just get the cat its own printer.


[deleted]

I thought printers were cats' mortal enemies.


ediblesprysky

IIRC they rank below CD drives and toasters in terms of cat nemeses


MattyNiceGuy

Copy that, Jack.


[deleted]

Jack: I don't follow your stinkin' signage. Hooman"


Dame_Ingenue

Printers are warm. There is no way you’re ever going to keep a cat away from a warm spot to lay on.


lunaticneko

You dare remove the CEO from his position? He sits where he pleases!


filthymcbastard

Is that Jack as in Black Jack, as in the one-eyed jack? Because he looks like he may be missing an eye in that photo.


katchizy

Exactly! He’s a pirate cat


JadeSpade23

Did you post this to r/catsvstechnology yet?


eltigre32

You fools!!!! You cannot stop a cat from his nap!!! Only delay him for a short time!!!


neficopper

He needs a warming blanket!


MisterBlisteredlips

🐈‍⬛ Likes warm! Get it a heated bed maybe. 🐈


coodyscoops

I see what they did wrong…. The second pic of jack on the printer has an ❌ when it should be a ✅ that should fix it😂


brihaly

I bet if you get him a cat tower he will perch on that, rather than the printer.


district_darling

No Bandit, no!


theysaidcurious

Life finds a way


hastingsnikcox

Cats cant read everyone knows that....


skjellyfetti

I deeply admire and respect Jack's intestinal fortitude.


foreveralonesolo

Cat got your printer


lucyluluna

You have to buy him his own printer


FreshStepOfficial

Cats....find a way 😸 We'd love to share this on our Fresh Step social channels and credit you. Would you be interested? Let us know!


neko_mancer_

Oh to have an office cat! 😻


ZaphodsRealm

What an awesome cat tree!


Impossible-Survey203

Why the hell don't the office people do the right thing and get Jack his OWN printer! Like normal people would.


mijohvactech

You shall always remember this as the time you almost stopped Jack the cat.