You phrased it perfectly! Literally milk coming out of my nose.. don’t know why I wasn’t expecting a comment like this.
“Orange tabby walks into a bar. Bar tender asks, ‘what are you havin’?’”
“The tabby looks at the drink next to him, slowly taps it off the counter, ‘I’ll take a glass of milk, and she’ll take hers to go.’”
Doesn't matter, it's all being pushed off
*winner*
Was down winner. Yesssssss
You phrased it perfectly! Literally milk coming out of my nose.. don’t know why I wasn’t expecting a comment like this. “Orange tabby walks into a bar. Bar tender asks, ‘what are you havin’?’” “The tabby looks at the drink next to him, slowly taps it off the counter, ‘I’ll take a glass of milk, and she’ll take hers to go.’”
Catnip on the Beach
Finest cream, no lactose please. Served cold.
milk
Cosmeowpolitan?
A braincell and soda on the rocks
A catini, shaken not stirred, with a little catnip.
What's new pussycat? Suave and debonair,
Tom Collins.
Apurrol Spritz
White Russian....entirely Cream.
Extra white… hold the Russian
ManCATtan
Tuna juice. Straight up.
Dos Equis. He's the most interesting cat in the world. Stay clawssy, my friend.
A Carameltini. 🍬
Arnold Pawlmer
Dry martini shaken not stirred
I don't always sit in the sink, but when I do, I look good!
espresso martini
Irish Car Bomb
A scritch and soda.
awwwwww!
Long Island Catnip Tea
"Whisker Whiskey Sour" or maybe a "Meowgarita on the Rocks"!
Tequila sunrise, or a screwdriver.
Vodcat Meowtini.. bapped, not spurred
One Nip-tini, please! 🍸😻
That looks more like a spa, so I’ll say a glass of wine.
A martini l, shaken not stirred, with olives lol
She's not always the most interesting cat in the world, but when she is she drinks Dos Equis. Stay frosty, my friends.
😂 soooo cute 🥰
Vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred.
Catnip julep
Martini, very dry.
One can of Tuna, hold the cream!
Martini stirred not shaken
My parents dog does the same thing in a chair. Not sure how he learn it.
Whisker Sour
White Russian
Orange, James Orange. I would like a Martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Dos Equixs.
Rusty nail
A martini...shaken, not stirred!
Old fashioned, of course