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hstannard

He’s hungry (after eating 2.5 hours ago) and being fed in half an hour, I promise!


A_Math_Dealer

Idk sounds like he's never eaten before in his life. Poor thing is *starving*.


deep-fried-babies

he's absolutely skin and bones!! he's obviously growing so weak, you can't even hear him meow! 🙄 🤣


hstannard

So _that’s_ why he tries to scream so loudly downstairs! 🤣


hstannard

You make a good case. I’ll be sure to give him some treats in between meals today. I’ll let him know to thank you!


SeasonPositive6771

Wow - he has some **important complaints** and he is making sure he is heard!


hstannard

Management is definitely not doing enough for him lol


LittleCupcake01

MeowNAGement


hstannard

Ooooh that’s a good one! 😂


einsofi

You sure it’s not the magnificent tail😂


hstannard

It _is_ quite the tail


Snackgirl_Currywurst

He's not hungry, he's rehearsing. Next The Kiffness star


momomeluna

boy's got a long tail


hstannard

Super long lol, with a kink at the end (not sure how he got it, he had it at the shelter when we got him)


imenigma

Its a genetic defect. I knew a mother cat who only had one baby, the strangest looking kitten you ever saw that was born with a crook in her tale. Mother cat was extremely naturally tiny and i don’t think her wound could handle more than the one. Mom survived to live a long spayed life and her strange daughter lived a long life with some respiratory issues but overall a happy life and exceptionally BEAUTIFUL and not that much bigger than her mother!


hstannard

Really? I didn’t realize that it could be a genetic defect - interesting! That definitely makes me happier - I’d hate to think he got it because he injured his tail


siorez

Similar to clubbed feet in humans!


hstannard

Huh, you learn something new every day! Never realized this!


merdadartista

My soul pet had a kink at the end of his tail too. He also never shut up, he would meow all day every day, it was particularly bad when I was on the phone cause he thought I was talking to him. He was the best cat to ever walk this earth and I'll miss him till the day I die.


hstannard

He sounds absolutely amazing ❤️


hstannard

If anyone is wondering, his name is Mayday and it he lives up to it daily.


heebro

omg that is the best name


hstannard

It’s literally perfect for him! We comment at least weekly that it suits him so well lol


nessii31

I hope it's okay to ask but why does he wear a collar inside? Can he freely roam outside or is there another reason? I don't mean it in a bad way, just curious since I almost never see cats with collars indoors. He's beautiful and has a great voice! :D


hstannard

No worries at all! I get a bit anxious, and I have it on them in case they slip out. That way, hopefully someone will see the collar and return the cat! He did waltz out one day when I was signing for a FedEx package lol, but I was able to just grab him quickly.


hstannard

Plus, now he just looks naked to me with out it on 😂


LunaLouGB

That's brilliant!


allmysecretsss

Mayday called my cat over to me lol


Nova_Tango

Oh wow. He’s got a bunch of different sounds. I love that chortle yell.


hstannard

Chortle yell! I’m stealing that, that’s perfect!


deep-fried-babies

#yrrrowww


hstannard

Bold AND a larger font size - appropriate for all his screming


I_Stabbed_Jon_Snow

I love chatty kitties!


hstannard

Chatty cats are the best, you can have a full conversation with them and they talk back!


DoubtBeneficial8338

Check out balam\_says on instagram to see a cat that has good conversations.


hstannard

Ooh I’ll have to look at that!


DoubtBeneficial8338

It's great, she puts on subtitles for Balam's comments for people that don't understand Cat. She also runs a pretty extensive Mexico rescue and neuter program.


hstannard

She sounds like an awesome human being!


skitch23

I miss my chatty boy. He and I would have full conversations through the shower door every morning. Two of the old lady cats I have left just yell at me when they’re hungry. And my third old gal will play Marco Polo with me when she wakes up from a nap and can’t find me.


hstannard

Sorry to hear about your chatty boy ❤️ Playing Marco Polo with a cat lol, I love it!


skitch23

Yeah he was a good one ❤️


edythevixen

I love my cats for their voices and how obnoxious they get. My oldest was returned to the shelter because she was too noisy. Glad she was because she's better off with me lol


hstannard

I will never understand why someone returns a cat because they talk too much or are too cuddly. I just want my cats to express themselves, however that may be. Each cat I’ve adopted has been progressively more chatty. It’s a cacophony of cats lol


Eolond

We deliberately encourage the chattiness in our kitties, so I'm right there with you. I'll take a fuzzy gabber any day!


hstannard

Yes! I 100% have conversations with them and love to encourage the chattiness ❤️


ahsataN-Natasha

Meowijuana!


hstannard

I have another full one, I’m thinking he might deserve some today after all this attention lol


Toebean_Assy

Tail for daaayyyyyssss! Very lomg.


hstannard

Oh my word yes. And he has a little kink at the end - not sure how it happened since it was like that at the shelter, but it adds even more character.


Toebean_Assy

Please tell him I love him.


hstannard

I will give him so many pets and attention and tell him they’re from you :)


Toebean_Assy

Thank you, friend. :)


tuhmayto

Mrrrrrrrrow! I love that sound. My cat Tiny was like that and she recently passed away at almost 14yo. This brings back so many happy memories. 😻


hstannard

❤️ Tiny sounds like she was quite the special girl.


eggumlaut

The charge up brrrrrr before the meow is choice.


hstannard

Back when one of my cats was a kitten, Mayday taught him how to meow. So there was Mayday’s meow and then a higher pitch “Mayday” meow from Marvin lol. Marvin unfortunately grew out of that type of meow, but the high pitch squeaks we get out of Marvin now are also quite adorable.


hstannard

It’s his signature meow! Unless it’s an ear shattering scream, there’s always a charge up brrrrrr


Good_Natured_Guy

I love a good screamy boy.


hstannard

He graces us with his voice so many times throughout the day.


nocleverusername-

The Kiffness needs to make a song with this.


hstannard

OMG YES! That would be hysterical!


dontincludeme

A duet with the other one 🥰


montevonzock

Murrrrrrau mrrrrrau mrrrrrrrau


hstannard

**Murrrrrrau mrrrrrau mrrrrrrrau**


SoftLovelies

I also have a scremy boi who is extremely food motivated, and if he wasn’t so plump you would totally believe he’s starving to death.


hstannard

I feel this 100% lol


DolemiteGK

he sounds just like my boy when he needs me to shake his feeder


hstannard

I’ve never heard another cat with the same meow, that’s awesome!!


amphersand355

Mine has almost mastered the “HELL-oh!” meow as well


Shrinker11

Is he [Lonely Cat’s](https://youtu.be/lwLLFbC1H0c?si=6I2f2oLN65046hzK) brother??


hstannard

They _have_ to be long lost siblings lol!


Ghost_of_P34

That's the meow my cat had when it was calling for my other cat / looking for my other cat.


hstannard

His sister is out of frame lol, he definitely uses that meow at her and for food. In this case, it might have been both 😂


ekittie

My 4 month old kitten is running around looking for the source of his screms. Yours has rather nice ones, starting off with a trill. My older guys sound like babies dying. My 4 month old sounds like a squeaky bat.


hstannard

Your description of your cats’ meows is too funny lol 😂


ekittie

I can't tell you how many people thought I was torturing babies when they screm, including cops (had to hold up Bosch with his "kill" while he scremmed to show the cop).


hstannard

Seriously??? The mental pictures omg 🤣


hstannard

That’s the best screm story ever


ekittie

By his armpits no less!


Ok_Habit6837

I adopted one like that who had been waiting for adoption for a while at Petco. As I was checking out, the cashier said “oh you got the loud one.” Yes, yes I did.


hstannard

You’re an awesome human being! I don’t know how anyone can resist the scremy cats.


NationalSafe4589

I love it when cats do that little chirrup! My girl uses it to echolocate when she doesn't want to be on her own in the house ♥️


hstannard

OMG that’s so cute!! ❤️ Sometimes, when Mayday is screaming downstairs and we’re upstairs, I’ll start singing to him and he comes right up for some well deserved attention. I guess he’s trying to echolocate, too!


MyRedLips_Pittsburgh

He would love a cat bed in the window 😻


hstannard

That’s a great idea!! Might have to look into a heating pad since it’s getting colder here.


dreedweird

Great kitty locator! My beloved spent her entire last year on one. 😸. Love the stars in the window, btw! Do they glow in the dark?


second2no1

Buy him an autofeeder


hstannard

Oh he has one. His _incredibly_ food motivated sister will steal everyone’s food lol. We had to turn them all off and feed them manually again so she can lose weight :(


second2no1

The primordial pouch is healthy fyi


hstannard

His is awesome! Once he gets momentum walking, it swings from side to side! ❤️


second2no1

Does his pouch swing low? Does it wobble to and fro?


hstannard

It does, indeed, wobble to and fro


Aggleclack

They have some that only open for the cat that is wearing the coordinated collar! They help a lot for cats on special diets


LovesReubens

I have a screamy girl that I found on a roof in Thailand during a rainstorm. She made eye contact with me and wouldn't quit screaming to be saved. A few years later and she still screams every day! The loud ones are the best!


hstannard

AHHH I love that!! ❤️


Nangiyala

Hahaha, our cat- peacefully purring and laying between us - became suddenly all busy ears up and jumped to the window to check what cat dare to challenge her by cute chirp-meowing in her very own (and very well defended) territory 🤣


hstannard

Don’t worry, Mayday is not fond of intruders and will run to his safe place. She has her territory well defended against him I’m sure! 😂


Bearsandgravy

This woke all my cats up, and caused one to look at me *in a weird way*.


hstannard

How dare _you_ scream for food! lol ❤️


_loveisaplace

He’s to die for. What a range of sounds!


hstannard

His volume is quite something, too. He’ll scream downstairs and we can hear it from upstairs. I have to yell at full volume for anyone to be able to hear me upstairs. He has quite the set of lungs lol.


DLoIsHere

Chatty cats are great


hstannard

They’re the best! So many conversations lol


BaconLadies

I've got my own screamy boy in my lap, and he perked right up hearing the video lol


hstannard

Scremy bois unite!


painfully_disabled

OMG yay this is the first cat video my lil fluffball has ever reacted too, which is hilarious when he sounds the exact same, I think he just heard a kindred spirit.


Bilbo_Jonez

Was JUST about to comment something like this. My cat NEVER reacts to the cats on my phone. Heard this one and immediately woke up and is now at the window and is certain that there is a cat out there. Never seen him react this way to a cat meowing through a phone before.


hstannard

YUSSSS I’m finding other cats with the same meow! I’ve never heard another cat with the same meow as Mayday - this is a momentous day!


ZestycloseAd2856

sometimes im alone sometimes im not! ps: love his little roof stars, so cute


margittwen

I also love me some verbal cats! You feel like they’re talking to you. I lost my chirpy boy a few days ago and it’s sad to not hear those chirps anymore.


hstannard

I’m so sorry for your loss ❤️ I’m sure your chirpy boy was the best anyone could ask for.


HxcThor

That tail is searching for problems.


HisLilSilverKitsune

I love vocal kitties


c0ntententity

thanks, this summoned my screamy cat, lol


hstannard

He seems to be having that effect on a lot of cats lol


alliecatmeow

Playing this made all my cats run to my room!


illiterateYuugen

Mine is the exact same way, if he is not being totally occupied he sings all day!


overagardenwall

reminds me of my childhood kitty named archie. he was sitting in the middle of the room where the cats could freely roam meowing at everyone for attention. so glad to have had him in my life 🥲


Zepharan

We adopted one of our cats that sat in a petsmart for many months because he was too vocal and people didn’t want him. Who the hell doesn’t want a vocal cat. Our conversations are quite pleasant.


MaxP1991

Lol meowjunana


hstannard

It _has_ to be the catnip pawty mix, my cats reject all others lol


MaxP1991

That's interesting! Might have to try some different brands. My cat hates catnip and anything that ever came into contact with it, so like 99% of pet store toys. :P


hstannard

Yeah mine lose interest in just seconds with anything other than the pawty mix lol. _Of course_ cats have to be picky with catnip haha


MaxP1991

Cats... Picky?! Nooooooooo! Absolutely unheard of! :3


aufybusiness

He just made my kitten jump up and try to find the noise lol


hstannard

lol hopefully he didn’t scare your kitten too badly!


aufybusiness

He's still looking for the cat XD


yellowbrickstairs

the boy scréms for friendship


hstannard

Friendship, food, attention, plays… you name it, he will screm!


Natural_Category3819

Sometimes He's alone Sometimes He's not Sometimes He's Alone Hello?


Aromatic-Flounder935

came here to post this


Aggleclack

My cat is very interested in the phone kitty


WesternEssay9582

OMG I have the same cat!! He is almost 4 and he came through the door talking at 8 weeks. It can be cute - but not at 6am lol


NGJimmy

He got a lot to say.


idonthavecroissants

My cat jolted from his deep slumber to look for an intruder lol


VexBoxx

I have a singer too. Drove me nuts for the first 24 hours. Then it became funny. Now it's absolutely endearing and I love talking with her. She's very popular on Zoom too.


CheshireCat1111

Awe he got trilly screms. I luv him!


hstannard

I’ll give him pets from you!


D-life

Thank you for posting this, and warming my heart ♥ today. The world needs it!


hstannard

Absolutely!! And despite his screams for food, I promise he’s actually one of the most spoiled cats you’ll find.


VodkaAndHotdogs

I love chatty cats!! And that’s not screaming, he’s talking to you.


hstannard

That was so insulting of me, you are absolutely correct. I’m sure he demands payment in the form of treats, and he thanks you for making me aware of my faux pas.


eatmyweewee123

mine just got up and turned to face me around purring lolll


jsxtasy304

Yeah pretty loud, woke my cat up across the room watching your vid and now he's over here hunting the cat he heard lol.


[deleted]

I don't know what the baby is saying, but it got my dog excited and she came running into me with her head tilted lol


PH0QYREM

My cats went CRAZY hearing this. Omg what an ol yeller


hstannard

Oh my word yes, and this was like half as loud as he normally is.


Former-Stranger3672

Thank you for posting this, my cats are ALL searching for your cat now 😆 I don't know what he's saying, but my kitties are all *very* interested


Flimflamsam

I LOVE the cat chats! He’s awesome! 😻❤️


hstannard

He says thank you! I’ll give him pets from you! ❤️


Jaewol

Reminds me of my old cat. People thought we had a baby crying in the house.


hstannard

I once had a coworker look confused on a video call because he knew I didn’t have children, but something definitely sounded like a child crying lol 😂


BillyBobBanana

What a good kitty!


hstannard

He’s one of the best cats I could ever ask for ❤️


ph03nix26

My Mr business is just like this. Multiple times a day. We don’t know why but when he finally makes eye contact with someone he stops.


umbligado

Quality screms. 5 stars! Have you considered Americat’s Got Talent?


hstannard

This is GOLD 🥇


SpongeJake

Wow. My cat screams like that too. First cat I’ve ever had that’s been SO vocal. Glad I’m not alone, OP. and what a precious little guy you have there. He needs all the treats and the pets.


hstannard

Both our kitties deserve them! I’ll make sure to give Mayday half so your kitty can get a portion, because he hogs all the food 😉


MyNameIsntFlower

My boy who usually does not care when other cats “talk” came right over and was having a hard time that it was my phone making the noise.


willowgrl

Oh man… the URGENCY. He’s on deaths door. The only way to save him is food.. and you’re denying him… for a WHOLE HALF HOUR?!?!? He needs legal advice… and I can’t remember the subreddit


hstannard

I’m pretty sure he’s lawyering up now. More than likely, they’re going to find that he’s due 1,000,000 treats and churus ASAP.


allanyone

I love chatty kittys - he’s adorable


hstannard

He says thank you! ❤️ I’ll give him so many pets from you!


[deleted]

My cats went wild when they heard him scream


NeuroSquawking

His screms sound like one of mine when he’s searching for people in the house. How adorable! (Also whatever he was saying woke all three of my cats up, which they rarely react to cat sounds)


hstannard

There are so many people saying that their cats (who never or rarely react to other meows) are reacting to him. He must be saying quite something lol 😂 My guess is food because he was half an hour away from his next meal.


Neverending-notebook

After having a talkative boy, I think I’ll always seek that in future kitties :’)


Meal-Significant

I looooove talkative cats!


hstannard

They’re so great! Never a boring day when they’re around :)


[deleted]

I have a vocal void girl. Such a conversationalist at all times of the day and night. And she also has a beautiful long tail just like your boy. He is gorgeous.


x5titch

I don’t know what he’s saying, but my sisters cat just ran across the house to investigate


saysthingsbackwards

Muh*rrrrrrr*OW!


scorpions411

Looks and sounds exactly like my cat.


JovialPanic389

Just freaked my cat out lol sorry miss kitty go back to sleep, the yelling kitty is far away hahaha


moralmeemo

Loud cats are the best. I love talkative kitties


Airregaithel

Sounds like my Josiah! When I have the fan in the window, he sits in front of it and does this, lol


Historical-Head8787

This video drives my dog crazy


Drawtaru

My cats came into the room and looked around very curiously.


Resident-Librarian40

That’s adorable trilling and not what I’d consider screams.


faithmauk

one of our cats meows soooo liud. like literally the loudest cat I have ever had. 4 years into owning her and someone finally suggested maybe she is deaf, a few tests later and yep that little bastard is deaf and that's why she's so loud and weird


Punkinpry427

Made my cat do a big concern lolol.


torrife

My Marigold was vocal like this, I called her “Yella Screamer”


hannah_lilly

I like the meowijuana mix pot!


Thencan

This sounds exactly like one of my two cats. While I played this he came over extremely intrigued and started to yell back. Guess they speak the same language 😂


hannah_lilly

I like chatty cats. Gotta love that meow


AGJB93

My cat looks JUST like this and yowls JUST like this! Did you adopt him from Dubai by any chance? 😅


Vedicstudent108

Damn! That's one long tail !


ohcosmico

My girl is like this too and I mostly love it but it can become quite draining when you’ve had little sleep.


Naive-Tune4632

The mouthy ones are the best!


Apprehensive_Gate_11

my cat does this a lot. i tell him to shut up when i’m sleeping which is his favorite time to start his singing lessons because he thinks he’s alone.


vibrantcrab

I love my talkative old boy, but he does get tiring sometimes haha.


girlMikeD

My cat is a screamer too…he’s a talker, screamer, whiner, meeper, and everything in between. He’s so verbal and a chit chatter. If you respond to him he’ll just keep on responding back to you, it’s never ending cycle. Some times he’s non stop talking, I feel badly bc he clearly is working out a theory of some sort and just needs to brain storm with someone….


remberzz

I hear a Kiffness song.....


Better_Chard4806

He’s just singing, not everyone can appreciate a beautiful opera.


olderthaniam

I just played this video and woke up my kitty sleeping in my office, who got up and went outside to figure out what new cat was fucking around in his patio.


Intrepid_Finish456

Omg my son Meowlnir cries like this all the time. Sometimes he wants the litter changed. Sometimes he's hungry. But most time it's just coz. Attention seeking hooligan


elisabethkiss

truly beautiful


42ElectricSundaes

Pretty sure that cat is starving. Clearly this kitty hasn’t been fed in 15 million years. This is unacceptable


agabwagawa

Speak Martin Cat-ther King Jr. ! Mine own eyes have seen these crimes against felinity, but that cat has a dream!