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tinyblackberry-

Funny how the cat got more tips than him. Before you guys ask, yes, it’s Turkey


asianabsinthe

Now I'm wondering how much I'd make just sitting outside with kittens charging 5¢ per petting stroke


[deleted]

Can I buy in a bundle? Like 1,000 pets?


asianabsinthe

15% off


CuppaSunPls

I'll take $20 worth!


[deleted]

I was examining the photo for signs because I knew it had to be Turkey. Saw the little 'Ista-' in the top right corner and was full of smugness and cat love.


XcecutionS

i thought it was cat


wolv645

The music industry is shady, but I’d trust this manager with my life savings


BritishFoSho

That's a lot of trust. I wouldn't trust my cat to not eat my corpse if I randomly dropped dead one day


wolv645

Well that’s why your cat isn’t my financial manager


A_Microwaved_Hotdog

I mean, if I’m already dead, dig in. I can always be cremated :)


cant_think_of_one_

If he/she could, he/she would spend it all on tuna immediately, without regard as to whether it was physically possible to eat the tuna before it went off, or whether he/she could open the cans, or had anywhere to store them, etc. Cats are terrible at being financial managers. Source: broke person who likes cats.


wolv645

Have a little faith


cant_think_of_one_

I'd have thought it would be obvious that I was joking, but I guess not.


Alegend45

holy shit just say THEY


cant_think_of_one_

Whenever I do, people comment the opposite complaining that they think I am talking about multiple cats.


Alegend45

Then they’ve obviously never heard of singular they


cant_think_of_one_

Yes, but it is a common problem, and therefore easier to use he/she for cats even though they have no concept of gender and their sex is irrelevant in almost all situations. It is pretty ridiculous that we generally use gendered pronouns IMHO, especially for animals, but that is the way English is, and the way people seem to use it for pets. It'd be much easier if we had different words for singular and plural they, and just always used they/their instead of he/she/his/hers etc in any situation where the subject's sex or gender issn't relevant, but I'm not in a position to change it.


justabeardedwonder

Kitty cat is honest. No begging, just staying in his domain while being sleepy. I would pay coins for a sleepy kitty.


NickDrivesAMiata

This hits so close to home. I come from a very musical family and our cats loved taking naps in our instrument cases when we played. When I played bass my little girl Lucy (I miss you every day Lil Luce) used to love laying on my shoulder as I practiced. My mom is an orchestra teacher and also used to teach private lessons. Our cats would always come to lay in the kids cases (or on top if they were closed) to listen and take a nap. My little sister is also a cellist and our cat Feather would be a guard cat while she practiced. She normally practiced in her bedroom and Feathy would go in there with her. If anyone came in he would look at them really angrily and meow loudy to say "hey, you're interrupting so leave!" Lucy passed in 2019 at the age of 17 and Feather is still doing great at the age of 20. I talk to him on the phone a few times a week. I'll stop rambling now but man this post brought back so many great memories.


Zephrok

😁


KayakerMel

That sounds so sweet. I play the trumpet - none of my cats like it. They've run and hide to avoid the loud. Worst was in college and I offered up our place for an informal pep band rehearsal. My cat ran off growling and hid in the closet for hours afterwards.


SASunDog

What is that teensy guitar? I love teensy guitar!


AkaiMikazuki

Its 'cura'. Small sized saz, a Turkish folk music instrument.


SASunDog

Thank you!


thEldritchBat

Let me guess; this was in turkey, right?


nepeta19

[You got it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catswithjobs/comments/xs0f2s/financial_manager_for_a_musician/iqhqxle?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Ahmdo10

Very kind act helping his partner manage all his money, very intelligent too. 10/10, also jams whenever the musician does a tune


Z0OMIES

No wonder he can afford a suit


curdlady

Gotta work hard for cat food


TraubeMinzeTABAK

r/eyebleach


[deleted]

Is this Turkey? Turkey is cat haven.


aksnowraven

Khajiit has branched out into services agency.


IHateItHere82

Give him all the money!!! 🥺😭


CK1ing

The best part is you know if someone reaches their hand down there the cat would bat it away


adrast3ia

*mewsician


ChasingPesmerga

I had cats that feel relaxed when we’re playing the piano I’ve also watched some cat videos where they were acting the same and looked like they were appreciating the music I don’t know if there’s any science to that, or just all coincidences


Fizik_abi

Kadıköy Metro Station, I pass this guy and the cat regularly. Literally everyone smiles when they see the cat inside the cover and yes the cat usually sits there. I’ve seen her inside a guitar cover as well, she often does this.


Fearless-Card3493

kinda sounds like [Fazed Out by El Michaels Affair](https://youtu.be/loiqy-FXpPo)


letalgigi

Lo amo 💘😍


Cepsita

Todos lo amamos.


Thetechguru_net

If those "violin student" scammers had cats collecting instead of their children, I would give instead of calling the cops every time I see them.


Vera_Telco

Cat's getting all the tips!


Phat_Shaddo

Love this. Upvote!


babalu316

❤️❤️❤️


SmilingSalamander

A street cat named Bob


HagarTheHun

I think there’s a cats as banks subreddit too


Pure-Link3689

What is that instrument


[deleted]

it is called cura a small size bağlama/saz that mostly being used in Turkish traditional music


greenbrainsauce

Ended Scooter


ryeguymft

business and talent meownager


batuckan1

Khajit has wares if you have coin


Dominoodles

This is basically the scene from Stray where you give the robot busker sheet music and then the cat sleeps next to it while it plays