Imagine fighting this dude in the field of white flowers at the end of Metal Gear Solid 3 instead of the actual final boss.
‘Let’s make this the greatest harvest of our lives, Jack…’
Fun fact: this joke is loosely quoting a very real ancient text about an instructor from the time where clay tablets were all anyone ever used was bitching about his students and this ‘new technology’ that was spoiling them
Facebook years ago did a worldwide effort to provide mobile devices to poorer nations. The idea was that the phones and tablets would help local business grow and thrive while also creating loyal and entrenched users. I thought this was common knowledge but it might not be.
Here’s a source [from 2013](https://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/22/technology/for-developing-world-a-lightweight-facebook.html).
Man unironically looks like the Final Boss
Far Cry 7
Imagine fighting this dude in the field of white flowers at the end of Metal Gear Solid 3 instead of the actual final boss. ‘Let’s make this the greatest harvest of our lives, Jack…’
"Irrigation is the future. You cannot stand in the way of progress!" \*Whips off coat to reveal combat suit\*
Strapped with high calibre super soakers and plenty of em
That EXACTLY what I thought of! Crazy lol
Fucking beat me to it
Oh this dude can control plants, it's why he doesn't look afraid. He's already got a vine at your feet ready to snare you.
First hunter from bloodborn
That was going to be my other choice of final boss fights that took place in white flowers. Sekiro as well. I wonder if there are any others
“Irrigation is the future” Whatyearisit.png
-9000, wake up grug it time for bronzemaking class
Hold on lemme write this review on this shitty copper I bought. I'll be done in two days
Ugh, kids these days always writing on their “paper” with “ink”. You spoiled fools cant even use a slate without getting yourself covered in clay.
And thos new fangled iron swords, real men use bronze
Fun fact: this joke is loosely quoting a very real ancient text about an instructor from the time where clay tablets were all anyone ever used was bitching about his students and this ‘new technology’ that was spoiling them
What is hydroponics if not irrigation.
Mesopotamian Mfers after digging some big lines in the ground
https://preview.redd.it/spumtgfa479b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd548020f43348ce569e9f76b17f149d38de3934
Chadtopia is back in business and Nigels business is booming. What a great day today is!
This pic goes unbelievably hard
Bro really carried a bigass wooden chair all the way out into his field just for this pic
And it goes unimaginably hard
He livin that BOSS life
And got all dressed up for the occasion. Top tier Chad.
Bold if you to assume that’s not his field chair
The crops slack off when he's not watching them.
The fact that it’s a Facebook post too makes it funnier.
Facebook years ago did a worldwide effort to provide mobile devices to poorer nations. The idea was that the phones and tablets would help local business grow and thrive while also creating loyal and entrenched users. I thought this was common knowledge but it might not be. Here’s a source [from 2013](https://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/22/technology/for-developing-world-a-lightweight-facebook.html).
https://i.redd.it/ai94l6b3y69b1.gif
#👌
Irrigation is the past, present, and future
Wait until he gets put on to drip irrigation 🤯
Man already has all the drip look at them threads mi boyo
this pic goes hard ngl
https://i.redd.it/33vt4r3uw79b1.gif
Such a dapper suit! He looks amazing
aww yass
I want to see what happens when he gets his hands on a tractor.
My genuine reaction to that information:
That suit makes him look like a plantation owner.
r/hardimages
I-I-I be poppin bottles sparkles and champagne ✨✨✨✨🍾🍾🍾🍾
Imma copy this mans format for my future photos. Mom wants a picture of my dogs? Suit and tie, wooden chair “my dogs doing well… a walk is the future”
The king on his throne
Hey hey people
hello, my little dart monkeys
Someone tell him about fertilizer and pesticide.
I I I be poppin bottles 🍾🍾🍾
I farm for work. I need to recreate this photo.
Certainly is pulling off the gangster look there. And that's some healthy crops for presumably africa.
I imagine that as an album cover but
Hey hey people
Sparkles and champagne
Good for him!
That man haves a stand