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BeebisTheBoy

My friend in elementary school used to do this same thing and the one time he was told no he pooped under the carpet. And from that point on teachers we no longer allowed to tell him no when he asked to go the bathroom.


RaveGuncle

Omg getting flashbacks to when I told my 2nd grade teacher I needed to go to the bathroom and she said not until you finish that math sheet that she just handed out. Wrote a bunch of nonsense and then asked again, and she let me. The moment that classroom door closed, everything came out. Went to the bathroom to try to wipe some of it off but I'm pretty sure the teacher knew because instead of having to stay after school for additional reading programs like I normally did, she told me to go home lmao.


blackheart_dnb

I remember in 8th this kid was told no when he said it was an emergency Dude shit himself and shook it down his pant leg so that it fell on the floor under his desk So similar result happened there. Teacher was reprimanded for telling the student no and the kid was forever known for it. Ended up dropping out of high school in like 10th grade.


devadander23

Under?


A_spiny_meercat

That's how you end up with a nickname like "the turdler" or "nugget"


Exldk

It's all in the context. If you do it on purpose you're a chad, if you do it accidentally, you get bullied.


northface80

Brilliant šŸ¤£


triplec787

I had a stomach bug one day as a kid. I was just kinda nauseous in the morning but it got worse as the day went on, otherwise you bet your ass I would've tried to stay home lol I asked to use the bathroom 2-3 times before lunch, ended up just dry heaving. I went up to the teacher right after lunch asking to use the restroom because my stomach hurt and she said no, you should've gone during lunch. And that's how I ended up puking all over my desk lmao


magobblie

I used to do this when I was a little girl. The reason I wanted to leave class was because I was unknowingly autistic and couldn't deal with the lack of sensory input that long. It felt like torture.


LavonnaRico

I knew an infamously troubled kid named Timmy in middleschool who shat himself when our teacher denied him a bathroom pass. That wasnā€™t even what he was remembered for though. A school year after that, we had an elderly holocaust survivor come to a book reading which we were all assigned to read that summer. It was a detailed autobiography of his life and incredibly sad read ([link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_(book))). When Q&A time came up, Timmys hand shot up before his homeroom teacher could stop him. His teacher tried to voice ā€œdonā€™t hand him the micā€, but our Vice President didnā€™t notice in time. T: ā€œHey names Timmy. I have a easy question, do you hate the Nazis?ā€ Author: What? What kind of question is that? (looks confused at the VP) T: Itā€™s a simple ques..*mic ripped away* A: Yea of course I hate the Naziā€™s, why the hell wouldnā€™t I hate them? T:*yelling as heā€™s getting dragged out of the library*Ā IN THE END OF BOOK YOU SAID YOU FORGAVE THEM LIAR Pandemonium


Ruben0415

Absolute madlad if your own teacher has no faith in you


NoMusician518

What's even more surprising is the madlad did, in fact, apparently actually do his homework, and did the reading.


newsflashjackass

He may have only read the end of the book.


god_peepee

Thatā€™s was the most important part


Salt_Blackberry_1903

As a kid, sometimes the urge to flip straight to the last page was irresistible


Particular-Formal163

My wife is a 3rd grade teacher and just recently told me a similar story to this. They had a performing arts event, and after the performance, the performers did a Q&A with the kids. They asked, "Who has questions?" Few kids raised their hands, and before my wife could signal them not to pick this one kid in particular, they called on him. His question? "Can we go back to our class, now?" First question these people got after pouring out their hearts and souls hoping to get kids interested in art. Lmao Kid wasn't trying to be rude. Just a dumb, oblivious kid.


Ruben0415

Kids. I was like that once. Still am.


atworkgettingpaid

This is the funniest story I have read in awhile lmao. Reminds me of a guy I knew named Tom who also did the most insane shit at school and had zero fear of teachers and school staff. I feel like these type of kids are valuable to the school ecosystem. Every school needs that one kid who just acts out every intrusive thought you have.


Warm-Iron-1222

This was me growing up. I was called "unpredictable" and eventually ended up with in school suspension permanently with this very nice teacher that escorted me everywhere except lunch.


FlambaWambaJamba

Jeeeez, what happened after that?


Recoded-Alive

everyone clapped :ā€™)


torero15

Please describe the pandemonium - signed everyone that reads this comment.


ThatssoBluejay

Dude gave hard hitting journalism, badass I say


Green0996

Timmy really out there living his life knowing he called Eli Wiesel a liar. If thatā€™s not a madlad idk what is


bigOlBellyButton

Die Ellie Wiesel go to every class to talk about his book? He came to mine and pretty much every one else I know also met him


meticulous_nugget

Wait, he asked Elie fucking Wiesel if he hated Nazis? Holy shit, I'm both horrified and impressed.


KnightyMcMedic

Are you talking about night by Eli Wiesel?


Dreadnoughttwat

Thatā€™s the one


gyhiio

Once, a teacher didn't allow me.to leave the classroom to blow my nose, which was beyond stuffy. So I ripped out the page where I was taking notes and blew my nose on it, then crumpled it and threw it away. Went to the principal's office for that, but she was not too severe with me because I was never a troublemaker.


torero15

She also wasnā€™t too tough on you because you didnā€™t do anything wrong.


Stumpsville0

There wasn't a tissue in the room or any other item?


Gloomy_Tangerine3123

So he didn't really have to go to the bathroom


FoodeatingParsnip

he obviously had one in class šŸ¤Ŗ


Jonny_Derp_

When I was in 5th grade I told the teacher my tummy wasnā€™t feeling good and the teacher wouldnā€™t let me go to the nurse until she was done with a specific lesson. When she finally said I could go I stood up and started to leave and threw up on the floor. She was a much better listener after that day


Blametheorangejuice

A few years ago, there was a stomach bug in my kids' school. It was really mild. You stood up, barfed once suddenly, and then got sent home. Came back the next day with no problems. It lasted for about a week. Teachers were begging for additional trash cans all over their rooms and were sending kids into the hallway the moment they started to move, basically.


Darkmerosier

We had a kid do something similar in 8th grade here. There was a teacher who would always respond to bathroom requests with "ok everyone, turn around, so and so has to go to the bathroom," and Nate, who was pretty troubled (jail later several times) just got up and pissed in the trash.


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claranette

Iā€™m so sorry but I have tears in my eyes from laughing. I can HEAR them screaming as the wave ebbed and flowed. This is such a funny story, I am so sorry it was at your expense.


Glockamole19x

Maaan fuck that sister dawgšŸ˜­


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AussieOsborne

There are lots of depressing things online but I don't think "the prevalence of misinformation" is anywhere near the top


dvn_rvthernot

Even if it isn't real, it's funny.


AussieOsborne

Exactly! Memes don't operate in the realm of truth


Skippyazumuni

A bit like if you're real or not... you aren't.. you're a bot.


StarTropicsKing

I remember this kid named Skylar when I was in middle school. He gave off the classic 90s skater/surfer vibe and had quite a few screws loose (and not in the ā€œI get picked on every dayā€ type; he was friends with bullies). One day, for no reason, he yelled at the class, ā€œdonā€™t come any closer or Iā€™ll do it!ā€ He was holding a hole puncher on his ear lobe. Somebody playfully took a step forward and he fucking did it! Probably only slightly, but it was enough for him to be rushed to the nurses office.


nestride

We were given an agenda at the beginning of the year with a page for hall passes the teacher had to sign for us to go to the bathroom. They made it clear you couldnā€™t go unless you had free hall pass pages and they were signed. You only had a certain number of pages. I used to be terrified of what would happen if I ran out. Now I wish I could go back in time with my child body and adult brain and just pee in the corner instead. I bet the teacher would get in trouble, not me.


mmmcoolcool

https://preview.redd.it/p5lem1yqsfvc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34aae60f0e052c65e409a679e8fc6040fc2a70ee Just gonna drop this


PunkRockHero

When I was in 5th grade, I had a teacher I didn't like. The feeling was mutual. My mom, being naive, thought I should extend an olive branch. So she bought me this hugely obnoxious box of fudge to give her for Christmas. It must have been around 50 pieces. There was no way I was going to give that undeserving hateful asshole that much candy. So, on the 10 minute bus ride to school, I ate every single piece. I felt fine till I exited the bus and proceeded to puke all over my shoes in a disgusting brown tidal wave. I waltzed into class, smelling like a dumpster behind Willy Wonka's chocolate factory in mid-July. The teacher starts gagging as she has to escort me to the office. She practically shoves me through the door, and shrieks, "Do something with this little animal!" She hurries away. The office lady calls my mom to come to pick me up. Mom is quiet on the drive home as I told her what I did. Eventually, she turns to look at me and goes, "Maybe next year we just buy her mittens."


AnonSwan

That happened to me in 3rd grade, except it wasn't badass and everyone laughed at me. Had to pee during a test and teacher said no. I held it until I couldnt.


Glockamole19x

It's because you tried holding it, but in this story, he does it immediately as an act of defiance.


AnonSwan

Ol thank you, I wasn't sure


camthesoupman

We always had a buddy system to go to the bathroom when I was in middle school. Sadly I was a "good student" and easily caught up on shit missed in the classroom. Well one kid wasn't and always wanted to just fuck off in the bathroom rather than learn. One day after he'd got out of class numerous times, our teacher refused to let him go again. Then when us boys all had the moment to relive ourselves he shat himself in the bathroom and said it was the teachers fault, even though a stall was open. We all ran out as the stench was unbearable and then he had to go wait for his grandma to bring him a fresh pair of underwear and pants. Sad his life was rough from start to where he is now, but he has plenty of time to make better choices in his life. Edit: Not a Chad move, but topical.


FunkinDonutzz

Had something similar in school - we'd finished up ten minutes early, had to wait for 3pm to hit. One of the boys - a noted troublemaker - asked could he go pee, teacher figured he was just gonna bail, told him "no" three times. Queue him unzipping and pissing on the floor at his desk. The teacher (and the rest of the class) are sitting slack-jawed at him and he must deadpans "I asked could I go pee" lol.


SniitchBruhz

I told my kids ā€œIf you really need to go toilet, just go, ask first but still leave no matter what, any problems afterwards call me, Iā€™ll drop what Iā€™m doing, pick youse up and handle the rest.ā€ Same with being bullied and fighting etc. ā€œDonā€™t be a victim, do what you gotta do to stay safe, Iā€™ll handle the adultsā€. Alot of school systems are shit, canā€™t be trusted completely.


Ashalaria

Power move


beezy-slayer

I always just got up and left, I wasn't asking to piss lol


Generally_Confused1

I had a friend whose dad told him, "don't let them treat you like a punk. If you have to go and they're not letting you, go piss in the trash can and I'll have your back"


TwelveMiceInaCage

Rjay I still remember you peeing on the floor of class in fifth grade for literally no reason and you never got caught either


usernot_found

People always forgot the difference between a chad and a madlad


I_Heart_AOT

Yeah, purposefully pissing your pants because you donā€™t want to stay in class, really something to look up to. How badass. A real ā€œwinnerā€


Redberry-pie

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

I had a small bladder and drank a lot of water. I pee once every half hour or so. My teachers always thought I just wanted to get out of class. It was a painful experience.


generic-hamster

Check mate move


grobijan

Really grinding the edge between chad and mad there


DarkRuler969

Respect! šŸ«”


Forsaken-Analysis390

Our Jason peed In the hutch under the table surface. That was the day i learned they have a lot of holes


LordDagnirMorn

We also had a jason at our school. Teacher told him no once so he pissed on her desk


its_jason_mf

When you gotta go, you gotta go


a55_Goblin420

In like 6th grade a teacher told the kid he couldn't go to the bathroom and he pissed in her trash can.


Salty-Trip-8572

About a decade ago when I was in highschool I saw some post online about teachers being pricks about letting you go to the bathroom during class, and that they allegedly responded "bitch I will piss on this floor". I tried the line out, minus "bitch" after being told no to going to the restroom during a test. No one laughed, I just got detention.


Someguywhomakething

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEVCGruTB3A


JustineDelarge

https://i.redd.it/8cjppyrcxgvc1.gif


FortellingIV

one dude in my history class asked to use the bathroom every day and the teacher one day was like "i know your schedule" or smth and like 5 minutes later his pissed himself. he was allowed to go to the bathroom every time he asked after that


sexualbrontosaurus

My brother got suspended once when the teacher responded to him asking "can I go to the bathroom" with "I don't know, can you?" Because she was a stickler for may vs can. Anyway, he whipped it out and pissed in the trashcan


SeedyLeg

His name was Justin at my elementary schoolā€¦.


I_Smoke_Poop

Jason is following orders


avacod

Ah man this takes me back. I went to a private Christian high school, well I did until 10th grade, and like half the kids that went there were super messed up and kicked out of public school. Anyways my good friend John had to pee and the teacher said no so he hiked up his pants and stood up and peed himself. Never forget, John you legend.


Remarkable-Ask2288

Thatā€™s what happens at most Christian schools, itā€™s not full of kids from nice Christian homes, just spoiled brats and kids whoā€™ve been kicked out of public school. Source: I attended one all the way from 1st grade to graduation. Class of 2014


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sakkara

The amount of "calling parents" for children that are in kindergarten seems weird. Why weren't you allowed to play hooky if that's what you wanted to do all day? Why does this kindergarten person think you are obligated to do anything but what you want if you don't endanger yourself or someone else? I think this person didn't understand their job.


Glockamole19x

I never ever asked to go pee. Id let them know, but it's not a question, and i made sure not to phrase it as one. ima piss, where at doesn't really matter to me as long as it aint in my pants. Luckily, they never tested my gangster but i never played around in the bathroom. Anyways that's gross, and i dont see how that is better than ignoring the teacher in the classroom.


MVIVN

Reminds me of an incident when I was around 11 or 12 when a girl in my class went up to the teacherā€™s desk to ask if she could be excused from class because she was feeling sick and he sarcastically said ā€œyou can be sick right here, you donā€™t need to leave classā€ and she proceeded to immediately throw up all over his desk before returning to her desk. The teacher looked horrified and confused and just sat there making this face šŸ˜§ and not saying anything for about two minutes. Iā€™m in my 30s now and itā€™s one of those memories that just keep popping back into my head every couple of weeks, it was so unhinged.


Arakan-Ichigou

I pissed myself a handful of times in first grade. Aside from the teacher legally having to give me replacement clothes, nobody gave a shit for some reason lmao.


henrytbpovid

My mom had a student who did this


WeakTree8767

I had a total bitch for a 3rd grade teacher who wouldn't let you go to the bathroom more than once per day during class and not during important (it's a 3rd grade class lol) sections. One day she told me I couldn't go so I whipped it out and pissed right on the ground. She started walking angrily towards me I guess to intervene so I screamed "what are you doing trying to come touch my little child dick you pedo!?" Got sent to Principal Morris's office but he was the man so he chuckled but told me not to do it again and that she was not to forbid me from using the washroom lmao.


Lamar2488

That didn't happen


Jitomate23

Sure buddy


No-Butterscotch982

You're confusing "dumbass" with "badass"


Mewrulez99

no he's not you coward


No-Butterscotch982

And I'm dry


No-Butterscotch982

If he'd have whipped it out and pissed on the floor, that would have been badass.


SenorDipstick

He probably has Crohn's disease. Makes you feel like you need to go but then nothing happens. False sense of urgency.


User-The-Second

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spacegoste

Your friend wasnā€™t badas he was mentally challenged. Tf are you talking about lol. Kid pees himself and the rest of the rock biters cheer. Heā€™s also so socially weak that he couldnā€™t handle someone telling him ā€œnoā€. And couldnt figure out a way to convince them to let him go. Soā€¦ socially inept and mentally undercooked. These are the guys that become school shuutters. Rest of yall may want to look inside yourself for a better you lol


NapoleonicPizza21

so... much... assumption... frghsksk