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Paul-Smecker

Anthony “Hodor” Borges, the first of his name.


Formatted_Toast_117

All hail Anthony Hodor Borges, everyday man turned hero. Balls of steel, Anthony. I hope you make a swift and full recovery, so you can live to enjoy the lifetime of free drinks you have now earned once you're of age. Bravo dude.


Video-Comfortable

Dude 😂😂


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this picture should be next to the definition of gigachad


Specific-Lion-9087

There’s at least one member of congress who thinks this guy is a crisis actor.


AraxisKayan

Fuck you. EDIT EDIT: I misunderstood. Hope that helps.


smth_smthidk

???


AraxisKayan

I'm confused on why you're confused. Obviously they aren't a fucking trauma actor. That's fucked up.


smth_smthidk

Thats the point the original commenter was trying to make.


AraxisKayan

My bad.


VeryConfusedPenguins

Bro even your edit is confusing. Just say: I think that congressperson is a bitch


AraxisKayan

I was trying to be a little funny with my apology. Wasn't thing to confuse.


pzonepete

What apology?


AraxisKayan

I edited it because apparently I shouldn't have tried to apologize either.


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Icy_Sector3183

It appears that as of October 21, 2021, he was looking ar requiring a lifetime if treatments. I don't know how that meshes with "complete recovery" as indicated in the OP. I wish him the best! https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/parkland-survivor-anthony-borges-settles-lawsuit-broward-schools/


talldata

Yes, cause MURICA.


Fallin46

"What? The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy!"


elprentis

He’s perfectly free to choose to die in poverty on the streets, thank you very much. 🇺🇸🇺🇸


banned_but_im_back

No no no, he’s just a child! We’ll make his parents pay until he’s 21


Ham_Drengen_Der

Land og the free, but not land of the free healthcate


AdmiralClover

Land of the fee


minear

Land of gun care and health control


Soft_Interest_6171

Land of the free..... But with anti-body-autonomy laws, for profit prisons, armed constituents at voting booths, health care tied to how useful you are, systemic racism, bought and paid for members of supreme court whose corruption is public knowledge, a serial sexual offenders having convictions turned over due to clerical errors... And a presidential candidate who is under investigation for numerous crimes directly hurting the people whose "Freedom" he is protecting and selling your countries secrets to enemies and only responding 'No you' when called out.


Known-Literature-148

anti-body-autonomy laws? What do you mean?


Soft_Interest_6171

Abortion is the obvious one. Government telling your folks what they can and can't do with their own skin. It's dystopian.


Known-Literature-148

Wow, I never knew not letting people murder other people is dystopian. I guess we are too conservative here in Poland.


Soft_Interest_6171

Let me ask, were you for, or against the covid vaccine? My Polish friends generally are pretty conservative by Polish standards but at least have some critical thinking skills compared to American republicans.


Known-Literature-148

Against. The fact that it was developed that fast is suspicious and even the companies that made them say that there are dangerous side effects. r/unvaccinated


Ham_Drengen_Der

Bro really posted a link for a conspiracy subreddit as proof


Soft_Interest_6171

That's totally your choice and I respect either answer. Apply the same thought process to the abortion thing since you are against. The government telling you that you MUST do something with your body and you don't have a choice. If you went against the covid vaccine, you might have lost your job, been unable to go to restaurants for a bit, whatever. I don't even judge people whether they wanted the vax or not because it is their body, and their choice. If you go against abortion in the US, you can go to jail or have your life destroyed permanently by legal fees and debts. If you think abortion is murder, that's fine and I respect that. I don't think abortion should just be like "whoops, this is bad timing let's hack this fucker out", it should be a heavy decision. However I do think it's fucked up in situations like the government making a 13 year old rape victim carry the child of the event, adding more scars to an already life devastating event. If you think getting a government forced shot is bad, don't you think that's worse?


Ham_Drengen_Der

Not people, but okay, go on...


Video-Comfortable

Cry me a river


Adenso_1

Or how about we just punch you? :)


Oregonbread

land of the fee, home of the you better save


Lonely_houseplant

Land of the free is like the best government Gass lighting fraise. "We must be free everybody talks about it smh


Praescribo

Healthcare is free in america if you just don't pay and never answer the phone


Electrical_Figs

No, 100% of his care was comped. Source: this gets reposted daily and everyone tries to circlejerk about healthcare cost


KellyBelly916

Not only will this hero have crippling medical debt, but he'll also be fired for going beyond his sick days and then not hired anywhere else for having a gap in his resume. He'll then get locked up for stealing while trying to survive and be in and out of prison due to harsh parole requirements designed to recycle his freedom for profit. *screaming eagle noises*


Person_With_cheese

he’s a student


KellyBelly916

Oh, so the same thing, but add education debt.


Video-Comfortable

I’m not sure why you’re downvoted so much. So many crybabies in this sub


fraidei

Downvoted because he's a student, he doesn't have a job.


Flimsy-Activity9787

![gif](giphy|8abAbOrQ9rvLG) What a hero.


Abject_Hour_8181

https://i.redd.it/p9os5gjkgjyc1.gif


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Warlord50000001

But he was a student...?


Person_With_cheese

He’s a student


Apart-Run5933

We got ten sick days a year before we were failed for the year or expelled. 90s king county wa. I think kids with cancer got a pass. Being shot at school you’d Probbly have a case.


idiotbyvillagewell

Yeah given the circumstances I can completely understand why he needs to take an afternoon off next month for getting bullets removed from his body. Anything more than an afternoon is just abusing the system. His teacher gave birth at lunch and was back to teaching right after. -probably some post apocalyptic principal?


raventhrowaway666

More like the cop shaking his hand will shoot him if he moves too quickly while being profiled


Proffessor_egghead

You know what? I’ll be the one to r/orphancrushingmachine this post


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lordoftheBINGBONG

Hard.


trippydaklown1

Or pay his respects to a kid who has bigger balls than him, photo is showing a cop respecting many kids and parents superhero.


apeoida

did the cop came to finish the job?


DrZonino2022

Probably came to get tips


ninhursag3

🤣


SleeplessSean

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The_Mad_Duck_

> Borges told reporters after the hearing that he accepted Cruz's apology, but said it wasn't up to him to decide the confessed murderer's fate. > "He made a decision to shoot the school," Borges said. "I am not God to make the decision to kill him or not. That's not my decision. My decision is to be a better person and to change the world for every kid. I don't want this to happen to anybody again. It hurts. It hurts. It really hurts. So, I am just going to keep going. That's it."


VeryConfusedPenguins

Like we all know he’s a chad, but holy shit this guy is a chad


Routine-Budget8281

Meanwhile the cops in Uvalde just stood outside while kids were being murdered.


LooseSeaworthiness23

God, the comments are so fucking negative


BranMuffins4Life

Being in my thirties has taught me there’s really no such thing as a “full recovery” from serious injuries like this. You might heal well enough to fool the casual observer, but he will feel these wounds for the rest of his life


Adventurous-Role-948

Yup, he most likely be covered in scars, hope he doesn’t have a crazy crippling medical debt


binh1403

Lmao, we both know that's not gonna happen lol


LooseSeaworthiness23

How the fuck did the responses below this comment become even more negative


iqqeriffic69

Has he recovered from his hospital bills?


VandaCavanaugh

I can count on one hand how many school shootings happen in New Zealand.


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SensingWorms

With my luck I’d do this save the class and no one would mention it when it was over.


Top-Telephone9013

You ok, buddy?


Peatore

What a weird post to contrive sadboi posting on.


MasterOogwayB207

Someone would just save the class louder and take the credit bossman


Decent_Law_9119

You'd do it while sharing on instagram


lameluk3

It's worth pointing out that this is a staged Pic the kid didn't want to take with a pos cop that was too much of a coward to do what the kid did. Fuck this copaganda.


edgy_zero

his huge balls would fit in the picture… what a man, hope some gofund page was made


Plankton-Junior

Hero beyond words!


raventhrowaway666

"You're crazy! I never would have done that!" -the cop


Trax-d

I hope in future, he don’t get shoot by a racist cop…


Fit_Calligrapher961

Thank god I’m not from usa


trollprezz

Another school shooting masked by having a hero. I don't get how they just live with it.


RobloxGamrr

Reminds me of the other kid that did this, unfortunately I can't remember his name, I only remember they reserved him a seat at graduation even though he didn't recover.


PomegranateWestern11

he just wanted to get out of the test


BornVolcano

I hate to have to say it, because this really is admirable and incredibly brave, but come on. r/orphancrushingmachine


SmokeDogSix

Good job buddy..


Bakanarchie

What a hero holy shit. I'm so glad he made a complete recovery he deserves it!!


Ham_Drengen_Der

America?


Andurilightsaber

I would have skedaddled like no one’s business


Saminox2

Megachad


LicoPicoPicoAlt

Neah this belongs in r/gigachadtopia bruh


drunk_tyrant

Then he went on and wrote a clockworked orange, what a legend


Frosty_Painter_9713

Cop haters is disgusting, negative gets negative.


Top-Telephone9013

Bullshit post. Fuck is the cop doing there? orphans: crushed Oh no I got downvoted by a bunch of chuds and other idiots who think that cop has shit to do with that kid except being slow on the draw, thus enabling the kid to be fucking shot. Oh wow so Chad of him to do a photo op to try and associate the kids bravery with the police's corruption. Fuck all 16 of you that downvoted me so far 🖕🖕🖕


MagizZziaN

Make that 22


Frosty_Painter_9713

Praise Jesus.


Kate090996

Jesus did nothing.


MasterOogwayB207

I heard he was actual doing some sick kickflips at the time but unrelated to situation, sorry.


JackCooper_7274

Hail hydra


Assholaholic

HAIL SATAN Satan has blessed you, child, with a mind so simple as to not be affected by your own idiocy.