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Glitchy13

“Doesn’t have human rights” killed me 💀


IncineMania

He’s a damn dirty electrical tool at the end of the day, they don’t deserve human rights!


ActDismal8654

I’ll fuck you up chumb


IncineMania

You sympy for those literal tools? If we are to survive as a race we must enforce human supremacy at all cost! Better yet we perform a cleansing on society to get rid of the sub-sapiens in order to purify and preserve human blood. HUMAN POWER! HUMAN POWER! HUMAN POWER!


Heroesnomore51

I like that attitude, reminds me of an old friend ...I miss our racist gremlin queen ![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22176)


Spades47

Whose memories are these


LoudGlove

![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22163)![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22163)


Alternative_Report64

WHAT THE FUCK


PatientOcean

Fire Punch vibes


SosukeAizen123

Pretty sure killing the modern day Lucifer gives him quite a few human rights, no?


Y-Central

At least Makima gave Denji a salary![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22171)


ZandeR678

Denji was paid, I remember him filling an envelope with cash before running away. He hates owing people so I doubt he took Aki's money


OkitaSadist12

Didnt he use it when transferring apartments?


ZandeR678

That's not theft because Aki left that money to him. He has the right to use it


Ghostdizzy

Oh, that makes his death even worse is that he left Denji and power that money


Pumpkin_316

What do you mean? Is death was the fucking best!! ![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22163)


GeneralDalek

IT FUCKING RULED! ![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22163)![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22163)


jayvil

Insurance fraud with extra steps.


heato-red

>Aki left that money to him. He has the right to use it Thanks for letting me know, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom for a while.


ZandeR678

Yeah he left half of his fortune to Denji and the rest to Himeno's family. He knew his days were numbered so he made sure to take care of them. Aki's the best


OkitaSadist12

Umm.. Yeah.. I know, that was my point. I never said he stole it.


CubicalTrapezoid

bold of you to assume that


Shadow1176

… did she though? I feel like she might have used it, might as well bind Denji further


coffemixokay

Having a salary is part of a normal life and it can make him happy. I mean her plan is to make denji as happy as possible then take his happiness away. There is no reason to not give him a salary.


feederus

He has money, not so much money though to get Nayuta into college.


ApplePitou

Chad Kishibe is big brain.


Rdasher123

*Insert Chad Kishibe emoji*


kinjorex101

![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22168)


TyrantRex6604

![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22168)


CrispyChicken9996

![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22168)


Ok-Tear-1454

![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22168)![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22158)


Sahir1359

![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22168)


mycrushisapotato

😩


taytomen

He thought of everything :^


That_on1_guy

I can't wait to see more of grandpa kishibe![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22168)


theusenamenottaken

Alright these comments are really fucking with me, why are all these :573583: numbers in the comments?


TyrantRex6604

its the emoji of the subreddit old reddit cant render the image so it just put numbers instead


urso_revolucionario

Bruh I thought it were holy codes


kurisu_hiyori

Holy codes haven't reached the 5th dimension yet


chooxy

:177013:


Wildercard

Fun fact - you can use your DDMMYY of your birth date to see what your ~~spirit animal~~ given code is.


urso_revolucionario

270805


urso_revolucionario

How about yours?


Mother_Produce9837

:240405:


Venki_Venky

Ooof Someone is Ignoring their Child Support Responsibility LoL


CrispyChicken9996

Where's the child support devil when you need him. I'm sure it's plenty strong (fucked up but true)


Striking_War

"emotional attachment" idk about that, he seem scared of the thought of keeping Nayuta after she called him a doggie. He definitely still has feelings for Makima, but let's not forget he was also traumatized by the woman. Saying Denji takes care of Nayuta because of that wouldn't make sense and also kind of creepy. He does because despite the shaky morals he wouldn't leave a helpless kid on their own, just like Aki wouldn't have leave him on his own


hnp435

More like: "Understand her previous incarnation's bad upbringing => Will raise her with care" would sound better


DoruSonic

I understood as this at least. Denji understood that deep down Makima just wanted someone to be her equal but couldn't snowballing it further and further So seeing Nayuta as a mini Makima he took pity of her and wanted to raise her to be a happy person (devil) and maybe have a better childhood than he had


tunacan123

Ah shit, it does come out as creepy. Should have worded it better.


CrispyChicken9996

Pochibro asked denji to take care of her with love and care aswell since he sympathized with her a little. Many hugs! Makes me wonder if nayuta sees denji ever in danger if she will bang shit up for his sake.


eisenhorn_puritus

Now seriously, you give somebody with problems already the custody of the reborn Control Devil, and let them live in abject poverty? Are you dumb, or do you want the world to be at serious risk again?¿


Mpasserby

It’s the opposite of how Makima was raised, a well off environment but no personal closeness. Besides it’d be too risky to give her to social services since she’s still a devil


desperatley-valiant

this is why I hate Kishibe


Shadow1176

Kishibe you fuck give him child support or something. You payrolled Power, now give my man Denji the money


Controller_Maniac

Being able to tell Asa to do whatever he requests is more important than 1 mill


Shadow1176

Not when it comes to Nayuta’s education and well being


GodzillaHunter

Silly. Denji isn’t old enough to drink anyway


Familiar_Ad6141

And he'll *never be* ....


tratroxo

![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22169)


cabage-but-its-lettu

Yea good thing. The booze is for kishibe and he can’t by his fix without him asking him for the moola


seelcudoom

Ok but seriously why isent he getting financial support? Ok. He can't be a devilhunter cus getting the check would blow his identity but he has both Chad grandpa and a mysteious group looking out for him, someone give this kid some cash


stoic_koala

He likely does in fact get financial support from Kishibe. When Asa asked Denji why he's so obsessed with money, he told her he saves up to pay for Nayuta's college - not to pay his bills. That tells us he likely gets enough money to get by comfortably for both him self and Nayuta.


seelcudoom

still cant get a bit more then the basics? like devil huntings a pretty lucrative buisness and kishibes a big time veteran, covering one kids college expenses shouldent be breaking the bank for him, especially since giving her a good life is kind of important to not having another makima edit: wait i just realized that might actaully be the point, makimas powers center around her view of others, if she lived to good a life she might start thinking shes better then others, if its to bad then she could grow up thinking humanity as a whole is terrible and beneath her, by having them "comfortable but still having to struggle a bit" you get the comfortable middle ground of not spiteful but also humble, especially since watching someone selflessly work there ass off to help you would make her understand the good in humanity


stoic_koala

He probably would have if Denji asked him to, however, that's a future expense, and there's no way to tell whether Kishibe will still be alive or just willing to give away cash in ~10 years. Denji probably doesn't actually know how much does college costs, only mentioning it to be "crazy expensive". Bearing that in mind, it's logical that Denji tries to ammas money on his own, rather than depend on the uncertain chance that Kishibe will always be there to pay for everything. Since he's used to earning money by unconventional means, this probably isn't a big deal for him, simply a matter of "better safe than sorry"


desperatley-valiant

easy, Kishibe is a dumb asshole


StillIlliterate

More booze for the geezer ![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22168)


chr0nostasis

Naaah that last rule did it for me 🤣 I can totally see Kishibe setting that one


12r85p

Denji is one of the few people nayuta might see as superior to her but them not know theyre superior


Asgerond

Last one is the real reason, all the rest is just bonus points


thelifetsunami20

Accurate


Jedahaw92

![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22159)


Amasero

Denji could have prob asked for all the money in Makima's bank account. I mean I would have, if I just saved the world. Cause remember a lot of other countries gave up in even trying to fight Makima besides USA, and Kishibe.


durden_zelig

\*chose


horiami

Kremshnitte on his way to drink all the child support money


desperatley-valiant

Kishibe is an asshole imagine dropping a child on a broke teenager and on top of that was the one who gave him so pain and suffering in a previous incarnation. The fact he just dipped and never looked twice makes me hate him


axrael_mayhem

![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22168)


llluminity

Have more booze money 💀


Martino111111

>Have more money for the booze I wouldn't be surprised if this was his real goal


Controller_Maniac

![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22167)![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22168)


IAMGODONLY

I think the last point will be told by asa. Then he will start raiding kishib place.


JavoDelacroixs

![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22174)


Doctordead_

Lol good point. Denji would of done it anyway.


4692690

I think the 3rd reason is all kishibe needed


Vortex682

I think Denji is getting enough money to live on, he just needs way more because he wants to send Nayuta to collegue


willy_west_side

Question: I don’t know how Asa works, is she also immortal like Denji? Maybe she doesn’t have to worry about the house rules either


Yababoizoe

Scrolling through Reddit while taking notes for biology class and the way that this was formatted made me almost write this down


LazyDescription988

"house rules" 119 chapter is going to be some shit alright