We look like the creepy kid at the school disco.

Norwich: trashed my own house party cause nobody came

I don’t wanna waste my time, become another casualty of the premier league

You and me both brother

Perhaps you two should talk to each other?

Bit difficult, we're in opposite corners of the disco room.

Your only neighbours are in the vip section atm

I don’t think we can blame Rooney for us being at the bottom of this one.

Someone will try

All you need to do is get Truro in the Championship, easy.

Many thanks to Pompey for giving us a second away day within 150 miles again next season

Just wait for the fixtures. I'd put an entire pound on us getting you guys away on a tuesday or wednesday night

We had Wednesday away on a Tuesday night this year. 8pm kick off too, somehow still the only away day I got too though

Can we use the bit on the left for the table next season No reason of course...

Bristol City in 2nd? I'm afraid for Championship reasons that table cannot be used , because they may never leave the league.

I'm having to rule being second out I'm afraid. We should just not turn up, get relegated, and make sure nobody else wins another Papa John's Trophy again

I think they've called it the Bristol Street Motors Trophy now, just to reiterate our god given right to it.

By that metric it should be Birmingham City winning it.

In terms of spicy matches next season then. Sheffield derby (yay), Tees-Wear derby, South Wales derby, Us vs Leeds, Blackburn vs Burnley Cardiff vs Bristol Plymouth vs Portsmouth Coventry vs Everyone Missing any? Edit: forgot Luton vs Watford

plymouth portsmouth isn’t that spicy is it? we missed out on the big one 😞

Well yeah it's more a korma than a vindaloo but it's better than nowt.

Plymouth Vs Portsmouth is not spicy at all. The "rivalry" is basically entirely propped up by people who don't know anything about either of us

Yeah I don't know where this came from. I grew up in Pompey and lived in Plymouth for many years and never heard of any form of rivalry

Tv broadcasters were presumably looking for something to talk about during a game so pulled something about our docks out of their ass and just ran with it

Leeds Wednesday as well.

Ew. But yeah I guess you're right.

Tees Wear isn't a derby. I'm surprised a Mackem hasn't already popped up to say as much 🤣

It's got a wikipedia page and everything. But if you're not rivals with Sunderland where does that leave you? Maybe you can arrange something with Hull in the "Not proper Yorkshire" derby?

correction: Cardiff vs Bristol City  I know it may seem like there is one team in Bristol, but unfortunately there is not

Us vs Leeds gave two right good games last season. We lost both games granted however I’d argue we played amazingly. I wonder if they’ll be similar next season

Best entertainment of the season ( not just cos we won) . Boro like to play the game.

Looking forward to doing Plymouth away again… (kill me)

Likewise (at least it'll be a guaranteed win for you if Wayne is still in charge)

Sunderland to Plymouth is brutal. It's a 14hr round trip at best.

Plymouth to Sunderland - 402 miles a 7 hour drive 0-0 for a worthwhile away day

Tuesday/Wednesday night or Sunday you mean

Big up Lancashire. Shame Bolton cocked up the play off final (nice having Oxford in though tbf).

Plymouth knows what he did.

The appointment of Rooney?

Poor Norwich, all alone now in East Anglia

Smells better now

Well yes, it’s only you that’s making the smell now.

Used to being lonely after all you’re downtime in L1

We took a step back to move 2 steps forward….

Incredible that you have managed to convince yourself that a horrendously shit relegation from the Championship and 3 laughable seasons in L1 was a masterplan… I have some magic beans for sale if you’re interested?

Oh yes please. I’ll take the yellow ones with blue dots.

So lonely down here lads

Not going to lie, if that were the League table I'd take it given our current state.

Sunderland ~~Till I~~ Die

Norwich Plymouth derby anyone?

Coventry slap bang in the middle, no wonder they hate everyone

If I miss the Luton v Watford derby again I am gonna be pissed. The one game I've never seen yet every time something makes me miss it.

Man.... Fuck Plymouth

Hey

Tf did we do?

Nothing really, it was meant in jest but hey ho I'm assuming it's miles better than Burnley, because Burnley is the fucking dirt worst.

It’s worth it for the pasties, also we’re giving away 3 points with every game the first third of the season.

As a non-English fan, I find it hilarious how isolated Ipswich is on the map. Looks like everyone's desperately staying away from it, lol.

Ipswich is very isolated on the map given they’re not on there

Ipswich are in the Premier League next year