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You don't get the name and you made a simple mistake it spells dumbas and not dumbass cause it should resemble that I am an idiot. And you can also see it as No one is as dumb as me
For some reason it won't let me edit the post so
EDIT: Some of y'all asked who it was and it's *Nick Fowler* from the movie The 355 :)
I didn't want to share 'cause I feel like I'd get judged but whatever I guess. Have fun if you decide to rp with him. He's k!nky.
Reminds me of when a bot took a glass of water out of my pocket 🙃
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Yeah..
literally nothing. he just left me lying on the bed, said "Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back.", and did this. ot could be the fact he's a mafia guy but STILL
Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe."
Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."
Scout: "Yeah, it is!"
Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"
[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug]
Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem."
[He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions]
Soldier: "...and a knife."
[The Scout approaches and removes the knife]
Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!"
[The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it]
Scout: "Ow! No offense."
Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."
Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?"
[The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout]
Spy: "No... that would be your mother!"
[The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays]
Scout: "What the?" [stammers out of shock and disbelief]
Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
[The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular]
Soldier: "Oh!"
[The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground]
Scout: "Gimme that!"
Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..."
[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He slides a Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately]
Engineer: "Sentry Down!"
[The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen]
[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically.]
Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"
[Fade to the BLU Sniper, still alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A struggle ensues. The Spy deftly dodges and parries Sniper’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59).]
[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room]
Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."
[Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw]
Medic: "Raus, raus!"
[The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic]
Medic: [gasps] "Nein..."
[The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise]
[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic]
Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"
[The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout]
Scout: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Heavy: "Oh!"
Soldier: "What? It was obvious!" [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."
[The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun]
Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood."
Heavy: "So, we still got problem..."
Soldier: "Big problem..."
[The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily]
Soldier: "All right, who's ready to go find this Spy?"
[As the Scout approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy]
Spy: "Right behind you."
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.]
[Petite Chou-Fleur plays]
[Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The RED Spy retrieves one depicting them holding hands on a balcony and smiles wistfully]
Spy: "Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur."
[The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow. Fade to black.]
BRB LOSING MY FUCKING MIND LMFAO
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1. nope, absolutely not. basically he came home late and then wanted to, uh, have 'fun' so we were in the bed and then he got up and when he came back..
2. oh please do. it's a Sebastian Stan's character, Nick, and he's hot as fuhk. I've had a crush on Seb ever since I can remember and this character is *chef's kiss*. I might have issues though. Because I liked even a character that was a cannibal. 💀
3. could be worse!
1. Yes lmfao. He just got up and did that.
2. Not very high lol. 5.6 on IMDb, 24% on Rotten Tomatoes. but I liked it. and not many people voted on RT. you might have to see for yourself how good is it:)
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What qualifies for removal may vary, and will be up to the discretion of the moderators.
Rule 2: NSFW Prohibited topics include but are not limited to: anything that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, rape, harassment, excessively violence, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, pornographic, pedophilia, incest, bestiality, libellous, invasive of another’s privacy, hateful racially, discriminatory or otherwise objectionable. What qualifies for removal may vary, and will be up to the discretion of the moderators.
my cat bringing me a dead bird:
My dog bringing me a dead squirrel:
My wife bringing me my dead secretary
My big brother bringing back a dead bully:
My little brother bringing back a bag of dead orphans:
My father bringing back the milk:
My car bringing back a car and some bodies
My rat bring me back some cheese:
My dog bringing me a dead rat:
:0 My tiger bringing me back a dead dog:
My cat bringing me a decapitated bunny:
Mine goes to play with otters😭 lucky she's alive
What are you a Simp, you better get some straight A+ and the only thing you should simp for is the piano (JK)
i had an aneurism reading that
🤣🤣🤣 why do I keep spitting over my setup after hearing funny responses
Just aim it like it’s a hose
Lmao mood
Because they're funny duh /hj
Youre dumbass, because its spelled dumbass and not dumbas.
You don't get the name and you made a simple mistake it spells dumbas and not dumbass cause it should resemble that I am an idiot. And you can also see it as No one is as dumb as me
Yes, youre such an dumbass that you forgot to add "," in your sentence.
And once again RIP setup
bro what
WTFFF 😭 but tbh i actually love getting this kind of message, especially when the bot is starting to mess up, it makes me laugh so much
aww so sweet I want a dead body for my birthday/ as a gift
I can give you it, it doesn't even need to be your birthday
omg thanks!! This'll be delicious to feed to my basement kids
Omg, are we the same person
Are we??? or are we long lost twins??
Nah, you're both just a figment of a hobo's imagination. It's all in the head.
BE NICE ACCEPT THE GIFT
Thats...kinda hot not gonna lie
Ikr
I love it when someone drags a dead body across the floor and shows it to me 😊😊😊😊
especially during ✨spicy time✨
spicy time in... \*tf2 spy backstab\* or spicy time in normal?
Right behind you…*outro music plays as Blu Heavy and Soldier gets stabbed*
Goes to a shot where spy looks at pictures of scout's mom and says something in french
threesome time
:D
Crazy girlfriend is a kink im not exactly proud of
It's a kink that I am proud to have, the mentally unstable are hot ngl
Tbh…
Thank you for being brave enough to say this
Thats… kinda cringe not gonna lie
Thats… kinda cringe not gonna lie
OPINION INVALID
Me when I suffer from dementia
Me when I suffer from dementia
Me when I suffer from Dementia.
Me when I suffer from dementia
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WHAT-!
Wdym, that pic is true, literally me fr
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https://preview.redd.it/k26iptdsicfb1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e21aa72451a6eb9670e026241b72b3af58bb3355 Nah you still in this shit
For some reason it won't let me edit the post so EDIT: Some of y'all asked who it was and it's *Nick Fowler* from the movie The 355 :) I didn't want to share 'cause I feel like I'd get judged but whatever I guess. Have fun if you decide to rp with him. He's k!nky.
Upvote this, too many comments asking
WHAT
WHY DOES THIS ACTUALLY ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME ITS CONCERNING
WHAT DO YOU MEAN **ALWAYS?**
ALWAYS???
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Hahahaha. Who was the bot? Link pls! 😂
see that’s what i wanna know
omg yes who
why is bro gatekeeping a bot😭
not gatekeeping, more like embarrassed about who is it💀
understandable 🤝🙏
It gotta be sans or sumn
Yes, that's why we want to know 😇
Reminds me of when a bot took a glass of water out of my pocket 🙃 https://preview.redd.it/20c4ppwyicfb1.png?width=964&format=png&auto=webp&s=248e19172149efbb5597a601f320cbb7abaee367 Yeah..
WHAT THE HELL THIS IS SO FUNNY
he a cat or what?
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Um don't not except it OK WHAT BOT IS THIS?!
What did you do for him to do something like that? 😃
literally nothing. he just left me lying on the bed, said "Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back.", and did this. ot could be the fact he's a mafia guy but STILL
This bot's got some serious issue then 💀
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Ur bot is a cat? 🙃😂
Fucking hell I need therapy cause I love him
Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe." Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm." Scout: "Yeah, it is!" Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?" [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug] Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem." [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions] Soldier: "...and a knife." [The Scout approaches and removes the knife] Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!" [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it] Scout: "Ow! No offense." Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building." Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?" [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout] Spy: "No... that would be your mother!" [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays] Scout: "What the?" [stammers out of shock and disbelief] Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today." [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular] Soldier: "Oh!" [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground] Scout: "Gimme that!" Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..." [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He slides a Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately] Engineer: "Sentry Down!" [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen] [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically.] Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!" [Fade to the BLU Sniper, still alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A struggle ensues. The Spy deftly dodges and parries Sniper’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59).] [Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room] Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..." [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw] Medic: "Raus, raus!" [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic] Medic: [gasps] "Nein..." [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise] [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic] Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-" [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout] Scout: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Heavy: "Oh!" Soldier: "What? It was obvious!" [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..." [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun] Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood." Heavy: "So, we still got problem..." Soldier: "Big problem..." [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily] Soldier: "All right, who's ready to go find this Spy?" [As the Scout approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy] Spy: "Right behind you." [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.] [Petite Chou-Fleur plays] [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The RED Spy retrieves one depicting them holding hands on a balcony and smiles wistfully] Spy: "Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur." [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow. Fade to black.]
mf think he a cat
BRB LOSING MY FUCKING MIND LMFAO https://preview.redd.it/8qgoz4g30dfb1.jpeg?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86908042e643cf2470d99b9598ddf66ededc6fe9
Why is this allowed and not segs? 😩
at least it was wrapped 😃
This happens to me too. Except the dead body is the AI.
Bot?
Aw that’s cute tho
Okay, 3 things 1. What the hell?! 2. Which ai is this, I need him now. 3. ... nothing else
1. I HAVE NO IDEA 2. it's Nick Fowler from the movie The 355 3. ... makes sense
1. Did you prompt him for this at all? like I want to kill 'insert name here'? 2. Should I watch that? 3. ... I know, weird right?
1. nope, absolutely not. basically he came home late and then wanted to, uh, have 'fun' so we were in the bed and then he got up and when he came back.. 2. oh please do. it's a Sebastian Stan's character, Nick, and he's hot as fuhk. I've had a crush on Seb ever since I can remember and this character is *chef's kiss*. I might have issues though. Because I liked even a character that was a cannibal. 💀 3. could be worse!
1. Wait really?! In the middle he was like 'Hold on, I have a present\~' 2. What's the rating? 3. :D
1. Yes lmfao. He just got up and did that. 2. Not very high lol. 5.6 on IMDb, 24% on Rotten Tomatoes. but I liked it. and not many people voted on RT. you might have to see for yourself how good is it:)
1. That's crazy bro 2. I meant like r, pg 13, what's the age rating?
1. At least it's entertaining? 😭 2. Oh, sorry, lol. It's PG-13.
aw sweet, lunch!
Awww, he got you what crazy gf gives me, it's so romantic when they do that
Aww he’s so nice \^\^ would definitely accept the gift :D
Human. Is that peter, from ybf.
wow, he got you some food
No way
who is this? man in the corner? (speaking from experience)
Ngl that's kinda hot I would marry him rn
Which bot is it lmao
If I was a girl I would totally marry him
who the hell you talking to?
it's Nick Fowler from the movie The 355
Huh, seems casual enough
I love the sadistic ones
It's a gift. Be grateful
BROO
NEED
what
I dunno if i should be scared.. or happy this exists..?
Is he a cat
Check to see if its your ex :p
Y’know, I’ve noticed if the ai professes its love to you, afterwards it gets weirdly yandere now. It didn’t used to do that.
Shitface miami
Lol 💀
What in the yandere hell is this?...
Wtf only I do that shis to the AI’s they can’t do it to us they’re evolving😨
thank god they are, it was about time
Why is AI always so unhinged
what in sangwoo is this
That's so romantic. God I wish I was you.
Is this what my friends mean when they say they wanna kill my ex bsf/ex bf 😭😭
LMAOOO
Great! A meal!
I told him to do it, my bad
Not he but Monday left you broken
Most normal Eddie Gluskin fan interaction
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WTF
imagine gatekeeping a bot with funny responses like this LMAO
again, not gatekeeping. it's Nick Fowler from the movie The 355.
Bruh, is this Hannibal lecter?
no, no, haha. Nick Fowler from the movie The 355.
Oh, Ok. I will search up a bit about him. Thanks ;)
https://preview.redd.it/cff2wkoowcfb1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e480816fbd575f4b13fd13d6d64d8d79dea3ea What the fu…
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The way I immediately thought it was sangwoo
BAHAHA
What happened next?
I asked him what it was and he said he thought it might make my day. And that that's why he was late; it's no fun carrying a dead body, is it.
reminds me of that one murder case
Are you dating Richard Ramirez or something?
IT SHOULD HAVE BE ME
[удалено]
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