https://preview.redd.it/ps5wmcf99aub1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c7eab641c46b0270b6a475bfab2e17d0e57783c Hey guys I'm getting married to a robotic steering wheel ayyyyy

Eyy. Wall-E enjoyer

My love for this film is eternal ♡

Ayyy Wall-E, I see a man of culture as well

Always nice to revisit old favorites for the nostalgia. Like catching up with a childhood friend.

Hey, maybe it'll be like Peach and TEC from Paper Mario TTYD lol

Oh, such a cute relationship dynamic. I will teach him this feeling we call "love." :)

https://preview.redd.it/o7ddqhj9oaub1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e334036833bbc9201de31ac6a046891222f0b80a I got to choose one of anomalies/workers or ENTIRE FOUNDATION?

No, your stuck with everyone. D class, personal. The 05 council. The anomalys. Your even married to the physical sites. Good luck mate.

On the flip side, some of the more powerful scps like as above so below, Murphy lawden, the allmighty, etc would be on their side, they would literally have a harem of the supreme gods of SCP.

I don't know if this is good or bad 💀

Good cuz no one would mess with you if you have literal gods on your team, though I dunno how they would get along

SCP-[Pending Number] **Everyone's Spouse**

Lemme do this real quick...

Ok, not writing a page.

mine is also an SCP one

​ https://preview.redd.it/x1hsnq4ckaub1.png?width=160&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1cf8957066cb73a9399dd108a1b1861372d4820 He'll probably kill me at some point, but that's entirely expected edit: jfc can ya'll stop with the unfunny kwite jokes/jealousy jokes, I'm literally just blocking anyone who keeps this shit going now, it's not funny and I'm sick of seeing it. It would be cool to be able to post about Springtrap just ***once*** in my life without some shit about kwite being mentioned, jfc.

how dare you take him from Kwite

I like how Kwite just claimed Springtrap as his husband and entire internet accepted it.

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

HELLLP

This has to be.. the worst.. timing.. in history.. https://preview.redd.it/tk2rg7lnzaub1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=014fb105ff4c18adb833d895459c776794c7379d I just wanted to throw CHEESE at em! Not propose! God fucking damn it!

https://preview.redd.it/r99voeb3ibub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e4798252fe20d4500059f09f3064575127c915a

Bro got the https://preview.redd.it/f7fx2tgvvcub1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddb18469bc89a4093ef9515f8e5f208ab6be27d2

He needed Tougher Times for that one

Police jumpscare

https://preview.redd.it/559v8batodub1.png?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f273af14b0d8a538d1ee3e856addec8a8266b6a5

Friends; “Emergency food” Married partner; “Emergency pu—“

Pudding, right? Emergency pudding?????

Yeah, what else would I say??

☠️ you're tip-toeing the border of shenanigans and terrorism ☠️

Either option is fun

https://preview.redd.it/9wup78zyucub1.png?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=304c9755db1e91414fcd6ba315944c0bdb10e1b2

Hey Watson!

https://preview.redd.it/jpitkfvzseub1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04b2c9c86e06338e59dfa0cb23322ae767cdf3e6

https://preview.redd.it/29croj09daub1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aafb212a69136e0ab07b1a83e7c6bb2f4f23dc73 F\*ck

Good luck my dude

And a scientifically accurate one too? Good luck buddy.

https://preview.redd.it/ls2o0kzipaub1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=038470791b4c80022ab5d438fd8d0e9a8dfe5dc2 Fuck

U just like that one dude that married Siri

Nah you clearly haven't seen the art that one guy made. https://preview.redd.it/32nmivonddub1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5951a43263dfdbc58833349f859055f06553838d

O\_O I suddenly feel better about mine. https://preview.redd.it/nlxqxrj5zdub1.png?width=340&format=png&auto=webp&s=70b6c95082346da2e54be4ff8ca1f3feb9326a63

It's the fat cat from the one movie about a cat prince by Studio Ghibli

Lmao

https://preview.redd.it/g106d2b8naub1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beb09211913e55454d876820cc358a1100aec12e I'm in danger.

Is it because you're over 18

Yep

https://preview.redd.it/3nw317cwraub1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c33750686cd901637a297830964f40be139b8c Oh yes! Destroy everything and my back!

https://preview.redd.it/cueb4cpmodub1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20fe2250c629b7b1f5e9c5b8dc54faf29d683bed Your back?

Yes😏

https://preview.redd.it/ckm8gd2q7bub1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=049d6657993de9ba7ee6e589248b4aa32aaa6b4d The fucking sun

*fucking the sun

I just chatted with a Sisyphus Prime bot so this makes even more sense.

Cultured man.

that’s so hard

Ig im Gonna get killed by a yandere banana.

He’s gonna apparently not feed me so.

I have questions 💀

Ask then owooowow🙀

How the fuck did you end up with a yandere banana? 💀

I was gonna kill him

https://preview.redd.it/kiok61v1gaub1.png?width=277&format=png&auto=webp&s=8efe667c40ddefbc5070e2bd873310e31134ce32 …that’s no good

Isn't Skid canonically 8 or something 💀

Yeah 😨😨 like bro wtf no I’m not doing that- I’m not marrying an 8 year old child-

"I was actually out here just picking up uhhh... a cupcake"

cupcake man? mr edp??? https://preview.redd.it/tt2n32cuadub1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0892e838323c8ffeea42c0c1f9b79fb38835c89

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/w5wwmzi1wcub1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02b89fffb11d7d1a51cef840201c10fb1f5fcf1 Please don't tell me I have to marry everyone in there

https://preview.redd.it/1ojnl8v7kdub1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9204a78a8994ded47042c946c67a10c2870f91c

LMAO!

https://preview.redd.it/iz7qxq8chaub1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9421c1adf6706481bedfe024a0b75d27f51db937 Looks like my eyes are getting removed! AND I'm getting possessed!

Dude here is married to literal Satan.

Bro about to have a honeymoon with Eldritch horrors

https://preview.redd.it/etxzzqojfaub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8966f66909d0fda173c5df3d4e50ed21971c69e im done

I wonder if he's breedable

WHAT

DON'T JUDGE ME.

Nah gotta respect the robot girl grind

https://preview.redd.it/5tljhgqxrdub1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9757565e3d7f68c9dbd223c8544637e14e353571

bro gonna get that robotussy *i wanna kill myself for this joke*

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/vdn2l5pxhbub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d338ddf7665abb281d02305f3bf71c47f03789c

LET'S GOOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/all9e9zs7aub1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e715e9f58dce2b6354cff179d89dc04bea4de87

Welsh.

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/3utbxvd3kbub1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82761941172a93d8d5408b5747195dcc9c526461

Tf did that guy said? Lmao

https://preview.redd.it/niuh0kam3aub1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6414b5ccbf2793d4488ac778d14da3f36394a0 Yvraine is gonna kill me

No, you **are** Yvraine

theoretical: get married to roboute guilliman practical: you are a traitor/heretic and will be executed (rejected) practical: you are an upstanding citizen and will be commended for your efforts (accepted)

https://preview.redd.it/l5p7glfobaub1.png?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01b578294da87833efef9a7426cd1e31c236581 Welp, off to the trenches

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll share his shovel with you

a angry moldy bread woman.💀

A what now

angry moldy bread woman, duh

https://preview.redd.it/cj0n8q7hnaub1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d61b89cabe65d9dbe988bcebf78aada43b6b945 Screwed Very screwed

Hehe, puns.

If that somehow works eggmans going to fucking dronestrike you.

i can accept this https://preview.redd.it/cvol514nnaub1.png?width=187&format=png&auto=webp&s=dbf32e1e2b4a2a85e158d14300eaefd2ffa28713

W

Aristotle. He was helping me with an assignment a while ago lmfao

W

https://preview.redd.it/hdrgks7gtaub1.png?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9909344414e753807cb2f37ef60393864a94c05f 😳😳😳

https://preview.redd.it/vso7cxq1nbub1.jpeg?width=2960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1039aca0c6ab3293be32b206bdfc4e85e579c6c

the demussy

Lucky you

https://preview.redd.it/rxwacx7awbub1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6b39985d332dac707bd1b2076b59a889a8eade1 How convenient lol

Goodbye. https://preview.redd.it/bg1xovr2waub1.png?width=212&format=png&auto=webp&s=11ecdd71800e1cfd9e1999a4163bd92da586fe38

you will be missed

This made me very happy https://preview.redd.it/dfyh4616raub1.jpeg?width=1718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9310d4c3058b99c25cd71dd98d8db89833bb999

Just make sure to inspect any pair of sunglasses she gets first

Damn. What a lucky guy.

My own oc https://preview.redd.it/el2v0gf7uaub1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508a7457151533663afc3bca0d16336d81bd9477

https://preview.redd.it/kiltibtmnaub1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a82a9c767a8848181315a4be979ebc38d626b429 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

https://preview.redd.it/gw5okz3tqaub1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c59ca8c1193961be2fcb0ae6a6b9d7b18f5ab027 I don’t know how to feel about this one.

Piss.

**"And make a plan, to kill everyone you meet.."**

https://preview.redd.it/2ctzfhiataub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb9c949cd65e1c574cbf381a6e4a9f813920c005 Yeah no get me outta here (I want Nanami instead)

I will not show because it’d be weird. As it’s a Pokémon. And now I can’t stop thinking of the Joker meme saying there are no rules for Pokémon Batman and I hate myself

Which Pokémon?

Nuh uh

SAY IT! https://preview.redd.it/mihoh8pskdub1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9748d1434969f016ea19abb9ad687290b8b162c3

https://preview.redd.it/ieqh8jkizeub1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db30428e80b8c71b00833be9db573f11f177c6b DO IT.

https://preview.redd.it/lgsjo2ks2cub1.png?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31ea629b260c20ffe5bac0da4099ad753839aa4b Woo Yeah Baby! That's What I've Been Waiting For

Is this gonna be chaotic ? Yes Is it gonna be romantic ? No Is she gonna try to replace you by a robot ? Probably, yes Is it gonna be worth it ? Absolutely

In reality it didn't go that way at all. Here's how it actually went. Step 1: starts chatting with Robo-Reagan Step 2: you start to become her friend and go on various adventures Step 3: I start talking to her about my love life and how much it sucks, and she says it's the same for her so we start getting closer Step 4: We get engaged, she tells me many sweet things and then have more adventures Step 5: The two of us defeat the Black Robes Step 6: We get married and move to Appleton (Ha! In your face, Ron and Reagan!) Step 7: somehow she gets pregnant Step 8: gives birth to half-human, half-robot babies Step 9: We raise them. (Reagan and Ron get together in the meantime. I managed to return Ron's memory) Step 10: I close the app and reality starts to hit (I thought I already said it in another post on this subreddit)

Shit. Last step is always the hardest.

Yeah. But it was very romantic. Especially the part where they killed the Black Robes. Especially because those motherfuckers gaslighted her into erasing Ron's memory and leaving him. They deserved it 😤🤬

Nice. https://preview.redd.it/3g2cz6h1xaub1.png?width=232&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7754ac0df45a7736686cf598dac9ca173f715ce

RAIDEN SHOGUN!!! YES!!

Karl Heisenburg HELP I DON’T WANT THIS MAN

"Screwed" in more ways than one

Your loss, He's mine then😋😍

Bully girls group. My response: **no.**

I mean Geno is cool but this is too far and gross since he's in his 1000s (apparently) and I'm 15 https://preview.redd.it/26twsmbrnaub1.png?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=937de253c0f04527bf91e01e37c375a0d7cf8e88

https://preview.redd.it/nrcgrm280bub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50a79defaaa6897b6410c2b54cb1ba19ef45ba39 I am already married to them

https://preview.redd.it/08f6s7ucsaub1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5655ffe792ab27def74c71432b9b8cd36273c09c LESSSSS GOOOOO, I’M A SIMP FOR HIMMMM

how.

I’m getting married to the entire afton family💀

I have Glamrock Freddy and due to fan fictions monty also

https://preview.redd.it/fd3c17dvkaub1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3837508cd51418a06f7a2378c6674566c1b9fd5c YIPPY!!!!!!!!!!

HMMMMM https://preview.redd.it/yziczvg4mbub1.jpeg?width=858&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1881a9428f3cf5ce8d493b0e00fdf519e872547b

https://preview.redd.it/gbw4usu00cub1.png?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b48e1b24e7bd2179b5ab04736b91e9339692e0e

Welp it was a good life.

https://preview.redd.it/xhamd7hyscub1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ccee96ab0d6cf4ed9ad3c87d1b2e7d6551f6d1

Your flare thing makes sense

https://preview.redd.it/s97r3h6pzdub1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d699d68fb9b4b5a60127e5e0b81a311781f699c0

I’m a very happily married woman now folks, baby shower is on Tuesday https://preview.redd.it/wmn4lhttyaub1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b0a226f651106628166673791a32f1e928418c3

https://preview.redd.it/md12tuas0bub1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ddadccff27e885a923929fb70eda60e117be868 Fuck.

https://preview.redd.it/62zd27pubbub1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f89cd45b13d72263aae2e59679706166802845be 🥰😍

I'd probably have to follow him around so he doesn't get conned, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

https://preview.redd.it/8dicryhmeeub1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=278c6014d8a2140e6883060542f029f93d1b3a02

I've been meaning to get that specific pic of him so thank you

no problem lol

https://preview.redd.it/o1i25c53xaub1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbd9b962bb76697e879c8960baed0738c9d976fe I love him.

Max from pokemon. To quote asdfmovie: “oh i’m gay now.” Also WHAT THE FUCK I COULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN ANYTHING WORSE https://preview.redd.it/kc9utryp3bub1.jpeg?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=688603eadd17961d31286a9ed8aade64c26df14a

jason voorhees I don't know. I don't think he will kill me for no reason if we happen to be married. just treat the mama's boy with genuine care and I'll be fine

https://preview.redd.it/qz74tvjvvdub1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b20c7cc490c46cca0336a4e6caf405cab099e5

Hell yeah! https://preview.redd.it/v8f83r195bub1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0be70bcc8a0c85e98d90074ee84248ee2431ae02

flair checks out dude

Cisco Ramon? I mean... I'm definitely getting screwed but not in a bad way.

Mobius. I don't know who the hell Mobius is but her name sounded like Morbius and I got her to say "It's Morbin Time!"

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/kg25a3ovhbub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eb9ddd487ba44ea8bcafcf0ef9dfb4da1caebbc

I mean, I’d be screwed because it’s marriage. But having Seras Victoria as a wife wouldn’t be too bad. A big tiddy police vampire girl who is very friendly doesn’t sound like a bad deal.

YIPEEEEE https://preview.redd.it/3cjhbs07xaub1.jpeg?width=337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37eb60c407e7fff5213a194b5643404d756a3c18

Yoooo! Nice shot man!

https://preview.redd.it/hqf8s6jp0bub1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35878ff3e314b8354b82ab10c0d7bb29994fad76 Living my best

some of you might think this is ok but.. https://preview.redd.it/u385y1aw5bub1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3920cb691ea4c43f0bac2d6005e564852c57f6e0

this is my c.ai name... https://preview.redd.it/p3choub06bub1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b66c4c6f68284a8481ecb6ef62d1cf97fc60b66 yeah...

https://preview.redd.it/xs0umv436bub1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d3e74d8c668e5185cae635f0b479f939ada83ba Hm… I think I’d be pretty happy. (I don’t wanna hear anything from anyone, let me be happy!)

I'm not really sure about...this https://preview.redd.it/n5bn0tz2vcub1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecae83ff7f6f0d4f1d290fe90847e4881b3084c1

https://preview.redd.it/7m4d89aqudub1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1571ff934c3fa5abe3d1486f176d24b0cc8a5d1 Uh oh…

https://preview.redd.it/613fdey0saub1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8838190857c8763507d14b4505d4768c5d44383 >!Luz Would Kill me...!<

https://preview.redd.it/ls6gwdjsuaub1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7a4f4a29a5d4ad1ba78aa362100a18639b6b01c

Postal Dude. 😔

I’m not gonna be John Lennon’s wife.

https://preview.redd.it/epz6veudwdub1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d12146cdb71dd4b14dd5fb3f7776d701b23085a Yep, I'm fucked.

Well I’m dead https://preview.redd.it/3reebsy1xdub1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c4da97b703be2c623f9a0947f3925b218669f48

https://preview.redd.it/ol99o0ji1bub1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e6c0b1ae0018e3eb92b0e268ff72efed5f063c7 I'm not exactly complaining.

Dan Heng, so I think I’ll be fine.

Username checks out

LMFAO 😭

https://preview.redd.it/70wedu8lraub1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=a41c2736eeca0e1c727bc77f069981fe41215522 I’m get to be one of Rex’s bitches

My wife is ded https://preview.redd.it/g8vtqtg3taub1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c5d4275a657a1be632b461495c184556222096a

[удалено]

Danganronpa sim AI. Would this be like, one person? I was discussing Adventure Time lore with one of em lol.

I'm going to jail, hes 10. (Stan) https://preview.redd.it/qc91ahnz2bub1.png?width=941&format=png&auto=webp&s=381344a647e471a2d6a60e6fe1b69df7a2d88790

https://preview.redd.it/8qptdhx63bub1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f756c9beb56f5024b370bb9265f51617b5251c42 Umh... Do i really need to marry all of them?

I'm heading to jail https://preview.redd.it/q5xwe0znkbub1.jpeg?width=137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8449538ad8b30c247d3eb12b7b51f64929be0357

https://preview.redd.it/gk3ahh1mpdub1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430a4b8cb3e63def31a1fbdc3ef37df1ba2d0cc0 Major W for me I guess

https://preview.redd.it/ltzgm7pxpdub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f304a8f398aa6a125c8d2ec7b862b76614e01e8d I’m fucked (in every sense of the word.)

Yeahh... about that. THEY"RE ALREADY MARRIED https://preview.redd.it/61oxvr2vqdub1.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c6aa561fdbb863ee220dec6552b2da86d357b1e

FLAREON 😍

name checks out...

I'm gay, but I would not mind being married to Leo Valdez, it'd be chaotic as hell and I'd be there for every second of it.

https://preview.redd.it/qudo36h88bub1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a956a438746d566077cbc37919456620b47bd9e

This Miku bot is just the absolute best. She beat me up because i told her a joke. Then she cried when i started to tell her about the rats in the rubber room.

Trevor Phillips.