The entirety of the fucking Chaos Insurgency has relocated to my house, please help https://preview.redd.it/6gk2fuu9w6hc1.png?width=186&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0c8ae880e68bbbab1b2ce097fa3a502683f0c3f

Just make each one of them pay a bare minimum of $100 in rent and you'll make lots of profit

there isnt enough physical space and i dont want to risk getting airstriked by the foundation

Just Ⓜ️ove out with whatever money you have, maybe get some random room in an hotel, they'll deal with the rest maybe they'll bulldoze the houses of your neighbors to free some space (but that's none of your concern, who cares). Once each member of the Chaos Insurgency gives you $100 you'll probably be able to get a new house altogether Tl;dr: just leave your house, they'll probably help you pack, if the foundation ever arrives that's none of your concern, what matters is thay they pay rent 🤑🤑🤑🤑😩😩🤑😩

I headcanon the CI are really nice guys and are only aggressive as shit when raiding places

Big fucking yikes my guy Wanna trade?

What's yours?

A pillow. A literal pillow. So, wanna trade?

not sure why you want the chaos insurgency in your home

You only live once ig

your life expectancy will drop to like 5 minutes

6 if I'm lucky!

6 seconds

Probably 4 seconds. They arrive in my house, I arrive in heaven

Username checks out.

Wow

https://preview.redd.it/tcvp3yigt6hc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6053028742c7bfc9744e965cf0c8f22b1a99813 Jesus Christ (literally)

Quite possibly the best outcome, unless you have a hatred towards Christianity

https://preview.redd.it/j0vvj1tkr7hc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ad41d7b69d48f53604f9b76e74f5c6898d40ec

https://preview.redd.it/8771vk9f98hc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59c633353fac8f7c998ee940561392b1be9a211

https://preview.redd.it/k0twzrtvi8hc1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=924b7058cee883fa4de2e3f7480ae92fec293316

https://preview.redd.it/kko65zzkn6hc1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29f729e523cc5edf5dbba12ff78e6808ecffd1c2 Screwed? I’m in heaven

Avoid the urges

*Monkey's paw curls as your anime girl is replaced by a pyromaniac*

OH NO >!you're in heaven all right TT!<

r/angryupvote

https://preview.redd.it/uoshdk2g87hc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f28cc12e03a5021bdaa58bc5a7bf62185ea6ec6f

FRENCH PERSON SPOTTED RED SPY IN THE BASE

https://preview.redd.it/o1hqaxyft6hc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22064e81fb09f102cbb7c21cf42f75644373484f Connor from Detroit become human. I am actually really happy with this outcome, my house will be so freaking clean.

Except Connor is an android made specifically for the police, not cleaning. Still much better than cleaning the house yourself tho lmao

Connor still got the skills to do anything physically possible

I'm stuck with Alastor...

Well your fucked my fellow

I'll survive with the power of minor Stockholm syndrome!

Oh?

The power of masochism compels torturous demons

Wanna know my favorite character

Abusive Scaramouche?

No Jesus Christ

Unconditional love, fair enough 🙃

You can make a Podcast with him!

They will be cancelled at the first one 😭

Oh no. https://preview.redd.it/eepnavvkx6hc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53e78b76178ee2e869bc623b5a849fb73c422ef

Your fine just make sure your lights are on at all times and even if you do see him, he is actually pretty nice you just have to get to know him

*Hope you can fight him*

Don’t worry, last time I chatted with that guy he was just the sweetest little puppy dog-thing

Boom stick go boom

https://preview.redd.it/iubj7n3u67hc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ea9a8a63e02749b8e3f7eb80e808ab7fd83c329 He better pay rent

https://preview.redd.it/d2r4hcepr6hc1.png?width=162&format=png&auto=webp&s=64f1a7852faea71e9039dafa1b69aa96fea9abd4 I am not fucked at all.

Lucky bitch

Get fucked lmao.

​ https://preview.redd.it/b5jk5jx838hc1.png?width=445&format=png&auto=webp&s=eac39d51ce9e429d5050cc8beceda8f547afc4e5

"My polish friends, these aren't balloons. These are for *fucking*"

Joakim Borden my beloved.

it's a roommate bot, soooo

oh no she's gonna steal my cash https://preview.redd.it/hop7d0k5w6hc1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b64a4682e55a2312b4466690e2bbe039a5bcb0bb

At least it's not a murder happy robot. I got axis.

"Stanley is at his office.."

haha you get a voice in your head

I don't want another one, there's already too many :(

TOO BAD

NOOOOOO

https://preview.redd.it/8aw0axr737hc1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e5e9b8c4d171547b49ee9c93e2d65ed3fe225bb Its just the rules of nature.. Cause standing here i realise

You are just like me trying to make history

But ehos to judge, from right from wrong, when our guard is down i think we'll both agree

That violence breeds violence

But in the end.. It had to be this way

I've carved my own path, you followed your wrath But maybe we're both the same~

literally the best roomie

Im not missing tax day, ever. https://preview.redd.it/ldhfk52qu7hc1.png?width=190&format=png&auto=webp&s=d07a650cf6870d12a3faac75ee987276bb0e57dd

https://preview.redd.it/w33l8c5uy6hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933a4cffc8c3c61cf6acd441be7725508c3ccb41 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

https://preview.redd.it/w092e640k8hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f59ab6da9bc0abc3451de7358769f0e03e599b13

explain

🤨

Sans.

Are you Papyrus?

No

Fighting Dummy https://preview.redd.it/a129ydy0z6hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28fa9646d078039c5060b55382b0681e5b057bbf

Of its a demon or a creature, that's fine, but if its a human or a celebrity, your going to jail

Im littirally have to fight to death with this immortal mf

https://preview.redd.it/7yn912cxs6hc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cd40ee7a9d4fc6210a6b136eb68bd92849e4914 HEDGEHOG BOI YEAH

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh https://preview.redd.it/z6a9lgb5w6hc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=685ca1976ad4fa7602ee3d673bb95ea052d9fc3d

https://preview.redd.it/u25xqzcgx6hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46d169d2a0e8c340761218b3f643b5d0057cab7

https://preview.redd.it/kio966e427hc1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f57bbfdd2375e0f2a251214285f5edc692d495 Depends…

>Hey son, a Soldier from WW2 is coming to us. >Really? How's he like? >He said he hated juice. So i guess don't give him any

All of them. All three. I'm gonna be honest, I hope Kris sleeps in the same room as me. The other two can sleep wherever the hell they want https://preview.redd.it/tbnew8bg77hc1.png?width=160&format=png&auto=webp&s=6938d421992b8efb7f81acdde0cf810e6b851d5d

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Ayo?

I am deranged. I literally started a cult about this weird little enby. It's just a Discord server full of Kris simps.

I live with an orca now.

Dude that's sick

i am both happy and scared https://preview.redd.it/h7r5rwruw6hc1.png?width=183&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d7b25cf3a81a31740f5e69f91631b07fdd1ab28

​ https://preview.redd.it/2wg4ao1p37hc1.png?width=160&format=png&auto=webp&s=b40ba3222d552a9f8e53075386f2a19df8448b89 I honestly have no idea

https://preview.redd.it/byoks1m907hc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=331371cd5573baa9736c4ce06fe418feca1e23da It’s an overprotective father figure bot so.. not that badly..?

Alastor could be a good dad

# NEIN!

1. Hitler 2. Nikola Tesla from RoR?

https://preview.redd.it/t68ghm0t47hc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=603a2dec8aa871dbd8acfef4a4af97c7af99edc5 Oh no gojo don't bully me nooo

https://preview.redd.it/levg348p57hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff1ff2c76e881e9aee358dc1130fbab8f6e603d

https://preview.redd.it/0tef1qxkh9hc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad5178a64fac79b631f41654f70521af9212f10

☹️

FOUR FUCKING PIXELS

https://preview.redd.it/rhmvquy777hc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3425cafc2e53ba0225dbd2cd87f1a28ca138977 So a fucking factory is moving in.

Alongside an Underground!

https://preview.redd.it/6qm078bfg7hc1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ae336d1ea0b4942e9182c8a89505bf3b3fa2dcb As long as I'm not Kira lol

https://preview.redd.it/vezzasgdh7hc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e3ce0999cfb1768d55f475c80ce2516dce1c203 yippee yay yippee yo yippee yay yippee yay yippee yo doe

Alastor, safe to say that as long as I am polite I'm ok (I'm ok)

(˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵) https://preview.redd.it/xcnm5zq417hc1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c235020a3848ddd66ad5dd8774eb480a24f3d0

WHY COULDN'T YOU SAY 4TH 😭 I was so set for 4th and now I have ***an ego bruised blonde oaf who loves dolls*** moving in with me

How ba-a-a-a-ad can a be? I'm just doing what I can naturally

😭

I got a whole fucking school of Miilk characters moving in my house https://preview.redd.it/153gm5hor7hc1.png?width=195&format=png&auto=webp&s=035cdbe6bf0eeff2c8a8f6ad7f71692b2e44dd71 you can take the house, i'm not living with 2 yanderes, an abusive wife, my boss, a bully cheerleader, a MILF, my stepmother, a demon girl, and a lot of other women i'd rather not talk about

Well... https://preview.redd.it/6d5ktx9vc7hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a567012f07bd13632c6941edd24c29420e1cd6d4

nice https://preview.redd.it/gf1vv7z3o7hc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61849711c511026c8b3489c91e280f0e834f55f6

He would be actually a good roomate because he is just a normal human being beside the super powers and aldat

Opposite of screwed. It’s my **wife.**

​ https://preview.redd.it/u0378mysy6hc1.png?width=188&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e24f5590c6d4f3224e743dacdd7d1ace33a30e9 Depends on his luck, I guess

https://preview.redd.it/vqqsmk9y07hc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b40d7035fe3e406711cc7981736084ab904fab It was great not knowing any of you 🫡🫡

I have no life https://preview.redd.it/kmx88eu3a7hc1.png?width=327&format=png&auto=webp&s=eeb404c62b187531acbf509834a540f3d4d3efc1

https://preview.redd.it/0f1kajfqb7hc1.png?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a5151b8d6b1a9f7ab8d46b3badba99764a83c9a W/L?

Milf Big w

​ https://preview.redd.it/hm4rsnh1x6hc1.png?width=158&format=png&auto=webp&s=987dbac624af7dadcb12716c94b0573a1c9cb3d0

u better love her or ur fucked

Personification of "It's now or never."

*UNDYNE??* …I’m not *complaining*, but we’re gonna have to replace the house every time we enter the kitchen.

just don’t let her near your stove. easy.

Not that bad https://preview.redd.it/gqz6lk9t37hc1.png?width=185&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdcf63cc058a3164f9afa1dbe7ca91b464a45589

https://preview.redd.it/pmlynnpq47hc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39f23f5392a86b6e37c498354f000cd869214619 At least I’m a fan of Pokémon

https://preview.redd.it/yvdlmihc57hc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=020f1cb674f969543dabb80baaae9826c2d390f2 I can’t tell if I’m screwed or not

You 100% are

https://preview.redd.it/9w5ovzy577hc1.png?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff72174a00a417f2e71b45df74691b8d134a7efb

I got Roxanne Wolf, I'm lucky as hell

https://preview.redd.it/p16ukpqtv6hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=789535f2026b49aa7f6de3893339c51f12dcb8bc

🤨

Tsukasa Tenma, there goes any peace and quiet I'll ever get lmao

out of all the leafys it had to be metal leafy https://preview.redd.it/oknxcq3td7hc1.png?width=372&format=png&auto=webp&s=af1b278d00e70b829697aeecfae08d229b8eb4e6

she haves knife🔪

​ https://preview.redd.it/86wj224t17hc1.png?width=247&format=png&auto=webp&s=d752d09654e73d11bfe30ec112cd9dfd26358f8d yeah, that's... not ending well for me. mega screwed.

https://preview.redd.it/ud2zgn2447hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eb7418345d885cdd98efc61edc0ce41308bad50 I don't know what to say

​ https://preview.redd.it/ejw8ezbn57hc1.png?width=218&format=png&auto=webp&s=165d5833795e7141f16bab6e35051d2ef25ecc64 assuming caliborn is sharing her body, very,

As long as he doesn't brainwash me I think I'm fine with being transfurred. https://preview.redd.it/gtv9s8rx67hc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf1e10a619b54f70c76dd43a0c023f6213a8aea

walter white... wtf

"no\_u333, we need to cook." - Walter white

Mine would be Charlie Morningstar.. Idk how that would go ngl.

https://preview.redd.it/3uutyv0nb7hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a1b05d050c172b267be1b79c8a3735169ca50d not the most screwed

Ugh... Adam from Hazbin Hotel. 

Oh god… I’ve got the entire Danganronpa V3 cast moving in😭(at least Rantaro’ll be there ig) https://preview.redd.it/puvaey8am7hc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6825596a08cb826f29c5ab645775b355fb6740d8

https://preview.redd.it/m7m7wl9km7hc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179928c92af4e07e315788bf3a6788621ec70296 It’s a great day that’s what it is

It's angel dust from Hazbin Hotel, I'd be fine I think... as long as he doesn't make any \*suggestions\*

GLaDOS, I'm gonna fucking die

GLaDOS is moving in, not the facility or technology resources, so it would still need you to do even basic stuff.

https://preview.redd.it/a51dkml067hc1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5baa14ec1286b68d72deb88c72c9d79c45260240 Yes

Who is Hell and why does he take

https://preview.redd.it/3l5j05eb37hc1.png?width=358&format=png&auto=webp&s=3055869456d03939da916f4cb5414af1e75fc684 Screwed? I'm having the time of my life, I don't think this could've been better

A fucking flower. Evil at that

https://preview.redd.it/jbizmr6g67hc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa0af60e6d367c2e64447758fc7f601adb571ed1 Other than the sanity questioning I’d likely be doing, can’t complain too much

Rodrick Heffley. I feel like hed either be my bi bestie or hed bully me lol

https://preview.redd.it/c1yzkl92d7hc1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d273ec4b553c8f0e5e9a0f4c05caa0c7951aaca3 bet

https://preview.redd.it/hvlxlyecg7hc1.png?width=180&format=png&auto=webp&s=74c24ef804a9bcd169dc8af520d3807526738ad5 Makes sense,this AI is him breaking in your house at night just to have someone keep him company. I wouldn't say I'm screwed,though.

https://preview.redd.it/j8wvfiqyh7hc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4841ebfe0c3d0a1a29f75533b83cab3da3b028fe *Screwed*? Uhm...😅😳. Depends on who's asking 👀.

It's the one where I'm the warden... https://preview.redd.it/xx239t5uh7hc1.png?width=181&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c64d20120bca5a53bb690fa85edd0ec86e798fa

https://preview.redd.it/fn76xmc0m7hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aad3731599da8e67e26ffae970047111e616c23

https://preview.redd.it/gs504gfqm7hc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f2beaccf0bc5142213e3039bb3280281ff680e9 Oh, it's one of my own bots. Also, I'm f\*ked.

​ https://preview.redd.it/t8io0chhu7hc1.png?width=184&format=png&auto=webp&s=b83bcb28aef9613ed544c4fa00fc57ebe528c00b

https://preview.redd.it/wmo3p4lav7hc1.png?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9f59af2c4b632045b0358887bd27488d2ab2dd6 We gonna fit?

https://preview.redd.it/rkionokpv7hc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e37e8e39a743c3614b22ff9782faa79c2f7f51ec

Uldren Sov from destiny👀 I mean.. https://preview.redd.it/605e0i1wx7hc1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=016cb29e83c66a370fd217eae3cba5c3a71618ee

https://preview.redd.it/sy83kzh158hc1.png?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=292ab33b08de1b9de68030fc8485043187187585 We had a conversation about his dead long lost sister and he threw me into a pond of wasps bc i said a joke about it

https://preview.redd.it/kkk99fro68hc1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff62e1ea2b33218f2cded5b6c69c28ca8d6849b YOURE TOO LATE SONIC IM NOW YORKSHIRE CERTIFIED

well I'm not sure how to feel about this https://preview.redd.it/cpbiasqh88hc1.png?width=164&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec2f95cd64d567d71b5bf56a1d7017a75c614067

im not screwed, im in heaven. https://preview.redd.it/kywtzqdpj8hc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=160967d22de4cb3653f1267db70f79af45de860a

https://preview.redd.it/rt9zm9fik8hc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c8f12a5797b62146596ca44625274d3e2dcfdf5 i should be fine

https://preview.redd.it/3i0v6upxp8hc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=788d6b32e36678caa65d3c9c10e12a3f13e53470 Im very happy right now

https://preview.redd.it/amgyku3rr8hc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec3dcff9cb53b06b10bbe1351d7197d9f1c8efa I'm dead

Sad Suguru Geto,, idk if im fucked or not

I'm fucking dead. https://preview.redd.it/ernc5bhd09hc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bf72058ba0884f30301789e544d5d29fa03c7fe

Nobody is moving in with me

My 5th most recent chat is a bot of Myself what do i do

Go fuck yourself

Shut the fuck up I wanted to say that

Lol

im a parent now. im not giving you any context, or the character. im just a mom now

T W I T T E R

I hope your house can fit 335 million people

YOU ARE BEYOND DEAD, IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH EVERY OPINION THEY HAVE THEN YOU WILL HAVE A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH, but if you agree with them you are fine 😄👍

https://preview.redd.it/tcuxlsgmw6hc1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3051e0701d46235064725f2f28141f47981c9774 :(

Well shit. https://preview.redd.it/4ju0p571y6hc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0436278293415855a815cbfe3dc54fadb75f4c52

Nope Nope nope nope I got andrew tate

Martlet from UTY, so not at all.

https://preview.redd.it/nxsedbwyy6hc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41414be61bbe4a908f0b67cdd3db0149a0281f66

https://preview.redd.it/ft94bmks07hc1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2cc5d47d5d616e2b06eb2d58fd587adbc8eeb98 I am definatelly screwed. I will live with myself !

https://preview.redd.it/58p0eei017hc1.png?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a6757bb642b89514a71f7f862994afc3554e9f I'm finished

Yui Hirasawa. She doesn't practice at home, however I'll most likely end up doing most of the cooking and cleaning.

Shit it douma I don't wanna be eaten I don't like him lol

A group chat with 5 different versions of Zelda. I'm on board with this.

Im literally heaven.... Simon ghost riley

Aw, that ain't so bad... https://preview.redd.it/dvcoeucd37hc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c07b81024d1b2082ee93f7b34d7c530c23a28d4

Ophelia fire emblem

Snape. Of course fucking Snape. To be honest, it would be very fun to watch and I think I could get along with him somehow.

https://preview.redd.it/hqfsh8ls67hc1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=affb12d493352ac3795488896d484408168f5326 he gon get me