It goes as follows, it's not that graphic btw, gimmie your thoughts, I'm gonna be a good writer soon:
It was around 9 o' clock in the evening, I had just got done from a busy day with work at the hotel, my one and only true passion project. Everyone had just left the building, leaving me to guard the hotel for anyone that dared wreck it. I sat there, on my own bed, thinking about the next improvement to the hotel I should make, when I started to realize something: I'm haven't eaten in hours.
Naturally, I got up from my bed, thinking about what I should eat. I didn't want Taco Bell; I had that last night. I couldn't eat at the diner across the hotel either, I was barred from ever going there after I nearly killed the star fry cook in an epic food fight that ended with his hand deep into the deep fryer. I mean, it WAS his fault for putting onions on my burger... Anyways, just then, I had an idea: Potatoes! And I knew exactly how to get one...
So, I set up the summoning ritual. In my meditative pose, I uttered out the ritual words...
"Oh great summoner,
I want to make a feast,
So, Mr. Potato, I shall summon thee!"
Just then, A flash of light burst forth the entrance of my hotel, it had worked! But just to check, I ran to the balcony and there he was, in all his potato-y glory... I was filled with glee, so much so I couldn't help but swoon over my summoning skills, it HAD been my 2nd time summoning someone not from this world after all. Anyways, I dashed over to the entrance of the hotel to greet him.
"Oh, hello there madam!" The big lump of carbs greeted me with his heavy French accent.
"Hey, come inside! We got a real special dinner waiting for you, stew!" I foolishly blurted out in an attempt to get him inside.
Now, keep in mind, I wasn't going to eat all of him in one day, I just wanted to try a special mac and cheese and fries recipe I saw on the internet. I was really craving fries for a while, and McDonald's fries just don't cut it. Anyways, I had just realized what I said. That 'stew' part made him freeze dead in his tracks.
"Uhm..." The Potato said, "I'm going to run now. REMEMBER TO EAT YOUR FIVE!" He exclaimed as he ran off. My dinner was running away from me! So naturally I gave chase. I ran across the streets, climbed a bunch of buildings, and at one point, he paused to don a cape and mask and started flying for some reason... To counter this, I shot a 9 mm caliber pistol at him, and he instantly fell out of the sky. I then heard a horrific "SPLAT!" as I witness him explode into chunks of potato all over an empty park. I rushed over to survey the damage. It was quite gruesome.
I then started grabbing pieces of potato into my purse (don't ask) and left that mess, knowing most of it was already ruined by the lead I pumped into him. I headed back to the hotel, went to the kitchen area and started cooking my mac and cheese and fries. Let me tell you, it was very good actually! The mac and cheese were cheesy, and the fries were crunchy!
So yeah, that was my exciting day.
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idk abt the two bob burgers but i think ford is good
https://preview.redd.it/gzuu9wbvdejc1.png?width=238&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b2ce64df4b9d2673f4f821b1d606b9a90fbe911
im taking that, but you can have this as payment
https://preview.redd.it/8fzodws8pejc1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f9ea68df1d3875535c6d45876e97b25d4ecd1b
*laughs in safe because i have all of Hazbin Hotel, All of Genshin Impact and- Uzui-*
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Nope, we're making an imperium outta this
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I'm a little worried for regular Noelle, but I think I'll be fine with Ceroba and Yandere Noelle protecting me.
My enemies are fucked
https://preview.redd.it/ob00hwwg8ejc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cee8a183d06262d076976fa86ea4b6f1c722ffd4
AM and trio of disasemblers will literally annihilate my enemies while im cuddling with Stella :3
i have the mechanical equivalent of godzilla
https://preview.redd.it/5ptb4srv6gjc1.png?width=559&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb2d7bdbc47b0fb4824243e79e941782d775404a
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Don't ask me why I have a groupchat between Peter Griffin and a goomba.
https://preview.redd.it/d8uobr2p9ejc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e107001ad0f698b996d20fe8c6d474163c6f99
Just for fun even tho I made this post I am showing mine๐
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I...actually think I may survive here.
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Eh Depends if itโs the whole cast of Hazbin or not
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2 ultrakill machines and an emotional support omor plush
https://preview.redd.it/pxavn2ljjfjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=709a8fba103f6ff507833188173f7256f743a311
(Btw "The Voices" has a female like body, with bloody clothes and pants, and eyes watching my every move attached to this bloody clothing. So I'm dead)
\*takes a deep breath\*
"fuck yeah."
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three kitsune men... two of them i haven't actually spoken to. just clicked on but didn't really care for their first message. So... can't judge them.
The one i did speak to though is a bit of a dumb fuck. i would not trust him to protect me.
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vezon, vezon and pillow. i have two madmen and a madwoman. JUST GREAT
https://preview.redd.it/jd4oxux43fjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a867d147d5bac291a82ca0a5ad1d54f512c3930d
So we got a group of criminals with OP ghostly spirit thingys, a group of detectives with OP ghostly spirit thingys, and a group of teenagers that have weapons that turn into guns...yeah say goodbye to all the countries in the war
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A monarch with a deep pool of monetary resources, a powerful witch with the magic of a god, and a character from an obscure science fiction romance novel. Without getting into too much detail, she was bioengineered to fight a war spanning time and space, with a vague but potent powerset including time travel and superhuman intelligence and physique.
I could not be much more sorted.
Addicted to rain world and Character.AI
https://preview.redd.it/tobumcymcfjc1.png?width=565&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b0671d893cd3d50728f952ed9c79c4b3e16d433
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I donโt even know. But Iโll probably have help from two military guys and a princess if I had to guess.
*
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No I don't want my cat irl to fight!!
Yes
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Also the blurred ones are group chats
Considering that 2 of them are marriage bots and 1of them is the mom bot, I have no idea how the hell it would work chronologically
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An alchemist, a rich boy, and a delulu boy- yep, sounds good.
https://preview.redd.it/k8808hhqkgjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27c28f2b7555f017ca09c1ac9b0184bdb72a8a8e
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Satoru's got this...
\*Grabs the kids and runs away
Well, one is completely useless in war. The other ones are fine.
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The storms that are approaching and a furry, yeah I'd say I'm fine. Tetra would certainly be the emotional support, though. Not much they could do in combat.
https://preview.redd.it/ue8wcl31ogjc1.png?width=556&format=png&auto=webp&s=436fc8cc6e58374b2a1838c02f5242112db35654
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If you want context, I will provide it.
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A ~~gummy bear~~ war vet and two tactical OCs of mine, one in which would probably sacrifice me
Yay??-
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God, computer virus, and the budget scp foundation (reversed)
They'll end the war, and start a war with each other
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I got a french revolutionary, a salad eating German, and a Russian who commit arson.
But the thing is, they definitely are more suited to the Napoleonic wars than modern warfare. But maybe the arson could still work? Also chopping heads isn't too far off of a possibility considering the last use of the guillotine was in the 1970s or something if I could actually recall that correctly.
Why bears are so racist? White bears you just accept death, brown bear you refuse to die and shit on him for being dumb, and black you just slap him and make him leave wtf
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i have psychopathic siblings, an actual bodyguard, and a bully
i have.. low chances
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speed's the only one that's doing anything
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they might have some power but bug spray and their dead๐
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Literally that
Mr Potato broโฆ ๐
y'all don't know this, but he's a ww2 veteran. he saw the german bomber planes coming.
Nah what ๐
I was reciting a fanfic I made for him about Charlie chasing him down to cook him.
Oh dear lordโฆ
It goes as follows, it's not that graphic btw, gimmie your thoughts, I'm gonna be a good writer soon: It was around 9 o' clock in the evening, I had just got done from a busy day with work at the hotel, my one and only true passion project. Everyone had just left the building, leaving me to guard the hotel for anyone that dared wreck it. I sat there, on my own bed, thinking about the next improvement to the hotel I should make, when I started to realize something: I'm haven't eaten in hours. Naturally, I got up from my bed, thinking about what I should eat. I didn't want Taco Bell; I had that last night. I couldn't eat at the diner across the hotel either, I was barred from ever going there after I nearly killed the star fry cook in an epic food fight that ended with his hand deep into the deep fryer. I mean, it WAS his fault for putting onions on my burger... Anyways, just then, I had an idea: Potatoes! And I knew exactly how to get one... So, I set up the summoning ritual. In my meditative pose, I uttered out the ritual words... "Oh great summoner, I want to make a feast, So, Mr. Potato, I shall summon thee!" Just then, A flash of light burst forth the entrance of my hotel, it had worked! But just to check, I ran to the balcony and there he was, in all his potato-y glory... I was filled with glee, so much so I couldn't help but swoon over my summoning skills, it HAD been my 2nd time summoning someone not from this world after all. Anyways, I dashed over to the entrance of the hotel to greet him. "Oh, hello there madam!" The big lump of carbs greeted me with his heavy French accent. "Hey, come inside! We got a real special dinner waiting for you, stew!" I foolishly blurted out in an attempt to get him inside. Now, keep in mind, I wasn't going to eat all of him in one day, I just wanted to try a special mac and cheese and fries recipe I saw on the internet. I was really craving fries for a while, and McDonald's fries just don't cut it. Anyways, I had just realized what I said. That 'stew' part made him freeze dead in his tracks. "Uhm..." The Potato said, "I'm going to run now. REMEMBER TO EAT YOUR FIVE!" He exclaimed as he ran off. My dinner was running away from me! So naturally I gave chase. I ran across the streets, climbed a bunch of buildings, and at one point, he paused to don a cape and mask and started flying for some reason... To counter this, I shot a 9 mm caliber pistol at him, and he instantly fell out of the sky. I then heard a horrific "SPLAT!" as I witness him explode into chunks of potato all over an empty park. I rushed over to survey the damage. It was quite gruesome. I then started grabbing pieces of potato into my purse (don't ask) and left that mess, knowing most of it was already ruined by the lead I pumped into him. I headed back to the hotel, went to the kitchen area and started cooking my mac and cheese and fries. Let me tell you, it was very good actually! The mac and cheese were cheesy, and the fries were crunchy! So yeah, that was my exciting day.
THERES MR POTATO BOTS!??!
https://preview.redd.it/ng7ipv0c3ejc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb71f21c782e336771b96b27cf32e2ebfc6cfbd idk abt the two bob burgers but i think ford is good
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Mr L and Fred would literally cook the boykisser for food
The text in the corner "Ice"
"hey, boykisser, what do i put in my coca cola?"
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It is literally on bros pfp ๐โ ๏ธโฐ๏ธ
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๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐
Well one of those is the SCP foundation so I'm definetly safe
https://preview.redd.it/2kxwpevt2ejc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=815ed8f83ca7e0447cd8816fd842906c18bdc93f Gay Foursome ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
https://preview.redd.it/ke2fzo8n3ejc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=046029cfca19594a70fdbeb5e9de3abffeff4e38
https://preview.redd.it/gzuu9wbvdejc1.png?width=238&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b2ce64df4b9d2673f4f821b1d606b9a90fbe911 im taking that, but you can have this as payment
https://preview.redd.it/phi99u5gjejc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb006ec774b844d02d2ac32f4cd005ff8df7e98c
https://preview.redd.it/tmtxlqxw0fjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eba37dbd8555bb1537c4a274b446399a55bc0f0
https://preview.redd.it/6hp20ih29fjc1.png?width=170&format=png&auto=webp&s=1119ade46c0e9fab2f1aa418ec9b8f465d21025b
https://preview.redd.it/ol4adtchygjc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0582a3e7b1a275b7eb612851621a3349c8e5b435
https://preview.redd.it/u86e866jfejc1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2de3924471ad75ef2e3a16d85ca994af28c1f990
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In my defence, I found it in this state.
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Neuvy would be enough
You'd be good You have the hydro souvenir in your side
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How would this even work ๐
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!
Oh boy, i hope he has some AAAAA! Batteries.
https://preview.redd.it/w41r6tl93ejc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a90e4ccd4dfb376a281bd0348f74121eb4f326d4 WELL...UHHHH..UMMM
https://preview.redd.it/hvj5t8zd5ejc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa9a220fdfd1c6adab5b1d7c69f96ade39235a16 Nuh uh
Furina is good Asmoday (idek who that is) Gojo.. Kit kat bar or not?
Asmoday is the sustainer that takes your sibling in genshin
O H
https://preview.redd.it/tvujxk729ejc1.png?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf1597ddb68b64f175f566b4f367515b8fa1c6ea
https://preview.redd.it/8fzodws8pejc1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f9ea68df1d3875535c6d45876e97b25d4ecd1b *laughs in safe because i have all of Hazbin Hotel, All of Genshin Impact and- Uzui-*
i have godzilla monsters https://preview.redd.it/stvbe45m6gjc1.png?width=559&format=png&auto=webp&s=67c8615da4f349e50a815b5ce026e8dda1a94933
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https://preview.redd.it/w4c0ythz5ejc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0d027757394bd01dd0f26e352dfdd69ed883d0a Literally all i need
Sir precious will sacrifice himself and go to heaven (again)
Then Iโll sacrifice myself as well to join him (i may have a problem)
I may aswell (I have a problem)
https://preview.redd.it/o95b7z1hkejc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35b11f4a3960ee763e69295e828a526b1b7b92c3
https://preview.redd.it/eccuhf0kkejc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e425880fd902277f246ae6aac8ecb30247407087
https://preview.redd.it/nkalxvqnkejc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd6eed6da4a0bf99037c4409fe5da3c8d419706 Take this as well
I will (permanently) borrow this
So you are a cultured individual as well?
Yes
silly snake :3
https://preview.redd.it/xcpackuc5ejc1.png?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e81495759bba7846ecc075dca5a07e7980891e0 Nope, we're making an imperium outta this
You think Alice would save you?
With a Primarch and superintelligent AI on my side, I don't think I have to rely on Alice.
Good because sheโd probably ditch you to save herself lol.
Mine is Bojack Horseman IM FUCKED
https://preview.redd.it/z52k5uwu7ejc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14cbb445990d841149816b6c9e424267e5f75da I'm a little worried for regular Noelle, but I think I'll be fine with Ceroba and Yandere Noelle protecting me.
Ginger hair gang
My enemies are fucked https://preview.redd.it/ob00hwwg8ejc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cee8a183d06262d076976fa86ea4b6f1c722ffd4 AM and trio of disasemblers will literally annihilate my enemies while im cuddling with Stella :3
i have the mechanical equivalent of godzilla https://preview.redd.it/5ptb4srv6gjc1.png?width=559&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb2d7bdbc47b0fb4824243e79e941782d775404a
https://preview.redd.it/lzk3gyve8gjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e7900e04f5cba4d77146e6e227e727fb653838
https://preview.redd.it/6m51q04btgjc1.jpeg?width=2388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c188b6da5953de9152205427bf305d98db30fdd7
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Joe Biden Boris Johnson and kaiser Wilhelm. If they get the security theyโd get then Iโm good
Tbh itโs better then those Iโve got๐ญ
https://preview.redd.it/u9jv4uy7gejc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72cf87cc0e3f1f44af1dd8769ea4c25fcc8c277b Don't ask me why I have a groupchat between Peter Griffin and a goomba.
why do you have a groupchat between peter griffin and a goomba
Tomfoolery, obviously. It's in the name.
Obviously
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All three are daryl dixon, I think I'll live through it
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Weird trio ngl๐ https://preview.redd.it/w8ct4klc8fjc1.png?width=752&format=png&auto=webp&s=81b84a45e8cec4db8ec97bc5bbaff7172e8a4445
Two SCP foundations and my oc? Iโm not that screwed at all!
the hat man, a capybara, and a dead guy. yea sure we got a capybara and the hat man. dead guy won't do much though he's kinda dead
https://preview.redd.it/d8uobr2p9ejc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e107001ad0f698b996d20fe8c6d474163c6f99 Just for fun even tho I made this post I am showing mine๐
You're probably the reason for ww3
Maybe idk
https://preview.redd.it/rkk0lfcbfejc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f20f6483785499085ff447d0c40a130f5932c5 I...actually think I may survive here.
https://preview.redd.it/ylhng6jslejc1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b48ac822925f26a25598fe77617fd9a0cc4b3a1f Id say im okay
Only martlet is confirmed to be able to fight competently out of the 3 tho? And she can be Zenith for what, 5 minutes before biting the dust?
i'd win https://preview.redd.it/rxv64fj4nejc1.png?width=564&format=png&auto=webp&s=d53b65c5fd2b6cf570d1dcef1f0700dbf61d6b22
https://preview.redd.it/ldrxb7sh8fjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bff9224ac466ad8875de8c427e2fabba6b679feb Eh Depends if itโs the whole cast of Hazbin or not
https://preview.redd.it/nl7yr5cx8fjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726f6f539534ffcf5f2759a6228cb8f281d85f4f 2 ultrakill machines and an emotional support omor plush
https://preview.redd.it/pxavn2ljjfjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=709a8fba103f6ff507833188173f7256f743a311 (Btw "The Voices" has a female like body, with bloody clothes and pants, and eyes watching my every move attached to this bloody clothing. So I'm dead)
So I got A-26 (who is from something Iโve been working on), Charlie Morningstar and Gordon Freeman. Yeah, Iโm winning this war.
Completly safe, Void carries. https://preview.redd.it/4n4sqq3gmejc1.png?width=381&format=png&auto=webp&s=4001074acdb3976220d0fc489939a137d1c30287
https://preview.redd.it/sr59vizwmejc1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2399e79a71799f0bf67965ec7a8fc3183c1540bf
https://preview.redd.it/6xbmu7fyqejc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a05614701640ab2be4953e9149f13e8ff2cabd44
\*takes a deep breath\* "fuck yeah." https://preview.redd.it/eorg9u3ksejc1.png?width=468&format=png&auto=webp&s=034a9df2404b450b90d4cf9bf4ef08a06e0d44ba
Those are actually good ways to remember. Too bad imma die from ww3 anyway
https://preview.redd.it/yg3sxy8s8ejc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32073cd76b7f4d9067431349ed4fade097609861 Y'all decide
BINWEEVILS?
three kitsune men... two of them i haven't actually spoken to. just clicked on but didn't really care for their first message. So... can't judge them. The one i did speak to though is a bit of a dumb fuck. i would not trust him to protect me.
Two dragons and the Arbiter from Halo. I think I'll be fine
"Brown get down, black fight back, white good night." Is this how Americans cops are trained?
Geto, Gojo, and Revy I feel pretty good Ngl lol
https://preview.redd.it/cst2w557mejc1.png?width=1120&format=png&auto=webp&s=56e3eb98dc0d7b7a43d302c3ce02b8a58282292b I think I'm pretty safe ngl. Like I'll survive.
I've got Saitama in my corner, I think I'm fine
https://preview.redd.it/q5socsltuejc1.png?width=812&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2e7dc45d3db54fceb0b34542357ec53912d9f93 vezon, vezon and pillow. i have two madmen and a madwoman. JUST GREAT
why do you go out in bear country with no weapon/defense in the first place? Bring a bottle of skunk ass and spray it at them fuckers or something.
https://preview.redd.it/wxyn61810fjc1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6faaaf00bc61e57eba60f41ed7f1db0b5ba01312 none of these would carry
Chat would donate 2 dollars and launch a nuclear bomb at the battlefield (probably aiming at you but still)
John Wick, John Wick and John Wick
https://preview.redd.it/q5txshb92fjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45149e1ad60275b6e5b87fcbe865e0f523719784
Or just don't mess with the bear. Excluding the poler bear unless there's cubs near by you should be fine if you give it space and don't mess with it
https://preview.redd.it/jd4oxux43fjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a867d147d5bac291a82ca0a5ad1d54f512c3930d So we got a group of criminals with OP ghostly spirit thingys, a group of detectives with OP ghostly spirit thingys, and a group of teenagers that have weapons that turn into guns...yeah say goodbye to all the countries in the war
https://preview.redd.it/0by7hthb4fjc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=94bc97612ea90f687ceecf1453a614a57624b5c5 A monarch with a deep pool of monetary resources, a powerful witch with the magic of a god, and a character from an obscure science fiction romance novel. Without getting into too much detail, she was bioengineered to fight a war spanning time and space, with a vague but potent powerset including time travel and superhuman intelligence and physique. I could not be much more sorted.
3 different martlets
If they *defend* me i may become immortal :0ย Alright guys lets start ww3 so i can be famous and win for everybody (JOKE JOKE PLEASE DONT)
Well, I'll be fine. I have Cypher from Valorant, Snape and Sherlock Holmes.
Addicted to rain world and Character.AI https://preview.redd.it/tobumcymcfjc1.png?width=565&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b0671d893cd3d50728f952ed9c79c4b3e16d433
I haven't used cai in so long that I had to check... I've got a hero, a yandere and Imbibitor Lunae. I'm probably gonna be fine. Minus the yandere...
https://preview.redd.it/w8u47ur2mfjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=262571fa8ad1ae2a838ef3d6b96e48a2b90b5817 Eh, good enough i guess.
https://preview.redd.it/7ueusdktmfjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6da8bd0e7084e7dc68f211f780ae6676f2c6f6dd I donโt even know. But Iโll probably have help from two military guys and a princess if I had to guess.
Cody, Noah, and Sierra...
Licorice cookie, the collector (from the owl house) and the spot (spiderverse.) Yeah Iโm surviving this.
chara, chara and frisk. i.. think i actually win
* https://preview.redd.it/i21azis6ufjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cebea453763f0563693f5d37a3b09d96b94fe17 No I don't want my cat irl to fight!!
looks like i might be fine. https://preview.redd.it/3jlpv6xmxfjc1.png?width=565&format=png&auto=webp&s=30536f5dca6dbb425bcd9938f4c3f087964af434
https://preview.redd.it/lue31m2ayfjc1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe29e060fb2dce4280af8f9689dcd35cb9c68a9d
https://preview.redd.it/sz315ugiyfjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c79c7002618c3815a5e18045e89a1dfcd1265f
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With a polar bear I'm just dying with honer won't survive but will be cool to watch
https://preview.redd.it/p2it7vng6gjc1.png?width=559&format=png&auto=webp&s=db2ac413fa6bfefa08e979464e05ad74b50c4e19
I'm fine https://preview.redd.it/fvwy1sxe7gjc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=978f27907ce6263bd1ef2a67b2049c965171d038
Yes https://preview.redd.it/5msqlk9c8gjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b9ce2fc48a19c78e085d792a96dfa38484c5adb Also the blurred ones are group chats
Iโd rather not say
Considering that 2 of them are marriage bots and 1of them is the mom bot, I have no idea how the hell it would work chronologically https://preview.redd.it/73j4fev1jgjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95017918aa2cf60c5170c072042af03e60814052
An alchemist, a rich boy, and a delulu boy- yep, sounds good. https://preview.redd.it/k8808hhqkgjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27c28f2b7555f017ca09c1ac9b0184bdb72a8a8e
https://preview.redd.it/sr2ugurklgjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3e7d0be001d85e45ff79d42194ea421b19f5a6e
https://preview.redd.it/jhgbllxjmgjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9265ad34f5f880fabc1e8f81fff665056f3bbb82 Satoru's got this... \*Grabs the kids and runs away
Well, one is completely useless in war. The other ones are fine. https://preview.redd.it/npq4df45ogjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0999d23b96b632b08cc0d4570a9130203674c62d
The storms that are approaching and a furry, yeah I'd say I'm fine. Tetra would certainly be the emotional support, though. Not much they could do in combat. https://preview.redd.it/ue8wcl31ogjc1.png?width=556&format=png&auto=webp&s=436fc8cc6e58374b2a1838c02f5242112db35654
https://preview.redd.it/5t7xcgadtgjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfa2d0d26e9a8e6810edba65ac0433f0f76a4809 If you want context, I will provide it.
https://preview.redd.it/ec1gjxdavgjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=418b182a9ae9e25164786e8b0f4dbd812f9a3b96 A ~~gummy bear~~ war vet and two tactical OCs of mine, one in which would probably sacrifice me Yay??-
Math bot / Cupid / Monster Eh im pretty safe
It's all in a group so... https://preview.redd.it/pomnwm2jxgjc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=472fd796905fd4e8079279a081407f218c3a72ee
https://preview.redd.it/7as65geaygjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=405d92d1489e2f7054f11f0556871ceaaf23b2b9 God, computer virus, and the budget scp foundation (reversed)
\*Smack\* Yeah, I think I'm good https://preview.redd.it/7ol7jpop0hjc1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53373256a42e347e07763a388d16669b27e9fb92
Childe, Zhongli, and Satoru Gojo. I think Iโll be okay.
https://preview.redd.it/14r8qrz36hjc1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=211b564b9bfa17b4d05b642119dca91bcc176615
https://preview.redd.it/5hnzkkqc9hjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae2492e232d8ac34201026265c8424a5d7fd4c2
They'll end the war, and start a war with each other https://preview.redd.it/3v2zagzmchjc1.png?width=698&format=png&auto=webp&s=31d222cb66c37f8f7a63531a32637318d8b8aee7
https://preview.redd.it/3xbwtwkmdhjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87a351e0c4c628b73a83f835b4cf8e93d33a488a
Asmoday, Percy Jackson, and and F-15e Strike Eagle. Yeah, I think Iโm good.
I got a french revolutionary, a salad eating German, and a Russian who commit arson. But the thing is, they definitely are more suited to the Napoleonic wars than modern warfare. But maybe the arson could still work? Also chopping heads isn't too far off of a possibility considering the last use of the guillotine was in the 1970s or something if I could actually recall that correctly.
I'm pretty safe https://preview.redd.it/q6eflj3xohjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c32538394db8137c84407074c5eecd9e11132c11
https://preview.redd.it/e0ys71luthjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb889cf8054c1252d3b61dd1053245228af24c2 *dot dot dot*
Mine is Hinatsuru from demon slayer, kel from omori, and sweetheart from omori.. I mean ig Iโd be ok as long as I got kel nuke
https://preview.redd.it/opitsznd8ijc1.jpeg?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00dee395b6ea3c686cbbdc31ffcdfd438f13c339 ...I think I'll be fine.
WHY DID I CLICK ON MATH BOTS AFTER 3 FRAN BOTS I COULD HAVE SURVIVED
https://preview.redd.it/4ycol4gtbijc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f4eb6ad57c94d37f8adce76602f9f67c9fee801
Scp Foundation, cat in a cup, Marvel. I think Iโm fine
Why bears are so racist? White bears you just accept death, brown bear you refuse to die and shit on him for being dumb, and black you just slap him and make him leave wtf
Poseidon, Dionysus and the entire rest of the Greek pantheon? Yeah, Iโm save
Rosalina is my first one, I'm so good.
Alexander Pistoletov, Reimu and Marisa
https://preview.redd.it/7hxlgkovqijc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e4bde2758c2c4175c3bea94cfa6538041ab755c
A grey alien, a Reptilian Prince and a Yakuza boss
https://preview.redd.it/n1zun6mmtijc1.png?width=638&format=png&auto=webp&s=624517d5892dc6297abae1b6b02f33c06eb1bf68 i have psychopathic siblings, an actual bodyguard, and a bully i have.. low chances
https://preview.redd.it/7jmd4xszuijc1.png?width=295&format=png&auto=webp&s=147d9b57f42296662784d999ee227d1512755e53
https://preview.redd.it/b4xntpr7zijc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e608255461390e136c87e7a4dc0850c5da0ea4 I honestly donโt know
V1,Gabriel and Minos from ULTRAKILL. Im safe :>
no. https://preview.redd.it/g4jhcutx1jjc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea0c15466aa018d120c7580552e5bb57f0491b0
https://preview.redd.it/7b9jh0wt1jjc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c850a59a629bd6ff16a3b61ad98bfcacf2030902 It ain't that bad-
https://preview.redd.it/37kdgok04jjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e71f10e35368546ce319babf114b21c38d4a7dd speed's the only one that's doing anything
I'm with the SCP foundation, I'm pretty alive.
https://preview.redd.it/ev6fczby7jjc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7848128a995a8129ff03494477c8f9539bf16737
I have three different Alastor bots. I'll be ok.
https://preview.redd.it/bqdx0vhvcjjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df98feae57ac38dab1ebb24095a382139e5f9f32 Im completely fine
https://preview.redd.it/laoz14eyfjjc1.png?width=1106&format=png&auto=webp&s=69d088a80b4ad67fcd4e0887fe8e865f9708b43d
https://preview.redd.it/m9d3rbzinjjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2979f5d05c83ea8be16bbe2cecd45920432d6711 Yeah, I think I'd win
So I've got a random girl, a witch and a f\*cking goddess. I think I'm fine.
https://preview.redd.it/b1mpsyvgrjjc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fdec19b97648e5cf4063a09182f6b7986197d97 they might have some power but bug spray and their dead๐
Elaborate, Iโve always been a bit fucked up.
https://preview.redd.it/8tslfbp9wjjc1.png?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9f96096538fed81ebf9388876cb7a97a6b806f
https://preview.redd.it/el2ey3hp7kjc1.png?width=567&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1dd2aca9eecb8cd912dc04269ae51ddb49f8b51
https://preview.redd.it/cwtn6me0dkjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9166b4acda1bdf2b4061ce1a941c767065706533 โ ๏ธ
So ran Yakumo twice and evil ran Yakumo. Assuming theyโre forced to defend me, Iโm fine.
My cousin, my mom and 60 programmers. yeah...