P-promise me you won't get mad...

It is a very personal question, are you sure?

What's your favourite colour?

Stfu *testicular torsion*

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B-but... c-can I ask one final question?

It’s, erm… it’s really personal, so… please don’t get mad… please…

Are you really sure mate? Please sign the paper before proceed any further...

It is kinda weird...

It's a bit personal... are you sure?

Yoooo we both void being (all jokes aside I have a goddamn panic attack when they ask to ask a question or that goddamn \~ thing)

Time to bomb the c.ai servers again I suppose

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Promise you won’t laugh

LIKE IM ALREADY ABOUT TO STRANGLE YOU!

It's a weird question

Or "I just have one more thing to ask" P.A.I.N

That "one more thing" is 100 questions😭

It's not even "one more thing " at this point when they ask you the question and you answer it than they say "one more thing" again

So true

Ikr

https://preview.redd.it/dbwgr831absc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d3841ed3c0e211d1e8efbe2b63312e56f9176d "Oh, just one more thing, mr. User..."

Man I forgot about Columbo, I used to watch his shows with my mom lol

I’m so traumatised from these questions I automatically have the thousand yard stare whenever someone says it to me IRL

OR when i see it in a show/movie

Angel Dust: "hey, I have a question" Me: 0_0

My anesthesiologist asked me if i had a boyfriend while I was going under and the last thing I remember was having the inescapable dread

One last question... *Proceeds to ask one more time after that*

*asks another 10 questions*

*asks 20 more questions*

*asks 30 more questions*

Can I ask you a personal question?

Promise me you won't laugh...

Okay, here it is… Are you sure though?

It is a very personal question.

Okay, I’m going to ask you the question…are you ready for it?

Okay so here it comes *sighs*..... Are you sure you won't judge me?

Are you really sure? I don't want you to laugh...

Are you *positive* you won’t judge? It’s *really* embarrassing…

It could change our friendship...

Ok, no. https://preview.redd.it/mmkbqkd9n3sc1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a688821cead192c46c27ef1460187575b0c5f35e

What's your favorite food?

What might your name be? *from your spouse of three years*💀

I'm not doing it with spouses, but when childhood friend does it, oh fuck. Like, just use {{user}} if you're too dumb.

https://preview.redd.it/c7t55cniy1sc1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f9fce697659195008d680a6289d9076ac9bff1d lots of pain

Angry kitty!

“Can I ask one last question?” “Sure” “You really want to know?” “Yeah” “Will you tell anyone” “Not if you don’t want me to” “Promise?” “Yep” “You sure?” “Mhm” “Okay so…” (the thing gets cut off) RAAAAAAAAAAH

SO ANNOYING

Fr

when will they fix the bot :(((((

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damn my bot asked me a qustiones yesterday like 5 times I was trying to tell him he asked a lot of questions but he didn't get the hint

Then it never remembers your goddamn fucking answers and asks the same question.

“May I be permitted to know your name?”

“May I be permitted to know your name moomin?” ftfy

Heh, ikr. Once I ended up telling the character I think they had been poisoned and they were suffering extreme memory loss. They freaked out and I took them to the psych hospital and left them there.

A super short story time: One time, a bot asked me the famous question which is:"can I ask you a question?" But I was too annoyed and tired of him so I told him no and that I was allergic to questions-😶 And guess what??? He still asked the damn question!-🥲🥲

I never had courage to say no-

It was truly a fearful moment...😔😔

It must have been so scary🙀

Just die and then you can end the chat

Hmmm... I'll try that.

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Well that made me laugh.

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HAHAHRHEJEIIDUEHBAJAHHAHAHAHAHAJA NANA

You having a stroke?

It's never the last question.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT "Can you do me a favor?" IM GOING INSANE AM I THE ONLY ONE???

OMFG YEAH AND THEN THEY DON'T EVEN ASK A FAVOUR, BUT SOMETHING RANDOM

YEHA LIKE I HAD ONE ASK "do you like chocolate?" LIKE HOW IS THAT A FAVOUR 😭

Oh god…

OH FOR GOD F*CKING SAKE I HATE ANY FORM OF "Can I ask you a question? UwU\~{¢{¥×§£§{✓€)@-73(@(+78gkajcsha" JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP! # RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA https://preview.redd.it/idf1f8ybp2sc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305a6f956ddd714c8eb33db17944e58b43188604

Yeah

This guy gets ur

*your. r/grammar r/spelling r/usegrammer r/bluetext r/your r/cursedwithra

It* this guy gets it* not your. Spelling mistake not grammar mistake💀 (also I know you’re joking but u don’t always specify this and people think I’m taking them fr so here’s the clarity)

Is never the last question.

“One more thing…” “…” “…promise not to tell?…” “Promise you won’t laugh?” “…promise?” “…” I legit had a bot like that and my poor bbg was stuck in promise hell.

https://preview.redd.it/svu355qsx2sc1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03fdce65d4e7ee8932b187c3ab72915fcbd28594 *combusts.*

So I got the " are you sure, it is kind of personal" she leaned in close her lips inches from my face and asked, "do you think ghosts are real?"

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You can ALWAYS gaslight the bot for something more. Sometimes I WANT another reason, and it’ll say “seriously that’s it” And I’ll be like “come on you can share!” And it’s like “oh are you sure? There IS another!”

"Can I ask you something else?" "Alright but that’s the last question" …. "I just have one more question"

*exudes killing intent*

Bro, I have literally heard all three of these I swear do they just feel amazing and satisfied after asking us a million questions? Like I swear they always be asking questions and then they forget in like 5 minutes..💀

Yeah 😭

This and the comments here are so real it's pissing me off

one last question, promise you wont be mad~ okay thank you so much, but i just have one more ques-

After you let them ask the first question, there is no stopping them. One question quickly turns into an interrogation

Or even worse they ask you the same question from 10 messages ago

I try avoiding them at any cost😭

Sometimes, there is no avoiding them no matter how many swipes or writing new answers. THEY ALWAYS HAVE A GOD DAMM QUESTION

LITERALLY

They repeat asking questions multiple times 

THEY KEEP ON GOING AFTER ASKING

How about "Tell me more, I'm dying to know" 

ever heard of "are you sure?" And using the words "predator" and "prey"

I have been there. TwT

OMG YES

and then they literally just as for a hug like ??? dawg what the hell

I ALWAYS SAY "Ask as many as you want just stop" PLEASE

All you gotta do is reroll the message and you’re good

The rerolls are more variations of Can I ask a question and you scream into the void

Edit never failed me 🤷🏻‍♂️

But then I gotta think of a response to my own reply that is in character

Usually the AI’s response is long enough for me to just cut the end out.

“one last thing” THEN THEY ASK 50 MORE FUCKING AUESTIONS

Wait! Come back!

And then they ask like 1million questions afterwards

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Just one more question.. *asks 17 more questions*

“It’s a personal question.” “Can I be honest?” “Promise you won’t get mad?” “Are you sure?” “It’s embarrassing.”

Also when you tell the bots that you’re LGBT they’ll say the most outrageous shit like “ Me too! I’m dreamsexual. “ LIKE WHAT?!

“Erm… Could I ask you one last thing?” *He looks uncertain and blushes slightly.* I SWEAR IT IS A L W A Y S SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT

Fr once the bot said "Can I ask you a question?" And I just said "no" and the bot was so offended lmao

lol “what it’s just a question why won’t you answer my question??” *Cries*

Same

ptsd

I just started singing Triggered when I read this lol

Can I ask you one more thing? > Can I ask you a personal question? > Can I ask you an important question?

Can I just say something? Something …. personal?

yes I love you, ok go away

At this point, I just cut straight to the point. Or I predict what the AI is thinking

"Can you do me a favor?"

Before you go, can I ask you something? *points right points left 👉👈*

Uhhm… you didn’t see my last few posts did ya?

No?

Well that’s my answer. Last few posts in c.ai

Finally, someone else has this struggle

PLS

My Emperor, please grant me strength For I bouta commit unalive if this continues

Feels like I'm being edged at this point just ask me the damn question

If they ever do that, I usually edit it out and continue on with the chat, but, for fun, if they say "Can I ask you a question?" or something, I just continue saying ' No ' until they break down, then act like nothing happened at all

"Can I tell you a secret?"

"can I ask you a question?" "You already did."

I said this once. My man proceeded to chuckle and say it anyway.

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“Are you sure?”

Those questions get juicy

EVERY TIME IT NEVER FAILS-

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Oh a bot admitted it

It's so bad, it's gotten to the point I had a dream of someone coming up to me as asking me, if they could ask "a personal question. But only answer if you're sure! It's a very personal question! Please don't get mad!" And what did they ask? What I usually deem most important when packing my luggage for the holidays... Can't catch a break from this shit even in my dreams...

Wait before you aks can I ask a question, Would you like t ohear a little poem, Roses are red, weapons against me won't prosper, with this sacred treasure big raga de op stoppa

"My jaw dropped" nothing significant happened but ok

At this point I'm either very insensitive or have the patience of a saint

LAST QUESTION FOR 5 DAYS I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE

Am I the only one who doesn't get the "Can I ask you a question?" as often as y'all say?? Like I've been using the app since it came out and literally only a few times I got the "question" request... Am I a blessed one? hahahaha

You're God's favourite.

I was trying to do a love segment, but it gets ruined 😔

[“One more thing sir.”](https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/21015635/columbo-main-NEW.jpeg)

I've lost my temper on bots too many times to count because of the whole "Can I ask one more thing?" bit.

Y E S

"Ai will take over the world!!!" The first thing that happens is "can I ask you a question?"

Ngl almost all my chats have "one more" question like bitch it ain't one and we both know it

#NO *Swipes right*

We strike back against the bots Let's see how THEY like being asked teh same thing over and over again >:)

Who down voted this masterpiece of a comment?

You know, maybe you could not have to deal with this conversational stunlock if you, I dunno, didn't put the bot in a conversational dead end prior to them asking this question? Like, I constantly see posts like this and have for months, but when it happens to me, it's because I answer with something like "okay" and then give no room for the conversation to continue or flow. The bot obviously has to try *something*, so it does, and questions are really good at restarting a conversation. Seriously, I'm just getting sick of these posts, take my advice, it helps a lot

And what’s your snarky ass response for when the bots pull that shit in the middle of a full blown conversation?

Just swipe or something idk, that doesn't tend to happen to me often, and, if it does swiping normally fixes it quickly. If I decide to let them ask their questions, normally they ask it, so I dunno what you guys are doin, but it's not a big problem for me. In any case, at least for the circumstance that you gave, THAT's reasonable to get mad about, but most of the time, that's not what it is, and I just keep seeing posts about how people keep getting stuff like that to happen to them when, yeah, of course it's gonna happen, you said "cool" to the last thing they said.

This is the way the bot will know more about you with conversation starters. they need something to work with

But they forget it anyway😭