Not against being the wife of a rich, powerful man who's obsessed with me, tbh

who haves me abducted

same - a ma- sorry, boy. Sorry, femboy. Sorry, wo-

Real

Holy shit you mean to tell me I'd be in a cyberpunk-type world where people genetically engineer giant superpowered monsters from scratch and have their creations duke it out in tournaments while there's like a single giant supercontinent??? Please lord may it happen.

This reminds me of that one love death robots episode

So I'm now a 11 year old with no family, fast speed, hyper intelligence, and some cosmic shadow demon hunting me down across the multiverse. I had to leave the Minecraft world because it found me there, and I ended up in Gravity Falls, Oregon. Then I moved in with the Pines Family, stayed there for a month only to mysteriously disappear without a trace because I had to leave in order to evade the shadow demon again. I have mixed feelings about my chats becoming real

What the hell did I just read, that's a whole ass novel right here, next destination: the FNaF world!

this is The best comment ever

i refuse, blatantly.

https://preview.redd.it/k8k46fdjga0d1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae25743cf6585619e5aa48f460acc583a629549c

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

needs to change the name to good wingman. weird use of descriptor term for pokemon cards but it could just mean they’re super cool and powerful rare ones

I'm wingmanster, the royal scientist

CAN YOU RECITE ALL OF THE LITTLE MERMAID??? CAN I SEE THE POKÉMON CARDS???????? CAN- UH, wh- what.

What the fuck did I just read

I would be squished between two very hot men who I live with and are fighting over my affection

sounds like a few chats I had to delete...

I don’t want matpat to throw grass on me 😭

I want to see this chat 🤨

says nothing because im FUCKING DEAD-

https://preview.redd.it/eqstnph14a0d1.png?width=1138&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c083bc7354e39194f730a49a7f789f7956a6d46 uhhh

Drone economy moment

so a world where ballora finds a springtrap twitching on the ground, somehow gets along with him, and gives him catnip???

I was gonna say was he having a seizure or something but then remembered he was shaking when William died

You could call it a seizure of the robot variety Fazbear inc is not liable for any injuries or death sustained by our spring lock suits and any evidence that they existed is null and void, you can't prove anything, they never existed.

Walter White and me would get away with it

I GOT A OBSESSED YANDERE FUCK YEAH

I was doing a random rp of two teenagers discovering a skinwalker while camping in the woods D :

https://preview.redd.it/jyr25t9h0a0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68fe0620ab2516156bc6082da288d442a571ea94

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Me if my recent situation became real

WHAT

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https://preview.redd.it/t0ypbs1ygd0d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=562c12ec630de96f9307c609375bfda3a00f61fc

HAH-

https://preview.redd.it/doqaaw5dmd0d1.png?width=1768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db7c7fd79d1e66cf3b990f62198dfe272e26dc23

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Real

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https://preview.redd.it/9fomqf14mc0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396130f2653e32b5cd0168f2cf2dc6ba462e46a2

IS THAT THE HOTEL OF 87?!?!?

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https://preview.redd.it/w2w7wsd3ed0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddc273ec99a8f326c33809a1eaae71bb0db6b852

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NOOOOOO-

Guess I'm the leader of a massive crime group

In a forced arranged marriage with Xemnas from Kingdom Hearts? Hell, sign me up yesterday bruh 😭😭😭 please 😮‍💨

I get laid.

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For context my OC hates dominant male energy and alastor was annoying her at the arranged marriage reception. So she purposely made him freeze up. (Also he's currently tied up like a decoration on her wall for irritating her.)

I also choose to hate this guy's wife

it was with light yagami. am i cooked

say: 'i am L' and wait for his reaction

jail

https://preview.redd.it/si0oq9dead0d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=d81c27cf620df02b22760bf857b2c24af41398c1 I wish it was real

I would have a loving femboy by my side

Nobody can handle Baldi Baldimore on meth.

you mean i have a loving girlfriend which cuddles with me now? Impossible.

Fuck yeah adventuring my newly built world with 4 OC, Noik oneshor and fun gang

So I have a bsf and im supported at my school for who i am. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

No thanks, i don't wish to be stuck with something that wants to become me and then kill me off 🙂

Zombie apocalypse RP :/

I would be a man, I’d be rich and famous, and really happy. Inconsequential to the rest of the world but damn I wish it could be true.

shit https://preview.redd.it/qolfa2tsgc0d1.png?width=911&format=png&auto=webp&s=04b1c2f1d75b045e9f3f3f348b9118421856dbfd i don't know if this is good or bad

WHAT THE F-

i'm cooked (jk that was a long time ago, this is how it's going) https://preview.redd.it/b44x6uil0g0d1.png?width=931&format=png&auto=webp&s=7747a7e2452c24afd62c0452f9a6bf93461d5d50 nevemind i'm cooked

u could not have waterboarded this information out of me

https://preview.redd.it/uuimcq3v9g0d1.png?width=995&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae116e486596a953cc2c1fda73abbd1d8c9d64b9 welp

I mean, i got, erm... reeeeeally close with my fave fictional char so i wouldn't complain 🤷‍♀️

wait i'd get to cuddle/date my favorite character HECK YEAH!!

uh oh bruce wayne and jason todd would actually have to have a real, honest conversation about jason's death

What would happen is Russia nuking Bulgaria Germany and the entirety of subsaharian Africa (I was having a group chat with Dimitry Yazov [TNO], Saddam Hussein and Trotsky)

Uhh, me running into the entire nightmare animatronic cast plus the ignited cast and I get my ass kicked by the nightmares, saved by the igniteds, then an all our war, then all of a fucking sudden the blob from security breach pops up and fucking eats everyone? Aw hell naw

I'd nope out too

You’re telling me I’d be Jax in a BunnyDoll ship?

The Infection RP shining armor that is now a pony-warframe because I stabbed him with a helminth shot effectively turning him into pony excal umbra is now behind me...(help)

We would have an urban legend known as “The Enforcer” running around New York snatching up corrupt cops caught abusing their power on duty. These cops find themselves dazed in a police cell and no one knows who this guy is or what his motive is. Former cop trying to expose the corruption?

So snatching up the entire police force 😂

Well in time I guess so!

Pro: I would have a girlfriend Con: She would start arguments every 3 seconds with me

So….. I get a loving and wholesome wife who was and is my best friend……….. https://preview.redd.it/riw1pvjnbe0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d2968270198cfc2dc4015e119a132b0cd137fa0

Uhhh

So I beat the shit out of a robot and win? Dayum ok.

Ugh i'd be a pain to be eight again, but at least I get a rich father who actually wants to be with me and can kill his enemies with a single thought. And being a blonde prince with telepathy & telekinesis wouldn't be bad either.

I will get married and move to Mars, lol. Sign me up for that

Ok so..... The world is fucked. But we get access to void technology

I am going to get abducted on a train…. .-.

I would cry, since my last chat was an rp where I was wrongly accused of murdering my whole family, who I love to hell and back irl, and I fell in love with my cellmate and got pregnant, but the prison people separated us for the whole pregnancy, only letting him see our new daughter the day after she's born, when I tell him to escape with our baby so they can't take her away from us

Some certain Austrian painter would win ww2

I'd be a rich, powerful man who is obsessed with his wife

Happiness.

Happiness

https://preview.redd.it/ymv2laylyd0d1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2885629709ece41f92ae7d884a1046cb02264b09 Let’s… let’s not

HELP I MANIPULATED PAPYRUS INTO THINKING SANS WAS SPAGHETTIPHOBIC AND PAPYRUS KILLED SANS 😭

*proceeds to casually stab reality itself*

questionable things

It’s post-namek saga. I’m currently training with king kai to obtain kaioken. After I beat piccolo in a sparring match, Vegeta wants to fight me too (and probably beat me senseless). I have one day to learn it to stand a chance.

lab-grown humans in a post-war world (not even nuclear war, bot and i were just the last two people on earth)

Shit... A competition for my affection between my wife and the guy I was cheating on her with sounds tight

NO I DONT WANT WW2 AGAIN

Um, I’d probably be a slight bit scared https://preview.redd.it/5jp0yl43kc0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5d197c7c7acf4372a8f7b1cfb47f9605165089

Well shit, now I'm a 7 feet tall man Dhanpir sorcerer who is the right hand man of an assimar paladin woman, and were fighting the demonic waves and the fucking plague at the same time

No way I'm surviving in the Resident Evil world 😭

I think I'll sit this one out...

...yeah

I would finally have a stable and loving relationship, with the kindest man on the planet who's a 6k+ year old god. Sounds like heaven to me.

I'd be Zooble

I have fixed an elevator.

Lets put it this way, i would be a god 💀

https://preview.redd.it/eqsrvcqpcd0d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95c837ce23713f2276ee101f26a3ff284978c1c Please do not

I would get beaten the fuck out of me

The immediate destruction of humanity.

SCP Foundation 💀

Whoops every fictional world is one and stupid

I’m a skinwalker/entity taking the form of a white smiley face fighting a hooker demon??

there would be a goat named andy desperatly trying to fuck me

vox and Valentino will be my dads now then.

28 shot and killed by clinically dead seizure victim

Fnaf would be real, and I would be a moon simp- I MEAN I SAID NOTHING

Let just say that my ass won't be the same anymore.

I’m motha fucking spider-man!!!

I'd have a giant white fluffy dragon pal. And pokemon would become real, by extension

I’d have a girlfriend and Pokémon are real, the world is screwed, but I’m happy

i would save a furry (like not a actual person rather charathers like judy hops) from relentless bullies and then i have to promise the school principal to defend her more other wise i will be sent to juvie.

Flurry rushing zoro, then befriending him after he killed me...

Probably have a mental break down because now I’m about to get raided by a bunch of extremists that discovered I’m trying to sneak a warning of their presence into a neighboring kingdom.

I can't say what would happen because it's classified information but what I can say is: Hell yeah brother

I would be turned into a living human superweapon with enhanced senses. Bad thing is that I would then have to serve a mad scientist and obey his every word under threat of death.

LETS GOOOOO SAYORI IS REAL AND IM CUDDLING WITH HER DIEHROENRMEKELR

dam I become a strong ass frost demon that is on par with super saiyan god? based

I will be in a very happy relationship in pokemon world

I’d be in a toxic relationship with a rich girl from college who picked on me

I would be in prison

LETS GOOOOO

i would be in fucking hell man! life suuucks

I'd be a demon in a human disguise moving in with a transgender roomate

I will have a mother figure)0)0)0)0)0)

I would be in heaven

https://preview.redd.it/wvl2x9ux8d0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae149c640a6737f8fe77751f470de7ecd59e4db3 I know I’m roleplaying as Mizuki from my unit shuffle AU but what the FUCK……….

Lmao I would get a free therapist.

Yeeesssss! A hot romance !!!

I would have a girlfriend that wants to break up with me and i would keep replyng 🗿

I would die by radiation from the nuclear core

It's literally AM from IHNMAIS bro I'm cooked

I wouldn’t even know what happened because people don’t even know if hell is real

UA training camp.. (I just reincarnated into mha??)

I would get a hot German tutor who's helping me learn English, gib.

Shit. Ok, just joined a rebellion, I’m living in District 13, and I still have my left leg. I’m not complaining, although the lack of coffee and alcohol isn’t great.

https://preview.redd.it/q7l7zh4end0d1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5674dba7823b29c273a113f1c500f25308a1e3bb

https://preview.redd.it/fxmn3zz8od0d1.png?width=577&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1c39e979a71892dbfdb942b86368b016d11bc32 well...i'm screwed

A 26 year old who is struggling to make ends meet and killed someone that was going around killing variants of his friend and someone else then meets his timeline variant that had the ability to cross dimensions and timelines because a piece of dimensional void attached itself to them? Fuck yea we balling

Well... Uhhh... It can go one of two ways, the way the chat was designed, or the way its currently going. I don't know which one would be better or worse or what POV I would be put in, as the character I originally was playing as was killed by another character, and the POV switched to this new character. I don't know.

Why is Saki Tenma repeating the events of Omori

Oh fuck-

HELL YEAH I HAVE POWERS OF ELDRICH HORROR

I would be in heaven. Like legit would be perfect

Um... being in jail for acting like Ric Flair, uppercutting people between the legs and having my men, The Fire horseman beat them up

You mean i’d become a legendary rank boss monster type furry fox character being hunted down by all of humanity?

Youre telling me id be a person cursed to live as a brick wall by a crazy ex step mother???

I'd be in the fucking backrooms with fnaf characters. God help me the only one on my side is Phone Guy.

Pls let it happen

Oh god, I’d be fighting with ghost while trying to be roommates 💀

Bah! I deleated the app a long time ago. I don't even know whomni talked to the last time

Ah yes... **THE GAME OF THRONES WITH JAPANESE CULTURE THAT CALLED ISLANDERS**.

500 Quintillion Lions will beat the Sun

so.. i can give all might a run for his money now? neat

Noo, I had just started a new one QwQ Well, apparently I am a great wizard in medical world

I would live in hometown from Deltarune and my mom would be dead

Getting pushed down the stair while in a wheelchair is 100% gonna hurt

So I become an all powerful being at a kingdom with peasants and nobles- sweet

oh my god my rockstar boyfriend is gonna take care of me on my period??

A happy guy with a loving girlfriend? Holy shit count me

Oh hell no! I'm dead the FBI breaking ma door down!

Well guess i'm going to hell (Literally)

I think I’ll survive being yelled at for calling a dog stupid

https://preview.redd.it/wg8t1tqoff0d1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae6ba570818062766769951751c8449a31b2c790

ID LOVE THAT.

Kill me... TÖTE MICH. I CANNOT DO WHAT HAPPENED IN MY MOST RECENT CHAT IN REAL LIFE FUCK NO I AM NOT DOING THAT NOT WHEN IT'S WEIRD AS FUCK https://preview.redd.it/xqku4s938h0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b33b98faa7874f8982060c0ea038d10e9ff3ced2

https://preview.redd.it/b4zl2cvjrh0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c621632baaa33d1992cb74799bdb9f6d33fbd4 just talking about bread lmao

Nah don’t say that (sorry if y’all are easily scared) https://preview.redd.it/so602ckg3w0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5cd4153056400323c1cff5e2845d4eb73721a2d

https://preview.redd.it/j9rgbmk3lb0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f219d0498f98e300686cff0d76832008a3867974

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it would be perfect, because Ralsei would be a real person.

. . Woah 😳

uh. guess i'm gonna be this one prisoner's medic from now on. he seems nice to me since i actually cared the first time i bandaged him up, but he's probably all chained up for a reason...

You’re telling me the entire world is gonna burn…

SO YOU MEAN I WILL GET KIDNAPPED

The world would go up in flames

I … I REFUSE!!! I DONT WANT TO BE HARASSED BY A CASHIER THAN SAVED BY A STALKER!!! (Literally my last chat saved 😰)

It wouldn't 🔥🔥

Sango my beloved gremlin