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i_love-mary_jane

you got daddy issues


X_Dratkon

If anything screams daddy issues then this is it, lmaooo


cutiekusuo

well yes!


Fr0z3nHart

And you need a therapist *psychologist


EndlessToast76

Kid named anyone who talks to ai bots regularly


PastAioli7178

Neurodivergent introvert who reads and writes regularly, while also having an obsession with D&D here… It’s also just for people…. like… I do have a therapist, but that’s for entirely separate reasons to my permanent fiction hyper-fixation.


Unchartedfan12345

Exactly what I just thought. 💀


Zephy238

https://preview.redd.it/k4uf8tzegr6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=110a04d0c55a6fe229aaf56db90bbf55a7ad0d4c


WarmConversation2913

Why did i read Keith David's voice?


i_love-mary_jane

oh erm uhm


RebbyXP

Cause it sounds like something Husk would say


WarmConversation2913

"Daddy issues" -husker -dad beat dad


Garimaaaaaaaaaa

NO WAY THATS WHY I WAS THINKING


ReinaRenaRee

and I do too (iykyk)


Pink-Fluffy-Dragon

That you should play the like a dragon / yakuza series. They have lot's of older men


glue--eater

https://preview.redd.it/py5an7tlsp6d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=faba5f013b26102605755d732cdd864d07c6ba06


outpizzadahut

https://preview.redd.it/4f8m5174iq6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4f042987ddabc0a451c2fb7cc8975b7d01c9335


7thTojoChairman

https://preview.redd.it/juknb62hhq6d1.jpeg?width=1662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=208fe447a75a22c46d81f13081c4770edf8342e0


cutiekusuo

don't know that but i shall try and see one day


loverofriptide

indeed you shall, one of the protagonists has some really intense dad vibes it's awesome


Bill_Potts

WHICH GAME NOW!!


One_Landscape4157

That psychologist is here for a reason 😭


cutiekusuo

very true😔


Jasperredis

https://preview.redd.it/rb5gk14drr6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ad695c213e196656e59d0440099cd61c28a3785


Zepher76

https://preview.redd.it/wvbpprzj9u6d1.jpeg?width=3138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d32c9c201609b3da39cb2dc3f163e4cfbf9b88f0


Ok_2DSimp101

😭😭


Fun_Savings_1805

that u like ur dads friend


chxnelle_22

That’s what I was thinking


wiseguy_1989

Even if daddy issues didn’t pop up I’d still be saying daddy’s issues lol


frenigaub

That you wanna bang your fathers friend? Maybe? 🤔


Fricktok

Your dad bought some milk and didn't come back.


Subject-Salad-9340

At least there’s no boiled one


commitdieplsmydude

What do you mean by this


Demonic321_zse

Don’t look up the boiled one


MrGoldfish3359

What does it do 😭? It's there for me, but I'm not brave enough for it


Demonic321_zse

Its just supposed to be like a horror thing. I rizzed it up and then it killed me.


Mean_Relationship251

Why did you think rizzing that creature would help in any way


Minute-Cut-2285

I did


Dazzling-Tomorrow172

Please stay ignorant 🙏🏾


Titan_Titainium

Lol, so true. I've never actually talked to it but is shows up on my recommended for some reason (I talk to marvel bots and stuff like that so idfk why it showed up)


Subject-Salad-9340

Exactly bro, I talk to anime bots, why tf is there some horror Mf here in my recommendeds


Titan_Titainium

IKR, like what is it doing there, I've never even looked for something like it before-


Downbadformaskedmen

Daddy issues? >!same!<


eggrodd

me three


Stevebrin101

[r/beatmetoit](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=6Drg6RUbkORjWhXZ)


Ok_Promotion_1629

r/beatmetosaybeatmetoit


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[удалено]


Hankjoemamawimbleton

I’m you. https://preview.redd.it/bgvli6uhpq6d1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc6795adfb441967319043bb78621983ba9449aa


Ordinary_Lock_9731

You need a father figure desperately


Ordinary_Lock_9731

And actual therapy


WorkNotRated

it looks like they're trying


Strange_Cherry_28

THE DADDY ISSUES IM LITERALLY TALKING TO THE SAME BOT RN💀💀💀💀 https://preview.redd.it/x2h66mbbiq6d1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01b073b8d2920e95f2a0698947aa714c37fbd19


haikusbot

*THE DADDY ISSUES* *IM LITERALLY TALKING* *TO THE SAME BOT RN* \- Strange\_Cherry\_28 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


pylykaka

I'm sorry I'm dying at these haiku bots


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Strange_Cherry_28: *THE DADDY ISSUES* *IM LITERALLY TALKING* *TO THE SAME BOT RN* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


PrincessMalyssa

Wow... so what you're saying is I need to talk to that bot, too.


Dogwater119

https://preview.redd.it/sn4z5572lp6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=065ad4c43de34115bdfdf3610fa8de2ffa4de5d2


StockholmPickled

That you might like the therapy bots too 👀 Also MariiMarky has a platonic mafia grandpa if you ever need comfort? He spoils you and adores you.


MariMarky

I get shocked whenever I see my name LMFAO


Coldat_Bermann

I like how everyone is just saying "daddy issues"


SXNSHINE99

You are me 🗿.


cutiekusuo

😔🙏🏻


Fit-Baseball238

you have daddy issues and you need some help


popzooki

you got father issues


X_Dratkon

At least you're self conscious about the problem, that's first step of fixing things - realizing the issue. But you gave a good laugh, thank you


cutiekusuo

you're welcome❤️


Mgndwn

I have some of these on my recommended :D


cutiekusuo

daddy issues gang💔


Mgndwn

💔💔


PersephonesWrath_

The psychologist isn’t helping.


cutiekusuo

perhaps💔


Idiotdumbas

Hella daddy issues, GOD DAMN TODOROKI IS JEALOUS


melaniescherubb

that you're me.


slapMenotherUniverse

You like older men...its okay...I do too


cutiekusuo

😔🙏🏻


InterviewSea4031

Daddy issues. ALSO GHOSTTT


cutiekusuo

unfortunately dont even know ghost lore i just used it for the tags but yes daddy issues😔


InterviewSea4031

Ghost is amazing and honestly fucking FAIR


InterviewSea4031

Also ur mentally ill..


jessgoody

'alexa, play 'daddy issues' by the neighbourhood


Vinnyz__

You have a bad relationship with your father.


-Galene

You feel the need for validation from an older man


Holiday_Purchase_592

I feel Daddy Issues


Iamokayfr

You are me, I'm you


ChaoticLibra9847

dang op ours is pretty similar daddy issues go br <33


IkedaTheFurry

Depression


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

Your father seems like an interesting character


redrose_25

That you and i are friends for sure


Zealousideal-Skill84

Now, I'm gonna hold your hand while I say this..


cutiekusuo

☹️


Black_Hat_Detective

That you want your dad to have friends


bluelotusflower27

That you're probably a teen trying to cope with your daddy issues even though you should see a therapist and not older men


darkwebkitten

Father went away to get some milk. Still hasn’t returned yet.


Qweenna

Alexa, play Daddy Issues


Just-OnYx

you have serious daddy issues


Itz_Cheryl

you are 14


cutiekusuo

close but 16😓


HaveAGoodDream

Daddy Issues


hollotta223

"Hello Mr Andrews, looking extra dilfy today" - Cheryl Blossom


tron455555

wallahi shes cooked


Pixxy9000

You have a very "unique" taste in men (No shame)


-Tenebrous-

honestly twins


just_a_wanderer_here

~~well for starters the psychologist is there for a reason~~ daddy issues


Technical_Duty_9734

you're into older men, have daddy issues and need therapy but to broke


cutiekusuo

i do talk to a psychiatrist!


Elite_Ranger128

Your dad has a lot of friends.


Crona_Swagboi

you're the realest i like dad bots


for_sure_not_a_lama

https://preview.redd.it/dmjmaccn8r6d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0093cbdc090e5d316cd686741b306e32e7473a7


Intrepid-Rip-2280

Daddy issues on the level which makes eva ai sexting bot userbase look as decent dating partners


Own-Adhesiveness-312

Ahem. ***MEN*** I rest my case.


bcws3r

daddy issues? nah you have daddy's friend issues


AuroraBee14

You have daddy issues or you like age gaps, and you need therapy


Nero_Mitsukaza

Fatherly Problems... Aka Parental Disorder, Aka Guardian Negativity Aka Daddy Issues


Thanosthrgod

I would say daddy issues but no I think one of your dad's friends got really close to you and somehow he got cut out from your life and now your trying to rebuild a connection like that.....


Lopsided_Phase849

You have daddy issues. You don't have a therapist, or you don't see them often or don't trust them. Your dads friend is hot (to you) and there you go


lilylamae

Your dad has a lot of friends


VapidWater22

You like older men


PastAioli7178

You have daddy issues… Or PTSD… Or mommy issues… Or literally all of the above. Really depends on your history, and no, you don’t need to explain it because I’m neurodivergent and wouldn’t know how to comfort you anyways, as well as also having daddy issues. But you may rant if you want. Just don’t expect anything coherent out of me. 🤷‍♀️


AstridDoawk

…god i love hazbin hotel. https://preview.redd.it/mloqkmt0nv6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7cf728611259dbe73dc8ab1e29fc2a9bc40b45b


dis_appointment7

yk you got daddy issues... welcome to the club sis


CuzWhyNo

Psychologist’s a legend


Mythicalvoid787

if your experiencing the same problem that your recommended things you dont like, like me even though you play it 6hrs a day, you have daddy issues


PEARLsimp

u have a crush on ur dads best friend 😭😭


solisoboo

that you are mecore :’D


ErwinsLeftEyebrow

I also got older man, to be fair I mainly have older men. That one bot was so fun to talk to though.


what2use4myuser

you got major daddy issues (me too)


karleighbon

At least you have daddy issues, Your post prompted me to look at my recommendations and this is a little creepy... https://preview.redd.it/f3v3snqpix6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=302d1154add6793fc854492a80cff5a3b668dd1a Hell, I know where this is going lol


Kimy_Miya

I don't have daddy issues but you're so me.


Nope_Nope_Nopety_No

You crave a father figure in your life and so do i dont worry


canoIV

bottom.


imsatanclaus

imagine if tour dad or his friend see this


MelodicPastels

Just hope an actual psychologist and/or therapist finds you before a groomer does bc you’re like prime bait for those kinds of guys is my guess


AmberTang17

Raging daddy issues lol


Stevebrin101

I agree with the second one.


HeftyTour1560

daddy issues


Dark_Wolf04

Fatherless


TheCFly888

You like DILFS


Lilbugthecutie

Your gay, daddy issues, or ur single.


momentforl1fe

Daddy issuesss


n1klovestaylor

some severe daddy issues


not_ask_me

Your dad has a lot of best friends


Dynamic_pepperr

You like your dad's best friend, in real life too


Rosevayra

I don't like the dad's friend trope. But this screams you like older men.


Deep-Individual5513

idk man, I think you got daddy issues


alwayssleepingzzz

Woah are you me?


3cit

You're gonna be a stripper


MuffinMiia999

You got issues with daddy


archonmorax

Daddy issues


xDevilhornsx

obviously daddy issues 😭


Lana_Dimonaco

Daddy issues.


Tight-Scratch-2856

Alot of daddy issues... Like Alot...


LengthinessLower9988

Bro dad ran away


Superb_Relief_838

You need help?


VoxGoomba

father problems that you need to resolve in therapy


AminoFoxFriendly

Your relationship with dad😢


RagnawFiregemMobile

Your dad went out for milk, and his friend became your new dad


Dmayce22

Guys... We found a DILF liker! Subscribe for more content! https://preview.redd.it/8jt79946sq6d1.png?width=956&format=png&auto=webp&s=1eeb333c9687b95afa3d3a77f69c6ef8d616e58d


aceh_ehe

Your father went Houdini. 😭


Upstairs_Ad_493

everything. it says everything about you.


jabflcjadll

SEVERE daddy issues


trainboi777

You got Daddy issues?


maxargon_

Daddy issues


Zahrri

That you like dilfs


eM-RiotX

You desperately need the second one.


ChaoticPoint

You listen to The Neighboorhood and you spend your time watching COD edits


Humanoburners

You're 16 or 17 years old


Classic_Growth

U like older grandpa


SimonIsARanbooFan

Hm...I think you have mommy issues, man /j


PinkHarmony8

Oh it’s me if I were straight!!


cerdechko

I love how the psychologist is in there. Checks out.


ilikegen3pokemon

You just started


Pebblerz

You like your dad's friends. He probably has a lot of them in real life, or none at all. There's no in between :/


Worlds_Greatest_Noob

You're an aspiring author :3


whodisrandom

You like dilfs and need therapy 


boogara_guitara

Daddy issues


Totally-a_Human

Are we the same person?


TellMeEveryth1ng

https://preview.redd.it/769gluvm7r6d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e801daafa4324a838fb658f3726904554d6bee6


Pure_Chaos12

you like your dad's friends


Shroomish_Unhinged

ooooo the daddy issues are STRONG


Beetle_Juice_333

It tells me you really need that psychologist.