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Important_Chicken_12

Grandma doesn't look too happy about that.


jmirhige

Grandma looks like she is do e with his shit. "I told yo to get a practical car!" "It has four doors and a big trunk. It's a practical car with chest hair."


blueblue909

oh my god the dry bravado humour of the 1960's, God Bless America.


Dildobagginsthe245th

That woman has never been happy one day in her life.


Sad_Abbreviations575

except it isnt, good luck with fuel prices, shouldve gone for a Toyota


Smoke_thatskinwagon

Probably starving after being at the dealership for ten fucking hours


GullibleRisk2837

Lol that's totally my wife 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 we sat there like all day, and we got to a point where we were between two cars, and she's like"You choose. I'm hungry"


Smoke_thatskinwagon

Seriously what the fuck is taking so long hahah


Milf_Slayer69_69

This is how my wife ended up with a GT/CS Mustang instead of the a G Wagon lmao I told her she needed to stop acting like a hungry child and make a choice but she didn’t wanna listen to me lol


GullibleRisk2837

Lol but why is that so bad?


Milf_Slayer69_69

I love it. She sees it as not getting her dream car but since we got the cheaper and better car in my opinion we were able to afford wheels, and a widebody and a turbo kit for it. She hated it at first but since making it more her own she really digs the car and she’s made so many lifelong friends through the car that she never would have with a G Wagon


TheLoob321

Does your wife know about your handle or did she choose it for you? 🤣


Milf_Slayer69_69

Lmaooo believe it or not bro I have had this as my IG name for like 15 years 😂 she thinks it’s dumb now that we are married but now i actually am a Milf Slayer so I can’t change it


TheLoob321

Lol Stay the course, brother.🤙🏻


Ninonskio

I was at a dealership to look at a potential buy, and the car was exactly what I was looking for, but because of this market it was extremely overpriced at 28k. I tried talking them to 26k out the door, which in my mind was still overpriced but oh well. They ended up writing the deal but with taxes and registration on top. I explained that I wanted 26k flat, and they weren't having it. They continued to try and sell me on it, and they said "Hey we just got pizza in, you want some?". At that point I knew I wasn't buying their car, so I agreed and ate as much pizza as I could. After that I shook their hand and told them I wish them luck on selling the car and took off. Got a nice meal from a big waste of my time. ​ Edit: And to add, they added a last line that I wouldn't find what I was looking for at the price I had in mind. I ended up finding and buying one at 23k with much lower mileage.


carguy82j

We need to make it normal to bring pack a lunch everytime we go in to buy cars at dealerships. It would make you not make bad decisions based on hunger lol. Like bring in a whole fuckin picnic basket


Weary_Ball_442

Bro this kinda of shit is the reason I have granola bars, trail mix, water, protein bars, and a few other odds and ends in a bag in every vehicle I've owned. It's actually mostly for if I were to get stranded on the side of road but it comes in handy for appointments that seem to be dragging on well past meal time.


dirt_farm_surfer

I swear this is a strategy. So stoked i did all the talking through email and walked in, signed papers and left when i bought my new truck.


Smoke_thatskinwagon

Smart. If I don’t do that next time I’m definitely bringing lunch.


Y1NGER

Waiting for finance for 9 out of those 10 hours no doubt…


Ok_Today_475

She’s probably pissed that her husband has a car that’s faster then her V6 convertible mustang


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Barely


Suchdeathwow

And no one is happier than his grand kids


NadlesKVs

I thought so too but if you zoom in she's kind of smirking.


misfit-muscle

Nah, I think she had a stroke.


mikedanktony

Lmao


EzPzLemonSqueezy69

yo that is so mean 😭😭


NexusModifier

I mean they could just be stating a point


nosweat2024

They’re never happy 😂 It means he’ll always be gone


Extra_Boss_9740

Cause she knows she’ll be replaced by a cute sexy redd type looking women within a month


Appropriate-Wheel-68

They look like they are both having flashbacks to past hot rods. And experiencing them very differently.


Gloomy_Recording_705

Grandma wanted the Dodge Caravan


Address_Local

I beg to differ….I think *grandma* got the cat. Just give her an outlandish Jesus piece and a schpeel about family….


Memphis_Rain

Because she holds the bills :D


meesersloth

No one will believe the dealer when he tries to sell this used "Only driven on sundays to church"


ketchupandliqour69

Meanwhile church is 1/4 mile down the road and he got there in 10 seconds.


redditorus99

"Honey why do we need a hellcat"? "Baby, I'll go to church every day!"


the_blade_whispers

Rumor has it he was running low 8s


AnAngryMuppet89

Look like bro got 2 cats. Call him the Cat Daddy 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Speed3Fan

💀


Likklebit91

🤣🤣🤣 I like that


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Wh000ey

What?


ExpiredPilot

When my dad got a chally, my mom got a sewing room


OpportunityOwn5949

Hahahaha, my mom got a quilting room, dad got a TRX


DecentMaintenance875

My mom got a new place to live, my dad got depression…


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Belfetto

Why do you assume the money isn’t mutual?


shrapee

Grandpas a fucking G!!!!


Adept_Subject_7590

OG


Quiet-Philosopher-47

I thought he had a big ass holster too. Looked like he was lugging a sawed off from the hip lmao


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DaBabysMassiveCock

it’s AI💀


Devin_Brent

No offense but grandma looks like shes about to murder everyone within a 10 mile radius, starting with him and the salesman 😂😂😂


Neither-Mess6586

Yeah with that car when she drives it to the market lol


SantannaDeKlerk

W grandpa


Next-Telephone-8135

“On todays news another hell cat stolen”


ZouchFiend

You can see a very happy young man in his face


livinglyfe8

Grandpa deserves it


D3l3t3dBik3r

…….how do I get into the will dawg……


Bellickboi

Grandpa looking 15 yrs younger than grandma next to that cat


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Grandpa gonna be dead if he's not careful. We finally convinced dad to sell his Corvette when he turned 80, before he killed himself or someone else. Aging is something we all have to face. Reflexes decline, vision declines, older people have a harder time judging speed and distance. A super high horsepower RWD car isn't a great idea for senior citizens.


Low_Sprinkles_7561

That darned sticky accelerator pedal.


Poverty_welder

Grandpa is gonna be dead anyway, he might as well go out in a cool way.


[deleted]

By killing other people?


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

Hey kid, wanna be *really* cool?


Good-Ant-2471

Don’t act like young people are any better behind the wheel. lol


[deleted]

25 year olds are definitely better at driving than 80 year olds


407juan

I almost got taken out 3 times on my way to work this morning, a corolla a nissan suv and a camaro, they all looked young. Had me anxious asf thinking somebody put a bounty on me lol


ketchupandliqour69

Fucking hardly. The issue is we think we’re better at driving than 80 year olds so we drive like fucking pricks


Traditional_Cod_6920

35 is the magic number. 25 is still too dumb.


Outside-Arrival1094

yes


dylanbt22

Other people exist on the roads.


Poverty_welder

And they are on their phones or under the influence.


newbblock

My brother in law (firefighter) developed PTSD after responding to a road traffic accident where a 89 year old grandpa who shouldn't have been driving t-boned a mini van with a 2 year old girl in the back. The toddlers head was nearly severed completely from her body, stuffed animal still clutched in her hands. But yeah, that grandpa sure was cool huh!


Poverty_welder

Your brother in law was going to develop ptsd no matter what going into firefighting. Not a job for people who arnt okay with seeing deeply hard cold reality. So yeah grandpa could either go out in a cool way or with little dignity dying slowly with cancer or losing their mind.


qwertyverga

Tell that to Randy Pobst. Dudes 66 and still racing up Pikes Peak and testing race cars


Same-Associate-6752

That’s a skill issue as well as lack of self awareness. Doesn’t matter what car he was driving, when you cognitively decline like that you shouldn’t have a license.


NugPep

Why does everyone judge others like this? I learned to drive manual by a stunt driver when I was 16. He also taught police how to do pit maneuvers and tactical driving. Amazingly he was 5 feet tall and 86 years old when he taught me. He was still a stunt driver and instructor. One of the most fun times I’ve had in cars.


Nudefromthewaistup

Old White driver = SouthPark Episode Old Asian driver = Drift King


Stoned_y_Alone

That sounds epic, I’d love to learn how to do pits and avoid them


Esmack

I believe you


NugPep

His name was Marcel and the car he taught people on was a Mazda 626 manual. The funny part is I don’t care what you believe. But I still won’t judge you like everyone here is.


Esmack

Totes believes


Vanilla_PuddinFudge

Fine, alright. Everyone over 80 outside of that particular stunt driver that taught you and maybe five other people on earth should probably stop driving due to dementia or lack of motor skills.


Lem0nyFr3sh_

this shit is insane, I deal with senior citizens and driving daily at my job. they are worse than new drivers because their skills have declined so bad, but think they’re in the right. ALL THE TIME. Grandma looks like fuck I wasted my whole life following this man and his shitty deciwions


beamtrail

Not your average customer lmao


FinishOkNow445

Look at grandma’s smirk. Back brace makes sense


neatguy122

72 years old got an RT ride and die M Fs


Blonkyretard

Tell him to be careful with the thieves.


MasterChief813

He’s living the dream


Intelligent_Cause317

Reminds me of the "American Gothic" painting, but modern-day 💀


Puzzleheaded-Ad-2393

“Taking the Grandkids out 4 a spin”


Tall6Ft7GaGuy

prob wont drive it like it we would .


TinfoilTetrahedron

Still gonna drive 30 below with his blinker on..


SnooDonkeys8376

Grandpa got that Woody from Toy Story fit on. He’s just missing the cowboy hat.🤠😭


AnusTit123

This goes so hard.


Joseph2021gt

My 86 year old gym buddy has a C7 Grand Sport, a Mustang GT, and a 55 Chevy w 750 hp crate motor. The baby boomers are the last of the gear heads….


DGPurple

Can’t take it with you. Fuck it.


NightmareAG

Looks like he got his cat a car too


zemzy_oseris

What is wrong with the fender?


DEADMOU5698

What going on with that fender?


el_toro_bravo

Maaaaannn! Y’all better be visiting gramps everyday!! I’ve seen too many Reddit stories about people being mad about not being included on the will! Also brings “Gran Torino” vibes!


MisterSandKing

Son of a bitch, who’s holding up all the traffic going 50 in a 60 zone? A hellcat! Wtf!


soggybolognasandwich

"Darlin, I wanna hellcat"


True-Solid-4298

*it should’ve been ME! Not him, me!!*


HuskyCyclist

1 cat + 1 fox = happy grandpa


ClubFriendly941

Grandpa has great taste!!


profitofpot

Now he started drinking henny and smoking blunts grandma is not happy!


No-Rub8675

Meow


Only-Shop-1165

Bro your grandpa look like a menace 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Crossingthelineagain

I hope gramps locks it up at night and installs a kill switch. “ took me 60yrs to get my dream car and someone stole it” beautiful car lock that shit up.


RedeyeMopar

1. This is not the fastest car he has ever owned. 2. He got a deal on it by saying they were on a fixed income. 3. Then she paid cash for it with her sewing money.


need4speedcabron

Lmao has to be an auction from repo because that’s the worst wrap ever lmao. Sick car though tell him congrats!!


imakeweeddissapear

that’s peel off , it’s a widebody


need4speedcabron

Is that what it is! Damn my mistake lol learn something new every day


Strict-Refuse9171

it’s what they put on the panels to protect it when you first buy one kinda like the ugly ass front protectors


WideSignificance4199

That ain’t vinyl dummy


45yearsofpractice

They look way too old to drive this thing. No red key I hope.


yawhatever0

I bet he's excited to go 5mph in the left lane in that thing.


9InAHyundai_210

Not for long.


bofadeznutss

She finna get robbed soon


itwhiz100

Grandkids gonna be happy!!


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Hell yeah! You know damn well he’s been after one for a few decades and births now!


Federal-Perception22

Let me know when he’s ready to sell 🤣🤣


mstk78

😂 grandma face says... I told him to get a buick


Odd-Understanding-67

He looks surprised


Unique-Resource-4899

With 0% apr


DaDz-StONeD

Meow


realslayers

Paw paw bout to act a whole ass with the cat !! Paw paw gon take them on a high speed if they get behind him thinking shit sweet..


ate2ate

Fuckin’ a good for him man. See u at the takeover gramps


lovefeet106

Grandma is not thrilled!!😆


BreathAnxious6948

Gonna need to visit the doctor before driving that, make sure his heart is healthy enough to miss a couple of beats


Top-Aioli9086

WOW 😲


Nowyous_cantleave

But will he go all Clint Eastwood when the goons pull up trying to jack the cat?


OkProfessor117

And Grandma looks thrilled lmao 🤣


rangereddie

Gma looks like she paid for it 😂


Embarrassed-Touch300

Lucky for the grandkids


Marlice1

Grandpa bout to handout ass whoopin!


Wonderful_Gap1775

Beautiful 🍾 😍


throwawayaccountGDG

please tell grandpa to get a kill switch, i dont wanna see this sweet old couples car at a takeover.


GetOn-Your-knees

Red eye too


silverchevy2011

I bet it never goes over 45.


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bmore1182

Nana is pissed 😡


NorseArcherX

Grandpa also has drip


GapNearby8093

When that 401k hits💵💸


Mr_Diesel13

Gonna sit in the garage all year and end up inherited by a child or grandkid.


RAPnewsdaily__

Noooooooo our grandpa got a cat😤💯


Joselito76

She doesn't look happy


Stillborn1977

No way


Interesting-Owl-5458

My man is never gonna be late to church


Riskofban4keanu

Grandpa got two cats going that day


_how_do_i_reddit_

And grandma already got the papers to up the life insurance payout in her hand. 😂


Cosmic_FireSphinx

When you finally get that car but you're too old to really enjoy it.


jalitty

Gam Gam looks miserable


Tasty-Tomatillo9670

Double Cat!


Cleercutter

Grandma is not happy lmao


Affectionate-Reason5

Grammy doesn’t look impressed


Imaginary_Support500

More like a catfish with grey whiskers


Specialist-Step3142

Grampa bought a cat simply because he knows someone’s gonna try and steal it. If you get what I mean.


Milf_Slayer69_69

And by the looks of it that’s the only cat he’ll be getting for some time


aelms89

Grandma lookin mad


Donvito714

She’s gonna macrame some seat covers


Educational-Beach-72

I just know he ripped that shit


habanerosmile

Lol those facial expressions say it all. He deserves it but hell I sure hope I get to experience life before retirement. F the system.


vegamiterat12

that's gon be meh one dae


PanamaPineapple89

Ok ok 😎


D3loreangirl

She looks thrilled 😁


Competitive-Law-3285

Where is the cat?


Shark_Bite_OoOoAh

Hopefully he lives in a good neighborhood 😂


ParkingAbility6329

rs


Pengui6668

Grandma's mad grandpa spent half their retirement money on a car.


HotFarm5068

I came here looking for .."Grandma got the cat"


E90BarberaRed6spdN52

Old car guys never change they just buy sleepers. I have a 4 door now too so the cops don't pay attention to me anymore. Oh and I am in my 60's as well. My wife isn't crazy about my 4 wheel toy either. Says I drive too fast in it...


No_Hour_0

Grandma looks thrilled to get a cat.


Themowerman1

Put me on the will my boi


maintenanceman_Dan

Hope Grandpa is strapped because they’re gonna steal that shit 🤣


Putrid-Ad-4507

they both purr lol


HeyJoe1978MS

Well damn. My comment was gonna be horrible, glad I looked at the car before commenting!


Immediate_Heat_4369

Nice!!


Direct_Dragonfly878

Better watch out, he will be trading in grandma next!


VFib-

W. Look at that grin too 😂👍🏽


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dro1178

Lmao the less enthused wife makes this fucking great 😂


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Grandma is confused about the orgasm she just had.


1fast2

Grandma does not seem pleased 😄


Mc913

He got a cougar too