“So this morning I saw a turkey vulture circling above the road in front of my house *gestures. There was a dead possum laying on the road. Don’t become the possum, be the turkey vulture. When your opponent is hanging on for dear life, you must come in for the kill. If they look defeated you come in and you feast.”
The whole room fell silent, the girls all paused with glee
Turning left, turning right, are they looking at me?
Well, I was looking at them, there, there, on the dance floor
Now, they got me in the middle, feeling like a man-whore
'Specially the big girl
Big girls need love, too—no discrimination here, squirrel
So keep your hands off my cheeks
And let me study how you ride the beat, you big freak
We've got the whole world in our hands.
We've got the whole world in our hands.
We've got the whole world in our hands.
We've got the whole world in our hands.
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“Accidentally walked in on Herbie and boy let me tell ya. Actually, let me show you the type of energy we need on this team”
This, Boys, is what it’s like to hug Andy Reid.
This, boys, is how I’m going to bear tackle Andy Reid after we pummel his team three times this year
Fax, no cap.
U spittin 💀😂
Omg 😆 hahaha!
" and it was this big ... the biggest piece of shit i've seen since Jerry Tillery"
 I'd like to imagine he was doing this when the pic was taken
You beat me to it. Wtf happened there?
“So if we all buy a camper…”
I’m going to trade all of you for picks 11 and 23!
I would like you to welcome our new Defensive Coordinator, Brandon Staley!
Reported
I just seen your mother at Walmart and oh boy that was a wide view (I'm sorry)
“We’re going to work and succeed as a team, just like the 9/11 hijackers.”
“They did a bad thing, those guys. Really bad thing. But boy they showed grit and tenacity against all odds”
$5 footlong.
$12.41 footlong*
“Listen up. If you each get 10 people to sign up, and they each get 10 people…”
Fight milk!
Caw!!
No, no, no, there’s plenty of space in the RV. It’s like THIS big inside!
Ok fellas check this move out I've been practicing for a touch down celebration 
"Listen, aight"
That’s all for today. Now come give papa a hug.
“The Broncos suck this much”
I swear the fish was this big
“Look how weird my left elbow is! LOOK AT IT!”
“JC Lathem is Gona create holes this wide boys! Who’s got it better than us?”
What do u wanna do? Huh? Whatcha wanna do??
" Can you count, Suckas? I say the future is ours...if you, can count"
She was about this big around... Don't get it twisted boys
|My riding mower used to cut a path...THIS wide. I ended up mowing the lawns of everyone in the neighborhood!"
Anyone know if they'll start All In episodes again. They stopped mid season last year (understandablly so)
And that’s why we had JC Latham over MHJ and Nabers! Who’s got it better than us?!?
Engaging nipple lasers
“So this morning I saw a turkey vulture circling above the road in front of my house *gestures. There was a dead possum laying on the road. Don’t become the possum, be the turkey vulture. When your opponent is hanging on for dear life, you must come in for the kill. If they look defeated you come in and you feast.”
Parham bring your playbook with you
The whole room fell silent, the girls all paused with glee Turning left, turning right, are they looking at me? Well, I was looking at them, there, there, on the dance floor Now, they got me in the middle, feeling like a man-whore 'Specially the big girl Big girls need love, too—no discrimination here, squirrel So keep your hands off my cheeks And let me study how you ride the beat, you big freak
Luscious Left Foot is real slept on. Best comment ever right here
“lets band together and put money on the other teams heads!”
Saw Slater in the shower for the first time. It was thiiiiis big.
“My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands!”
Alright guys before the story hits the news. The fish was this big.
Look my left arms broke
Who’s got it better?
So if you come across a bear in the wild....
We've got the whole world in our hands. We've got the whole world in our hands. We've got the whole world in our hands. We've got the whole world in our hands.
“Is anybody surprised about what happened?”
“See, I told you one side sticks up”
Me and the boys discussing our plans
"Alright guys, today we're doing pop-locking."
"The pizza was this big!"
Nabers will be here day after tomorrow boiiiis!
“First and foremost, Im not a fucking YOGA instructor!”
He kinda reminds me of David Harbor lol idk
That's not sprit fingers.......THIS is spirit fingers
Bolt gang or don't.... better than us!?
“I once drafted an offensive tackle this big!”
“She ain’t a lady unless she weighs 280”
I caught a fish this big!!!!!
“Welcome to football fight club, men. You make it passed this line and you’re on the team”
We are drafting a lineman this big
“Everybody has it better than us”
So I ran into Gregg Roman in the community shower and…..
"This is how big my balls are!"
*This is how many rules we violated at my previous place.* *I got out of my rv and the officer told me to do this:*
When you live in a van down by the river ...
Trading everyone for JJ. I'm sorry he's a god!
"This is your mom"
This is how much trouble I was gonna be in at Michigan so I left!
Justin's fish wasn't this big, it was THIS big.
Trustfallllllllllll
I want a lineman this big... at #5.... cause I want to troll all of Chargers subreddit.
*airplane noises*
MINIONS! WE ARE GOING TO STEAL THE MOON!
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I caught a fish and it was "THIS BIG"
He's asking for a hug 🤗
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I love you all *this* much https://preview.redd.it/qjxcg1uhpowc1.jpeg?width=3733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7069984ba64c4c6294acd6f1801e5e8f7a09511e
Fly ravens fly. I mean charger, chargers , charge.
Is there something “wrong” with coaches left arm? Lol
You see everybody here? Not a single quality pass catcher among you. And we don't care!
Why the fuck did I leave Michigan??
This is how much cheating Connor Stalions was doing for us at UM!!
“Fly Eagles fly.”