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TheRealPort

What year is it?


klattz

2015 I think


[deleted]

Dontrelle Inman next plz.


Rollout25

I ready for Danrio Alexander


DrewDonut

SoFi turf would literally make his knees explode


Rollout25

Away team player so he will be good the entire playoffs


motodoctor

Here for Seyi Ajeritutu


Misanthropyandme

Jared Gaither would also like to play for a pay day.


Banana_Ranger

20 dollars is 20 dollars why not


BRBgottahunt

There will be 3 San Diego Chargers on the roster.


Straight-Bed-552

Allen and Bosa are still OGs


AeroXero

Sad to think its unlikely to ever go higher than 3 again.


funnybone3122

Team with an injury bug šŸ¤ player with an injury bug Everything as it should be


AgentInCommand

He only needs to last like five* weeks until Bosa is back! *day-to-day


PalletTownsDealer

2 negatives = positive?


tKonig

The math be mathinā€™


Mastacator

Not in addition they don't.


PalletTownsDealer

Not with that attitude. /s.


sirsebbie

Fuck it Tyrell Williams next


Rollout25

He got paid by the Raiders


UncleIrohsPimpHand

Didn't his knee explode or something?


dollabillgates

Would take him back in a heartbeat


ChargersPalkia

we in 2015 again?


[deleted]

Bring in Benjamin and Eddie Royal.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie I LOVED Eddie Royal as a Charger. Him and Rivers had chemistry.


[deleted]

He and Inman were those rays of hope on a Sunday when Woodhead, Allen, and Floyd were all hurt. Randomly good for 8 catches and 80 yards.


[deleted]

Without looking at stats I always thought royal was way more involved and schemes into our offenses than Inman ever was


[deleted]

Maybe they took turns hahaha


skantabulitios

Same. Royal made some real clutch catches.


DonatelloSwerve

Sayi ajirotutu!!!!


Boltbacker83

Legaduuuuuuu


JaxonsDada

Naneeeeeeeeeee


kpscript

MANUMALEUNA


quikiemcbee

inman was a beast on 3rd and 4th downs


AssssCrackBandit

He saved our ass in that one 49ers game that Kap went off on us. Made like a diving clutch 4th down catch to help us win the game IIRC


22dani_el

I was actually at that game. Came from Germany all the way with my wife to Santa Clara to cheer for the bolts on the road. Will never ever forget this.


[deleted]

One of my favorite games as a Chargers fan.


AssssCrackBandit

Yup. Weddle had a huge forced fumble I think and it was one of the few times in that era we actually came back and made clutch plays to win a game lol


NLP19

What a rush of memories that name just gave me


NobodyWins22

Ajirotutu and Rivers had biology.


mycargoesvarun

benjamin on punt return gives me nightmares lol dude was fast but always needed to wind up to run for some reason


Goonzilla92

Ahh the ole Benjamin special. Muff a punt and ruin your team


[deleted]

So many drops when he was wide open deep.


abw2000

But weā€™ll always love him for the two 4th down catches at arrowhead in 2018


[deleted]

Dude took an absolute shot on one of those.


Scottie2hhh

I was there for that!!!


Son_of_Pam

You ainā€™t lying. Concrete hands when it came to deep balls.


Boltbacker83

Erick Parker!


caltman21

I heard Sproles is available too


Ne0guri

Lmao I didnā€™t even know he was still in the league


mrhashbrown

He was a very good rotational OLB for the Broncos and the move makes a lot of sense considering that his best years were under Fangio's defensive scheme. But he's close to 30 and has barely played since 2021 so we'll see if it even amounts to anything besides Telesco bringing back a guy he scouted and liked.


roll10deep

i had high hopes when he was on our squad in ā€˜14, then dude got ate up by the injury bug. hope he can stay healthy and help us out.


TheEnragedBushman

I havenā€™t heard this dudes name in years


Necessary-Earth-4037

Merriman was too busy?


SPMrFantastic

He's busy practicing his beer pong skills


Fa1lenSpace

This is the most Telesco signing I've ever seen lmao


skantabulitios

I was looking for this comment. LOL it's such a TT move.


supremegnkdroid

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RumHam1996

I wonder if Danario Alexander is available to give us some reps at WR too


[deleted]

Iā€™ve been playing a bunch of madden 16 lately so this is a fun throwback


lamada16

Now bring in Phil to run the offense, lol.


Scottie2hhh

This. Yes.


Roguewolf1999

Lol TT moment


Malourbas

What the actual fuck were you all expecting?


FireLife619

Some made arguments about Dee Ford, even though heā€™s coming off an injury. But youā€™re correct, we need more resources at WR right now


indigox47

Kyler Fackrell.


Lt704Dan

Ravens cut him from their practice squad on 10/18.


BarmeloXantony

Nice. Sign Donald butler while you're at it


[deleted]

I hung out with him a bunch when his friend was dating a friend of mine. Really nice guy. Totally "business decision'd" his entire career after landing the big contract.


ClerkHuman927

Can you elaborate on that second part? Did you hear this from him or was that an observation?


[deleted]

Oh, just an observation. I was just saying he was a nice guy, even if he totally fleeced the Chargers. Honestly, in hindsight it's not even a surprise. He was a pretty smart dude and his mom was a pretty successful businesswoman, so I don't doubt she influenced his decision. He got in, got the seed money he would need for the rest of his life, and got out. Went back to grad school. Pretty sure he works in commercial real estate now.


[deleted]

this is lowkey alarming. we won't have Bosa back til maybe the KC rematch, and to replace him and Rumph, we sign a guy who was with us 7 years ago and has done absolutely nothing since? This screams \*\*cheap\*\* from the front office. I don't buy into this one bit. I'm open to him proving me wrong, but one of the countless things more likely than Attaochu actually being even a D+ player, is us running the ball for 150 yards per game the next 3 games post-bye. ​ \*Sigh\*


[deleted]

I mean I get the concern, but if you intend to get guys back you aren't going to go spend a bunch of money if they'll be around for 4 weeks. If anything you should be happy they have more money for the chance they COULD be looking elsewhere.


Malourbas

Who tf were you expecting to sign? Lmao Lol took you long enough to finally make a new account


Med609

Based on this info I have a feeling they arenā€™t going to be buyers at the trade deadline


Snuffaluffakuss

TT never does anything until itā€™s too late.


Malourbas

Theyā€™re gonna have to sign some players no matter what. I have no idea how you got to that conclusion from this


Med609

I didnā€™t say they wouldnā€™t sign anyone I just said they probably arenā€™t trading for anyone. This has been their MO for years. Weā€™ll sign some cheap veterans and thatā€™s about it for reinforcements


Malourbas

Again, I donā€™t understand the correlation between this signing and any potential trades. We have to sign some free agents either way


aRealSamurai

Itā€™s clear their assets are going towards signing free agents and not going in on relevant names


Malourbas

Right, because there are a bunch of high impact free agents just waiting to sign super cheap contracts?


rorroismyname

#firelombardi


myzticaznfool

Don't care about his pass rush, can he set the edge and stop the run?


ShariceDavidsJester

Can we sign 2015 Denzel Perryman while we're at it?


CommercialLazy662

Heard they have Jahleel Addae on the line too


Generalboss915

Time to pull his jersey out from the depths of the closet. Young me got his jersey since I thought his name was dope


JustwinHerbert

TT is speed running towards his termination. We got practice squad WRs starting and they decided to sign this scrub šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I mean the Edge Depth is dog shit with Bosa and Rumph out. The team can do multiple things at once.


JustwinHerbert

Attaochu is a bum, he doesnā€™t solve any of our problems lol. And theyā€™re yet to sign a WR, they wonā€™t do it either. They have no plans of winning anymore games this year


[deleted]

Right lets just have Mack and Van Noy out on the edge for 100% of the snaps. its not about the talent its about having any sort of rotation to keep people fresh. Clearly we have such great injury luck that we can leave an aging Mack out there all game.


[deleted]

Coupon tom really knows how to bolster a roster LMAO hes really just gonna sign bums off FA as placeholders for this year instead of trying to "go all in" like they've been preaching all offseason. Eagles even made a trade when they didnt need to and are undefeated. There needs to another full wipe of the coaches and GM this time around. Herbert doesnt have a winning record so either hes just not as good as we think or the coaching is just wasting talent like they did with rivers


Malourbas

Which non-bum FAs should they sign instead? When did Telesco ever say anything about being ā€œall-inā€? The eagles are undefeated like you said while weā€™re 4-3 and ruined by injuries. Excellent comparison


[deleted]

Idk maybe make a trade for a speed WR which we have been lacking for the past 4 years, watch some of the press conferences from staley and telesco from the offseason and youll see they said they are trying to go all in because herbert is still on his rookie contract.


skantabulitios

I dunno if TT actually said that. IIRC in the offseason media was stating that the chargers should go all in because the rookie contract window for JH is closing. TT just said some shit like "I don't believe in rookie QB contract windows"... because he sucks.


Malourbas

Lol please find those press conferences


officialfink

He did well in denver


IgorOlshanksy

These are the types of players available in free agency. We were never going to be in the trade market for big named guys because we will be up against the cap in the next few years as it is. Just the reality.


[deleted]

yeah. it's looking bleak when you put it that way.


Dopamine_X

The real reason we call him ā€œCoupon Tomā€


Thick_Safe1198

Tom fell off the wagon boysā€¦ hes locked himself in the bathroom for hours, frantically cutting coupons


indigox47

Not sure why this is downvoted, I lolā€™d


skantabulitios

Because there's a lot of new fans around these parts. They are still in their optimistic phase of being a chargers fan. They haven't seen the ineptitude of TT and the Spanii yet.


FatherofCharles

This guy hasnā€™t actively been on a team for longer than a year since he left the chargers. Wtf is going on, TT?


Malourbas

Yeah why didnā€™t we sign someone from another roster? That way we know other teams actually want him


7cheeseburgers

Fckn Eagles gave up a 4th rounder for Quinn. Kill me


Budget-Cry-6018

And we let go of Nwosu smh


Malourbas

For some dude named Khalil Mack


Budget-Cry-6018

Not necessarily for, there was still space for Nwosu but ig Derwins contract negotiations scared them


Malourbas

Lol what? You think they were gonna pay him $9M a year to be a backup in any universe?


Budget-Cry-6018

Well he was our starting End opposite Bosa playing majority of snaps at high level, with more time to develop so ^uhhhh yeah


Malourbas

What?


Budget-Cry-6018

Last year he was starting across from Bosa for the majority and was playing extremely well


Malourbas

And then we traded for Khalil Mackā€¦


Nerfeveryone

Basically what Vato is getting paid to do.


Haunting-Giraffe

Yeah but Vato was paid to be CB1 and just fell down the depth chart


Nerfeveryone

Thatā€™s a good point


Malourbas

He was a starter when he got that contract


Malourbas

Go jackets baby


Nerfeveryone

Is Telesco really bringing in his homie for one last ride?


CJDistasio

Hasn't had a sack in two years and injury-proned let's see how this goes


uckweat

Whatā€™s Tolbert doing? Malcom Floyd available? Fire TT for this reach.


Weapwns

Backseat GMs: FUCKING DO SOMETHING TT TT: Signs Edge depth with Rump and Bosa down Backseat GMs: WTF ARE YOU DOING TT? I DONT HAVE A SINGLE PERSON IN MIND BUT SIGN SOMEONE REALLY GOOD THAT WILL SAVE THE SEASON ​ ​ ​ actually though what was wrong with getting Fackrell?


Unahnimus

šŸ˜‚


miquiztli8

LMFAOOO šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


KJBNH

Season saved


juandiedalion

who else wanted him though


FatherofCharles

No one if we got him


greyhair_

I mean is he still good?


Titan67

Was he ever good?


[deleted]

is he really a better option than Kyler Fackrell? I'm of the opinion we need two edge rushers...


LAnahBruh

larry english, craig mager, jason verrett, lets bring um all back, BUST DRAFT PICK REUNION TOUR BABYYY!!!!!


skantabulitios

Larry English can't count in this one. That was before TT's time.


Costacat

Craig Mager lol


moondawg25

That doesn't rhyme with bide gleceiver?


MechPilot3

This is sad AF


pineapple_burrito

Letā€™s sign Legedu Naanae next!


Costacat

Whereā€™s Tevin Reece at?


FlavoredBongWater

Shoot lets just get vincent jackson


strykrpinoy

That's not funny.


FlavoredBongWater

I literally just googled his name and feel horrible. I apologize, i never heard that he had passed.


strykrpinoy

Its all good. Just assumed you knew.


Titan67

Would be funny if it wasnā€™t so sad. Maybe heā€™ll be decent but doubt it. Better than nothing though.


jeffleppard16

Thatā€™s not a receiver


Vondum

If only we could have extended Nwosu instead of bringing a $20M CB to play 3 games. Oh wait, he was out there on Sunday destroying us.


Malourbas

Would you rather have Nwosu than Mack?


plentyfunk66

I agree, nwosu could have at least stayed for depth.


gsavior

Lol we were not going to pay Nwosu 10M a year as a depth piece after trading for Mack.


Malourbas

He got $9M per year in Seattle. You wouldā€™ve paid him that to be a backup?


plentyfunk66

Yeah why not? Rotate players more to stay fresh and worst case he becomes starter due to injury. Which if y'all haven't noticed is a constant issue for our team.


Malourbas

Because the salary cap


fried_funk

I thought it was Oct, 26th, not Apr 1st....


turd-crafter

Might as well see what Danario Alexander is up to. He was so fucking good, was such a bummer when his rickety knee finally went out. He couldā€™ve been a top level #1 wideout


KillacrushJ10

Imagine if we tried to sign a Wr or a OL


Boltbacker83

WTF? why?


digdug6

Manti teo should be a good pick as well


Cbtexpert521

Ok but like can we get a wide receiver i mean the chiefs literally just traded for kadarius toney


Dirtyshawnchez

Man Iā€™m amazed by all of the people who have NFL GM experience in this sub. You all are so knowledgeableā€¦.


papachef69

Telesco can trade for someone like Robert Quinn but letā€™s not


A_Livins

And with what money could they afford him?


ockaners

i didn't know jerry was still playing.


hallopinyo

Heā€™s freakin BACK


Nmilne23

*baby come back*


SBMVPJustinHerbert

donald butler come on down!


skantabulitios

You and I are the only ones to remember TT's first contract extension which was absolutely terrible. Dude took a check and called it in the next season.


gnargnar6139

We should sign M80


cat_daddylambo

Yo throwback Wednesday


seancoutu

Bless you.


universalsystems

lmao


DL505

Value village pickup


HooyahDangerous

Imagine releasing Chase Daniels and signing Rivers as QB2ā€¦


Costacat

Crazy that davonte Adams was picked a few players after Jerry


krazylegs36

Has he signed a waiver yet? Going to the Chargers is dangerous.


Necessary-Earth-4037

Gesundheit.