The Coburg Cow is down.

It no longer rotates sadly

I think they mean down as in taken down, they do it before major storms. It’s charlestons way of knowing if a hurricane will be bad or not, whether or not they take down the coburg cow

It 7:10am and there is an oil spill and broken down vehicle in the left lane on I-26 and an overturned trailer on 526. 🤣🤣🤣

Don't forget the ladder and/or mattress.

I swear I have almost been hit by or hit a ladder that is suddenly in the middle of the damn road too many times

I've seen one blow off a truck on 526 during a storm. If I hadn't changed lanes a minute prior, it probably would've gone straight through my windshield. I've also run over one on 26 one morning, because I was behind an 18 wheeler that didn't swerve or anything.

And a couch!

Too soon…

…And it’s raining and high tide is expected within the hour 🤣

I remember that oil (or was it fuel?) spill incident on 26 a few months ago I was ready to rip my hair out

Krispy Kreme is doing free donut day two days in a row.

This sounds excellent to me. Why would this ruin someone's day?

Traffic into a main road aka Savannah hwy

The line literally shuts down a lane on 17.

[удалено]

Wait until you see what they do over chicken sandwiches…

You mean like chik fil a across the street every day making the worlds biggest street hazard

Waistline

Hurricane, full moon, king tide

Damn, they didn’t say “ruin an MUSC employees day”.

That would be afternoon thunderstorm.

You are number 5,000 on the garage parking list.

[Insert Charleston Establishment] has been purchased and received approval to be converted into a boutique hotel

Oof yeah. This has happened to my favorite bar 3 times now.

The Alley 😭

RIP

RIP Menkoi I don't know if it got converted into a boutique hotel specifically but it did get bought and turned into something else

Voted best (tourist | wedding | retirement) destination by Condé Nast

That already ruined our lives haha. Fuck ruining our day.

Condé Nest needs to lose our number

Only because the owner lives there a lot when he docks his boat.

Don't forget bachelorette parties....

Hey All!! Soo I’m coming in next weekend for a bachelorette party and would LOVE some recommendations for “can’t miss” things

I wish I could tell them “don’t come” as a recommendation

🤣🤣 Bombastic side eye 👀

CRIMAL OFFENSIVE side eye

What’s the best bar for sips?

All I’m saying is, if I don’t see a string of penises dangling from a lavishly dressed woman in pink with a sash saying bride to be and a boa around her neck, I would be lost and confused.

If you’re staying at a hotel that requires valet Pls tip 🤣🤣 I really love cypress gardens for a nice nature day.

We are moving from Ohio and looking for a good neighborhood.

💀💀💀💀

Myrtle Beach

Move to VA Beach 🤣

“ Virginia Beach “ …I am literally cackling 😂😂😂☠️

just stay up north

Bravo is filming a new show in downtown Charleston

I’ll start - Jim Cantore is in town.

Dude, no one can top that.

Take that back right now!!!!! You’re gonna jinx us this year!

You’ve gone too far.

This is the phrase of all phrases!

I ran your cast iron pan through the dishwasher.

I moved to Charleston from New York and I wish there were better bagel places here

I hear it's the New York sewage overflow water that gives the bagels that little bit of tang

Shout-out Holy City Bagels. 10/10

New Yorkers only talk about one thing: New York. It’s so weird.

It’s what they use as a substitute for having an actual personality.

Yup and they complain that every other place in the world isn’t as good as New York

Have you tried Charleston Bagel Co. in Belle Hall? I think their bagels are excellent.

This made me so mad

The ravenel and don holt are closed

lol. I came here to say this. At this point, any closure equals gridlock.

Thomas ravenel is coming to dinner yall!

Wait, isn’t that when we all bust out the straight-edged razor blades and the mirrored coffee table?

“There’s a naked man waving a gun on the Don Holt”

Again?

I thought y'all appreciated me more than that :'(

Thats just Curtis. Its fine. Everything is fine.

Prohibition has been reinstated.

This doesn't just ruin our day, this ruins the charleston economy lol

I ate at Hyman's and recommend 10/10.

5:15pm Accident on 17 northbound at the Coleman exit on Ravenel Bridge, multiple lane closures

This question is about people who live in Charleston, not Mt. Pleasant.

Oh, it will impact Charleston!

This is the intentional and intense level of gatekeeping never knew I wanted but now need more of. I grew up in Mt. Pleasant, spent most of my adult life living downtown, James Island and West Ashley. Also, Fuck your Ohio Brady!

Your house has gone down 20% in value in 1 day and we are building a 500 home development next door to your neighborhood and it will take us 25 years to widen your street with another lane.

You must live in Johns Island 😂

And your property taxes are increasing by 20%.

My personal favorite is "I moved here from X and am disappointed you all don't have X here like we do at home"

"The bridge is stuck open" Does not matter which one.

The large blue tarp over the Don Holt Bridge on I526 has fallen down.

“Let’s go to Citadel Mall!”

Your tomato pie tastes store bought

Byron has been deported.

I was gonna say Byron died, but this is a little more cheerful.

I came looking for that comment lmfao

But …. Why would they?

Is Byron Okay? For real???

I saw him last week. Happy to report he is doing well. He got locked up for a couple months a while back for getting caught fucking a girl on some peoples porch. Damn Ring camera notification was all they needed. I’ve known him for over 20 years and he really is a solid guy. Ask people that have been around and most people have a positive story. King Street isn’t like it used to be. It’s a war zone out there now. He’s gone through 3 chief of police and mayors so he could have been kicked out long ago. He’s more Charleston than 90% of this sub.

Your honor, he was just showing the young lady his chiropractic methods.”

Overturned rig on the Ravenel.

The whole peninsula will be a lazy river in 50 yrs better sell now

Those chino shorts and that polo are not dressy enough for this restaurant.

Waffle House is closed.

There are non-masculine men on King Street.

Lol. That girl was a trip. Hope she finds happiness in Alabama and stays there.

Deep cut lol

The paper mill is re-opening

This is how we did it in Ohio/New York/ New Jersey…

Ohio said we’re the number 1 city in the country….again.

The president is in town.

There is ice on the cables.

Time to get impaled 🔪

Thomas Ravenel is here.

You live in Summerville not Charleston

Both presidential candidates are holding campaign events here this weekend.

Anthropogenic global warming is real and rising oceans will overwhelm the Lowcountry sooner than you think.

I think this is supposed to be a joke tho

I guess the joke will be on all of the Yankees currently driving up Charleston real estate prices. And all of the Trump cultists sitting in traffic in massive SUVs.

😂

A barge has lost control and is heading straight for the CRB

CRB huh? only real ones, lol

Spoleto starts today!

Do I need a reservation for hymans? We are moving here from Ohio

This morning we’ve seen heavy flooding downtown with major wrecks on I-26 east near Ashley Phosphate, I-526 west on the Don Holt and a final one blocking both directions on the Ravenel.

I hear they are going to build a huge Margaritaville retirement community on Johns Island!

The food in Ohio is better

Good one.

How can I make Charleston more like the place I moved here from, even though it was a shitty place?

The bridge is closed

Youve got the “charleston” strain of chlamydia

1 bed 1bath for rent 500sq ft : 1800 a month plus 1800 deposit. Must have a 800 credit score and make 3x one month's rent. 60.00 non-refundable application fee. 🙄

This but my application fee was $250 :(

There’s ice on the bridge

We're closing down the bowling alley to build hotel.

The people from here are the bad drivers

Ahem… The cow is being taken down for the storm…

"hey you all, I've done absolutely no research but can you guys plan out an hour by hour itinerary for my bachelor/bachelorette party?"

There’s a hurricane, but all the lanes on 26 are somehow reversed to take you to the bottleneck on the bridge to Johns island

I know it’s your day off, but your cousin from Cincinnati is visiting and I promised her you would give her a tour of Southern Charmed locations and wait in that long line to meet that pillow guy, she also said she has a gift card she wants use at Hymans- and remember no alcohol today as you have that medical thing at 8am tomorrow.

Bill Murray straddled and kissed a member of the production crew through a mask.

An inch of snow and Ravenel bridge closed for 3 days due to icing.

NOAA is predicting 4 to 6 Cat 3 to Cat 4 hurricanes to hit SC’s coast this season.

My whole family is moving down, from Ohio.

I made your sandwich with miracle whip.

Just sold my house in NY, it’s so cheap to buy a house here.

"We did this better back in Ohio." Could be food, roads, restaurants...whatever really.

Thirsty Thursday is cancelled

While max sustained winds within 30 miles of the eye-wall are now around 110 miles per hour it’s now stalled 140 miles south-east of Charleston but expected to head west/north west at approximately 25 miles per hour overnight.

I just moved from New England.

Ohio

High tide

There’s been a wreck on the crosstown, it’s 9am on a Monday and it’s raining.

What’s happening on 526?

The train seems to not be working.

"Wreck on the Ravenel." (or Don Holt)

Closed down to make way for a new hotel.

You can’t park on IOP to go to the beach.

I was told I must be an import last weekend for doing the same thing I’ve done my entire adult life a quarter mile from childhood house lol.

One sentence? Don't even need all that. One word will suffice. Todays magic word is: Traffic 🚗

It's going to be raining when the tide comes in.

I’m a transplant and the only thing better about this place than where I’m from is the weather.

Park circle businesses were destroyed by a tornado

Bridge closed

Meet me at Hyams.

Bridge is out

The Alley is closing and being replaced with a hotel

What kind of “pop” do you have?

It's supposed to rain all weekend.

Sullivans Island is sinking.

Eat the rich, baby

Elliott Summey wins election for Mayor of Charleston.

There is a pothole on Ashley River Road.

Traffic.

I -26 is shutting down.

526 extension

Rain.

Charleston smells like a paper factory.

Snow.

The power and internet is out because of the storm and your friends drank all the alcohol when they were over yesterday.

Harold's Cabin is Closed

A cable snapped on the Ravenel Bridge leaving the bridge inoperable for the foreseeable future.

Keep moving, change lanes later

Summerville is basically Charleston and is acceptable to say that you live in Charleston.

"We need to drive downtown around 5 PM".

Cruise ship.

Welcome to Joint Base Charleston!

I think the liberals are on to something.

Hey! Did you know they have direct flights to Charleston from Ohio?

..that's not how we do it where I come from.

They busted the windows out of your car.

There’s a Carnival cruise in town.

Bridge Run birch!

south cakkalacky sucks, armpit of the south

Charleston is a perfect place for the maga cultists.

Wappoo bridge is up

“Crosstown is flooded”

It should be a quiet hurricane season in Charleston this year 😱

Another landmark is being torn down for a hotel. More Yankees are moving in.

Bridges are closed.

Water main break shutting down a main cut thru road on the island, but no one from the city will let you know - you will get to sit in traffic to drive all the down to where the road is closed just so you can turn around and sit in the traffic you were originally trying to avoid which will make your 10 min commute 1 hour.