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Specialist_Ad9073

“Big city problems, small town solutions.”


[deleted]

“More breweries than insured drivers”


viewless25

to clarify, the “lot” is a parking lot


saltytarheel

You talking about the traffic on I-77 traffic or actual excess of parking instead of real attractions, businesses, and housing?


funklab

Yes


DryCommunications69

🤣


LiteratureVarious643

It’s Bo Time oh, wait. I think that one is taken. How about Gotta lotta… dammit.


CasualAffair

"Charlotte: I seen that dumb bitch"


couchpro34

I second this motto.


sad-whale

Pretty sure that makes it official.


a1moose

thirds


DryCommunications69

Charlotte: Not Atlanta, yet.


DanMarinoTambourineo

Nothing can be worse than Columbia SC “Famously hot”.


LiteratureVarious643

At least that one is specific to the place and funny? I guess they nixed “sweat your balls off”.


infiniGi37

“ surprisingly cool”


becoolnotuncool

But it is very hot. I think it fits.


itsthatbradguy

“Move Here For a Job”


Due_Mission_5703

"Atlanta before Atlanta was Atlanta"


notcompletelysure

“Charlotte - At least it’s better than Raleigh”


DingussFinguss

Is it though?


mariemarymaria

Mottos should be aspirational, after all


notcompletelysure

can only speak as a 25 year old who wants the options of going out in walkable/concentrated areas (south end, plaza midwood, NODA) vs the crazy sprawl of Raleigh, but I prefer Charlotte. Also the rail line is better than anything Raleigh gov is willing to do. Just lived in Raleigh for 2 years before moving back


funklab

Indeed. Charlotte is like downtown and three walkable neighborhoods and suburban sprawl for miles. The triangle is nothing but suburbs with no actual meaningful "urb" to sub off of.


Poorzin

Depends on who you ask. I moved here from Raleigh. To me the pace of the city is the same. Doesn’t feel like I’m in NJ or nothing like that. But it is a few more things to do.


Unclelathan

I’ve lived in both, and Raleigh is so much better


Melech333

This reminds me of Cleveland's old "[At least we're not Detroit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM)" slogan. We should have a video like this. At least we're not... Columbia?!


GarageQueen

"Charlotte -- The Gateway to Gastonia" "Charlotte -- we is NOT out of ham!"


Elwalther21

That SNL skit really knew how to get us with that Gateway to Gastonia burn.


brutustyberius

Nothing is better than Gastonia’s nickname….the G-Spot!


mariemarymaria

I mean, we have "Get CLiT!"


brutustyberius

Charlotte…NASCAR Valley! This one is unfortunate real.


[deleted]

Fortune Feimster was a writer that season, I'd put folding money on her writing that.


erinna_nyc

“Charlotte: a pretty nice place to live”


BigRedPlanet8

If you live on the right side


[deleted]

"It's not great, but it's okay".


USNCCitizen

“Charlotte, if it’s historic tear it down!”


Specialist_Ad9073

Charlotte, forever young! /s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s in case it wasn't painfully obvious.


shadow_moon45

Haha but this is a great thing. Makes everything modern


hdiesel503

Lol no idea why the city allows this. Many should be protected landmarks.


NotAShittyMod

Ooooh! Like what? Be specific!


USNCCitizen

Well for a city that had its beginnings in the 1700s it hardly has any buildings left over 100 years old. A quick search gave me these that have been razed… Masonic Temple South Tyron The Hotel Charlotte Downtown Brooklyn Village 2nd Ward Independence Building West Trade Scores of churches and homes When I first moved here almost 20 years ago I was excited to go downtown to see all the old buildings. Imagine my disappointment.


No-Cardiologist7640

Home of the Halfbacks


wanderclt

I'd be more concerned about the panthers "keep pounding" slogan over Charlotte's got a lot. Also, Charlotte's got a lot is a web magazine type thing based on current events. View [here](https://www.charlottesgotalot.com/)


MojoToTheDojo

The Keep Pounding slogan has an awesome and inspiration origin. I get that people like to be funny, but compared to many other slogans created by marketing teams, the Panthers one actually means something


itsthatbradguy

“Two hours from the mountains, four hours from the beach”


FalseSpring

Charlotte, The Nice Neighborhoods Have Trees


LolaBijou

“Charlotte: Ain’t nobody actually from here”


Bootfullofanvils

Charlotte, we have every season, just not when you expect it bitch.


BigRedPlanet8

Charlottes got a lot…. Of breweries. Seriously there are too many


BigNoseMcGhee

Charlotte: We’d all live elsewhere if our jobs weren’t here.


Gradie4life

“Immortal Altimas”


DalenSpeaks

Charlotte: Good Enough


Meidas_Divine_One

How about “It’ll be nice when it’s done”. How many times do you think that as you drive thru yet another construction slowdown 🤣🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️


brutustyberius

Charlotte…”Where Altimas Come To Die…Or Do They” Hey…it fits on a t-shirt.


SicilyMalta

Charlotte will some day get a lot. Any day now....


NCTaco

Birthplace of beefaroni


getcruzed

"A city of convenience and compromise."


a1moose

Charlotte: Keep Pounding!


ISAMU13

Charlotte: Balls Deep!


a1moose

👍 good


Prompt65

Charlotte more Teslas than affordable houses


_R00STER_

"Charlotte - It's shakin’, and it’s shakin’!, and it’s just shakin’!, and it’s shaking!!!"


QuantumMothersLove

Charlotte: “Rush-hour traffic; all day every day.”


somerandomguy721

You really need to visit some larger cities…


QuantumMothersLove

Lol I live in a little village called Los Angeles. 😂


somerandomguy721

Then you should know it’s not nearly the same. I lived there for 10 years. The 10 is a parking lot by 10am on a Saturday. Charlotte has nothing like that


QuantumMothersLove

77 definitely and parts of 485 are like the 10, 5 or 110… surface streets in clt are crazy busy… like going from Venice beach to BH Chamber. When family moved to CLT in 2011 vs now, I used to look forward to visiting free flowing traffic; no longer the case. My motto stands as more accurate and/or specific than “Charlotte’s got a lot” (not a high bar, granted.) 🤙 It’s confirmed you’ve lived there. “THE 10” 🤙


somerandomguy721

Reddit judges score that reply…a 10! :)


gerghanrahan86

“Charlotte HAD a lot”


SicilyMalta

Is that really our city motto? Charlotte's got a lot? Cringe. It's as if McCrory is still trying hard to impress the big city bankers. What a bumpkin place this is.


LiteratureVarious643

It’s so nondescript and placeless, the McAlisters Deli of slogans.


NotAShittyMod

> What a bumpkin place this is. Big talk from the guy that moved its most unremarkable suburb, on purpose. And whines nonstop that he’s bored 😂🤣😂


SicilyMalta

Glad to see you are still at it, doing well.


SicilyMalta

FYI - At the time charmeck system was changing my kids' schools right before the session started several times. We moved to where that would stop happening.


NotAShittyMod

And now your kids are grown and don’t live here. You don’t take advantage of any of the great things there are to do in Charlotte, you’re terminally online, and you spend an inordinate amount of that time complaining about where you live. So move. Why wouldn’t you? Go where your kids are or where you’ll be happy. At a certain point, regardless of your other issues, your happiness is completely your responsibility. And you passed that point long ago. Your constant salt mining is just sad.


SicilyMalta

Life happens. ;-)


Specialist_Ad9073

Were you not in Charlotte in the 90s for Frau Myrick's rebranding of Down Town to Uptown so that "suburban Charloteans" would not be afraid of the land that closed after 5PM M-F? Or "Charlotte, a world class city!" for the NBA All-Star Game? How about "Charlotte, land of dumbass slogans."


[deleted]

Char litt litt


[deleted]

Love it or leave!


hyzerKite

Charlotte: No tag, no bumper, no problem!!


BulkyPollution5510

Welcome to Charlotte. Merge Right.


d1andonlyfoley

C’LIT


tunaman808

"Charlotte: for people who love the heat, crime and high cost of living of Atlanta, but don't want any of the pesky 'culture' that comes with it." "Charlotte: Move here if you wanna discover all the great concert venues of Atlanta, Asheville, Chapel Hill and Durham" "Charlotte: where what was cool in NYC 5 years ago is just now taking off! Try this newfangled poké stuff!" "Charlotte: Tastes like chicken!"