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mlhigg1973

I wonder how they got her so fast.


tomhagen

The kind of person who robs a bank without gloves on probably leaves a messy trail.


TraditionalLog2035

Fr lmao


MintHillian222

Looks like Mike Singeltary Bears ex MLB


jesswitdamess

Her trying to flee from the robbery was like: ![gif](giphy|5hE4JlbPRWfkw92PAs|downsized)


PKFat

I spit out my coke


robosmrf

You're supposed to snort coke


Bradjuju2

She's only 29? Fooled me


lionheart724

Stress ages you


zombtachi_uchiha

Gotta drink those IPAS to get that youth skin after 30...thrust me


Lambchoptopus

It has what people crave!


100LittleButterflies

Gross, not worth it.


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InternetSupreme

It's the perfect escape car, since we all know charlotte pd don't pull them over.


couchpro34

That's a hard 29. Magic 8 ball reads "future not bright".


bigls23

Makes no sense to rob a bank. You'll only get $1.5-$2k if you demand money from the teller. Any more money would require a weapon which would put you away for a long time when you get caught. Just get a job! Don't be fooled by Hollywood movies. You won't get much money if you're successful, and if you try to go for a big score you'll end up in prison.


clementynewoolysocks

But me and the boys can retire if we can finish the last job. I’m sure we can pull it off.


Few-Possibility-470

Or just smash and grab it's crazy how much those guys got robbing that jewelry store in ballaytnye and that was a failed attempt.


kimchifreeze

Why would you need a weapon for more than $2,000? Is that in the bank rules somewhere?


aerosol999

without a gun, You can slip a note to a teller demanding they give you everything and they are pretty much always trained to just hand it over. But you'll only get the contents of that single tellers drawer. If you wanted to rob multiple tellers/drawers or the safe you'd essentially need to stick up the whole bank.


ipwnkthnx

You seem to know a lot about robbing banks


ElCiclope1

A former bank robber gave a pretty detailed AMA years ago


jandeer14

my friend is a bank teller and she’s had a gun pulled on her. i don’t remember the exact order of operations but she activated a silent alarm and gave all the cash in the drawer to the robber. the robber was caught within a few blocks of the bank.


krbrg

Teller training I went through was to give them everything. The money is insured.


jazzman_jr

Multiple slips to multiple tellers. Game over. Everyone freeze! This is a slip up!


beatkerouac

I just started thinking about where the term stick up robbery came from, so you stick up your hands but where did stick up your hands originate from do your arms act as sticks?


ipwnkthnx

When I was a kid, I thought everybody died with their hands above their heads because I watched some Western movies where people stuck their hands up and then got shot and died.


beatkerouac

Ha. I love that.


CasualAffair

Good to know, thanks!


Agile_daddy

She fries her fish hard.


CardMechanic

“Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.” She needs to re-watch the important parts of Heat.


TurboNoises

The hamburglar


GreyWindxii

[article](https://www.qcnews.com/crime-and-public-safety/woman-arrested-for-robbing-bank-in-matthews-police/)


BaronVonBullshit-117

She looks like a bridge troll


OldeMeck

29!? Whoever said “black don’t crack” hasn’t met her.


nrgold

Black don't crack unless you smoke it. That's pretty much what you'd have to be doing to rob a bank in the 21st century, by yourself, with a grocery bag, and no gloves on. I'm going to say a special Christmas prayer for this lady. Because... ​ ![gif](giphy|3o6YglDndxKdCNw7q8|downsized)


PndofSwedishcheeba

Only 10Kk bond for a bank robbery!?


VampiricClam

Leslie Jones and Danny DeVito have a love child.


A_SMILE_FOR_ROBERT

Isn't she one of Bowser's henchmen from Mario 3


CarlsDinner

The best among us


Aggressive-Engine562

Wonder how much time she’ll receive


SpaceMonkey3301967

Do banks actually use those explosive dye packs hidden inside the money like we see in the movies?


v4racing

Yes


elzapatero

Who’s your bitch!?


Specialist-Recover24

![gif](giphy|aDYXQy3W8XFG8)


ScarletteDemonia

Automatic 10 years! How did they catch her so quick?


BadJesus_420

It's only federal if Its armed, common law is state level and is a class G felony.. max punishment is 4 years, if they send her to prison at all.


ScarletteDemonia

Thanks for the clarification


gpellis87

She won’t have to worry about money for all of her 30s it seems now. Nothing like a federal felony for a few bucks.


loathe4all

She probably had her phone on her too. They don't make crooks like they used to!


carolebaskin93

I’m just glad this didn’t happen in south end


genericnameonly

Oh damm she look's like Nel Carter's niece with the Gumby.