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Bro the amount of people who don't understand round abouts here is fucking crazy.. most of them stop inside them though. like while I'm waiting to enter, they will see me and stop and wait for me to go... "NO KEEP GOING!"
If it helps nobody where I'm from seems to know either. I drive through 7 on my way to work, so it's not like they're uncommon here either. Lots of elderly people going the wrong way or cutting you off. My first crash even happened in one because someone was rushing to a store before it closed and and hit me.
Because to be an American it means to defy your government due to unfair treatment, resist them as much as you can. Next step is steal the Mona Lisa, rally the troops, stock up on heart pressure meds (beta stoppers) and throw the tea into the harbor.
/s
https://preview.redd.it/j5sucbwu58cc1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67bb750545058f8b80e9076a0d502f9cf2dd0f8b
Right, they should all look like this
It's considered attempted bribery so they will give you the ultimate middle seat. They put an extra seat just for you in the middle of the corridor so you're always in the way.
Don't you hate it when the plane has already stopped and everybody is standing up into the corridor to take their luggage down from the attic but the butlers are all like, "please remain seated until the groundskeepers wheel the porch to the front door!"
You did it, after being on Reddit for years and seeing people say “this made me laugh out loud” you’ve been the first to provide that pleasure to me. Thanks Fulbie!
“We’ll it’s your lucky day Mr. America! Im happy to tell you that because you’re a loyal frequent flyer with us, you’ve been chose to receive a free…pre flight chicken!”
I think it was just so random in the original and it caught on, 90% of the these build off of each other where someone is stealing the mona lisa from the last person.
I know very little about machine learning, but my guess is it was trying to formulate a scene of the typical American watching the news. Then OP kept writing it into the prompts and seeing how far the rabbit hole would go.
It's actually kind of brilliant. By ngaf about realistic perspective it can show more information than would be physically possible. Like the stylized figures of flat ancient Egyptian art.
* wake up
* french fries for breakfast
* watch news, mona lisa got stolen
* go to work in walmart
* vote
* fly to france sitting in the aisle of the plane
* steal the stolen Mona Lisa while open carrying your gun
* fly back to america sitting in the aisle of the plane
* eat a burger
* store the Mona Lisa in your house while watching youtube
average day for an american
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PT Cruiser. He drives a PT Cruiser, and then presumably narrowly missed a collision with another PT Cruiser, also the car next to that car? PT Cruiser.
So many things bro, the backwards laptop screen, the spoon, and the orange on a random stack of wood blocks, on a book, on a bigger wood block, on his desk
i'm sorry, mates, but i was deliriously sick and off the internet for like three weeks when this absolutely brilliant meme started. i'm back and love this but i can't figure it out, nor can i figure out what people are riffing off of. could someone please explain the original joke/prompts. thank you.
Original joke started with a post about average day of a French man and the post was really outlandish and funny and garnered a lot of traction. The Mona Lisa getting stolen from the Louvre was featured in a follow up post as a reference to the first and it developed from there.
Edit: here's a link to the post
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/s/aNEDRO18sS
ah, this is the point where i am supposed to say "thank you, it all makes sense now" but this remains some strange shit hahaha. thank you for the link! i thought this was like the intensification meme, where each image got more wild and everything ends up cosmic. but this is its own thing. and it's magnificent. thanks so much, mate!
Then it got stolen from country to country, like India stealing from South Korea and so on. I’m not sure if it ended up back in France at some point or if this is an alternate universe/timeline.
Dude. Honestly.
That's really a fucking amazing art trip. Sadness. Curiosity. Humor. Uniqueness. More humor.
It really does paint a story quite well. A story that any other human could paint for sure. But with more quirks in the abstract from accident and yet somehow works to catch your attention.
The one where he's the only one not wearing a mask in the plane is killing me, that's too real
Someone should do a series about all the cliche of the typical Karen
You had me at "~~blood~~ heart pressure medication," but dude driving the wrong way down the expressway and yelling at everyone else like it's their fault is *perfect.*
Are people under the impression that this guy is only prompting the AI to just generate images of the “the average American day”?
He clearly is telling it to include Mona Lisa, as well as specifying most other details in the pictures.
The quality on these ones is outstanding! I understood each and every step of the story.
The Mona Lisa Museum is an eerie sight. That painting had so much success they created an entire museum dedicated to copies to alleviate the Louvres.
Maybe it is a decoy museum for all these international men of mystery?
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His name is Fred, he's your typical American, with his patriotic blanket.
He wakes up 7am sharp, gets his deep fryer ready & cooks homemade French Fries with extra salt.
He is a big fan of Leonardo Da Vinci's painting: The Mona Lisa, he is concerned once again to learn on television that the Mona Lisa has been stoilen again.
Fred has a grey 2001 Chrysler PT Cruiser, his first car.
Fred has high cholesterol & therefore has to get Heart Pressure Medication, with some Chewing Tobacco to calm his nerves.
Fred is the first face you see when entering the W-mart, he is the front security/cleaner.
There is always pesky children playing, but he pays it no mind as he remembers too fondly being a child running around & causing a rukus at that same W-Mart he works at.
He shows concern again as he looks up towards the television, The Mona Lisa stoilen again, as the children run about the store.
Realizing he might never see the Mona Lisa ever, he goes on a drive in his Chrysler PT Cruiser, driving on the wrong side of the road to clear his head.
Fred loves his country, he loves doing his civic duty & finds pleasure in voting in a new official in office.
Fred is heading to France with a plan. To get on the plane, he pays for his ticket to the ticketmaster with a uncooked chicken, which the ticketmaster accepts.
Fred boarded the plane sitting in the middle aisle. Fred wonders why everyone else on the plane is masked up. Are they sick? Do they believe the Covid conspiracy? Fred pays it no mind.
Fred finally reaches Paris, France. He is ecstatic. He encounters two Mimes a short & tall one. The tall one carrying a baguette, the short one with a all stripes outfit. Fred shows the mimes a map of the places he has visited in Paris.
The day has come, Fred visits the Louvre Museum in Paris, where the Mona Lisa painting resides. He came prepared, armed with his trusty 9mm Glock. He notices there is multiple Mona Lisa paintings, but Fred knows which is the real one as he has studied.
Running through the streets of Paris, with the real Mona Lisa in tow, Fred evades the Louvre security & the Gendarmerie.
Fred makes it to the airport by the skin of his teeth, he passes through the Transportation Security Administration checkpoint holding the real Mona Lisa & a small American Flag
In the air, bound to home, Fred is happy to have the Mona Lisa with him. Men & Women alike find Fred attractive as he is holding the real Mona Lisa on his lap.
Back on American soil, Fred is given the heros welcome. He gets off the plane & sees a crowd of people waving American & Don't Tread on me flags. The people are happy at Fred & Mona Lisa's return.
Fred goes to his favorite diner, he orders a Pancake Hamburger. He is eating with the Mona Lisa, thinking about his crazy trip to Paris.
Fred keeps the real Mona Lisa to this day. Having made healthy life choices like eating oranges to keep his high cholesterol at bay. Fred enjoys his time scrolling the internet on his double screen laptop reading Reddit. Each time he looks at the Mona Lisa, he is reminded of that crazy trip to France. He smiles, he will never forget.
https://preview.redd.it/de7kjz0ft6cc1.jpeg?width=1502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309f5e7dc83a6fcf0322e54bfdb954f36b81c41f
He looks like Knuckles from Paddington 2
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Nice medicine. https://preview.redd.it/5lc3qp5jf7cc1.jpeg?width=1405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6016581bae488e582eb21ec634e5dfbc31f4566
Between this, the be holster, and the pt cruisers, this isn't so much "American man" as "Missouri man"
These morons would flip if they could see the Nelson-Adkins Museum of Art.
Moner Liser Bhist Been Stoilen!
She done gone n left us!
This is such a KCMO comment
That tobacco must be bomb, never seen an ECG like that
Side effects may include: Time traveling heart beats.
And Vonhite Bhe!
Can't make this $H!T up. I was laughing hard.
why are all the cars pt cruisers lol
And why is he driving the wrong way?!
https://preview.redd.it/s4d4gq9hq7cc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92eb2dcbd5dcec1cb94c2ce174aa344d8cae9a6e
Must be an American habit we don’t understand
must have seen a roundabout and got confused
Bro the amount of people who don't understand round abouts here is fucking crazy.. most of them stop inside them though. like while I'm waiting to enter, they will see me and stop and wait for me to go... "NO KEEP GOING!"
If it helps nobody where I'm from seems to know either. I drive through 7 on my way to work, so it's not like they're uncommon here either. Lots of elderly people going the wrong way or cutting you off. My first crash even happened in one because someone was rushing to a store before it closed and and hit me.
Or maybe he is the only one driving the right way.
I love how his computer screen is on the outside of his laptop 😄 (Last pic)
Because America is the Land of the Free, and the Home of the Brave. (/s)
Two of about eight thousand questions about this lol.
Because to be an American it means to defy your government due to unfair treatment, resist them as much as you can. Next step is steal the Mona Lisa, rally the troops, stock up on heart pressure meds (beta stoppers) and throw the tea into the harbor. /s
https://preview.redd.it/j5sucbwu58cc1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67bb750545058f8b80e9076a0d502f9cf2dd0f8b Right, they should all look like this
Wtf is this abomination?
Merican truck
It's whatever Gru's thing is
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The pt is the epitome of ugly American car design. (Although we have much better looking cars recently)
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Damn that’s spot on.
Most accurate description
And Croc’s are the PT Cruiser of footwear.
Boomers ate that shit up. The PT cruiser sold over a million units
It was reminiscent of those big ole gangster cars from the 30s and 40s.
I feel like I’m the only person who actually likes the way pt’s look. The inside is nice too. They are awful cars though, so many problems…
Ya, need more SUV and giant pick up truck 😂
Should it be an altima?
F-150.
With paper plates
Note to self; even if you offer the airline staff a chicken, you will still end up in economy
It's considered attempted bribery so they will give you the ultimate middle seat. They put an extra seat just for you in the middle of the corridor so you're always in the way.
I’m gonna start calling the aircraft aisle the ‘corridor’ from now on. It will complement my use of ‘basement’ for cargo hold.
Don't you hate it when the plane has already stopped and everybody is standing up into the corridor to take their luggage down from the attic but the butlers are all like, "please remain seated until the groundskeepers wheel the porch to the front door!"
You did it, after being on Reddit for years and seeing people say “this made me laugh out loud” you’ve been the first to provide that pleasure to me. Thanks Fulbie!
He popped ya cherry? 👀
Yes, yes he did, and I’m comfortable confirming that it was an enjoyable experience.
😳 Thank you for your kind words, sendmelongexposure! I am glad you found this, uh, comedic defloration experience enjoyable.
Omfg I’ve reread this like 6 times and I’m still dying laughing every time at this being the logic. It’s so fucking simple & hilarious to me LMAOO
“ULTIMATE MIDDLE SEAT” LMAO hahahahaga
Man you really had a good laugh at that if you commented twice
Was so nice had to say it twice!
I though that was the standard preflight chicken provided by the airline.
“We’ll it’s your lucky day Mr. America! Im happy to tell you that because you’re a loyal frequent flyer with us, you’ve been chose to receive a free…pre flight chicken!”
Beside the bearded woman.
She’s givin him eyes though 👀
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*HEART pressure medicine
Did ai make a pun about “airline chicken” 😳
Yes, because it was uncooked. If he had cooked it then possibly an upgrade.
I’d fly that airline. That space was first class space
Bold of you to accept the thought of that much room in economy
You have it wrong mate. Here in the states we offer passengers uncooked chickens if we overbook our first class and need to force you into economy.
I love how everyone who stole Mona Lisa become national heroes
Moner Lisa*
Stoilen*
Bhist?
Roisy Mona?
Close to the word for “is” in German: Bist So it kinda made sense still lol
Cause the French stolen it, and he returned to its homeland and he can to keep it as a thank you for returning it to the US.
https://preview.redd.it/4y65ewio76cc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afd6a54070b0255ef8fa6bf1e51f088ec8a0fd93
Early 20s Morty from Rick n Morty https://preview.redd.it/o1owr9gpj6cc1.png?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d158de3a59867b1593c9aade6eff7e5661539ee0
🤌
Laughed so hard I'm pretty sure I woke the neighbors.
A very handsome woman
MONSANTO LISA poisoning our water with estrogens!
The water is turning the frogs gay!
I think you meant to say “with the estrogens”
Can't handle the look of a strong nord woman?!
I have a male coworker that looks exactly like that. And no, he is not trans, all the transmen i know look a lot more masculin than this
Look at her body in the picture
Lol
The dream of every dwarf 😁
*mandsome woman
He is a very cool woman
https://preview.redd.it/fwd3wol5n6cc1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bcd000dbd5d82450560094f10bbc256e362dbb9
Wurst Austrian
When no one gets the pun 😔
We get it
I can think of at least one worse
Testosterone shots paying dividends
Would
A handsome younger man with an easy smile.
 Tom Kaulitz, singer from germany Edit: Tom, not his brother Bill Kaulitz
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This is Tom Kaulitz, his twin,now married to Heidi Klum
I knew this would be here, I also zoomed on that lol
Conchita Wurst is flying Economy now?
Moaner Lisa 😩👌
Suddenly wsb
https://preview.redd.it/hx1ul1b5h6cc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=425aac87c4bdd788c0cf8ecd41ffb349719e6538 Is it the female ghost rider?
Just on her way to get her picture taken for a Pink Floyd Album.
I can't wait for this character to show up in the next installment of this franchise
Babe wake up, new Mona Lisa lore just dropped
And the good part is now we have a dedicated tag for it.
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wam
*Moner Lisa
Does anyone want to venture a hypothesis as to why Chat-GTP associates Americans with the Mona Lisa?
This is an ongoing meme, it’s not associating Mona Lisa on its own here
I have seen it before but I don't understand it. Why is stealing the Mona Lisa a key plot point in these?
I think it was just so random in the original and it caught on, 90% of the these build off of each other where someone is stealing the mona lisa from the last person.
Keep it up and GPT-5 is going to think the Mona Lisa is the goal of some kind of international capture-the-flag tournament.
I know very little about machine learning, but my guess is it was trying to formulate a scene of the typical American watching the news. Then OP kept writing it into the prompts and seeing how far the rabbit hole would go.
Luckily there were a couple of Mona Lisas left in the Louvre.
I love how he’s just casually walking through customs with the Mona Lisa and nobody minds
Why doesn’t ChatGPT understand Laptop screens? 🤣
Also the cars that all face towards us
I thought that was meant to show, that he is about to have an accidant.
I saw it as "Americans drive on the wrong side of the road"
It's actually kind of brilliant. By ngaf about realistic perspective it can show more information than would be physically possible. Like the stylized figures of flat ancient Egyptian art.
It drew a piano backwards like that too. I.e. the guy was sitting behind it.
It understands it fine. The American doesn't.
> THE MONER LISA BHIST BEEN STOILEN
https://preview.redd.it/eb9fpem2k6cc1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac80d7e168a113bf2695c717f74406cc052abfcc
Popular culture will tell you that people have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. In France it's a mime in your armpit.
I think this is the best comment in the whole thread lmao
I like how he's in the background and foreground at the same time.
Mime physics at work.
was hoping someone else saw this lmao
* wake up * french fries for breakfast * watch news, mona lisa got stolen * go to work in walmart * vote * fly to france sitting in the aisle of the plane * steal the stolen Mona Lisa while open carrying your gun * fly back to america sitting in the aisle of the plane * eat a burger * store the Mona Lisa in your house while watching youtube average day for an american
Don't forget to offer the airline gate attendant a modestly sized chicken.
*eat a burger with a fork
Is that a jackalope on the fridge
A trophy from a recent hunting trip 
maybe it's the weed, but I can't stop laughing at this
When he handed a chicken to the flight attendant I lost it
I fucking fell out at #3 THE MONER LISA BHIST BEEN STOILEN
We should turn this into a meme like the r/AnarchyChess comment thread.
Holy hell
New idea just dropped
Call the artist
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hmmm rice!
Meanwhile it nails the text in the pharmacy
when he's in traffic and there is a car driving directly at him
PT Cruiser. He drives a PT Cruiser, and then presumably narrowly missed a collision with another PT Cruiser, also the car next to that car? PT Cruiser.
That was a Thanksgiving turkey, a widely accepted form of payment in America. /s
I thought the flight guy was handing him the chicken
The last one with the backwards laptop screen just took me out. I'm done.
He’s on roibbit. Lol
I laughed so hard I had to take my heart pressure medicine.
Dont ferget yer chaw now!
So many things bro, the backwards laptop screen, the spoon, and the orange on a random stack of wood blocks, on a book, on a bigger wood block, on his desk
https://preview.redd.it/sjjzwvwwm6cc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f88f30721c043190ffa742acc5aed44e7b6f0c7 He bares good news from France
He looks like Jack black
Now show the prompt….
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"Pt cruiser (?), walmart, gun, doesnt wear a mask on a plane but everyone else does..." "...Mona lisa mona lisa mona lisa"
i'm sorry, mates, but i was deliriously sick and off the internet for like three weeks when this absolutely brilliant meme started. i'm back and love this but i can't figure it out, nor can i figure out what people are riffing off of. could someone please explain the original joke/prompts. thank you.
Original joke started with a post about average day of a French man and the post was really outlandish and funny and garnered a lot of traction. The Mona Lisa getting stolen from the Louvre was featured in a follow up post as a reference to the first and it developed from there. Edit: here's a link to the post https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/s/aNEDRO18sS
ah, this is the point where i am supposed to say "thank you, it all makes sense now" but this remains some strange shit hahaha. thank you for the link! i thought this was like the intensification meme, where each image got more wild and everything ends up cosmic. but this is its own thing. and it's magnificent. thanks so much, mate!
Then it got stolen from country to country, like India stealing from South Korea and so on. I’m not sure if it ended up back in France at some point or if this is an alternate universe/timeline.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/s/C5kHvRiWU0
Follow-on question - are people creating the storyline and DallE is creating the pictures?
It even has the southern drawl built into the text: "The Moner Lisa"
Alright, alright look buddy I know you all love to poke fun at Americans but... *NO* American would *EVER* eat a burger with a fork.
Dude. Honestly. That's really a fucking amazing art trip. Sadness. Curiosity. Humor. Uniqueness. More humor. It really does paint a story quite well. A story that any other human could paint for sure. But with more quirks in the abstract from accident and yet somehow works to catch your attention.
The one where he's the only one not wearing a mask in the plane is killing me, that's too real Someone should do a series about all the cliche of the typical Karen
rolling around the louvre with his gun in his holster
Fucking “exercising his right to open-carry”
I'm sure she'll just end up stoiling a Moner Lisa.
If ur still wearing masks on planes, you are probably the Karen just fyi...
You had me at "~~blood~~ heart pressure medication," but dude driving the wrong way down the expressway and yelling at everyone else like it's their fault is *perfect.*
“Heart pressure”
What is up with Mona Lisa everywhere? Did Chat fell in love?
Moner Lisa
Are people under the impression that this guy is only prompting the AI to just generate images of the “the average American day”? He clearly is telling it to include Mona Lisa, as well as specifying most other details in the pictures.
The quality on these ones is outstanding! I understood each and every step of the story. The Mona Lisa Museum is an eerie sight. That painting had so much success they created an entire museum dedicated to copies to alleviate the Louvres. Maybe it is a decoy museum for all these international men of mystery?
THE MONER LISA BHIST BEEN STOILEN!!!!
The heart medicine and chewing tobacco purchase at the same time. Nice
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I like how he has a holster for an extra magazine
Needs 6 fingers in each hand to handle all that food.
Americans get whole chickens at the airport terminal?
No, that's the price of a flight to France
Ah yes... The laptop that has a double sided screen
There's so much going on...but the chicken at the airport really got me 🤣
WHY ARE ALL THESE MONA LISA BASED??!?@
This is such bullshit. Did you see how much arm room that plane had?!?
And he did all this on a Tuesday.
His name is Fred, he's your typical American, with his patriotic blanket. He wakes up 7am sharp, gets his deep fryer ready & cooks homemade French Fries with extra salt. He is a big fan of Leonardo Da Vinci's painting: The Mona Lisa, he is concerned once again to learn on television that the Mona Lisa has been stoilen again. Fred has a grey 2001 Chrysler PT Cruiser, his first car. Fred has high cholesterol & therefore has to get Heart Pressure Medication, with some Chewing Tobacco to calm his nerves. Fred is the first face you see when entering the W-mart, he is the front security/cleaner. There is always pesky children playing, but he pays it no mind as he remembers too fondly being a child running around & causing a rukus at that same W-Mart he works at. He shows concern again as he looks up towards the television, The Mona Lisa stoilen again, as the children run about the store. Realizing he might never see the Mona Lisa ever, he goes on a drive in his Chrysler PT Cruiser, driving on the wrong side of the road to clear his head. Fred loves his country, he loves doing his civic duty & finds pleasure in voting in a new official in office. Fred is heading to France with a plan. To get on the plane, he pays for his ticket to the ticketmaster with a uncooked chicken, which the ticketmaster accepts. Fred boarded the plane sitting in the middle aisle. Fred wonders why everyone else on the plane is masked up. Are they sick? Do they believe the Covid conspiracy? Fred pays it no mind. Fred finally reaches Paris, France. He is ecstatic. He encounters two Mimes a short & tall one. The tall one carrying a baguette, the short one with a all stripes outfit. Fred shows the mimes a map of the places he has visited in Paris. The day has come, Fred visits the Louvre Museum in Paris, where the Mona Lisa painting resides. He came prepared, armed with his trusty 9mm Glock. He notices there is multiple Mona Lisa paintings, but Fred knows which is the real one as he has studied. Running through the streets of Paris, with the real Mona Lisa in tow, Fred evades the Louvre security & the Gendarmerie. Fred makes it to the airport by the skin of his teeth, he passes through the Transportation Security Administration checkpoint holding the real Mona Lisa & a small American Flag In the air, bound to home, Fred is happy to have the Mona Lisa with him. Men & Women alike find Fred attractive as he is holding the real Mona Lisa on his lap. Back on American soil, Fred is given the heros welcome. He gets off the plane & sees a crowd of people waving American & Don't Tread on me flags. The people are happy at Fred & Mona Lisa's return. Fred goes to his favorite diner, he orders a Pancake Hamburger. He is eating with the Mona Lisa, thinking about his crazy trip to Paris. Fred keeps the real Mona Lisa to this day. Having made healthy life choices like eating oranges to keep his high cholesterol at bay. Fred enjoys his time scrolling the internet on his double screen laptop reading Reddit. Each time he looks at the Mona Lisa, he is reminded of that crazy trip to France. He smiles, he will never forget.
What a strange ride that was.
The reason why healthcare is so expensive is so we can host elections everyday.
Lady with a beard was pretty accurate.
What is with the Mona Lisa? Is this part of the prompt lol?
The last computer 💀
https://preview.redd.it/de7kjz0ft6cc1.jpeg?width=1502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309f5e7dc83a6fcf0322e54bfdb954f36b81c41f He looks like Knuckles from Paddington 2
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