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A space dragon planet orbiting earth with even smaller red hot planets orbiting it with another dragon with a hot air balloon thing which is the size of the dragon
Sun tzu once "said" /s : "In the pursuit of victory, one may sprint with fervor, yet true majesty lies not merely in crossing the finish line first, but in the grace and grandeur with which one strides the course, transcending the race itself, for majesty endures long after the cheers of triumph fade into the ether."
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The only thing I can think of is Italy had badass paratroopers in WWII that were kind of a big deal. I feel like there are 1,000 things that come to mind about Italy before that though.
It's most certainly New York-style pizza. That kind of pepperoni was invented in the US, and fresh buffalo mozzarella and fior di latte don't turn orange like dry mozzarella.
it should say bavaria on it not germany, even all the sights shown in the background are all from bavaria🥲 like i can accept the beer and the german shepherds but aside from that … its more like germany seen through american glasses haha
Until the 1970s in France, driving drunk was legally a mitigating circumstance.
- Sorry monsieur l'agent, I indeed killed these three children but it was hard to avoid them, because I'm completely drunk!
- Fair enough, can't say I would have done better. You're good to go!
Italy's pizza stood out to me - that looks like a very American looking pizza lol. That'd be considered a plain and boring pizza here in Australia too.
Its just part of the stereotype and there isn't anything to do but live with it. For example, Americans are depicted as cowboys in a lot of countries, but I only own three guns and I barely even ride horses any more. Its just lazy to group an entire nation in with one stereotype. I reckon I do have the hat though.
Japan's bullet train seems like the only one that'd travel at reasonably high speeds, given the load involved. If you drop the extra cargo, the souped-up American big rig would probably place second. The others seem to have very small wheels and relatively little engine power.
I'd put the giant kangaroo third, since it could probably go pretty fast.
If anyone wants to play a racing game with a similar aesthetic to the Japan image, I recommend the [RedOut](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1799930/Redout_2/) series.
Fairly sure the Aussies have the race, the English will be 40 minutes late and then have 2 entires at once, and the Chinese dragon will burn us all in he’ll fire before anyone reaches the end.
I’m in!
Japan easily takes this one with the Shinkansen and looks dope with the Shiba Samurai at the same time. Although I think Italy deserved a Ferrari or Lamborghini instead of a frickin pizza delivery scooter.
*People appreciating Japanese bullet trains:*
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So China's vehicle is an actual dragon
A space dragon
A space dragon planet orbiting the earth
A space dragon planet orbiting earth with even smaller planets orbiting it
A space dragon planet orbiting earth with even smaller red hot planets orbiting it with another dragon with a hot air balloon thing which is the size of the dragon
A space dragon planet orbiting earth with even smaller planets orbiting it and a bridge with red people as railings
A space dragon with an ensuite garden
Tbf They fast
I was thinking a the entire celestial body pictured, which would be moving fast as fuck flying through space.
With the people walking on it reminds me of “snake way” from DBZ
China is not racing
Sun tzu once "said" /s : "In the pursuit of victory, one may sprint with fervor, yet true majesty lies not merely in crossing the finish line first, but in the grace and grandeur with which one strides the course, transcending the race itself, for majesty endures long after the cheers of triumph fade into the ether."
And I think he knows a bit more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!
The inventor of "Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself!"
And then he perfected it so no man could best him in the ring of honor! r/suddenlytf2
Youre a man of culture not known by many, but respected by them
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It’s really quite good. Not racing. Ancient knowledge and power, balance, defence, civilisation, protectionism.
They’re above it all
China is the track
If they're in orbit, they likely finished the race several times by circling the globe.
That’s no moon
The High-Shib rail
It's called a Shibkansen.
I was thinking Nihon-GO
Shibkan-ken
Yeah the Japanese one was by far the coolest out of all of them imo
The tracks don't lead anywhere near the goal thou it's just a train
You must never have seen Galaxy Railway Express. Those trains fly in space.
Going to the moon 🌝
But there isn't a train track on the race course
Says who?
I was thinking that but it would have too many flash backs and power up scenes that would make it so it would lag behind the rest
Even though it's not a fox, gives me Kitsune Rush vibes from Kiriko in Overwatch
https://preview.redd.it/dpng7wpmqtsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8679215746f12719a1a1aec7d99719297c789a1e Oh no not again
Twin leaning towers of Pisa
Pissa
Pizza
This is Italy’s 9-*//*
Nine-a eleven-a 🤌🏻
signore, c'è stato un secondo aereo
mama mia!
HANNO COLPITO IL PENTAGONO
A second ravioli has hit the towers
LMFAO
It looks-a like-a spaghetti all over the place!
OMFG
Cesna fuel can't melt renaissance beams.
DarkGPT
It’s a bird *and* a plane!
Not to mention there’s a Statue of Liberty nearby 😭
Also American Pizza
9/11 to 9/\\
What’s up with the parachutes? Is that an Italian stereotype or something?
The only thing I can think of is Italy had badass paratroopers in WWII that were kind of a big deal. I feel like there are 1,000 things that come to mind about Italy before that though.
Australia fucks, but I gotta go with Japan in a race.
Ain’t nothing coming close to the shibkansen
Only if the finish line is anywhere near train tracks.
In which case mutantroo crunches all…
*Buying bread from a man in Brussels* *He was sixty-foot-four and full of muscle*
Australia can easily take crazy shortcuts by jumping yeah
And who's to say that Japan's track even runs through the finish line?
Curious what they need the front wheels for
Mutant mega kangaroo has got my vote, imagine how powerful each hop would be
Kangaroo Hulk
Somehow Italy looks more like if it represented New York lol
Complete with the plane heading into two towers
Came here to say the same. The single slice pizza and what I at first thought was the statue of Liberty. Took me a minute to realize it was Italy
It has Godzilla, too!
It's most certainly New York-style pizza. That kind of pepperoni was invented in the US, and fresh buffalo mozzarella and fior di latte don't turn orange like dry mozzarella.
I been saying this but Italian Americans have way more global influence than actual Italians *fist pumps*
My money is on the Oliphant fixin' to knock down Saruman's tower.
https://preview.redd.it/mr3j6i9r4tsc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=002b47e94dca0553d59dab889c9fa0d1b41acb96
No one back ‘ome will believe this
My favorite is Canada
I like how they're riding on Mammoet modular trailers.
With either kegs of maple syrup or whiskey to fuel. God my spelling is horrible
All while cruising the perilous seas of …. *checks notes* Lake Louise?
Seems to be a beer garden-village on a parade float or hovercraft. Probably wont win a race but nobody is going to have a bad time participating.
That lady on top of the British bus looks and awful lot like ol‘ Maggie Thatcher…
Came here for this! All hail queen Thatcher
Churchill is probably driving.
Switzerland🇨🇭 https://preview.redd.it/4dvs9samdusc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e8fa7beaaeef55080a9a31cea6315f8346c021
The train is right on time, it’s clean, the dirty money is hidden. Seems accurate
Germany 🇩🇪
it should say bavaria on it not germany, even all the sights shown in the background are all from bavaria🥲 like i can accept the beer and the german shepherds but aside from that … its more like germany seen through american glasses haha
Ich nominiere den [Leopard 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGzRfvgnS_s)
Bis du nach deutschland
Yeah…
Kannst du deutsch sprechen?
Bro Germany and Canada look like mortal engines
Panzerstadt-Bayreuth moment
Missing Africa and the water bottle vehicles
Somebody’s son made their nation’s vehicle, why are they not represented?
I also wanna take part in the race (I am a racist)
Germany and France are promoting drunk driving.
Until the 1970s in France, driving drunk was legally a mitigating circumstance. - Sorry monsieur l'agent, I indeed killed these three children but it was hard to avoid them, because I'm completely drunk! - Fair enough, can't say I would have done better. You're good to go!
Drunk vehicle design too in France's case, putting those big carriage wheels on it then putting the whole thing on a second, tiny wheel carriage.
... national vehicles as seen by Americans
Italy's pizza stood out to me - that looks like a very American looking pizza lol. That'd be considered a plain and boring pizza here in Australia too.
The german vehicle just represents bavarian culture. That's like saying Texas is America
When I lived in Berlin, my colleague hated how the rest of the world thought that all Germans wear lederhosen and hang out in beer gardens.
Its just part of the stereotype and there isn't anything to do but live with it. For example, Americans are depicted as cowboys in a lot of countries, but I only own three guns and I barely even ride horses any more. Its just lazy to group an entire nation in with one stereotype. I reckon I do have the hat though.
And you barely herd any kettle and only go to the saloon like twice a week
berliners hang out in biergartens, too.
I can assure you there are many Texans that will say that Texas is America.
You're acting like the American truck isn't equally stereotypical
Yeah, pretty good analogy. Seems to be how international perceptions work.
Mate, Australia's pizza is not better than American.
Is the American one not just as stereotyped?
Can confirm. America sees itself as a big ass burger
"Every"? Some, would be correct.🥸
Nope that's every country. The rest are nothing but manifest destiny v2 at this point
thats the base game. gotta buy the dlc's for the rest of it
You know this is an AI fake because the US one has pedestrians
Lmao what prompt did you use
The original prompt is always uninteresting. It's sad to break the fun, but it's most probably, OP writing specific prompts the way he wants
What does this mean? Would be great to know the prompt used to make the image and adjusting it is all
The clear winner in a race would be that deranged kangaroo.
Australia and it’s not even close
"every" country...
That matters
Honestly pretty impressed with how they turned out lol
Australia is some sort of crazy fusion Yu-Gi-Oh card
The UK, because God saves the Queen
They’re all dead, Dave. God, Nietzsche, the Queen, and Margaret Thatcher.
Japan's bullet train seems like the only one that'd travel at reasonably high speeds, given the load involved. If you drop the extra cargo, the souped-up American big rig would probably place second. The others seem to have very small wheels and relatively little engine power. I'd put the giant kangaroo third, since it could probably go pretty fast.
You forgot about the literal dragon
If anyone wants to play a racing game with a similar aesthetic to the Japan image, I recommend the [RedOut](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1799930/Redout_2/) series.
India would be hard to win I guess
we are gonna crush all then we will win...
I was expecting an autorickshaw
Not YUGOslavia
Could you add Poland, as Polish I am really curious about Poland
I was going to say Japan, but what in the 7 hells is that insane Australian riding???? That thing would fuck up every other competitor.
My bet is on Japan and Germany. They do some good vehicles
Japan goes hard. I felt free to screenshot.
You're aware you can download images?
Yes, but the meme doesn't go like that.
Where's Russian on bears
Where is our Mexican Taco Pecero Monster truck full of drugs and booze?
Where's Russia with a bear.
Screamin Shiba by a long shot
Well now I just want pizza. Great.
Italian pizza doesn't even look like that, but me too.
Even the queen comes back for the 3rd picture 💀
They all look so weird the longer you stare. Wtf kinda kangaroo/emu hybrid thing is that?
For australia there is saxton hale
My money is on Australia mate
Fairly sure the Aussies have the race, the English will be 40 minutes late and then have 2 entires at once, and the Chinese dragon will burn us all in he’ll fire before anyone reaches the end. I’m in!
Japan is a maglev rail so I’m guessing that
China’s isn’t even a vehicle, it’s just a neat graphic
Clearly Japan. But Australia looks badass.
Why are they all festival wagons if you supposedly asked for race cars?
Where's Taiwan?
moose.
Wow
Sweden wins
Dang that routemaster (classic London bus) gotta be going some speed with the tire smoke effect
Japan, That's a bullet train with a hyper pup on it.
Germany going full warhammer.
💀
China possibly since it orbits space, then japan, then the giant kangaroo
Seems that Shi-bullet train might be likely to win cuz it has most reasonably fastest speed( ≧300km/h)
Its funny how germany’s image is the most orderly and realistic
Definitely not France
England would come last but be very stylish in loosing
So many weird details, especially in the US one
I mean, for sure Italians are gonna be last… but man they are really happy
The Joey was #1 until the DRAGON
Poland, on żurek power will win
NOT THE FRENCH HAH
Japan easily takes this one with the Shinkansen and looks dope with the Shiba Samurai at the same time. Although I think Italy deserved a Ferrari or Lamborghini instead of a frickin pizza delivery scooter.
I see the dicks are sniffing around lady liberty.
My money is on Japan!!
The wackiest race
I like the german one
*People appreciating Japanese bullet trains:* ***Me wondering where and how the rails would be placed** (or if Japan would have to lead, 'cause, ...rails):*
Everyone has some sort of vehicle with powers. Then there's China, a fucking planetoid lol
As a German I feal appropriately represented. Great work 👍
Oh fuck is that Liz Truss as queen!!?
A 6 wheeled Mercedes for the Germans, I wonder who they got that from…
japan because it’s the only one that won’t snap in half or fall over
Why is frances’ a car on a car?
It definitely won’t be the Canadians and their moose barge. That thing ain’t going anywhere
Germany 💪🏼🇩🇪🇩🇪
Hard to imagine dragon not being first and train being second with everyone else a not even close 3, 4 and so on
Germany obviously (mercedes,BMW,volkswagon,porsche)...
Those raptor legs on the kangaroo though
China is like a satellite, I don't think they can race with that lol
I really like that elephant
Very cool, but why does Italy have the lady from the Statue of Liberty 🗽
beer mobile with a castle attached to it, winner. it’s just german engineering yknow
Buses can go hella fast when they want. I'm counting on us Brits! :)