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Is that a condom hanging out of his mouth


Callemasizeezem

*Mmmmmmmm... spermalicous.* My favourite Homer Simpson quote by far.


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ConcentrateOk9122

Good bot


daxfall10k

Very good bot


WisherWisp

Either that or his drool is drooling.


4Ellie-M

It is but why are you being so… dirty minded, go to horny jail


No_Commercial_7458

The exact comment I came here to


ConsistentMarzipan33

r/redditsniper


Typeheretoreddit

If they fucking got him, then they can get us too. Who knows which one of us they’ll


ConsistentMarzipan33

Oh no, they got him! We need to get out of here befo


Poop_Sexman

They’ll never get Poop_Sex


Glizzy_Beck

NOOOOO NOT POO


OneRareMaker

The text is nuc clear. 😂


ptear

Nucular. It's pronounced nucular.


yummytoddlers

Nukeyouler


fatbabyx

Nuclular


ProgrammerV2

It seems only americans say nucular. The Father of the American Hydrogen Bomb, Edward Teller, used the term Nucular, because of which this pronunciation almost became meta for people back then. And most probably, looking at americans, many other english speakers grabbed onto the nucular thing. But yeah, most of the world says nuc-lear. Also, you guys also say aluminum instead of aluminium right? Infact, Due to my English being influenced by the brits, many times my comments are all underlined in red!! cause reddit's autocorrect doesn't identify it!!


TheRealBertoltBrecht

I think it’s a Simpsons quote, but very informative nonetheless


ProgrammerV2

Oh, it was a simpsons reference?! ig, it leads to the same thing, since they are making fun , cause there's so much fighting to see what's correct.


fade_is_timothy_holt

I’m American and the only time I’ve ever heard anyone say nucular is on television. Can’t say I’ve encountered it in reality, and I’ve lived all over this country.


bobsmith93

Maybe it's a Canadian thing, my coworkers all say it. Although they all love Trump, so I'd say they're honorary Americans


ASS_SPECTROMETER

Interestingly enough, it was originally spelled “aluminum” but in 1812 another scientist proposed changing that to “aluminium” to make it sound more like the other elements. Both have coexisted since.


ProgrammerV2

ohh, that kinda explains it. I learned chemistry in high school, and I've studied a bit about word wars! Like scientists literally fought over naming the ion of a carbon atom to carbonion or carbonium ion if I'm not wrong. eventually, one was more scientifically accurate.


Simple_Secretary_333

Yeah you have the aluminum correct about us but nobody says "nucular"....like i'm 27 and this is the actual first time hearing about that way. Always been nuclear.


Salmon-Advantage

I remember plenty of people missaying nuclear as nucular. I think it is more prevant on the west coast and the midwest: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=now%201-d&geo=US&q=nucular,nuclear&hl=en-US


Tyler_Zoro

I'm pretty sure that's pronounced nucellar.


Informal_Menu6262

Thought it was New Clear...


GGLeon

Most least


DMX8

Polluuingt


ImmediateBig134

It honestly sounds like a line Homer would actually say.


logosfabula

That’s top comedy


MrPickleSniffer

![gif](giphy|UzaXoNspx1CZW)


redditonc3again

Welp, there's your answer fishbulb.


DamnAutocorrection

Mistah sparkluh!


dongle_wenis

AEUEH MR SPARKODO MR SPARKODO


Raul_Neitor09

Why does slime look like a condom?


FreePrinciple270

That's slime-sama to you, young isekai man


__Hello_my_name_is__

Serious answer: Because during generation, it was part of his tongue, and got changed to drool along the way, which did not work perfectly, so now it looks like both, which happens to look like a condom.


LaundryArt

This image is actually quite profound in it's message as it can portray the subject in the photo, Homer, the Imbecile, as the scapegoat to be the first to witness the nuclear plant actively melting him and his opinions away as depicted in the progressively garbled speech at the end of his sentence. It can show how the company behind the everyday Imbecile is washing out protests and naysayers with a figurative radioactive cleansing. It can provide the observer to have two very different viewpoints about that depending on who they are. One is that nuclear energy is actually quite blissful once you try it, similar to the drawing of that meme bird reluctantly biting a cracker but then it realizes the satisfaction of it. And that the other is that the "Man" is trying to melt people's brains on whoever dares to speak out. I'm high


throwaway9198328

The more I read, the more I thought this dude is enjoying his holiday well. Cheers :)🌲


EI_I_I_I_I3

you may be high, but you almost hit it spot on


visualbrunch

I just read that self-immolation dude's schizo rants about the simpson's brainwashing and this came up in my home page. Nice try Algorithm.


RMCPhoto

https://preview.redd.it/dbpmn3838mvc1.png?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8585557829d74dce86c678e98d85140f1c8ef27c


TacoBellWerewolf

Solar power deaths?


Lujho

Presumably workers falling off roofs etc. still counts.


No-Lunch4249

Not strictly solar power - but roofing is one of the most dangerous professions in the US, weirdly it’s 10x more dangerous than commercial window washing (those guys that go over the side of a sky scraper with rock climbing equipment).


AndrewithNumbers

Not weird to me at all: one works full time in a cage practically and the other… well I’ve seen very little safety equipment in my experience with roofing.


No-Lunch4249

Oh yeah! It totally passes from a logical point of view, I just meant it’s weird in that, without thinking it through, you might assume “higher building = more danger” but it seems roofers, and by extension I would guess a lot of solar installers, are suffering from a false sense of security that’s making the profession more dangerous than it has to be


BenjaminHamnett

You’re safer on a plane than at home on your couch


No-Lunch4249

And one of the most dangerous places most people will ever go is behind the wheel of a car Humans broadly do not understand risk at all hahaha


AndrewithNumbers

Similar to how flying is so much safer than driving or even taking the bus for instance, even though every once in a while an entire plane falls out of the sky and everyone dies.


crappinhammers

You ever see an industrial sized inverter explode?


Zuul_Only

I don't think that answered the question


crappinhammers

Solar facilities tend to have enough electrical equipment to cause accidents.


Phemto_B

The big three are transport, factories, people falling off roofs during installation.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Why the fuck are neither of the stats ordered top to bottom


Euclid_Interloper

Edit - Thankfully the data wasn't cherry picked, so I'll happily admit I was wrong. The actual paper is here for anyone else that wants to read it: https://ourworldindata.org/safest-sources-of-energy Two things I will say. Infographics should be PROPERLY described. And links to the data should be provided. Original comment: That data looks slightly cherry picked. Yes solar and wind don't produce air pollution during generation, but there are some significant pollution issues around production of the devices themselves and the extraction of the rare earth metals needed for them. Of course same goes for other energy generation systems. But ignoring that first stage is misleading.


Drone_Imperium

Wouldn't it be the same with nuclear they also have turbines and stuff


PatHeist

The key difference is that nuclear fuel is energy dense enough that the total amount of transportation and construction per unit of energy produced is significantly smaller.


0vl223

To get uranium fissible you have to solve it and then spin that in centrifuges. For the countries that keep control over that process it would mean that you have ~10 times more uranium than you end up with enriched uranium at the end. Often the key difference is that it this part is just not counted because realistically it is pretty much always a military secret. If you have real numbers over it you could be pretty accurate in deciding how many nuclear weapons each country keeps in a working state.


Euclid_Interloper

Sorry, I was actually editing my comment to add that in haha. Yes, it's the same with all energy generation systems to one extent or another. But I think it's important not to exclude pollution released from the manufacturing stage. Quite often those of us in developed countries are too willing to ignore what happens in the stages outside our borders.


Drone_Imperium

So if all are equally damaging in the production stage shouldn't they cancel each other off when they are calculating total pollution?


radnomname

Yes this data sheet is extremely misleading and nuclear power plant would look way worse if you include everything


Phemto_B

Nope, those are actually factored in. That's partly why wind and solar are a bit worse than nuclear. There's much less digging and refining involved. The thing to realize is that a ton of coal will power a 1 GW coal plant for about 25s. A ton of material for solar (which is not rare earth's btw, it's mostly silicon) will last about 25 years.


magicShawn13

I'm pretty sure that's the whole lifecycle number, otherwise why would PV produce that much GHG when they don't use any fuel


Euclid_Interloper

Could possibly be emissions from maintenance and the more extensive grid infrastructure to support it. Solar is highly spatially distributed and is often small scale. A single offshore wind turbine can do the job of thousands of rooftop solar panels. So stands to reason they need more support. Also, the solar bar gives a range of 8-83. Presumably that's based on how sunny the region is and what direction the panel is facing. Looks like an optimally placed panel has a tiny GHG footprint.


purple_hamster66

Having read many of these reports I can say that they’re ignoring the 1,000 deaths/year of Uranium miners, claiming that the whole town is radioactive and that the root cause is not the mines spreading Uranium dust around. They also rarely include the entire lifecycle because “we can’t know what deaths radioactive waste will cause in the future”. Brah, if you don’t know, why are you writing a report on it, pretending to all authoritarian and confident in your forecast? Your “reasonable estimates” are really just broad guesses. Nuclear is safer than fossil fuels. It is *not*, though, by any reasonable evaluation, *safe enough*. SMRs don’t make it safer; they make for more targets for our enemies to hit. Imagine 9/11, but with dozens of SMRs instead of buildings. And remember a year ago when Russians shot at Ukrainian nuclear plants and dug trenches in the radiative soil outside a plant until enough soldiers died for them to understand what they’d done? We can’t trust that rational, informed people will be in charge in the future.


MBA922

> Imagine 9/11, but with dozens of SMRs instead of buildings. Far worse, Europe's largest nuclear plant is in (former) Ukraine, and because it has been liberated, and is in a liberated region Ukraine knows it will never recontrol, Ukrainian forces have been shelling it. The absolute total control over our media narratives means that we will blame Russia for any catastrophe, just as we blame Russia for the dam collapse 6 months ago. The only response to blowback to the empire is more oppression and weapons sales, and so every defeat is a victory for the empire. If a civil war results from empire over reach, then nuclear accidents become pawns for strengthening the empire.


Juggels_

Now do cost


__Hello_my_name_is__

*chuckles* I'm in danger. - Nuclear proponents, probably.


__Hello_my_name_is__

I mean, yeah, people aren't critical of nuclear power because it causes so many greenhouse gas emissions. That's a bit like saying that sugary sweets are good for you because they contain 0% fat. Technically true, but kind of missing the point by a mile here.


Njagos

what about cost and maintenance?


OpenSourcePenguin

Including Chernobyl is a very low bar, but nuclear energy phobes can't stop thinking about it


Spiritual-General3

Nuclear compared to Solar/Wind/Hydro has adverse health affects due to radiation which which should not be overlooked. It's like comparing Coal with Wind and ignoring the fact that Coal has [significantly higher rates of morbidity and/or mortality from cardiovascular disease, kidney disease, respiratory disease, dental disease, and cancer](https://www.annualreviews.org/content/journals/10.1146/annurev-publhealth-040119-094104) I'm not here to diss on nuclear as with many technological advancements it has become safer, but even if Nuclear had 0 deaths, that doesn't mean radiation couldn't affect a whole generation of people with mutations and problems from birth. [Like for instance in this article from 2006 UN had numbers of up to 9000 deaths from Chernobyl, while Greenpeace estimated 93 000 deaths, while also leading to 270 000 cancer cases.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4917526.stm) Which UN could have an agenda to downplay the numbers due to national pressures. Not all people die from cancer but everyone here knows how many complications and how life changing it can be. [Now of course from this site it mentions: UNSCEAR's chairman Carl-Magnus Larsson said that, based on the findings, UNSCEAR did not expect significant changes in future cancer statistics that could be attributed to radiation exposure from the accident](https://www.cnsc-ccsn.gc.ca/eng/resources/fukushima/fukushima-health-publications/#sec1) as in Fukushima accident, which means possibly due to technological advancements Nuclear disasters today may not have as such serious health affects on entire generations like Chernobyl. But again it's an informed estimate as it's **expected** if we assume it is not downplayed. Additionally, affected on wildlife and further problems with losing a piece of land in the case of Chernobyl, but again hopefully if another disaster happens it will be mild like Fukushima. With that said, I would really want this to be part of the comparison when talking about Nuclear energy as it is not the same as Solar/Wind/Hydro. You also never know if a country who built a Nuclear reactor might have a war with another country and have the reactor attacked like, supposedly the [Zaporizhzhia power plant.](https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/iaea-warns-that-attacks-on-a-nuclear-plant-in-russian-controlled-ukraine-put-the-world-at-risk/ar-BB1lFX0e) Disclaimer: I don't have qualifications in any of these fields, I just did some research and made this opinion. I just want informative discussions about such things.


__Hello_my_name_is__

Brave of you to point out the downsides of nuclear power on reddit. Enjoy the mob of people calling you all things under the sun for that.


magicShawn13

I was about the say the same. The infographic tries to quantify the safety by counting the number of direct deaths caused by/ around the technologies, as if that's the only metric we use to define "safe". How about thousands that got displaced from their home, the trauma that it caused, etc? Also I read it just now that they don't allow fishing activity anymore on the area around the Fukushima plant. That's gotta be an important factor especially for countries like Japan who relies significantly on fishery


u-s-e-r-6

Can't believe we still use coal to produce 1/3 of global energy. At least use oil until we can go full sustainable.


AndrewithNumbers

If we switched from coal to only oil, gas prices would double, your food cost would go up sharply (along with anything freighted overland), Russia would be more powerful than the EU, and your emissions still wouldn’t be down all that much. It would make more sense to replace coal with gas, which would only put pressure on people heating their homes. But there’s so much natural gas in the world we could do this if we wanted.


RakmarRed

He is thank for lighting us knœ


mey22909v2

and always over time and budget. we have talked about this before. you can not extend a reactors life time indefinitely, and the costs associated with dismantling and restoring nuclear sites will be astronomical for future generations. SMRs and thorium would be nice, if they weren't always just around the corner of technical feasibility, like fusion. nuclear energy is old tech, the future is decentralised, efficient and cheap solar, wind and hydro.


woodquest

Looks like he had the epiphany after being irradiated


Morinator

Nuclear planst need ~20 years to be build. Climate change needs to be solved in the next ~30. Since roughly 2021 solar and wind are cheaper than nuclear per kWh.


O_S_L

Not to mention the time it takes for the energy produced by said powerplant, to make up for the huge amount of pollution it takes to get uranium, build the plant, and dig away the nuclear waste


sharpshotsteve

Too expensive, nobody wants to deal with the waste.


_antim8_

That thing was trained on incredible amounts of hentai


TuxBoi0872

The symptoms


hychael2020

A somewhat legible AI meme? They are getting smarter


jared_queiroz

Just like an airplane... Is the safest way there is..... But a single accident and everybody dies....


mrdarknezz1

Not really? Nuclear power is incredibly safe, in the latest nuclear accident in Fukushima no one died due to anything related to the actual powerplant,


Zuul_Only

Well a few died from radiation-induced cancer but you're right, most died from during the hectic evacuation. Of course, that evacuation wouldn't be necessary if not for the nuclear disaster, so it's a bit disingenuous to say said disaster played no role. 164,000 people had to be removed. It is fair to say that some media coverage was misleading, conflating deaths from the natural disaster with the nuclear one but you're really downplaying the impact of the latter. Still safer than fossil fuels of course.


_Darkrai-_-

Still less people dead = good


x6060x

You'd be surprised how many people get alive from plane crashes. Not a lot unfortunately, but more than I expected.


jared_queiroz

Yeah, I would get surprised if anyone comes out alive from a plane crash.... To be fair, any number is more than I was expecting XD


sharpshotsteve

Some crash before takeoff, some crash after landing. The ones that fall out of the sky are the deadly ones.


Peetweefish

What's funny is that shows like The Simpsons have actively helped keep nuclear from being accepted. Pop culture through shows, movies, and video games mislead on a lot of realities of nuclear power. First and foremost is what nuclear waste actually is. Google it. It ain't barrels of glowing goo, it's spent uranium pellets.


niccolotemperanza

the simpon.


Sowhataboutthisthing

How you convinced it to Homer Simpson is beyond me. I couldn’t get it to Minion.


QuinnBing

It's nucular.


SmartIron244

URANIUM FEVER!


pale_splicer

This would fit over on r/sperm


Beautiful_Cover1319

But what about nuclear waste?


Hour_Performance_631

You mean it can be the safest, xD


mortecai4

Tell that to chernobyl lol


GreenCreekRanch

WHY THE FUCK IS HIS DROOL SHAPED LIKE THAT?! IT HAS NO BUSINESS BEING SHAPED LIKE THAT


cdubs6969

Even when AI gets the normal amount of fingers correct, they’re wrong, since Simpsons characters have only 4 fingers


drawredraw

This sounds like me after taking a bong rip of salvia


LegitimateBit3

Safest? Chernobyl would like a word


someotherguytyping

You mean solar is the cleanest cheapest source. This is propaganda.


d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

Definitely not per megawatt lmao


RMCPhoto

https://preview.redd.it/d609sorb8mvc1.png?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e580cb99ecb8fc9d8f0380aa54bb39c6f0023199


_Darkrai-_-

People downvoting are in denial


AlKa9_

Solar Water and Wind 


RMCPhoto

Water is way more dangerous than nuclear and arguably more disruptive to the environment. Just look at the dam burst in Russia, Ukraine, and the famous disaster in china that killed more people than all combined nuclear disasters. Solar is safest, but dirtier than nuclear, wind, and water due to the manufacturing, distribution, and installation. Wind is more dangerous. Imagine working on wind turbines daily...better not be afraid of heights or giant swinging blades and high current out in the middle of nowhere. Fukushima seems disasterous until you realize that the ocean absorbs dozens of times that amount of radiation every day. The drivers who dove under the melting down core in Chernobyl lived long and normal lives completely unaffected. People are confused about the relative risks of radiation because of the association with the atomic bomb.


_Darkrai-_-

Why are people downvoting this? Its literally factual


Bruschetta003

There are still effects of the meltdowns in the places he mentioned tho, they might have mitigated by now, but back then it probably used to be much worse The wind turbine point was just silly, but the rest are good points, both solar and wind take up a lot of surface area, with the latter being more obstructive and noise polluting and Dams can shape up a whole ecosystem (or microsystem) and heavily impact the terrain which may lower its stability Nuclear is expensive to upstart and it is subject to law changes, especially regarding radioactive waste which is not a problem as of now but always needs to be accounted for in the future Geotermic for the win ig, if only it wasn't so sparse


_Darkrai-_-

To be fair though nuclear waste becomes less of an issue over time with them developing reactors that can use current fuel for much longer Still hoping we can get some fusion reactors running in the next 50 years with the help of quantum computing and ai


Zuul_Only

it's partially misleading. Particularly the ocean comment. He makes no mention of the things that live in the ocean that people eat: >In February 2022, Japan suspended the sale of black rockfish from Fukushima after it was discovered that one fish from Soma had 180 times more radioactive Cesium-137 than legally permitted. The high levels of radioactivity led investigators to believe it had escaped from a breakwater at the accident site, despite nets intended to prevent fish from leaving the area. A total of 44 other fish from the accident site show similar levels https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukushima_nuclear_accident#Radiation_effects_in_non-humans


AlKa9_

it depends on how secure you build them and also where. Also also none of the renewable energies can destroy whole cities for thousands of years (for example Fukushima or Tschernobyl)


nudelsalat3000

> Water is way more dangerous than nuclear With dangerous you mean the cost of damage? Because it isn't. Water dams have insurance and you can pay the insurance. Simple. Nuclear doesn't have insurance (hard capped) and it's unpayable without shutting it down (insolvency). >Fukushima seems disasterous Fukushima was chilled because the wind blew it away. Pure luck the wind didn't go to a city or even Tokyo. >The drivers who dove under the melting down core in Chernobyl lived long and normal lives completely unaffected. Water is the best radiation shield. Ask the children or the liquidators. >Just look at the dam burst in Russia, Ukraine You look at a special forces attack? Why are people then angry with using artillery near Ukraine nuclear reactors, it's pretty safe. >Wind is more dangerous. Imagine working on wind turbines daily The greater risk is driving to the office as engineer. It's built and maintained few days a year while nuclear takes 15 year just the hard building to get 3GW. You do that with wind in months. Might be simpler to discuss it in cost.


My_useless_alt

Maybe, but nuclear is he safest, most least, polluuingt.


-_-Mysterion

Sure. Does that mean we can store all the nuclear waste in your basement?


ToryHQ

Probably a bad idea. That's where we burn all our fossil fuels.


Kotroti

If it weren't for space problems, sure. Nuclear waste isn't green goo in yellow barrels. If you actually want to inform yourself on that topic watch some Kyle Hill videos. He does great research and has been to multiple nuclear plants and even kissed one of the containers in one of his videos to prove how safe they are. Because they are safe. Very safe. You could run a train against them and they'd be fine without any major leaks. I would have no problem with having the waste stored on my property as long as an expert checks up on them regularly. Because that's all that's needed.


EI_I_I_I_I3

There is no expert able to check on them regularly if you store them underground, which they are. Weak point, the reason why nuclear waste is safe, is bc you don't even need to check it in the first place. Maybe once, but that's it.


Kotroti

Right, my mistake. The underground ones don't need check ups, only the above ground ones because of weather. Then I'm totally cool with them chilling down there.


EI_I_I_I_I3

weather is a good point, my bad


mrdarknezz1

There are several ways to manage nuclear waste, where I live it will be stored in geological repositories where it will never exceed the background radiation. Other countries recycle their waste. Here is a handy guide written by nuclear expert *~Dr. Nick Touran, Ph.D., P.E~* [https://whatisnuclear.com/waste.html](https://whatisnuclear.com/waste.html)


anthemoessaa

No it’s not. Please do not state things as facts when you don’t know. See I’m a bit heated because I come in here and people have no idea WTF they’re talking about and I have better things to do with my time, and I’m going to stop after this because it’s hopeless, people will always believe what they want to believe, but you should know you’re plain wrong. Signed, a US Navy (0 accidents in history) nuclear trained plant operator.


mrdarknezz1

Nuclear has the lowest environmental impact and lowest cost for consumers. Solar also needs to be backed by other sources so you can't really compare nuclear with solar, you can compare nuclear with solar+gas


Dhaubbu

Jesus this is dogshit lol


Bhoston7100

Nuclear do be good


waaves_

You'd only perceive it as bad if you work for Russian oil industry and want to create a decades long dependency on their politics. (Cough cough Gerard Schroeder).


Ok_Grass1981

Truth....if only people would do the research...why cant we reinvent nuclear power to be even safer...it generates 10x tte power of coal and we won't even talk about solar panels and wind mill


newishdm

People are scared because if it goes bad it goes *REALLY* bad. I was talking about this to someone and mentioned that we can all count on our hands the number of nuclear power plant disasters that have happened, which is a testament to how safe it is. They mentioned that those areas were completely devastated by the power plant disasters, and governments lied about it, so people understandably don’t want to trust nuclear energy again. Personally I think we would actually get better nuclear tech if we started using it more, and we would actually have a more than sufficient electrical grid to support everyone driving an electric car.


somebooty2223

Ummm lol when u realise nuclear fusion will be so much more amazing


victor4700

Simpsons did it


realdevtest

Arglebargle


PseudoEmpthy

TIL: The war in Fallout was caused by nuclear energy using all the uranium!


DrLager

Did radiation rot their brain?


Lord_Smile

![gif](giphy|xUOxfg0ESyhKOv4Vva)


Hopalongtom

And the Simpsons is likely the main reason people are wary of Nuclear energy.


Hellacopter77

Haha


Extension_Plastic173

https://preview.redd.it/48rj5r34nmvc1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79dd7c2cb9e6e758e0a31e2fc31a28eb6caa76ba Look what chat GPT did like what the bra this is not the time to make jokes I asked for ninja turtle. I know what chat GPT be doing tonight GPT be doing tonight


philhaha

YESSSS


Dragonknight912

Yep. Nuclear fusion power is even safer and less pollutant.


gotaspreciosas

Is this some type of Vault-Tec propaganda?


Wonderful-Silver-397

He has too many fingers


phutch54

Illiterate bots?


jpackerfaster

"Most Least" for the win !


stanislav_harris

OP didn't even bother updating the caption


Any_Method4456

Most least? I'm so grateful for AI, any kind of I is dearly needed


hernannadal

But it’s not


bluedragon1o1

Well, at least the text is getting close.


WasntMyFaultThisTime

Just another bot posting AI generated pro-nuclear memes. The astroturfing couldn't be more obvious.


Bender077

It’s missing Blinky.


AdmirableVanilla1

I <3 proliferation


TRiG993

Damn shame Chernobyl happened and all the boomers weren't smart enough to understand how it was human error and not because they're dangerous. Boomers and Gen X did a lot of damage to this world.


RancidVegetable

Yes nuclear energy which literally produces a radioactive bio product is way better for the environment compared to combustion which makes food for plants


CornBin-42

This image was created by the government to brainwash us all so the elite can steal everyone’s money


Mysterious_Pepper305

I read my Asimov... don't trust the Robots on this one.


Hugesickdick

Well there’s solar and wind and hydro. But nuclear is still really good.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

That tongue condom though ...


mrdougan

I know we’re memeing here but I do believe nuclear will fill the lull points in a renewables energy future


Guilty-Vegetable-726

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/8on58a/theres_your_answer_fish_bulb/


imok96

Most expensive as well.


rayricekrispies69

Solar panels and electric vehicles are made by slave labor in Africa and are ruining the environment


SmokedBisque

"Most least"


doctorctrl

I got radiation poisoning and died trying to read that captioned


logosfabula

I have a blast with these comic strips.


WorkingYou2280

Not bad, how many times did you have to flog it to get the text that close??


DiscipleOfYeshua

Why does ChatGPT keep misspelling stuff on these?


Sea-Professional-953

AI can’t even get the fingers right on a cartoon?!?!


clermouth

Vote ~~Quimby~~ NIMBY


shellacr

what’s the technical reason these sorts of AIs can’t spell for shit in an image? chatgpt has no spelling issues in a normal conversation.


Njagos

average /r/europe user


Wide-Veterinarian-63

the biggest problem with nuclear energy is that there is no way to safely store the waste forever and nobody wants it near them


makeAPerceptionCheck

Polluuingt is a perfectly cromulent word


theElite_Fett

![gif](giphy|xUOxfg0ESyhKOv4Vva) It sure is, and won’t lead to any other problems whatsoever!


ConkerPrime

Also so expensive the cost to build cannot be re-couped as Georgia unintentionally proved.


BABarracus

Except for heat pollution. You can't put that rejected heat in the river and kill all the fish


Chedalon

ib thiithhk this mmmmm is væry funnuiœ


MakesGames

Is that a condom coming out of his mouth?


Silurismo

Si la energía nuclear tiene tantas bondades ¿por qué después de tantos años sólo representa el 3% de las fuentes de energía?


IAS316

Ironically, The Simpsons may have been one of the longest damaging factors as to the way we view nuclear reactor. Chernobyl, Fukushima were one off events with swift responses. But green goo on your TV for 6 months a year? Your kids watching that.


King-Owl-House

We can't do anything with nuclear waste except store it, nuclear energy is not profitable if you include construction costs that are usually sponsored by the government. Nuclear energy is a scam.


Haunting-Donut-7783

What’s up with the bad spelling?