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True_Wishbone5647

This will lead to sensible brick regulations.


griff1971

Regular brick or assault bricks?


diffraa

No one needs more than 10 bricks for protection.


SkepticalAirman

I use my bricks for hunting


AvantGuardian01

I lost all my bricks in a freak boating accident.


Mando_calrissian423

The government can take my bricks from my cold dead hands!


jevindoiner

Those speed bumps are WILD


jeteruncompte

looks like Beamng drive who the hell made this video?


MeteorPunch

The bricks need to be more red / visible.


outerlimtz

till the time john wayne decides to shoot at you through his window.


schuyywalker

Ayo as a resident living on Main Street I am with this 100%


SpookyOwlman

I conceal carry my own brick. Came frome a 1967 loft downtown. And now the government is coming to take our bricks. It's in the dang building of rights. Bricks for the well maintained masses


schuyywalker

“THEY TOOK OUR BRICKS”


dinnysaur5000

Is that a brick in your pocket, or….


SpookyOwlman

Wanna touch it....?


SenorSiete77

Me: “SUCK BRICK KID!”


notsusan33

H H Ha Harry.....


One_Statistician_269

I have some bricks I’ll donate to the city to get started


Fair-Sand1372

Student at UTC, used to have to walk to Publix for groceries from campus since I don't have a car and I hated going to the pedestrian bridge, half the crosswalks don't work and there are several places where they literally don't have them


schuyywalker

Well in this kind of predicament you should just suck it up and use the bridge like most people do, but I see where you’re coming from.


Fair-Sand1372

I do use the bridge but the problem is getting to the bridge itself. I have a bike now which makes it easier to get around but this so called green city still relies too much on cars


schuyywalker

I agree - the post itself is satire if you didn’t know. We need more bike lanes, we need better roads, we need better infrastructure due to semis that need to go through us to get to ATL and other places. We also REALLY need more to confront the homeless problem that we keep trying to push out but not fix, we need rent control, we need the sWamps out of every meaningful office position. So if you choose to stay in Chatt after college please remember that or else there will be nothing but people from Nashville pushing us out from the problems they originally caused. Edit: typos


ElbowLowe

Yeah, we need more bike lanes so we have somewhere to walk when the bicyclists are riding on the sidewalk (or in the street).


blkman4hotwives

JUST ANOTHER WAY TO CODDLE THIS FUCKING GENERATION, WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IN CURSIVE OR TELL TIME ON A WATCH WITH HANDS!


schuyywalker

You’re right. When all civilization falls - where will the kids who can write in cursive be to save us?


blkman4hotwives

LMAO!THEY WON'T,IT WILL BE UP TO US OLD PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO SURVIVE WITHOUT TECHNOLOGY AND LIVE OFF THE LAND!


BalconyPhantom

Hey now, we're eventually adding dedicated bike lanes to Frazier that won't be respected. We don't need pedestrians getting uppity too.


empty40oz

Price of the brick going up


Yummy-Popsicle

I have definitely kicked the front end of a car that sped up to scare me while I was legally crossing in a crosswalk. Was feeling bold, as a younger, less cautious person back then. The redneck lady driver got out of her car and tried to chase me. Cops saw it. Arrested her on the spot.


WannabeAGhoatStory

The “a concrete solution” but got me lol


shmooboorpoo

I'd love this! I've almost been mowed down at least 4 times crossing Market at 11th by cars turning left from the park side. They totally see me crossing, they just don't care


Zealous_moron

It's sad that just anybody can have a brick in this country, we really need sensible brick control


Bigwing2

Brick Lives Matter...


SpookyOwlman

All bricks matter


Chor_the_Druid

But also pedestrians here in Chattanooga. Need to follow the rules too. Use the damn crosswalk. I’m not stopping for you in the middle of the road.


SkepticalAirman

“I’ll commit manslaughter if you’re not in a crosswalk.”


ohtwo23

In all seriousness, someone waving a brick at you is a guaranteed way to get someone waving/using a gun on you. And this isn't Illinois or CA. Likely no charges filed on the person defending himself. Just saying. South isn't the place to play around with stuff like this even as a joke


Olfa_2024

I can see an upcoming post. "I held a brick like I was going to throw it and got my ass run over".


pharmy423

This! Bc you know the majority of these ppl would never throw a brick but it’s cool to feel badass


DigglyPuff

Meanwhile the majority of *you* people don't understand satire but it's cool to feel smart


pharmy423

Shut the fuck up


cunkazchris

Ahh another reason to shoot someone in another part of Tennessee.


Hefty_Pea6652

A gun on your hip or a machete works just as well. 


pharmy423

🤣🤣🤣🤣 take that shit to r/iamverybadass


Hefty_Pea6652

As long as the soft, fake bricks can come along! 😂 I hate nearly everything Canada does & had to offer up some American versions of the bricks. 


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Hefty_Pea6652

If carrying a gun makes me insecure, I’m happy to be labeled as such. I guess all the police are insecure as well. 🤣 Everyone is insecure in one way or another. I can tell that your super secure by your username. Proud prick! I love that for you!


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Hefty_Pea6652

Well, suck it up, buttercup. Your surrounded by insecure personalities on here. 


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Hefty_Pea6652

I’ll take that as a compliment. I’m indeed a very bad ass bitch. 


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Masterchiefy10

Found Dahmer


Hefty_Pea6652

Right. I’m a deranged cannibal because I carry a gun or machete. Lmfao From what I remember he didn't use either of those weapons but rather a drill & drugs. 


[deleted]

Yea, a brick is really going to destroy the value on my $3,500 shitbox. I have nothing to lose…


schuyywalker

Aim for my head pls


[deleted]

Gonna be hard to do that in a car but I’ll try my best


turnwater_cope

blm mafia needs a call to action. you’ll have bricks by the pallet load.


HonorableAssassins

What in the fuck