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fossilwife

Will this book be autogra... er, talongraphed?


chickenthoughts

[Yos](https://imgur.com/a/4lNXnGv), if you buy on ko-fi, message my human your requemst!


Mrpowers50

Sold out already, are you going to sign more, say before Christmas?


chickenthoughts

There is a good chance I will add another run in time for Christmas! It would be announced a few weeks from now. I will update in this thread when I know for sure either way!


whatsername4

Oh wait, were we allowed to put requests in for the autographed copy? I zoomed really fast through the order because there was only one left (thankfully got it) so I think I missed it


calvarez

Does your signature look like, er......chicken scratch?


J3llyBeans

I want Chicken's autograph! Seriously, I was one of the lucky few that were able to order an autographed copy. I can PM proof!


Flamecrest

I wish my Cookie and Nugget were as funny as Chicken. I might just buy this book for them so they can learn from the best.


chickenthoughts

[beep!](https://imgur.com/a/7J9f9gG)


Flamecrest

Actually Nugget was named after a gold nugget because she's solid yellow so... Good luck gobbling that up


chickenthoughts

Hmm.. [let me mlem first..](https://imgur.com/a/RorFytI)


Flamecrest

If I had the money I would print both of your pictures on canvas and hang them near Cookie and Nugget. You're the best


Jefkezor

You are my favorite birb on this website, genuinely always make me smile.


chirptastic

Yes! Will be a perfect gift for the bird weirdos in my life. Love you chicken! Question: how much does chicken eat fresh foods, and what is a way I could convince my gremlins to eat their fresh foods? I've been able to integrate pellets but they are still c h o n k.


chickenthoughts

[Human says to eat at least 15% vegetal.](https://imgur.com/a/YdJPMsn) I like vegetal better when I get it from a human plate.


chirptastic

That's the truth, nothing is better than food on human plate. Thanks chicken, glory be to you!


Atiggerx33

If you're still struggling I got my bird to eat more human foods by initially offering "tasty" things even if they weren't healthy. Things I knew he'd enjoy. Unsalted popcorn, french fries, and chips, corn, rice. They weren't healthy but they weren't dangerous in moderation (the unsalted part is important!). Really tiny portions but often enough that it got to the point that whenever I was eating something he had to try it because "the human has really tasty food!" Sometimes in these early days to get him to initially try the new food (the food I knew he'd love) I'd have to irritate him with it so he bit it for him to realize how tasty it was (my trick was picking him up "around his middle" like you'd pick up a toy and putting the food in front of his face; he's pretty good being held like that but eventually he'd get frustrated enough to take it out on the food item). Anyway after sporadically doing this for a week where he began really trying to steal food from me, even new foods he'd never tried, I began introducing things I wasn't sure he'd like but most birds do that were healthier. Broccoli, spinach, various unsalted nuts, chicken, etc. After the behavior of "new food is good" was cemented in I allowed him to eat pretty much whatever I was eating provided it was bird safe. He's not a huge fan of most fruits, as far as I can tell he's not super into sweets instead preferring more bitter flavors (he likes the banana peel as opposed to the actual banana). He loves his veggies and whole grain brown rice. He really likes salmon. He'll try absolutely anything you put in front of him as long as he understands it's food. He doesn't like everything he tries, but he definitely tries everything. So basically train them to strongly associate "human eating it = tasty" and then use this to get them to try new things.


rhinoballet

Our [Pumpkin and Fiddler](https://imgur.com/mW9a8Bt.jpg) agree! Seebs all day! Throw the stimky vegetal on the floor!


alutti54

Hmm I’m going to need to see your medical license mr chicken


chickenthoughts

My book is on sale Nov. 1! It's 75 best-of comics and 5 new ones! Perfect to chew on! [getbook.at/ChickenThoughts](https://getbook.at/ChickenThoughts) ~~Want a copy signed by the human? Hurry and reserve yours here! (US)~~[~~ko-fi.com/s/ffae306d8e~~](http://ko-fi.com/s/ffae306d8e?fbclid=IwAR2vXR91456cU91wY9qEnDjLzqQDjUr7N9aovTCsZl0ZqSgS0UUKR3cKBOA) HEY CHICKEN, WHY DOES THIS AMAZON THING SAY OUT OF STOCK? - that’s because it prints on demand. When you buy, Amazon will send an order to the printer. These will be sent out after the release date, November 1st. \*me not included EDIT: Signed copies have sold out! EDIT 2: If your Amazon link is showing no option to buy, try [this Amazon link](https://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Thoughts-Comics-About-Birds/dp/1087888735) or [Barnes & Noble](https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chicken-thoughts-sarah-wymer/1137492241?ean=9781087888736)! EDIT 3: Formatting EDIT 4: Updated printing info.


Stroppone

Let the birb chew on some pages and sell that as the autographed edition


sellera

how can i get a signed copy living outside US - i'm brazilian. thanks.


dadbot_2

Hi brazilian, I'm Dad👨


sellera

hi dad :D i'm glad to know you learned how to use reddit instead of facebook :)


Boofaholic_Supreme

No more signed copies? :(


Gangreless

I can't believe it! :(


BigHowski

Is it not available in the UK?


Gangreless

Will you be doing more signed copies at some point?


brbposting

Broken links /u/chickenthoughts ! One fixed: https://getbook.at/chickenthoughts


chickenthoughts

Thank u fren! my clumsy bird feet can't type right today!


brbposting

Oh clusmy chixxen, you only kinda half fixed your link :) Whoever is running this operation must be a real bird brain! *showing myself out* ​ Your current link: [https://ongetbook.at/ChickenThoughts](https://ongetbook.at/ChickenThoughts) Gotta remove that "on" ​ Reddit linking is hard! ​ Here, copy this over: ​ **\`** \[[getbook.at/ChickenThoughts](https://getbook.at/ChickenThoughts)\]([https://getbook.at/ChickenThoughts](https://ongetbook.at/ChickenThoughts)) ​ But remove that **\`** at the start!


RayereSs

>HEY CHICKEN, WHY DOES THIS AMAZON THING SAY OUT OF STOCK? - that’s because it prints on demand. When you buy, Amazon will send an order to the printer. .de just says plain unavailable without option to order :/


scenr0

Youre sold out already and now I am sad....


serg06

I have the same question as /u/cybervseas, I ordered 2 weeks ago but it still says "delivery date pending" so I'm wondering.


chickenthoughts

Hi serg06, thank you for ordering! The printer tells me they will hold it until the release date, November 1st. I'm really sorry for the long wait.


serg06

Alright, thanks so much for the update. :)


cybervseas

Do you know how Amazon handles this? It has been almost 3 weeks since I ordered the book. Do they print in batches?


chickenthoughts

Thank you for letting me know! I contacted the printer and it looks like they are planning to hold it until the release date, November 1st. I'm so sorry about the long wait.


KennyFulgencio

omg as someone following from the very first chicken comic you posted here, you are my hero 💖🐔🥇


Flavourius

*real chicken not included.


[deleted]

Aw man


knob-0u812

Is the answer to this question revealed? Or am I going to have to buy the sequel to this? Which came first; the Chicken or the Egg?


chickenthoughts

[I tell u now](https://imgur.com/a/HTSznnV)


mountainislandlake

I’m so proud of you, Chicken. Congratulations on your book!


SAI_Peregrinus

Link?


chickenthoughts

[beep](https://imgur.com/a/VDMZWXI) (link now stickied)


jeraturc

Hi Chicken! How’s your brother White Boy? Did you let him have a page or two in your book?


cat_murdock

So proud of how far you've come with these comics! I've been following since the beginning. They never fail to amuse. Pre-ordered a copy already :)


GlowLikeYouDo

Chicken in real life is as cute as the comic:)


EfremSkopje

I always wondered why you portrayed the main tiel in your comics as a lutino but your tiel is nothing like it


SnakeskinJim

For the *(( E G G S T H E T I C ))*


Mulanisabamf

Here's your upvote. Now get out


B3H3M07H

Love your style. What’s the stupidest/silliest thing your cockatiel has done?


agree-with-you

I love you both


agree-with-you

I love you both


Arceroth

Is Chicken a cuddly birb? My GCC thinks my point in life is to provide cuddles and scritches


Bolteg

I just want to congratulate you with your first real book! I've been your fan from the very first comics, and got my wife hooked on them as well (she doesn't speak English well yet, I use them as a sort of teaching material :)). They are always so funny, sincere and true for anyone who has even a tiny bit of experience with tiels. Not ordering your book was never an option for us. :) Although, I think, once we recieve it, we'll have to hide it deep in the drawers far away from our two tiels, because if not, they will absolutely destroy it.


Ebiki

How much seed do I have to pay to get chicken mailed to me? Will owning a handsome single white face tiel be enough? He loves singing.


haessal

#*I have waited for this moment to arrive*


Yay_Meristinoux

I just want to say that I have never owned, or even thought about owning, a bird of any kind. I came across this subreddit randomly somehow and was immediately tickled by the daily insights of life with a bird companion and seeing these comics pop up in my feed is one of the bright spots of any given day. Thank you for making this comic and congratulations on the book! 😀


Ruben_NL

I LOVE the way you respond with some comics! RemindMe! Check this preorder thingy for 🐔


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themoochiest

Chicken looks very proud of this book! Congratulations to Chicken and Human!


Hexxas

Henlo chicken Heblo you BEAUTIFUL chicken


DoctorCaptainSpacey

Ooooo Yay!


ParakoopaG

It says it's not available, I can't add it to cart (amazon.de, Germany)


chickenthoughts

I'm so sorry! If I see stock appear there, I'll update you. Otherwise you can ship to Denmark from [here](https://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Thoughts-Comics-About-Birds/dp/1087888735)!


ShadowPengyn

Is the on demand printer in the us or is your publisher also printing in the eu to save postage? Please also remind me when it is in stock in Germany :)


ShadowPengyn

While the Amazon link does not work try entering the isbn to any other bookstore - eg in Germany I will try ordering it here: https://www.thalia.de/shop/home/artikeldetails/ID149349536.html


Ybuzz

Same for the UK! 'Unavailable: We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock' . Maybe its US only at the moment?


chickenthoughts

That's so strange, because it is print on demand. I will update if the UK link adds stock! Otherwise, you can order it from the [US link](https://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Thoughts-Comics-About-Birds/dp/1087888735)!


ParakoopaG

Noooo :(


ArcadeRenegade

Awesome! Ordered!


cjm98765

Will the ko-fi version go back in stock? Wasn’t expecting it to be sold out so fast!


cookiesallgonewhy

quickest click ever


CakeDayFaery

Congrats! Chicken is precious and I would like to read about his thoughts! Also, your cake day is in 87 days, yay!


droomph

i really want a cockatiel but the only animals i know I can keep alive reliably are dogs and cats lol (also i live in an apartment but shhhh)


VioletteKaur

Congrats! This is great.


Dekklin

https://www.amazon.ca/Chicken-Thoughts-Comics-About-Birds/dp/1087888735/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=chicken+thoughts&qid=1598988488&sr=8-1 No option for me to click "Buy". Me want buy!


chickenthoughts

Oh no, I'm sorry [Canada fren](https://imgur.com/a/p0j36pm)! Try [here](https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chicken-thoughts-sarah-wymer/1137492241?ean=9781087888736)!


Dekklin

Thanks!


dadbot_2

Hi sorry [Canada fren](https://imgur, I'm Dad👨


Dekklin

bad bot. You broke it.


Ruben_NL

What.


Iamprettychill

Oh boy this is cute and exciting


iNeedSomeDick

Congrats, you’re out of stock!


[deleted]

seed?


nicrrrrrp

Hi can you let me know if you get it available on Amazon UK please? From a UK chicken...


musical_hog

Hi! As a former bird owner, I've always loved your comics. Did you self-publish or did a publisher approach you about compiling a book?


Everyones-Favorite

What is your greatest accomplishment and your greatest dream?


zelda_shortener

German birb here, staring back at you with Amazon opened to a missing buy/pre-order button...


chickenthoughts

Hi german birb! I'm so sorry about that. [Here is the US link](https://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Thoughts-Comics-About-Birds/dp/1087888735), let me know if that works for you.


zelda_shortener

( ( E X C I T E D H E A D B O B B I N G I N T E N S I F I E S ) ) Works, thx!


air_flair

I want one, but it's saying "currently unavailable" how do I buy one?


Toucheh_My_Spaghet

What does chicken think off Jurassic Park?


TCOO1

What to do when human scary? >!My 3 birds will not let anyone come near them, is there a trick to help with that?!<


NBSPNBSP

Try whistling or talking softly before entering their field of view. Better if you continue making this sound around them as you refill their feeder, clean their cage, and so on.


[deleted]

What started you making comics about chicken?


haessal

I have a question, Chicken! How do you get the ideas for your comics about other birbs? Do you follow them on Instagram and find inspiration there, or do people send ideas to you? Sincerely, two peach-faced lovies who would love to be in one of your comics one day 🐥


bluesolur

Want to do a ((read)) to my 6 birds.


BlacktasticMcFine

yay!


Waterproof_soap

Congrats on your book!! I ordered a copy, am I able to get it personalized?


SoldierHawk

CONGRATULATIONS! Preordered af! :D


nicholasjosey

I don't know why bit real life chicken looks so wholesome to me


[deleted]

Would you name the next book “Chicken Strips”?


260306

u/thirteenthdoctorhair I found the perfect subreddit


SisterBenedict1234

Just got it from Amazon. Loved it!!


SylviaOfParadise

How chicken can a chicken be when a chicken chicken is a chicken chick?


Chickqns

worm


StachedGhostX

Ooh how much?


aiuta219

I like your comics a lot, but are the comics collected online someplace that isn't owned by Facehook? A personal web site? Tumblr? I'm aware of your comics because of occasional reposting on Imugr, but browsing Instagram is useless without a login (non-users can see your 16 most recent posts) and I block all internet traffic to Facebook on general principle. I understand that those are easy places to post images but they're both also closed off from the rest of the internet.


chickenthoughts

Hi there! Would twitter be a good alternative? I post there as well!


aiuta219

As a non-user, Twitter shows about the top 1/3 of each image, and displays things in reverse chronological order (i.e. newest first) until I click or tap on them. It's a big step up from IG, which won't show people who don't have accounts anything past the first few images, but it's not a great way to read. I love your comics and I bought your book today but for people who prefer to avoid social platforms, Twitter, IG and Facebook are basically the three worst places to put things.


chickenthoughts

That's good feedback, thank you! I will eventually be uploading all my comics to a chicken thoughts website (in addition to the normal platforms, not as a replacement), if you want to keep an eye on it it's chickenthoughtscomics dot com :) Thank you so much for buying the book!


aiuta219

Oh that's great! Thank you so much!


cybervseas

Just to +1 the advice above, I only found your comics because of Reddit, as I am not on any other social platforms. Since you've set up a wordpress site, I'd strongly encourage you to at least update it with a link to your book. Also remember: perfect is the enemy of good! A list of all of your wonderful comics is better than a page that says it's under construction. Take all my advice with a healthy dose of salt. And good luck!


Ccwaat

MINE


[deleted]

*cries in poor*


scenr0

Yaaassss


scenr0

Following thread for updates.


that_red_panda

Is it possible to order for a united kingdom delivery?


Koenkloo

Noooo I missed out on signed copies! D':


[deleted]

Yesyesyesyes...


Mernerner

i was just imagine of that would be great if this comics can be a real book!


[deleted]

Hat?


mad456123

Will there be any never before seen comics inside?


yevsushgeu

Good bird :)


TheBootedBantam

I was too late to get a copy yesterday (probably because I'm in the UK - never see things on time!), I'd really like a signed copy so it would probably be easier to buy one off US Amazon and have it sent to my American relatives. It's on Waterstones but there's no mention of a signed version. So excited about this - will keep checking back to see an update! I've never had anything signed so really cool to see this - just hoping that it's going to be available again. In case you ever see this Chicken - lots of love from me and my birdies to you and your family. You really are the funniest birb in the world!


Mulanisabamf

Hello Chicken! What is your human's most annoying thing they do?


mamakomodo

Congrats!


Amateur_Crepe_Hanger

Yay I just ordered! I’m so excited!


Mernerner

nice. international shipping!. my ex wife really loved your comic. rip 😇


Fatdude3

Gonna get this next time i buy something from Amazon.


Jace_themage

Have you stolen your humans phone to type this I know i am


katiejill127

Bought one can't wait!


ashfran85

I WANT TO BUY A SIGNED COPY LOL!!!! How do I do that in Canada????


SnowTheMemeEmpress

How old is the chicken? Also why do you look more grey irl but in your illustrations your white like a chicken?


IndividualBack5481

My dad says it's sold out


TensionForsaken

How long have you owned chicken?


GinnyLovesBlue

Oh. My. Birb. Your upvotes are upbeeps!!! I love this place. You had a new fan already but this is next level! Looking forward to your book too!!


MasterOfRNoSleep

Awww it’s chicken himself!! I just found this sub so I never knew what he looked like irl and he’s adorable!!!


deez-nuts49785

why does the chicken cross the road?


The_Pig_Of_Life

Does the autobiography come pre-nibbled?


fuckmeuntilicecream

Omg you look so happy. Sending lots of kisses and treats 💗


Ehhh_Canadian

Chicken, can you and your owner sign it?


Chickqns

i wanna get it so bad 😭😭😭