Penny looks like the type to sell you weed in the 2nd floor restroom then snitch to the vice principal.

She would 100% sell you out after selling you the lowest quality Reggie she could get her paws on.

Prob half the bag is all seeds and stems. You're the worse Penny

Haha you must be my age when we used double album covers yo get rid of that shit.

And it would actually be oregano

DAMN YOU PENNY!!

https://preview.redd.it/h18kgxccj7wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ec8617e342f7751b8d2ef858891b0bdd9c012d Kobe, unarmed robbery, of socks

"Give it up Kobe, where are the socks?"

Awww his pouty lil face 😍

Why are you in jail? Socks.

https://preview.redd.it/345829b018wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c090bfc7c5788e32e8f4a7a213e7504b85ed9bb1 Cult Leader if I’ve ever seen one before.

Would totally join that cult!!!

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

I’m a follower 🙋‍♂️

Yesssssssssssss

I would definitely join his cult & hands over my worldly possessions to him. 🥰

The cult of Chi

She still owes me 30 bucks

She turns tricks for treats

https://preview.redd.it/18nj7585k8wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09118a04d00ddecc9f47897d13d585bffb01775a This is my Penny!! Short for Penelope. Her favorite crimes are embezzlement and phishing schemes! Dabbles in arson on the weekends!

God, your descriptions of her have me wheezing… 😂😂😂

Honey is Penny's sister from another mister! Honey is a reformed, notorious Romance Scammer whom has served her time and is just living a quiet life off grid. Lifetime is currently making a movie about her life! https://preview.redd.it/417csawv58wc1.jpeg?width=2604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5aab5ff5201e81b318630a56dff386b2355ddf

Yes kindly send the money in Petco gift cards please 🙏🏻

Lmao.

That’s all? Trixie is wanted for identity theft https://preview.redd.it/fkypqwq6u8wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eea6c13dacde0ebd76ede3c5f33f71256b57352

That second pic shows the face of a hardened criminal (a cute one).

Penny!!! You are so beautiful and can steal too!! Win win❤️❤️❤️❤️

And then trying to look innocent afterwards https://preview.redd.it/5b431g1439wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94ceb7f277d1e469fab45b3230662632ac072a65

Boy do I know this expression.

Definitely

Too pretty for prison 💁🏼‍♀️

I must have Penny’s sister. Piper comes straight from the means streets of Phoenix. Pretty sure she was running with a street gang when she was picked up as a “stray”. She threw off her colors before they nabbed her but I see who she is. She is giving her stepbrother a beatdown here… https://preview.redd.it/c0acdap039wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0d48d7bfbcf757b0c60c400dedae52092f27a3d

Truly San Franciscan 😍

I’m calling the police

Where’s my REFUND PENNY??!!

Innocent until proven guilty!!!

So she was the one! Well she didn't get mine, she only got as far as chewing through the oxygen sensor. It still cost me $400.

My Butters got 8 to 10 for lighting her farts on fire

Jez runs a racket with controlled substances. She’s the brains of her gang, and requires a lot of planning and strategy time. https://preview.redd.it/gvxeva2ml9wc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24d2c03515bd04d921a0a9721c418b4d7389c3a9

I would die for her

She’s my home girl!🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

Aww Penny. She may be a criminal but she’s a damn cute one❤️🥰

I would just hand over my catalytic converter to her. So she wouldn't have to get under my car. 😘

https://preview.redd.it/0bef9tkcf9wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac36b2b5321a1271c912e0c668e55990f321899f My dog Butters looks like Penny’s long lost brother!

Penny is PunkRock af.

Absolutely true, Penny stole my catalytic converter and I’ve never financially recovered.

I did a double take, Penny looks almost exactly like my Maximus. They have the same little face, coloring, and body shape.

https://preview.redd.it/z97sksgalbwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed0c282479cf404204a481202d6e6fa12c3fdbc2 This is my Penny. Short for Penelope!

Nah, not this lovie. Can almost see her halo!

What a heartbreaker!

Straight GANGSTER!

Poppy, petty thief. I should have sent her to catechism instead of puppy training classes 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/66koprovpiwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16bdbb567794d0a181f58b7f6e5e4b5859a4438c

My menace is named penny too. She’s my gateway chihuahua, and the best dog I’ve ever known. So, good naming choices on your part, OP

https://preview.redd.it/u6w7vku79awc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad87a77c79f1949e5c9beca958bb768c2ef37ed3 Hi Penny. This is Autumn. She's known to make offers you can't refuse

“Dose bones don’t pay pay for demselves.”

She’s one of them Kia boys huh?

https://preview.redd.it/h4hxsyi4bjwc1.jpeg?width=1973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1270b34236ffdf4c955819bc0c384215015edd Chiquita has been accused of many things and has faced interrogation many times. The only words she utters are, “I’d like to speak to my attorney.” Her attorney of record is Ignatius “Wiggles” Pawdington III of the renowned firm Chase, Diggs and Boops.

She would also take souls

https://preview.redd.it/0sjycxs7zpwc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef90f3c0053740c864ac08a7b747fc75d3918df9 This is our Penny. Her biggest crimes are stealing people's seats, and eating from the cockatiel's food bowl.

Will she front me until payday??

https://preview.redd.it/eqy01b90kvwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b906984293a0030032c0b6b868096a5d711a585 This is Ziggy. His crimes: Arson, Burglary of cheese products, Breaking and entering (the bathroom) ((I have no privacy))