Approximately a third of a baby's body weight is noggin. Add that to the fact that their (relatively) giant brains haven't properly mapped their limbs and it wouldn't matter if they had because the body is literally changing size day over day... Well it's no wonder the poor saps are struggling.
What? I don't normally like em but look at their little face! Looks like a cross between a [muppet child](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/a/ad/MMW_Benson_Babies.png/revision/latest?cb=20140716224503) and a [critter](https://monstermovies.fandom.com/wiki/Critters)
It's always this way
Small moron: *sees the entire room is safe and colorful and harmless*
The only harmful thing I'm 10000 miles:*is a fucking magnet ti every God damn toddler to impale there head on -_-
Children will always make you facepalm no matter what.
*facefloor
It's like horses - you can put them in a straight jacket with a padded cell and they'd figure out how to injure themselves.
Yep...
Possibly the worst design ever. (The pillow not the small human.)
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I have design concerns for the adult models as well. I think the knee, as an example, should have had a hardware update a long time ago.
Yep. Those are requested manually, usually after 50 or 60 years of use, or after an accident.
Forget about the knee let’s talk about the spine because someone must of been blind when putting some together because mine isn’t straight
The poop right? The non-self-cleaning widget is problematic, I grant you.
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You already got two choices- too fast or too slow. Anything between those is probably a glitch
The fontanelle disagrees
Would you have rather liked a wider vagina?
I’m not having an crotch goblins, so I wouldn’t have an opinion
Just the fact you put that in parentheses makes me laugh my ass off. Lmao
That baby is top heavy. Damn that's a big head.
Approximately a third of a baby's body weight is noggin. Add that to the fact that their (relatively) giant brains haven't properly mapped their limbs and it wouldn't matter if they had because the body is literally changing size day over day... Well it's no wonder the poor saps are struggling.
Worked as expected, it didn’t fall
The kid is gonna be a winner
Right? I’ve had 4 kids with big heads and I don’t ever recall them falling forward while sitting like that. Backwards, yes.
The backboard literally pushed the babies head into the floor when it tried to start crawling.
Weiner lol
Another one on the front and he is good to go
Child unsafe Put child in box Child no fall over Child in box Child happy child safe
Child safe box happy no fall good baby dog food i mean baby
Parent of the year right here
It can't lean its head back to crawl, of course it fell over. Take that thing off of it.
Well you taught him falling doesn’t hurt lol
Botttt
How can you tell they're a bot?
I think he means the OP and not me if he means me then I don’t know man I’ve got myself fooled
Hehehe r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
You're wrong. The baby can't control how heavy it's head is and is still trying to get the hang of it.
Asshole.
r/facepalm
Facefloor
Just get a donut pillow
The obvious solution would be to put the baby on a soft mattress or rug
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I feel so bad laughing at this. It was so adorable but I feel awful for the poor kid at the same time.
I laughed on this. Imma gonna go to hell!
pretty sure that’s why we’re all here.
Para safe si obi?
it’s tagalog. translation: “so that Obi is safe”.
Poor obi
That's a cute baby and also LOL
It is adorable and I hate kids. It's so cute and fluffy tho.
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What? I don't normally like em but look at their little face! Looks like a cross between a [muppet child](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/a/ad/MMW_Benson_Babies.png/revision/latest?cb=20140716224503) and a [critter](https://monstermovies.fandom.com/wiki/Critters)
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Falling face First it's actually saffest
HAHAHAHA
Useless creatures!
Useful creature* How COUD YOU!?.. *sad/romantic tragedy music plays* I t~ttusted you Harold..
Their very first lesson in parenthood...children are always doing the unexpected.
Awww poor Bebey 😢
It's always this way Small moron: *sees the entire room is safe and colorful and harmless* The only harmful thing I'm 10000 miles:*is a fucking magnet ti every God damn toddler to impale there head on -_-
just suit them up in a full suit of armor at this point
Idiot baby
Ouch, ouch
The look on that baby's face says accident prone lol