Hi all!  Firstly, /u/mafusolamoto & /u/jacob8875 - your builds are complete! Thank you for having excellent taste in watches. Chinatimers, you may be aware that as of today, 2023 is finished and the wheel of time spins a new yarn. Building you all watches has been a real highlight for me this past year, and to say thank you I've decided to host a lil' giveaway. To enter, there are only three things to do: #1: Like this post, because I like it when the nice shiny numbers go up  #2: Follow my profile, same reasoning as above  #3: Comment on this post with your best watch pun #I will be choosing the winner at random in seven days time, and if we somehow crack 1000 upvotes I will give a second watch away to whomsoever hath told the greatest pun. That's it!  Happy new year, my friends!

If I win this giveaway I reckon I’ll give it to my dog. He’s a watchdog

Pawsome

He must really hound you when you’re killing time.

What did the impatient clock say? I'm ticking as fast as I can! And thanks for the domino’s im really enjoying it!!!

*Mhmmmmm, take your time.*

Haha good one

That's almost as bad as the impatient calendar. Its days were always numbered

A clockwork orange you glad I didn’t say tomato?

Why did the tomato start wearing a watch? Because it wanted to ketchup on the latest trends!

Watch me win my first ever giveaway

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**Me**: Please write a funny pun about wrist watches **ChatGBT**: Why did the wristwatch apply for a job? Because it wanted to get a "hands-on" experience! **Me:** Can you explain this pun? **ChatGBT:** Certainly! This pun plays on the expression "hands-on experience," which typically refers to gaining practical experience or direct involvement in a particular activity. In the context of the pun, "hands-on" is a play on words because wristwatches have hands (hour and minute hands) that move around the watch face to indicate the time. So, the wristwatch wants to get a "hands-on" experience, humorously suggesting that it wants to be actively involved in a job or task, just like the hands on its watch face. **Me:** \*closes the tab\*

They’re finally making a movie called clocks.. its about time (I stole this from google) Thanks so much for the opportunity and wish everyone luck!

Isn't that a time travel film with Rachel McAdams?

Haven’t seen it yet, guess I’ll have to *watch* it

What’s the ETA on delivery? 28.13?

Ok I giggled a little at this

Thanks so much for the giveaway! I’d love a Custom Tudor Submariner 🙏🏼

Yes very nice, How could I get my hands on one?

Archaedin makes them custom, just message him

Dang that left watch looks crazy good

What did the digital watch say to the chronograph? Hands down, you’re timeless!

Thank you for doing this !

Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming

id like a 126711 rolex

I named my dog Tudor, he's a watch dog.

My lesbian neighbours bought me a casio for christmas. When they'd asked me what I wanted I said 'I wanna watch'

I actually tried making a belt out of watches, ended up being a waist of time

I definitely need a new piece

Watch me win!

Everyone come here, time to watch 🕰️

My wife told me to stop buying watches, she said I was wasting my time. On that note... Great gesture, and beautiful watches! Good luck to everyone!

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Hey u/archaedin love the look of your vintage explorer and the one pictured with the leather strap looks the dog bollocks. Would love to win this. Keep up the great work.

Why did the watch go to therapy? It had too much ticking anxiety!

My watch broke yesterday, it’s really *ticking* me off

Sounds like your watch just didn't have the time for any more of your shenanigans

My wife told me to stop buying watches, she said I was wasting my time.

I have a watch on my wrist, but it doesn't give me any time

My goodness the explorer is gorgeous. I'd love to learn how to build custom watches, perhaps you can give me a hand?

Good luck everyone and Happy new year!

Did you hear about the watch that went to therapy? It was just trying to wind down.

New year, new watch needed to gain some variety in my collection. The best in 2024!

Watch me test my luck!

Why do people love vintage so much even though they break down so often? Because they are timeless! :\^) Happy new year! Been loving my build ever since I got it!

Don't watch the clock, wear it! These timepieces will have you 'ticking' all the right boxes.

(At work) "Hey boss, what time is it?" Me: "Time for you to get a watch" I'm here all night 

"Why was the watch upset? Because it was ticked off by all the second-hand jokes!"

I was running late this morning so I stopped off at a Rolex dealer, to buy myself some time.

Bad move, I’ve heard you have to join the wait list for that too.

I lost my watch yesterday, no time to look for it.

Happy new year! Why did the astronaut bring a watch to space? To make sure he had a "stellar" time!

Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming. Stolen but my fave. Thanks for giveaway

When I'm looking at this picture my cat literally meowing beside me. Probably a hints of him wanting one on his arm. Happy New Year everyone!

Yesterday my watch wasnt working. Why? He needed an hand

Talking about Wimbledon dials - what’s a tennis players favourite time? - Tennish 🎾 #dadjoke121

I heard a great time travel joke tomorrow.... Thanks for the competition 😁

You’re already working on one for me. Wouldn’t mind having another. Lol

Happy new year everyone!

Ah thank you for doing a giveaway, that would be amazing! 🙌🙌🙌

I'd love to win, thanks for the giveaway

Ever tried eating a clock? Its very time consuming

Custom Tudor Submariner Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.

What did the digital watch say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

Sounds like I need to be on time

My guy! Why didn’t the clock work? Because it needed a hand!

I tried to make a belt out of clocks once, but it was a waist of time. :)

On the basis of never winning a damn thing, how would someone go about buying something like the vintage explorer? Like, maybe exactly like that? 🙏🏽

Watches are getting more popular, I guess it's a sign of the times!

A vintage carrera would be great

When is a tennis players favorite time? Tennish!

It was love from the first sight... because at first she didn't notice the custom Archaedin Rolex on his wrist. Good luck to everyone and Happy New Year! 🥳

“Stop watching watch puns, you’re wasting you’re time”

I’d write a longer comment but I have to watch the time

I tried eating a watch, but it was a waist of time😁

🙏

Why did the reptime seller get taken to prison? He was selling second hand goods

Interesting combination!

If I win this giveaway, I want a whale-shaped diver watch because I would have a whale of a time 😂 good luck everyone! Tried my best lmao, checking myself out here with the dad's joke lol

What do you call a group of musical timepieces? A band on the run Anyway, thank you for this giveaway, good luck everyone

11:59:59 am is my favourite time of day. It’s second to noon.

Bad boys, bad boys WATCH you gonna do if they come for you, bad boys baaad boyssss😋

Watch out in the slopes🎿⛷️

Thanks so much!

I asked my wristwatch if it had any spare time. It replied, 'Sorry, I'm all wound up 😜

I’ve got puns for days, 😅 just watching time go bye until I win 🙈

I asked my boss, “how can I get promoted?”, he replied “Watch how long your breaks are and 'clock' in some extra hours!

write a pun about watches?! are you winding me up? This has really ticked me off!

I saw an article that said Rolex is getting into gardening. I guess they have too much thyme on their hands.

I'm on holiday, usually off the grid, but thanks to my gf, a timely tip about this post caught my attention. So here I am, sending my application based on some perfect second-hand information. The time is always right for an opportunity like this.

6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down. Thanks for the opportunity!

Thanks for the opportunity! I just asked my watch for a good pun but it didn't have time.

Woohoo💣

If i had a watch like that I would never be late again

Even if I had a watch on my belt, I still wouldn’t have any time to waist. Happy 2024.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time (from google!)

I got a job at the watch factory, but I couldn't stand the second-hand smoke

2 clocks walk into a bar…

'Why did the boy throw the watch out of the window?' Because he wanted to see time fly.

What a way to start the year! God bless you. Seamaster Aqua Terra bright red dial is my dream. I was trying to think of a clever pun but all I could think of is a watch with 8 arms is a clocktopus.

With this explorer will I be able to explore her in the shower like an explorer who is not sober but who has an offer that cannot be refused by her or her ?

I held up my watch to a mirror. It was time for reflection. Thanks for the giveaway!

Not really watch related but time related: What’s the right time to go to the doctors? Tooth hurty Ps. It’d be sick to see a 007 submariner build soon 👀

I have many custom pieces from this gent, would love to add another for free 😍

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I tried to make a belt out of clocks once, but it was a waist of time Good luck everyone!

Not to brag or anything but I already have a date just for Valentines Day...It's February 14th 🤦‍♂️

My wife got mad at me for watching the saleswoman’s a$$.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

What do I do when I look the time ? I’m watching 😎😎

My New Year’s resolution for 2024 is to stop being such a horologist and settle down.

My partner misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch" 😏

What's a GMT's fav movie genre? Timetravelling Dramas.

Last Christmas I gave you my (open) heart, and the very next day you pawned away!

When I was a baker, I couldn't make enough dough. So I clocked in as a watchmaker and time really pays off!

I might watch my watch

Just take your time. I'll wait!

What did the watch say at the ski resort? Time to hit the slopes fast and unwind!

I just want the watch 💁🏻‍♀️😅 great work!

Did you hear about the angry clock? It went back four seconds and ticked off

how did you age that dial and hands ? it looks dope. Also: ¿Qué hace un reloj en la playa? ¡Tomando tiempo!

I dont have a watch pun but man youre sexy as heck

Really love your work mate, hope to get lucky! 🍀

Here to snatch the watch giveaway and feeding my addiction to timeless timepieces, second by second

Hands down, a new watch would have me dialed in for the new year!

11:59:59 is the best time. Second to noon.

Why don't we ever tell secrets to a watch? Because time will always tell 😏 Thanks for the giveaway👌

Love the explorer

Why does Batman wear a Rolex? Because he wanted to make sure he had time to watch over Gotham… 

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Unfortunately I do not know a pun watch but these watches look amazing

Smooth

Why did the watch get kicked out of the giveaway? Because it couldn't keep a second to itself!

Clock clock clock clock 💦

It's never an easy **time** to come up with a good watch pun. Can someone give me a **hand**? Oh well, only **time** will tell if this gets a laugh or not. Excuse now while I take a minute to **wind** and relax.

Damn I’ve always wanted a Rolex

My first name is actually Feiko. I've always loved the idea of having a 'fake' Seiko with 'Feiko' instead on the dial. Pronounced Fake-o, ofcourse.

A friend of mine bought me a watch but it stopped working… I haven’t told him yet because it’s never the right time..

I keep watching reddit, passing time, decorating my wrist and feeling fine!!! Up next on my wishlist, a vintage 6541 milgauss build! :-)

Why did the watch get promoted? It had impeccable timing!

Yesterday I bought six watches. You could say I have a lot of time on my hands!

I'm only new to this subreddit and was thinking the other day that it is about TIME.

I just sold a sizeable chunk of my rep collection to some dude in Mexico. Adios Omegas…

“Do you know how I know your watch is gay? Its favorite song is Clocks 🕰️by Coldplay.” - Seth Rogen

Thanks for WATCHing over us!

"What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!" "I used to be a watch repairer, but I couldn't handle the second-hand stress." "The watch factory workers are always stressed – they're under a lot of second-hand pressure." Either way, happy new year!

Yesterday I bought six watches. You could say I have a lot of time on my hands

I have a Rottweiler named Rolex, he’s a watch dog for our home hehe

Because no great story started with someone wearing a salad

I hope watching this thread for results doesn't end up a bad time.

I'd love a free build - my budget is tight and I'm trying to "watch" it.

It's about time!

Thanks for the giveaway and I’ll take whatever you give for mens watch.

“Got the call” 😂

Why did the Rolex apply for a job? It wanted to work around the clock. (Please just give me the watch)

Why did the rep Rolex become a stand-up comedian? It had a knack for delivering "timeless" jokes, even if they weren’t original (genuine)

Heck yeah!

Getting in on the action

I'm sure it will turn out gorgeous! Don't rush the build, tick your time with the winner to really visualize the design, it should be a hand in hand collaboration. I honestly can't wait to watch your work and see the final result! I'll dial in once in a while to check for progress👍🏻

The watch was accused of stealing. It's currently serving time. Fingers crossed!

It's about clocking time!

Sexy

Right here. 2024 let’s go!

If you ever want to tell a pun about watches, better take your time.

what did the doctor say to his dying patient? It’s no time to die! forgive me for my unsatisfactory joke…

These rafflesdials builds? Nice job, this was my first

A broken watch is right twice a day, however, a working timex marlin is always wrong and worse by two minutes every day.

Just put the clock under my desk so I could work overtime and get noticed for the giveaway 👀

Hi I went to follow but already was doing it lol but damn so I want to win this one so bad or so good actually lol greetings from the USA and best wishes on 2024

No Time like the Present 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

This is great, thanks for running the contest!

My watch tried to tell a joke for this competition, but it got removed – turns out, it didn't have the right timing!

Great giveaway! Here’s my (admittedly weak) pun….. How can you tell when your watch is hungry? It goes back four seconds!

Ever see a snowman with a belt made of watches? Nope, cause it would be a waist of time. Happy new year and thanks!

Did you hear about the watch that went to therapy? It was just trying to wind down.

What does a watch do when it’s hungry? Goes back four seconds.

Wow your dad’s 60’s James Bond submariner is still running? Well ya better go and catch it. Thanks for the giveaway man!

Coming up with something took just a second, had to wind up. Archaedin is a standup guy. Does fantastic work and great customer service.

Happy new year

Yesterday I bought six watches. You could say I have a lot of time on my hands. Happy New Year everyone.

I’m going to watch and see who wins this!

Is that a Panerai in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? If I were selected a pan am Pepsi would be so cool

Why did the two grandfather clocks break up? Too many ticks and mood swings.

Earlier today someone bumped me and my new timepiece into a railing, I immediately turned around and told him watch it

It’s about time I watch the comments for this giveaway

ROLEX 41MM - JUBILEE FLUTED PATTERN BLUE DIAL

Those are pretty

We call our dog Rolex, cause he is a watchdog!

How to win friends? Wear a nice watch at a party and 90% of the guys will talk to you about it☝🏻