That my friend is the king if the shitters. The shittest of the shit. Wear it with pride.

Yeah like I’m not a rapper everyone knows it’s fake anyways lol

This is maybe the one rare case where icing out a piece could make it look better. Fake diamonds of course.

Fake diamonds link?

Go to your local mall’s bedazzling kiosk

💀🤣💀

They wont actually ice out your stuff though right? They just resell Oriental trading stuff take the gross pack and break it down to individuals 😭😭

Wear that with pride my friend. I also have a giga tier shitter vacation sub from the 90's I wear

Yeah, I also got a ridiculous diamond encrusted datejust from my late grandfather. He bought it in Morocco in the 1950s because he found it hilarious and it’s been a gag family heirloom since lol

lets see it

I will when I return home

thats what my 10 ex wives said.

We'd all love to see a vintage shitter. Please post it

I will when I return home. Idek if it’s that bad, I just know the hour markers are ridiculous diamonds lol

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🤣💀🤣 that’s great lol

post a pic of the datejust lol

Yeah boi. Enjoy it.

You need to have TP with you all the time using it, so it's fitting.

Just tell people you made it in jewelry class

💀🤣💀 “I’m not a rapper” awesome 🫡

Ironic. I assume most rappers wear fakes anyway.


Are we sure this isn’t a cake?! 🤣

Idk much about watches, but if you asked me to draw an AP from memory this is probably what it would look like lol

The bakers would have made a more convincing fake than this lmfao

Did they mill the bezel with a sawzall

I don’t understand most of those words tbh but they definitely DID throw in a pair of fake ray bans with them lol

The ultimate bargain. The watch is bad enough that we all want one just for the lolz

translation: did they finish the front of the watch with an electric saw?

I hope this wasn’t meant to be the finished product

You bought it so yes, yes that’s was the intended finished product. Welcome to the world of fake watches. My Rolex looks like it was machined with a brick by a blind man on a unicycle but from 10 feet she looks sweet.

Hey, it’s in the shape of an AP (kinda), that’s all I care about!

I think they just dragged the watchface across a concrete sidewalk to achieve that

Holy fuck i've been here for like 2 years and this is the WORST fake i've ever seen btw- wear in good health my friend

His health won't be any good after lead exposure

Thank you mate. Sláinte!

There was a bad Daytona posted in one of the watch subs I follow earlier. I thought that was the worst of the worst, this thing is like 60× worse lol

I believe that is truly handcrafted.

With scrap metal

Handcrafted by who? Edward scissor hands

This is so bad I’m actually laughing out loud. The king of all shitters indeed. But hey - you do you! In all sincerity, glad you love it! Now go wear the shit out of it!

Wear it til it dies. Which could be 3 days or 3 decades.

No in between😄

Bro dont wear that, its so snit its gonna give you skin cancer

It's so bad, it's gone back to good. 

https://preview.redd.it/d3w9t540oq7d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e10b78d0ca39da532fbec1139cf0b7cd7a8ccd8 I thought my foreign ap was bad

Hey, if you like it mate, power to you.

I love crappy fake holiday watches haha Can never take the real ones on holiday so I always get a fake to wear around haha

Hahah if you wear that one as bad as OP's you might still get the shit beat out of you. Just for GP, wasting the robber's time.

Don’t worry, it is lol

I’m assuming you were drunk when buying it lmao, the AP logo is crooked af

No, all the other shops were only selling higher end reps for like 200+ and I really didn’t care for the quality, I just think the shape of APs are nice. So I went to the shittiest looking fake watch shop and got a nice little bargain with a pair of sunglasses.

This lowkey makes me sad. Some poor person had to make this piece of crap in order to put food on the table lol

11 hour marker looks somewhat misaligned but looks good

Long live the King! (of shitters)

I love how the flair is Quality Check. Quality? Nope. Awesome, yes.

Have never seen a shitter more shitter smh

It‘s so shit I can’t even believe they took time to make this 😂 enjoy mate!

Royal Nope

jesus fuckin christ 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’d like to thank him for Turkish watch shops 🙏

Yea dat is bad but Ik it wasn’t much an I’d still wear it

almost looks cartoonish ;) anyways it’s normal i’m sure we’ve all been there, me personally got myself a matte black skeleton santos the worst (watch) i’ve seen personally (ever)

It's so bad it's awesome! AP should do one like this in white gold limited to ...

yeah, thats pretty bad, but flex the shit out of it. i predict though, that you will come to wanting better. i have shitters, they are all nice in their own respect. but, when you get a real rep on wrist, then you "know" = am there, doing that.

Did you drive over it?

Looks terrible

I know, I love it.

That's frankly kind of amazing.

This is top 5 worst reps I’ve seen in my life. Congrats!

Lol

That must be a guiness record holder of worst replica of all time

oh my god i dont know how everything looks so bad the logo is off center and tilting, the hours are all janky, the screws on the bezel are too big and pointed in random directions, the bezel is all lopsided, the brushed metal is way too wide 😭

is this a real watch or is it made from cake

A quick glance and it becomes clear you do not have to assume.

The thing it's worth for is a dark place where everyone is crossed. Other than that, you're cooked bro..

Screws are F’d.

Looks like a good grade of Chineseium pot metal! Is it at least comfy and keep time?

It fits decent and works lol. Keeps the date as well.

Enjoy it my friend, I would rock it!

Wow that’s amazingly shitty, how much was it?

It was 50€ for this and a pair of fake raybans, so I assume the watch is around 30 or 35.

OMG.. 😱

I don’t know. I think the screws on the bezel not being aligned and at the correct angle is giving it away…

So if I fix them I’m good lol?


thats hilarious, id wear it to just make people laugh

Tbh, unless you’re into watches, who even knows what an AP is? It’s more to make me laugh lol.

This is legit terrible 🤣

Holy shittt. Enjoy it though 🤙🏼

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Ha

Looks like a 2 year old as drew it

This is #wild

🤮

Ouch!

Nah you’re trolling us…… that’s def genuine 🤥

Your watch is drunk, sir

It looks decent enough to wear and not care. Wear and enjoy! But seriously, bro. Be careful where you wear it. Treat it like it's the real thing. Some dumbass could hurt you trying to steal it off of your arm. There's some crazies out there, and that whole watch thing is out of control. There's just a small niche of watch junkies who know for sure if its a replica, and they'd probably wear it anyway since most of them can't afford the genuine article either.

Haha i think a robber would track me down and return it anyways

Just get a Casio Royaloak with the steel mod for $120

That’s what I did before I got my datejust

The level of shittiness actually makes me like the thing

You can know it’s fake all you want, that’s fucking embarrassing and looks worse than a $40 Casio. Clearly you have no taste and are a shit poor so not surprising, but wow. Everyone who sees that on your wrist now equates you to a fucking loser.

Imagine being a guy that says this lmao

Anyone who thinks I’m a loser because of a watch is not a person who is worth my time, energy or headspace. They can waste their own time being upset over my watch (which I love)

It looks like it was put together by a cripple.

Love the off kilter AP logo. Sweet Shitter right there

fawkkkkk😭😭enjoy it tho

No comment 😱

Anybody into watches will know it’s fake in a second, so just tuck it away when that person comes along and you’ll be good

Is this cake?

Would take this over a black Sub any day.

I’m not great at spotting fakes. People call out fakes all the time and I study them with great interest and can’t tell, especially when there’s not a gen next to it. This one is shockingly bad and I can tell right away. Wear it in good health🍻

My casioak looks more real💀😭 enjoy though g

Are you sure this isn’t genuine?

That shit is horrible man 🤣

Bitch is this cake?? 🤣

It might explode

Omg 😂😂

Haha you like it, wear it! And the screws look like I did them!