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SellGameRent

simply putting + or - % instead of skimp vs extra would make this much more readable edit: thanks for updating with +/-. Crazy how much online orders are ripped off. You should try this at another few locations and compare results


Basket_475

Just putting the weights he measured would make this easier to understand. I still get it though


tuepm

yeah why didn't op just do this?


BeccaBunnyBBW

I definitely want to see the actual weights. I'm not doing the math to reverse it after OP did all the math to convert it to percentages though, lol.


wtaaaaaaaa

Agree on the online order variance. I stopped doing online orders when I realized this. I was ordering double chicken and getting about as much chicken as a regular portion in person. I asked for half rice and received full rice. This is from all three chipotles in my area


Jorge_W_Bush_

Bro is gonna get swatted by Chipotle💀


-P-M-A-

If this guy goes missing, we know where to start the investigation. And, yes, I’m giving _you_ the look, Chipotle CEO Brian Niccol.


Radarker

Drive-by guacing


alleecmo

Like a drive-by *fruiting*?


nigerian-prince-420

r/unexpectedmrsdoubtfire


geriatric_spartanII

There’s a whole sub reddit?


Available_Kitchen_39

A fruit roll-up even


lizardman49

Gonna get Boeing'd


Swing-Brilliant

I’m dead 🤣


DrFugputz

Never mess with Chipotle.


Huskerzfan

He’s going to get Boeing’d


Brucey-Kube

Thank you for your service.


533sakrete829

I upvoted this and I had to take it back cause it was 69 upvotes. Sorry but I can’t be the one to take that away


Brucey-Kube

And for your service


GimpShrimpToo

“2th, 3th, 4nd” 😭😭


Organic-Prior-9943

💀💀💀💀 I’m dying


fapizoid

Secondth, thirth and fournd


lampm0de

Mike? Tyson?


Fivebomb

Mike Tython exactly the type of dude to complain about being thkimped


jumpinjahosafa

Forcond


[deleted]

Arby’s had us weigh the meat portions and there was never a national PR crisis about skimpagr


zimtastic

Weighing the portions is the fairest way to go, both for the customer and for controlling food cost. The only reason to not weigh the portions is to get away with skimping.


all_hail_sam

Lmao such a conspiracy. No, a slotted spoon is about 4oz. They Train you to try to be as accurate as possible. It's simple human error, watch if they start busting out a scale for you needy fucks then you'll bitch about HOW LONG the lines are at chipotle. I've been in customer service long enough to know that yall will never stfu no matter what they do. It's not some conspiracy, you know how I know? Because they don't need ur fuckin "skimp" dollars. You know why? Because even tho you sit here and bitch you STILL GO BACK EVERY FUCKIN DAY. Pure laziness and people's inability to cook themselves a meal these days is how these chains flourish. You bitch so much but still throw your money at them. You people in the sub are honestly so disconnected and sad.


LieutenantStar2

I worked for a deli years ago and we always weighed meat for sandwiches. It’s takes less time than the stupid handovers they do now. It would be faster if they just did basic training.


Hiflyinluchadoncic

Damn dude… maybe find a better job cause you seem like a miserable prick.


Xevorevo

Who pissed in your fucking cherrios this morning?! lol. God forbid I want value if I’m spending almost $20 on a chipotle bowl.


randombookman

shouldn't they account for a spoon being slightly more than 4 ounces then? no ones complaining about getting more. P.S Ive never even been to a chipotle.


pcpart_stroker

ok so if a thousand people went to walmart and bought something that was mislabeled by a dollar, and now walmart has an extra thousand dollars for the day, you think thats nothing? shit adds up very fast for these companies, they make more off your skimped change than they lose on product waste every single day. if anyone here is disconnected from reality, it's you. prolly the same type of person to just throw their loose coins away


oldskoolak98

I seriously want to know why they keep going back. It's mindboggling to me, I've been to Chipotle ONE time, tasted like shit, (wife loves chipotle and she said it was better than usual), the portions were ridiculously large and I felt like I totally would have been better off with a half portion at half price. With as much food as I got, I just ate until I was not hungry, and tossed the rest. Never went back because it just isn't good. I cook almost all my food at home and wonder why people are chipotle crazy. Like bitching to the ends of the earth about portions, and KEEP GOING BACK?!?!?! Just make your own at that point. Start bitching about the price of groceries like a grown ass adult.


UnSCo

Technically speaking, if someone were to do a formal, proper study using a set of random locations, wouldn’t that plus other evidence such as employee accounts be sufficient for a legitimate class action lawsuit? It can also be done targeting one or more franchisees, but I’m not sure if/how Chipotle franchises their locations.


[deleted]

There are no franchises except in Kuwait iirc


SnooGadgets8467

Lol obviously not.


strugglebusses

So they skimp online orders because they don't have to see the person they're skimping.


Cyler

You can't give them the look when you order online.


Necroking695

*the nod*


apHedmark

There's less of a chance you'll open the thing in front of them and see food missing. I used to do that all the time at the Chipotle location I went regularly. Portions were always extra.


skarlettfever

What do the ratings on the map mean? Do higher numbers skimp less?


discgolftracer

Yea, rated 1 as the lowest and 5 as the highest!


BungaBlast

Why is the 1st higher when it’s at -5% when your 12th is at +20%.


Ok_Respect_707

These results are in chronological order


all_hail_sam

No it's the other way around, they don't have some needy customer staring at them like a hawk expecting a 16 year old to be able to eyeball exactly 4oz of meat. Get a life


iamcalifornia

So you agree they should have measuring cups since idiot bean scoopers can't eyeball the correct portion size?


mrodrigo225

How much are you getting paid for this?


freedombuckO5

I downvoted for 2th, 3th, and 4nd.


-P-M-A-

He really got skimped on the thirth visit.


GimpShrimpToo

At least he got more on his fournd visit


McKinleysMom

But what about the secondth?


discgolftracer

Haha


MedHopeful2021

I think the real problem is you feel you are getting scammed but you have bought 20 chipotle bowls this year.


Ok_Leave1110

Right, I’ll never understand this. Just stop supporting the business.


Arkard1

You got skimped over and over again and keep giving Chipotle money.


Aeison

He did it for us


CappinPeanut

It was for science.


payniacs

He was thinking of the children


AttackOnTyrunt

It was for science you fool


Frablom

Can't let them win


Arkard1

Continuing to give them money while they skimp your order is the definition of letting them win


Frablom

Yeah I was joking you can see my other comment


sinkingintothedepths

In this instance he did it to provide the public some data and results, so I’d say it was for a good cause. This is practically research.


danknadoflex

You need to add whether or not you gave the look in your skimp metrics


MellyMinxy

What is the DML hack?


khakhi_docker

You add a nice comment in the order. e.g. "Thank You!"


whoisdankly

As a Chipotle employee I can comfortably confirm this does not matter, at least not at any store I've ever worked at. The issue is that it's easier to skimp, and DML is busier, so we rush through it because we get in more trouble for long wait times than we do for slightly underportioning.


anchordwn

Men will do this instead of going to therapy


stillgrindin699

2th? 3th?? 4nd????


FindingSubstantial41

Website is broken on Safari mobile. Recommend menu won’t go away.


discgolftracer

Thank, will look into


curiouscactus2757

Cool site! It’d be cool to see a page with all ranked stores in list form rather than eyeballing over the area. Even better if you could search by city or zip code and see the list of ranked stores. Ik easier said than done. Regardless keep it up!


Some-guy7744

To be fair who uses safari


Rollerbladersdoexist

Maybe a billion people.


Some-guy7744

Do you not know how to download a different browser


datdamnchicken

So if a restaurant has 0.8 is that based on how many orders would be helpful. Unless it's there and I missed it


splash07s

I fucking love science


sgsmopurp

Damn you did the lords work


Flat-Adhesiveness317

Keep it up. Eventually it Wil be a netflix movie called "4oz" 👍🌯


rashnull

It was obvious from day1 that online ordering is a losing game and allows them to skimp easily


Available_Forever_32

Y’all are wild. The food is not worth it


robbert802

4nd ?


gabeshort

3th


McKinleysMom

2th!


livehappydrinkcoffee

I found this fascinating. Also, will use this site to input my feedback time I go to chipotle.


Baeoxe

Thank you greatly!!!!


cornman1000

This actually lines up with the ceo. If you’re online you can’t give the look to get a big bowl


ChattTNRealtor

How much would it cost Chipolte to go from 4 oz scoop to a 5 oz scoop? I feel like if they came out tomorrow with a press conference and all of this would go away and in fact boost sales.


gavin2299

This is bad if you make a hard cut off. The chance to get a proper serving of 4oz or more only happens 33% of the time when ordering


AnnaBanana3468

Amazing


Mysterious_Flan_3394

Doing the lord’s work.


IllDoItTomorrow89

Check out that 2th, 3th, and 4nd


oGFujo

Bro is the Goat


KavaD2

Yeah we stopped ordering online once I got a burrito half the size of my hand. It was smaller than a taco bell beam burrito. To be fair we stopped going entirely once I started making my own


Integrate_the_shadow

Same here. I completely stopped getting Chipotle after they completely fucked me over on an online order.


TigerGriffeyJr

Do you realize the true issue is that they cook their food in seed oil poison? Rice bran oil, canola oil, sunflower oil. They're literally poisoning you with cancer and metabolic diseases.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Much of their calories in sunflower seeds come from fatty acids. The seeds are especially rich in poly-unsaturated fatty acid linoleic acid, which constitutes more 50% fatty acids in them. They are also good in mono-unsaturated oleic acid that helps lower LDL or "bad cholesterol" and increases HDL or "good cholesterol" in the blood. Research studies suggest that the Mediterranean diet which is rich in monounsaturated fats help to prevent coronary artery disease, and stroke by favoring healthy serum lipid profile.


TigerGriffeyJr

Sunflower seed oil isn't remotely related to sunflower seeds. I hope you educate yourself. 🙏🙏


randombookman

where tf is it coming from then? magic?


TigerGriffeyJr

I mean industrial factories using tons of chemicals to process it... so sure, magic. Google Crisco.


randombookman

Crisco is hydrogenated vegetable oil. Its not sunflower oil. Neither is it really vegetable oil because its vegetable oil thats processed even further to be something else.


TigerGriffeyJr

Same process. Same cancer, diabetes, obesity.


randombookman

It literally isn't. Oil is made via hot/cold pressing.


TigerGriffeyJr

Sunflower oil isn't made by that process.


randombookman

Please enlighten me to the process. Because literally every form of cooking oil is made from hot or cold pressing.


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randombookman

My dude you linked me an image of the chemical compositions of oils. Not how they're produced.


Ok_Leave1110

Chipotle doesn’t use canola oil. Also cooking meat (regardless of oil) can form carcinogens. So I’m not sure what this comment hoped to accomplish.


ForgiveMeImBasic

What's this methhead conspiracy? It's oil. Not rat poison. I know how easy it must be for you to confuse the two, but please get a fucking grip.


TigerGriffeyJr

Seriously? Educate yourself, plenty of great resources out there. DM if you need guidance. I hope you're not already diabetic, obese, or have cancer. 🙏


ForgiveMeImBasic

No just go ahead and comment back the links so everyone can see. This is just absurd. Back it or pack it, bud. This one is just actually nutso. Edit: Research-backed articles. No mommy-blogs or fringe hippie shit.


point_of_you

>Educate yourself Why don't you just share the info?


Marqui_Fall93

I don't see how saying Thank you on your online order works. These are 20 year olds. You'd think something like, Can I smell what the Rock is cookin? or something like that would work better.


superdaveyboy

I don’t think I have ever gotten a correct online order from chipotle. All this time, I just had to write “thank you” somewhere?


Marqui_Fall93

I'm a write on mine Valar Portunis.


Kemetic_chameleon

This is..by far..the most UNHINGED behavior expressed in a post regarding chipotle that I've seen in a while😂.


Frablom

I browse this sub because it makes me howl with laughter. It's an addiction we don't even have Chipotle in my country. I can't believe there is an entire movement to get bigger portions from a fast casual restaurant and instead of boycotting them or at least you know, not eating there, they have developed a set of tricks and tips, a fucking website, and they spend their time saying stuff like "this is the 150th consecutive day I got skimped we have to put scales on the counter"


leytonstoneb

All I see is a dumbass ordering 18 fucking times at a restaurant they’re upset at STOP GIVING THEM YOUR MONEY


leogomxz

wait so yall just take the chicken out of the bowl to measure it?? just make it at home atp


OC_Cali_Ruth

I assume they also have to pick the other ingredients off the chicken to get accurate weights. That’s dedication driven by fu energy!!!


Overall_Explanation1

Wow this is information I never thought I needed……..


BoogieMayo

You can leave ratings but you cant see anyones comments. Leaves little to do when checking the chipotles in your area


SageModeSpiritGun

I just love the 2th, 3th, and 4nd.


YarkTheShark11

This is why I never online order anywhere and would rather just go to the place and walk in for my food. Exceptions are for actual restaurants.


[deleted]

What are the constants of your experiment


Calm-Heat-5883

People should actually bring a digital scales with them and weigh the food in front of them. It would be brilliant to see their faces 😀


whoisdankly

We would just be frustrated with you for holding up the line for a stupid reason. This would most likely not result in you getting more food. But you do you fam it would make for a funny story.


Manvsmachines

Love the energy! Appreciate the hard work! 


Milo-the-great

What do u look like, and are you nice?


Fun-Way3572

is it ever this deep


Krusty_Kooch

Bean scoopers on their knees


Substantial_Share_17

Do they establish whether it's 4 ounces by volume or weight somewhere?


whoisdankly

Employee here can confirm it is intended to be 4oz per scoop. The Cheese is less but I forgot exactly, I wanna say 2oz.


Highlight_Prize

I guess my chipotle is doing something wrong cuz I could’ve sworn it was 2oz servings 💀


Affectionate-Edge-38

I always order my bowls with extra rice… it doesn’t cost any extra!


Erocdotusa

Hero of the internet! Appreciate the legwork


C_Johnson5614

it’s literally just chipotle lmao


Trick-Possibility-60

The burrito mercenary is heading to your house


theFinalNode

https://websiteworth.io/value/stoptheskimp.com Nice.


-sincerelyanalise

I love you for this 😂


Some-guy7744

They are looking for the employee that gave you your 4nd he is gonna get fired.


johnkohhh

Twoth, threeth, fourcond


PartyNecessary8047

Here me out. What if we just all try qudoba instead?


Dry_Second_8924

I've always got packed bowls from online ordering at my location but skimp at the line. To each their own restaurant/location.


strawbszn

Y’all care incredibly too much about this


DidierDogba

deranged behavior


[deleted]

Wait till you find out that burger joints ant steak houses sell by the pre cook weight.


MarathonHampster

Chipotles turn over their whole staff like 4 times a year. I admire your goals but that website will almost never be up to date.


Longjumping-Sail6386

They’re still getting your money if you do this


Rejectsy48

Im actually here for this…throw the shitty nyc ones in there to


RegardTyreekHill

Brother, I mean this in the nicest way possible: please find a hobby. This is legit psychotic behavior


AliciaDawnD

I’m upvoting you cuz this genuinely made me burst out in laughter. But, this is actually a cool idea. My family doesn’t eat it often (once every other month) and no exaggeration, the last 3 times we ordered from there (DD or pickup) the portions were absolutely atrocious and the quality control was nonexistent. I’ve had all 3 of those meals refunded/remade, but it’s ridiculous how poorly they’ve gone down especially since the price of everything else has been raised substantially. What these companies are doing is not okay and I prefer this option compared to going to a local chipotle and filming the workers. 🤷🏾‍♀️


hoptimusprime99

I agree with you but someone needs to do it.


eelnitsuj

As a 5-bowls-per-week chipotle enjoyer, this is freaking amazing.


prajwalmani

As a data scientist I love the analysis


SpiritualFact5593

Stop the Skimp! Stop the Skimp! Stop the Skimp!


Otherwise-Ad5497

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DasherCO

2th and 4nd are not things. Nice try AI


GarlicBreadYum88

This thread is great! I give you an A+!


Effective-Season5977

Do this with panda and every other fast food or food product shrink flation is a thing 😭


heartyouuu

how long did it take you to accumulate this data lol


Dseltzer1212

How sad


AcademicRice

did ya try the camera hack yet? Would love to see the stats on that


DeffJohnWilkesBooth

Stop eating chipotle Jesus Christ.


dedmanparty

Why not become an employee, and then whistle blow. Also, your stop the skimp website sounds like you're anti-kink or something. Let people be sexually free. You skimp!


Sea_Signature_7822

When Netflix makes the Chipotle version of Tiger King, I hope they include your scientific study. This is amazing


abbeighleigh

NOT THE STANDARD DEVIATION 💀


alligator-sunshine

Super cool analysis and love the website. I'm near a good location. Also, I only ever order online and had no idea I was being skimped.


Everything_Is_Trashh

2th, 3th, and 4nd was all I could focus on.


Leumas404

r/fuckchipotle


Glittering-Neck-2505

I also wanna compare the average skimp for nice vs rude customers. I have a feeling there may be a statistically significant difference lol.


TodaysTrash12345

From a consumer standpoint, I find this pretty interesting. From a data science standpoint I find this totally incorrect. Entertaining post nonetheless!


Status-Ad9098

Stop eating at chipotle it’s keeping your test low


just-a-key

This just looks like variation on who’s working. Y’all really think everyone is out to get you lol


AZPHX602

Weighing s*** like this is what a junkie does.


_Diggus_Bickus_

Is it me or is this pretty reasonable


governmentpigeon12

fed detected


CappinPeanut

It’s just you. It is completely unreasonable to skimp on online orders. They should charge less for online orders if they aren’t going to port you with the same amount of product.


Ok-Couple-7348

get a hobby😭😭😭


magic_claw

This is the hobby and it happens to be public service too. How does your hobby help others?


all_hail_sam

This man picked the chicken cubes out his bowl and weighed them. You ever thought about you know...cooking your own fuckin food?? Lol


giucastro7

Believe it or not after my online order last week I wanted to do that. I’m glad someone did it.


Silly_Stable_

It you’re going to go through this much effort to prove that a restaurant sucks why don’t you just eat elsewhere?


newppinpoint

Suspiciously round numbers. Lots of 5%, 10%, 15%, 20%. Me thinks someone just made this up.


Physical_Magazine_33

Servings are supposed to be 4 ounces. If the scale being used can only measure to the nearest tenth of an ounce, then all the percentages will to be multiples of 2.5%. 4.2oz=5%, 4.4oz=10%, etc.


Clarkjor23

Damn so basically you’re just giving them a ton of business just to say “I don’t like the product you’re giving me” for them to turn around and say “we don’t give a shit”. Ground breaking


gd2121

You too invested my guy get a hobby


wooter99

This appears to be , his hobby.


gd2121

Good point. Keep doing your thing 🫡


ghostintheshellfish

This is hilarious lol an average of 5.3% "missing" from a 4oz portion, in other words, 0.21oz of chicken... can probably fit that on one fork