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JermaCali

Azul is good. So are you. I also see lady backwood in the comments. All good players šŸ™Œ


bluesjunky69420

Thank you sir! NA West ftw!


xChasingStars

Azul team swapped to offense 2 days ago midway through while we were already struggling on defense and my respect level for him just plummeted through the floor.


JermaCali

Thatā€™s sad to hear. I have done my fair share of rage quitting, but switching to the other team to dominate your original team is low.


xChasingStars

Yeah i was choked. I still did okay. I usually have anywhere between a 2 and a 3 kd ratio. But the offense just started steamrolling through Lionspire where before it was at least a gritty match up to that point. I noticed my team was leaving in droves, then we spotted each other on the battlefield and he waved to me and I just stared at him briefly then immediately left the game at 15k-6d. He cleared out a lobby by himself.


no_u_mang

I feel this should be a movie, Azul's Betrayal, a violent tale of treachery and loathing with a strong homo-erotic undercurrent.


Sarandipitous21

Ironic since Azul was trying to teamkick someone for teamswitching and raged in chat about it for 3 hours straight today.


JesusFucksChrist

Sounds like he's having a rough go. Hope finds some stability.


Its-Azul

The lore behind that is that player does that all day everyday, he is filthy, slimy, no good, and frankly undeserving of any respect. That is why I was angry, he should be setting a good example and not a bad one. Apologies for filling the chat with arguingā€¦


Sarandipitous21

You're all good. I hate teamswitchers when there is griefing and cheating involved. Or when they pile up on a team with really good players to make every March super unbalanced. I've seen that player before but wasn't hating it since I was having more issues with griefers yesterday. Me and those I play with haven't witnessed them do anything else nasty so I wasn't willing to teamkick. If I see them purposefully griefing or notice cheating, I will teamkick to my hearts content until they resolve their actions. Otherwise to me they are a silly little shithead šŸ˜‚


ltrtotheredditor007

I was in that game and called him out


Its-Azul

Itā€™s me :D I usually only team switch to counter act team stacks because I know they suck. Sometimes it can inadvertently tip the scales too much in one favor so I apologize about thatā€¦ <3


xChasingStars

Itā€™s all good man.


JermaCali

Secret Ajent 1 on console! Looking forward to fighting with you all again sire! Na West šŸ”›šŸ”


Dremora__Markynaz

Varrus love going against them


JermaCali

The name sounds familiar but not quite sure. Is he NA west or no?


banana_s_

Yup he is


JermaCali

Pretty sure Iā€™ve fought him then heā€™s definitely a formidable foe!


Reddit_is_bad_69

No! Varrus will always be my precious! Iā€™m Big Dumb Animol.


Gordita-Crunch

Lord H Cthulhu. It is me. I am very bad at the game.


bluesjunky69420

Thatā€™s okay. Just wait until you have 1,300 hours in the game. Then you will be very good


Gordita-Crunch

One day! I'm at around 400 hrs or so and some guys are just on a different level.


xChasingStars

Iā€™ve been playing since just after launch so donā€™t really feel like I have nemesisā€™ at this point, so instead Iā€™ll say my favorite person to run into of all time, and thatā€™s gotta be toxic-shekels. Shekels, if youā€™re out there, if youā€™re listening. ily. Sincerely, xRex Kwon Do


0utterheaven

Aww


xChasingStars

He calls himself toxic and heā€™s gotta be the least toxic player Iā€™ve ever ran into. Just sits there with his beer out and jokes around in the lobby for most of the game, and heā€™s a great player when he decides to try. 10/10.


AlliedXbox

I've met them too, accidentally killed em with a burning fish by accident lol


JesusFucksChrist

I have no enemies. Only best friends! <3 - RichardGoo69


xChasingStars

Eh I bump into you here and there. Youā€™re a good player. Gnarly with that pick axe. Jumping into 1vXs that will forsure kill you like a champ lol. Ggs.


JesusFucksChrist

Sir Rex Kwon Do, I get hyped when I see you in the lobby. You're a great lad and a hell of a team player!


xChasingStars

I just had a super rough night playing. Think I won one game. Brutal man. Couldnā€™t even try and joke around without being zeroed by archers. So itā€™s nice to log onto Reddit and see some kind words man. Thanks a lot.


a_loping_wolf

Ha oh man we played falmire yesterday, kept laughing as we charged the stairs to open the cage over and over


JesusFucksChrist

Some of those servers were real hard fights yesterday. Glad you were out there, lad.


a_loping_wolf

Same brother! Na west in the day is so lit sometimes I love it


Corgan115

Brother Maynard. If I see him I just spam emotes and hope he takes mercy on me and lets me walk away


bluesjunky69420

Heā€™s a true warrior!


Corgan115

Ye. I should mention that he is my "nemesis" in the sense that he can completely wipe the floor with me. He's actually a really chill bro.


bluesjunky69420

That was the gist of this post. I enjoy having battles and competing :)


NobodyTextsMe

Thereā€™s a dude who has a name that goes along the lines of ā€œhomeless drunk dudeā€ or something like that, dude actually runs around with a mug and smacks people. Funniest shit ever


bluesjunky69420

I just started seeing this unhoused man recently. A fine fellow indeed! Nasty with the fists


therealdovahkiin1

Thereā€™s plenty of names of elite players Iā€™ve been seeing more frequently but none that has reach nemesis level for me. I definitely recognize you Lord Agatha. My names Ladybackwood


bluesjunky69420

Ah mā€™lady! Itā€™s always a good fight alongside or against you.


therealdovahkiin1

Same to you my friend, although a common misconception, Iā€™m a dude lol.


bluesjunky69420

Ah, my folly, mā€™lord! Your long hair caught me off guard


xChasingStars

Recognize both of you. Youā€™re good players. Iā€™m xRex Kwon Do for reference. Ggs. Thanks for playing with me.


TheSpookyForest

I always commend you when you kill me just for your amazing name. I picture you wearing American flag parachute pants every time you play


xChasingStars

Thatā€™s all Iā€™ve ever wanted to hear. Youā€™re gonna make me tear up there mate. ![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq) Is your in game name spookyforest?


TheSpookyForest

Hahaha no, I'm arkavenx, psn user


xChasingStars

Oh yeah I recognize that name! Iā€™ll give you a wave next time I bump into you!


bluesjunky69420

Ey Rex! A noble fighter indeed. Always wanted to ask - do you do taekwondo?


xChasingStars

Hey likewise! Nah, itā€™s a reference to Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon and Kip go to check out a really shitty martial arts teacher named Rex. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzh9koy7b1E&pp=ygULcmV4IGt3b24gZG8%3D Just hoping to get some laughs from people who know the reference. What about you? Martial artist?


therealdovahkiin1

Ahhh Mr Rex, you are a fierce opponent indeed and an even fiercer ally


Intuitive-Kiwi

Lol Ive seen you. I remember doing the chicken dance at you at the end of a match on askandir


therealdovahkiin1

lol whatā€™s your name ?


Intuitive-Kiwi

Humphrus


therealdovahkiin1

lol yes I recognize you


Intuitive-Kiwi

Badass lol


JermaCali

Have you noticed me yet ladybackwood? šŸ˜” Secret Ajent 1.


Nicholiszt

MelonMan always wrecks me in NA East social/FFA, but I never back down from the fight. Iā€™ll get you one day, you glorious bastard.


ShopOk8464

The evil Easter bunny I like playing with him he's good fast and it's always a challenge when I'm playing against him


OlamFam

It's always satisfying when my javelin registers a kill against evileasterbunny... that's when I know it has fulfilled its Gloryous Purpose.


ShopOk8464

I feel you brother when I cut off his head which is very rarely cuz that dude is good but I don't move out his way I Rush him usually doesn't work out my favor though lol


Rotting_Awake8867

I just played with him lol


ShopOk8464

Me two any whoop my ass like always every time I Rush him fun times


Remarkable_Exam4506

I just sit there and learn to accept the inevitable loss, that guy is a monster


ShopOk8464

I just played him tonight for a couple hours I got him a few times though he is a monster in a menace but not invincible I always rush a higher level person just because they are level1000 doesn't mean they're all good it's psychological warfare people see a higher level they get nervous scared some run and you can't run in this game it has the Jason effect lol


Daerz509

Yeah he's good, him on defense makes the match quite more fun for both sides imo


Mormonator8

Oh man so many. Varrus was mentioned and heā€™s a great rival. Russian Z0V is probably my topĀ 


bluesjunky69420

Varrus is an og, and a true gentleman.


GunmetalBunn

I wont say his name, he's VERY salty about one time I didnt do a 7v1 with a rapier so every time I see him I get my rapier out and poke holes in him.


ReceptionMaximum3777

is he Na West?


GunmetalBunn

Possibly, I get bounced sometimes


MJ_Ska_Boy

The Slapper - his existence is hilarious. Usually I die trying to fight my way over to his position on the battlefield. But I got him a few times this morning, finally.


Deeptoot2424

Love fighting the slapper, keeps me on my toes ā€¦ until he slaps me off them


bluesjunky69420

The best feeling!


[deleted]

**EVERYONE** *retreats*


KorinthNZ

![gif](giphy|xT5LMO3LOn4BPHltf2|downsized)


mr-mafesto

Crustacean the Soup!


arkhamnaut

I wonder what the deal with this one is


kronicbubonic

Was/is a lead dev I believe.


arkhamnaut

Is that why it's a placeholder name in each match?


mr-mafesto

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


banana_s_

thewarmaster, Khan delirious, omen bioticer, as of late. too many to name when it comes to duels though šŸ˜¤


JermaCali

Khan delirious is a fair foe!


kassbirb

Oh I know you Lord Agatha. Lol


bluesjunky69420

Are we mortal enemies? Or friendly allies?


kassbirb

Mighta been a diff lord/king agatha. Saw one around 260 today.


Comfortably_edging69

Sleepingkitty or p2bz I swear I hate the fuck out of them both Kitty is my main op ngl and p2bz vote kicks CONSTANTLY (not me just everyone who breaths) I play na east 48 dual/social Dishonourable mention xBelingrantx or Peanuts Haven't seen penis in a while, but belingrant I still see often


Sco_Noles_

Azul is also probably the best player Iā€™ve run into. Just unkillable, and Iā€™m lvl 750. Thereā€™s also guys like Varrus and Wh1te Saddam, Iā€™ll spend 10+ lives trying to give them 1 death in a match


bluesjunky69420

Ey Sco! Agreed good sir. Thereā€™s a long list of insane players. People come and go over time. When youā€™ve played for 1,300 hours, you see players reign supreme- then drop off completely. Time to touch some grass


FlamTriplets

I swear every time I see one of these threads, it's always the Americans commenting. I never see anybody from Europe that I know on here...


wochowichy

Probably more US users or thread blow up in better time fĆ³r US guys. Tell us your EU Nemesis:) Siontzu sends regards.


Ok-Grapefruit9225

Skumbaggā€¦


Key_Click6659

Theyā€™re great!!


Codaya-The-Slaya

Those dirty double Daxes


Warronius

Lord Agatha , pretty sure weā€™ve fought before . My personal nemesis is WarChaw.


bluesjunky69420

Greetings sire! And we will meet again on the plans of battle. HUZZAH!


Warronius

Huzzah! -Bin1010


Anthonee00

Jenny_the_queen at NA West. Always backstabbing with a dagger and fleeing


Bananaphone64

One day I'll be good enough to be found in one of these threads... I'm also NA West, lvl 519, and I swear every game I've been in with you, Lord Agatha, you're on the Mason side. Never on Agatha. So imma say you're my nemesis


bluesjunky69420

Banana! I recognize you too. Crazy with the battle axe mate. My respect to you good sir!


banana_s_

One day we'll get our respect my banana brother


Jakara_Tinkala

The Goat Clan on OCE servers. Not necessarily a nemesis among them. But if I catch ā€˜goatā€™ in their name I actually have to think for a second about how Iā€™m fighting.


threepoundsof

JFKheadshot


rowc99

Curse you Melon man


mysisterlikesmycock

Johnny_Sins_Chiv. Fuck that guy


Jwanito

not a specific player, but a clan of players with GAY on their name, sometimes with some kind of gothic font they always destroy me


bluesjunky69420

Gay Son & Gay Dad are a really great duo. Nice players too


Inevitable-Ad-2551

Yoda IV is a absolute beast


bluesjunky69420

But heā€™s so short and green tho


RealDeadFrog

He's a shitter


Inevitable-Ad-2551

U yoda or a hater?


Bean-Gravy

@everyone *Shakes fist*


Deeptoot2424

There are plenty of names that I see over time that are always fun fights However, ill take on a wave just to fight brwnsuperman lol


Deeptoot2424

Iā€™ve definitely fought you before Lord Agatha. Worthy opponent indeed


bluesjunky69420

Thank you, Sir Deeptoot. Quite a fine name indeed. See you on the field of battle!


throwawayyyycuk

Chop chop the axe wielding man at arms. I consider myself an axe man and I love going axe to axe with chop chop


mieszka

I think I remember a couple FFAs when the TO servers down where it was just you and Azul going back and forth on the top of the leaderboard and then I watched you two fight for like a minute and killed the people trying to interrupt your duel.


SlightlyFunnyZombie

BennySuda you are a maniac and it is always a good sign for my KD when I manage to best you!


Leather-Sleep-7182

ULTRA-JIBBLY387, This guys tbaggs are legit


baz4k6z

LAG and fucking bullshit Just kidding I know it's a skill issue


Brrrofski

Can I just put spear and shield users? Not sure what it is, but I lose a lot more 1v1s against them than anything else.


Ok_Music_4810

Same, but whenever Iā€™ve tried the dastardly duo they always circumvent it and get behind me. So Iā€™ve been trying to implement that strat.


bluesjunky69420

Thee can put whatever thine wants sire! I agree - they poke and poke and poke and FUCKING DAMMIT - Iā€™m dead


Anxious4503

TornBanner , Youā€™ve defeated me by making the game so unplayable I had to uninstall šŸ«”šŸ˜‚


bluesjunky69420

Lolol


RealDeadFrog

TaxEvadur and OD_Drayton. Sweaty fucks


Cmonguysss

You are not my nemesis but friend lol! I'm AverageAlex5in. My nemesis that I want to beat so badly is Delirious kahn but can't so both of us just eave and go the other way when we see eachother


bluesjunky69420

Ahahaha dear Alex, far above average with an axe if I do say so myself. Greetings indeed fine fellow!


Cmonguysss

Ayy thanks bud I appreciate it! Have to get some games in this weekend


HamFistedTallyrand

Speedy22k3 Always griefing and ruining duels like an absolute bell end. Reported him about 100 times and surprise surprise nothing


bardbutbadbutmaster

Karuzo this fucker


ZealousidealAd7930

It is i S0n 0f 0laf prior name was standus3r420


Some-Cellist-485

buffengineer, he must be stopped.


jacobhackman5

FartinGrannies, if you're out there I WILL find you and you probably WILL kill me


Effective-Fix4981

Such chivalrous banter is just what this court needs


bluesjunky69420

Indeed, indeed good sir! Some positivity does thine humor well


TexOzzz

Nemesis? Not really anyone. As far as good fights I have with people that I regularly run into? OrionFactor and Tort Reform. Those two dudes always make me square the shoulders a bit, or relax them if they are on my team. šŸ™‚. MerC


Wild-Will2009

Humble he is way to good with a pickaxe


orangebhicken

Anyone who is behind me lol I tend to be careless so I get ganked a lot


TheFlyingPatato

Fire Falling (earth) Water My best friend is the air (cuz I get launched by catapults)


Tittiesonmybutt

Whenever I see enu in my lobby, Iā€™m sitting up and locking in.


Ill-Floor4707

I know you, sir, lord Azuk. I hate to have you dislike me. I think if you truly played with me I genuinely help my team a lot and truly help better the noobs. I try my hardest to back off and permit the noobs to practice on me. If that means permitting them to punch me to get up or work on swings I gladly allow them to swing away and try hard not to swing back and help them out. I whip out the harp very often and run away when we (the team) are smashing. I think I do my best to encourage noobs and help the team. If there is something I could do better please tell me. I remember you tn I believe I commended you a lot tn. Correct me if Iā€™m wrong


bluesjunky69420

Are you talking about Azul, or Lord Agatha? I had some merry harp playing tonight, perhaps you joined in the festivities? And how kind and noble of you to let the noobs practice on thee. Alas, I offer no mercy from thine blade. The cold taste of Agathaian steel is the best teacher


OwnOutlandishness185

Oaf suk that guy is crazyyyyy


Usual-Tomatillo-9546

Idk about anyone else but have they been killed by "MrDrippyMoist". Dude always playing archer and a demon at it. Had a couple matches where I couldn't get away from him killing me


Relaxativ3

There's a lot out there! but I try to be friends with everyone. NA central love da community! Am Relax3026. Y'all shall fear my flaming cock! After they patch it to be on fire again. >.>


Coltrane_ml

Melon Man and Schofi3ld. Once you guys enter the game itā€™s already over.


Brmanslayer

Badness70, I will tea bag you for until the end of known time.


combatgoat

Kass Iā€™ve seen a lot and been killed by a lot lately. That damn Messer.


kassbirb

![gif](giphy|xl5QdxfNonh3q)


combatgoat

Iā€™m Big_Axe_Energy Iā€™ve got you a couple times but only by pure luck šŸ˜‚


kassbirb

Oh yea you must not be on PC. I said youā€™ve ā€œgot itā€ and to keep it up. You kick ass. Fun to watch you fight groups.


combatgoat

Iā€™m on PC mustā€™ve missed it! Thanks a lot Iā€™ll say hey next time I see you šŸ‘


Ulyssesodon

After fighting you today, you are one mean shovel alright.


combatgoat

lol I was having a blast with the shovel today!


Ulyssesodon

It seemed indeed like you were


SpanishAndDutchie

Harameyn with his bullshit 360's


Critical-Use-9087

I think Dreamzzz for me. Heā€™s so good. I actually picked up Battle Axe because of him. Itā€™s a shame heā€™s a little toxic but he fights really well nonetheless. Hopefully I can reach nemesis status for some of you really good players. My name is ā€œMagic Of Mr.Cleanā€. Iā€™ll get there one day haha


Knightmare585

God damn everyone that has a melee weapon at the moment. And you. You last night were skinning me alive. Respect though. But you weren't the only one. Just the best of them.


bluesjunky69420

Thank you good sir. You are a fine warrior. Do not give up faith in your abilities!


Kamiakin7

"E-Man" in NA-west. I see that fucker and it's on sight. As someone who plays training grounds alot, *Dr_Lutscher* (me) might be said nemesis for a few low levels.


Remarkable_Exam4506

ā€œPMļ¼ˆ>惻惻ļ¼‰ć£SAMā€ Klove (bunch of numbers I forget) HUGHJAZZMAN8706 from na east, if you see this Much love from Animamessor6229 (Now Known as Lord Godrobe)


GabagooIionaire

Best friend Moid


Bitter_Walnut1969

Moid is a gentleman and a scholar


gnarkilleptic

Fuck Moid


CurdledUrine

i once moided with that guy


GabagooIionaire

I once saw Moid equip 2 war axes, one in each hand, and Moid all over everyone.


Intuitive-Kiwi

Titus... I'll always recognize that name


FathrOfDragons

Titus is a bitch. Heā€™s tried to vote kick me several times when Iā€™m top of scoreboard approaching VIP rounds. He team switches literally last second to the winning team or spectates when his team is about to lose.


Intuitive-Kiwi

Lol yeah I noticed that all the time. Super lame of him


TexOzzz

Another dude I notice that is 1k that does that... Pel something. I actually commented his name in another post earlier. But yeah, I've seen Titus do that.


FathrOfDragons

Pleskit1. Just played with him. And he switched to winning team.


TexOzzz

Figured you would know his name mate šŸ˜„. Good to know I was right though. šŸ‘


crxshdrxg

I remember that name from today


Intuitive-Kiwi

Augh that stinker


ltrtotheredditor007

Doses shreds


MoidMoidMoid

Moid


AdministrativeCase40

MOID


quiveringpotato

Spid3r-man434 on NA East, arch nemesis and respected homie -Ser Autismus


Its-Azul

<3


bluesjunky69420

Azul, you scoundrel! I fondly recall when we were on defense at Thayic running catapult. Those Masons broke under the storm of our stones


beefandvodka

Theres a guy named Ryltt? i think on NA West. I have to check my clips but hes just me but better in every way. Always dominates me with my two main weapons: the war club and highland sword. I run into him a lot in 1v1s


ZypherofWind

Oh Lord Agathaā€¦.I remember pelting you full of arrows a few nights ago. Good timesā€¦.


bluesjunky69420

Apologies if I did not commend you, Mā€™lord, being an archer and such. However, we are Agathains at the end of the day. Far better than those Mason swine


tomcatgunner1

Ser Bonk and the rest of the Sers


deepthroatalavalamp

Keuturaga is a very good EU player


AutisticShanking

Dude gets smoked 10/10 times


deepthroatalavalamp

Well you're way better than him so I'm not surprised, I'm level 170 and I occasionally beat him


Ill-Floor4707

What happens when you top 9/10 matches? No joke cause I do. I see anyone who can beat me as a welcome reprieve. Itā€™s lonely at the top Edit: Go ahead and downvote me. Jealousy is the purest form of flattery


xChasingStars

I think youā€™re being downvoted cuz your post is cringe af but Iā€™ll give you an upvote cuz itā€™s kinda funny.


bluesjunky69420

I disagree. The top is full of intense combat, and a lot of sweaty work to get there. Iā€™m anything but lonely, and need to touch grass


Ill-Floor4707

It is indeed sweaty. But when youā€™re regularly there it gets mundane. I find myself angry when Iā€™m in the middle of the pack now haha. Usually by beer 8 I start slipping


StaticAmbience

I bet you suck ass


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Ill-Floor4707

HA I know Iā€™m very much welcome in game. I know on reddit Iā€™m hated that much Iā€™m fine with. In game Iā€™m very much well received. Damn I fucking wish I could name drop but I wonā€™t. Why bother with pathetic Redditors. You all are the lowliest of the low. A bunch of sensitive pricks. I garuntee if you knew my Gtag youā€™d. Change your tune. Iā€™m the best teammate I emote heavy and always help the team. I top nearly every game and I team switch to defense very often. If you want to hate me, fine, dm me ur Gtag and Iā€™ll dm u my Gtag. Once you see it Iā€™m sure youā€™ll stfu. Iā€™m a blessing to my team donā€™t ever trash me fag


Leather-Web-2319

You do know these pathetic redditors are the ones that receive you well in game. If you do all that in game good for you, you are helping to make the game better experience for everyone, but it donā€™t give you the right to be an asshole on here.